10 Things I Bet You Didn't Know-An OHSHC FanFic
A/N: Okay. Before I'm dragged out in cyberspace and killed in virtual reality, I'm just going to say one word: school. So, please don't kill me for the extremely late update, and I'm really REALLY sorry for being so late.
Chapter Ten
Renge
1.) When she was ten, her mother died.
The funeral had been somber. Truth be told, her father had an affair while her mother was still alive, although he cut it off out of guilt after her death. Her brothers were off to college soon, and their minds, however important their mother had been, were preoccupied with studying.
So no one was really grieved at the death.
However, she still remembered. She had cried, almost unceasingly, in her room. But no one came to comfort her.
She supposed no one ever would.
2.) Renge tackled her first love, at the age of four.
In return for letting him go, she received her hair ribbon.
"Renge, why do you always wear that ribbon in your hair?"
Ah, Haruhi-kun. That's a very long story.
3.) Renge dreamed of becoming a mangaka.
That was before she was introduced to the job of being editor-in-chief of an entertainment magazine.
Her skills in digging up the truth to celebrities were requested by a government newspaper.
She is now the mother of three, still as frivolous as ever, and jabbers away at high school reunions.
But no one knows that she is the mysterious Agent M (Moi, moi!) of the government, who prevented the assassinations of Suoh Tamaki, Fujioka Haruhi, and Ohtori Kyoya.
4.) Renge married an honorable man who treasured her, and also marveled at how he had been chosen over the numerous lovely boys that pined after her.
"Renge…you married our class president? How?"
"Well, do you remember the hair ribbon story…?"
5.) Many people thought that their rather shallow resident otaku was completely brainless.
Oh, how she laughed when she was sitting cozily in her dorm room in Harvard.
6.) Renge's first child was an adorable little boy named Daisuke.
He spent the first six years of his life dressed as a little girl, due to the insistence of his rather insane mother.
After regaining his original gender, he lived peacefully until he entered high school.
Also at the insistence of his mother, he began a new Host Club that mysteriously produced a doujinshi every month.
7.) Unbeknownst to anyone, Renge was an excellent pianist.
Before the day she came to compete against Tamaki at a national competition.
And beat him with a maniacal grin.
8.) Renge was deeply, deathly, and truly afraid of baby chicks.
And that was why she slapped Mori-san, a national judo champion, after he had the mistake of bringing Piyo near her.
9.) Renge found out what Haruhi's father looked like after an accidental glimpse.
After much squealing, deliberating, and more squealing, Renge decided that Haruhi definitely took after her father.
10.) Renge had been a lonely little girl.
She grew up to be a lonely teenager.
Her slightly maniacal ways gave her the impression of someone more cheerful,
But she was, truthfully, very depressed.
On their graduation day, Renge asked to give a speech.
Departing from her traditional ways, it was with tears she thanked the Host Club for putting up with her.
Later, Haruhi remarked, "If I'd known how much this impacted Renge, I would've done a better job."
And Renge did notice how the impassive, indifferent Haruhi had wanted to do a better job at being a host for her.
Not for anyone else.
But for Renge.
A/N: So…I don't think I did a good job with this, but I hope I gave Renge more depth than usual. I didn't really want to write an entirely slapstick routine for her, but I hope I've included enough humor to give it a Renge-twist.
I hope I can release a new chapter soon…my finals start this week, so please don't expect anything until January. Thanks!