Notes:

WARNING: This chapter will be like "6. Another pair of twins", so if you didn't like what happened in that chapter, then you won't like the stuff that happens in this chapter. Slight MadaraxNatsume, but it's a joke, so... it's not going to be a pairing. This is not a boyxboy fanfiction (I don't dislike it, but it's not going to be a pairing in this fanfiction)!

'blank' = thoughts

"blank" = talking

"blank" = twins talking in unison

(blank) = me commenting on something

Natsume's POV

After the 59th request was finished, it was finally Muro-kun's turn. "Hello Muro-kun," I said with a smile. "Hello..." He said. "Are you okay?" I asked. "...Hm? Ah, sorry, I was just thinking of something," Muro-kun said. "...Okay. What do you want to do?" I said. "Can we talk about Reiko?" He said.

"Sure," I said. "What school does she go to?" He said. I stared at him for five minutes and said, "Why?" "I don't have any ill intentions! I just wanted to know if she's nearby..." He said a little rushed. "I think you should give up on Reiko," Nyanko-sensei said. "When did you get here Nyanko-sensei?" I said.

"I never left," He said while avoiding eye contact. I sighed then said, "What do you want?" "I was only trying to warn Muro about Reiko," He said. "About what?" Muro-kun said. "Yeah, about what?" I said. "That she already has a boyfriend," he said. "She does?" both Muro-kun and I said.

"Yeah, since your not very close to her Takashi, I wouldn't expect you to know." He said. 'For some reason that pissed me off a little,' I thought. "For how long?" I said. "For a year now," he said. "For a year! Please stop your nonsense Nyanko-sensei," I whispered to him. "I'm not talking nonsense," he said.

"EH! Reiko already has a boyfriend?" Tamaki-senpai said. I sighed then said, "She does-" I said. "Of course she does! She is our little sister after all!" Nyanko-sensei said. "Are you talking about Reiko-chan?" one of the guests said. "Yeah," Nyanko-sensei said. "She was adorable! When is she coming back?" another guest said. "I'm sorry to say this, but she probably won't come for a long time," I said.

"That must be hard on you guys. Can you tell Reiko-chan that we said hi?" a guest said. "Of course," I said with a smile. "Thank you Natsume-kun," they said before they went back to what they were doing. "Hey Natsume-kun," I heard someone from behind me say. I turned around and saw Muro-kun.

"Ah! Sorry, I forgot you were there," I said. He nodded then said, "What do you do in your free time?" Flashbacks of yokai coming in the night, to get their name flashed through my head. "Um, I don't ha-" I said. "He hangs out with me of course," Nyanko-sensei said. I stared at him, then said, "Yeah, what he said." "What do you do when your alone together?" Muro-kun said.

Nyanko-sensei and I blinked, and then some girls said, "Yeah! What do you guys do when your alone?" "Nothin-" I said. "We go on dates," He said. "Eh?" I said. "Kya~ What do you guys do?" Renge said appearing out of nowhere. "We don't-" I said. "We do the same things that the Hitachiin twins do," he said.

"We do?" I said confused. "Yeah. How could you forget Takashi?" He said. "You guys do the same things we do?" The Hitachiin twins said. "No!" I said, but it was left unheard. "Yes. Would you like to demonstrate for us?" He said. "Of course," Hikaru said before he grabbed Kaoru and did the things he does.

"Kyaa~ You guys do that too?!" the guests said. I sighed then said, "I give up." "Of course we did. We are twins after all," Nyanko-sensei said. "Is that your catch phrase?" I said. "Shall we give you ladies a small sample?" He said. "YES PLEASE!" The girls said.

Nyanko-sensei then grabbed me by the waist, lifted my chin up with his index finger and thumb, then whispered in my ear, "I know what you do when I'm not home." I thought, 'What do I do when he's not home?...EH?! DOES HE MEAN THAT?!' I blushed a dark red, then some people said, "Kya~ TWINCEST!"

