I'm writing this during French class/Socials so be proud!

Mink: I OWN D.GRAY-MAN! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!! YEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!

Gen: Uhmmmm……

Mink: What? I DO! See look! I'm drawing a fight scene between Lenalee and Sheryl!

Jadedero: Heehee! You are wrong!

Mink: I AM NOT! Look! There's Sher-……oh

Choyo: Sorry Mink-sters but you were wrong!

Mink: -Looks down and see's shitty drawing of grass eating duck.-…..DAMN!

Earl: -Pats Mink on the back- You'll be ok...we'll make it through this together!

…

Allen groaned. His head hurt.
"Is anyone there?" He called out. He heard another groan followed by some movement.
"Here…" Lavi whispered feeling like he got pummeled.
"Wh-What happened?" They heard a scared whisper asked. Lavi sighed.
"I don't know Kro-chan that's why we are here!" Lavi whisper-yelled.
They suddenly heard a loud THUMP and a couple groans.
"I LIKE COOKIES!!" A loud scream was heard from a little ways off. The boys sighed. It was obviously Gen.
Suddenly all the lights were turned on. An evil laugh was heard. "Earl..."

...

All of the sudden the whole theme changed. The Earl was wearing a polka-dotted suit.
"WELCOME ALL TOOOOOOOO! EXORCIST GAMES!!" Lavi looked around seeing that he was on a mat with all of the men.
On the other mat were the girls already sneering at them.
We have decided to settle this humongo gender battle by having the EXORCIST GAMES! Plus a few Noah!" The Earl said again in an sports announcer voice. The men sighed. Suddenly Allen pointed out that something was different.
"We are missing a few people..." He said his voice trailing off as he counted them.
"Oh yeah...we had uneven numbers so we had to leave some boys behind. Etsu laughed 'I wonder what they are doing?"

...

Shifu couldn't believe it. They had left him there. Left him at the order. With complete and utter asses. There was Book-man, Kanda, Tiedoll and Sokalo. Really? Did they really have to leave him with the ABSOLUTE worst people ever?
'They probably did it on purpose.' He grumbled as he sat down on a desk while the rest of them started fighting.

...

"OK FIRST EVENT IS... THE LOG ROLL!!" The Earls booming voice shouted.
"DO YOU HAVE TO USE THAT VOICE ALL THE TIME?!" Ai screamed at the Earl who just smirked.
"For that you get to be our first contender. You are versing... the amazing...KRORY!" He shouted still using his voice. Aigrumbled and walked towards the log. Krory looked scared. Lavi patted him on the back.
"Its ok Kro-chan you'll do fine!" He said handing Krory a bottle. Krory grabbed it and drank it.
"I FEEL THE POWER!!" He screamed, sounding like some maniac. Ai clenched her hands into fists.
"Damn it Lavi." She muttered under her breath.

...

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!" Lavi screamed "WE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!"
The boys celebrated. Krory had beat Ai, who was actaully winning till she slipt on some akumna blood. That magically and suddenly appeared on her log. Which made her mad. VERY MAD. ANGRY in fact.

"They sabotaged me!" Ai insisted. The girls looked suspicious. Finally Lenalee smiled.
"Obviously they did. They are boys you know. That why we have to get them back." Lenalee stated as if it were obvious.
Ai laughed. She was worried there for a second.
"We aren't push-overs!" Fou shouted. "We strike tonight." And that was that. The plan was set.

Meanwhile the guys were...

WE WOOOOOOOOOOOON!!" Lavi screamed at the top of his lungs. Allen slapped his forehead.
"Yes Lavi we won. We established that over an hour ago." Rikei explained. Cross let out a snort of laughter. Lavi scowled.
"I know but i'm excited ok? It's just so...I'm just so...HAPPY!" All of the boys sighed. 'Wow he's stupid...'
"Anyways it's obvious the girls will try to strike back so be prepared!" Cross warned. The men nodded.
All of the sudden a ear-piercing scream reached their ears.

AN: ITS THE SHORTEST CHAPTER EVER!! I know i'm horrible but I have an excuse I'm going on a hell-vacation. And I won't be back till friday. So either I put this one out or you guys wait an extra 5-6 days. I'm putting the next chapter Friday-Saturday. Depending how tired I am. Oooooooh who is screaming? -Gasp- a 5-6 cliff-hanger! Sorry about that peeps I don't mean to...its just that i'm leaving in 30 min. So soooooooooooooooooooooooorry!! PLEASE REVIEW! SO WHEN I COME BACK I'LL BE ALL "WOWZA LOOK AT ALL THESE REVIEWS I'M GOING TO GET MY CHAPTERS OUT QUICKER TO MAKE THESE PEOPLE HAPPY!!" And you know thats how you want me to be. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!