"What do I do Nyanko-sensei?" I said not believing what he said. "You do-" He said before I covered his mouth with my hands. "I was just joking! Don't say it out loud! Whisper it in my ear!" I shouted. "You write in your diary," he whispered. 'So he was talking about my diary! I can't let anyone know about it!' I thought emphasizing the word was.

"Don't you dare tell anyone about that," I whispered in his ear. Nyanko-sensei smirked then said, "Of course I wouldn't tell anyone about that, but only if you." He stopped for a second then leaned closer to my ear and whispered, "let me eat whatever I want for the rest of the day."

I thought about it, then said, "Fine, but only for today." I turned around to see the girls having a nosebleed, and the Host Club with Muro-kun had a confused face on. I looked at them for a little longer, then looked at how Nyanko-sensei and I were postioned and saw that, Nyanko-sensei was still holding my waist and had his head rested on my shoulder. It took me a second for me to understand what was happening with how their perspective would've looked, then blushed.

"Nyanko-sensei let go of me!" I said. "I don't want to," he said. "If you don't let go of me in three seconds, then I will hit you with my spiritual energy," I said to him with a dark smile. Nyanko-sensei tensed up then immediately let go of me and said to the people watching, "It was just a joke!"

I looked at him, then patted his head, and said, "Good boy." "I'm not a pet!" He said. "Well you act like one," I said. "I'm sorry to say this, but the Host Club ends right now," Kyoya-senpai said. "Bye Natsume and Madara!" The guests said before they left.

"Are you guys perhaps... gay?" Muro-kun said. "No! It was just a joke," I said. "Oh... Does Reiko know?" He said. "I said NO!" I said. Muro-kun blinked then said, "Oh, sorry I didn't hear no. Well it was nice meeting ya! I might request you tomorrow too if it is always this fun watching you guys do your act! Bye~"

"Now that I think about it, I think Muro Norihide was the guy in this school that was straight, but was a fudanshi." Kyoya-senpai said while rapidly writing in his notebook. "That makes sense," Nyanko-sensei and I said. "I didn't know you did those kind of things Natsume," Haruhi said. "It's because I don't!" I said. "Oh, really? So your not like the Hitachiin twins?" She said. I nodded.

"Well that's good," she said. "What is that supposed to mean?" they said. "Nothing," she said. "Oh, thank goodness! I almost thought that you were corrupted like those two over there!" Tamaki-senpai said before he squeezed me to death. "Yeah, I thought so two!" Honey-senpai said while Mori-senpai just nodded. "At least it wasn't put to waste," Kyoya-senpai said.

"What do you mean by that?" I said. "It's now up for sale for $300 each." Kyoya-senpai said while pushing his glasses up. "$300! Isn't that expensive?!" I said. 'Wait a minute. He's selling them?!' I thought. "This is a rich school after all, if it was any lower, it would be too cheap for them." He said.

I sighed, then said, "Nyanko-sensei let's go." Nyanko-sensei perked up, then ran up to me and said, "We're going to get all the food that I want right?" "Yeah," I said. "Wait, now that I think about it. What do you do when Madara's not home?" Hikaru said. I blushed then said, "It's a secret! Let's go Nyanko-sensei."

After we got out of the room, I heard the Host Club say, "That's weird. Why would Natsume blush?" There was a long pause, and then someone said, "DOES HE DO THAT?!" "What's that?" Honey-senpai said. "You'll know when you get older..." Mori-senpai said.

I blushed even harder then ran out of the school with Nyanko-sensei next to me. 'Sure I didn't want them to find out, but... WHAT THEY THOUGHT WAS PROBABLY WAY WORSE THEN THE DIARY!' I thought.

Hoped you like this part! From now on, I'll try to update on Mondays (for this story). If you didn't understand what that meant, then... You'll know when you're older or you just didn't understand what this chapter was saying at all. Bye!