A/N – The profiles and home pages go from latest to oldest posts and stories, so just like the actual Facebook, everything's backwards. If you find it difficult to follow I suggest starting at the bottom. Oh and statuses are bold and so are wall posts.
Random Example – Example Random - The fist name shows who wrote it and the second shows who it's to.
Disclaimer – I own nothing, I am simply a fan ficer on fan fiction.
Yu-Gi-Oh Facebook
Facebook helps annoy Yami
Yami Bakura – Yami Yugi – You ever going to block me and that Egyptian?
Marik Ishtar – That Egyptian has a name!
Yami Bakura – Since when?
Yami Yugi – Why don't you block me?
Yami Bakura – I don't want to, I like annoying you!
Yami Yugi – Ugh
Marik Ishtar – admit it you like having us as 'friends'
Yami Yugi – No not because of that. What if you plan something evil, then I wouldn't know and won't be able to stop you
Yami Bakura – ME and Marik plot things on PM
Marik Ishtar – YOU LIKE US!
Yami Bakura – u would never block us
Marik Ishtar – Or delete us
Yami Bakura – Ahaha you like us
Marik Ishtar – admit it
Yami Yugi – I admit nothing
Marik Ishtar – You're not denying it tho
Yami Bakura – yeah the Egyptians got a point
Marik Ishtar – MY NAMES MARIK ISHTAR
Yami Bakura – I know what your name is
Yami Bakura - -_-;
Marik Ishtar – He loves us ^^
Yami Bakura – Sorry I'm taken
Yami Bakura – know I don't love you and I would never cheat
Marik Ishtar – Yeah you're in a relationship to!
Yami Bakura – High 5 Yami! Marik's a single Pringle!
Marik Ishtar – Well I'm sorry if I'm not a homo!
Yami Yugi – Sure you're not!
Yami Bakura – I'm not Homo I'm Bi!
Yami Yugi - *High 5's Bakura*
Yami Bakura – Yay
Marik Ishtar – HEY! I am straight! Straight as an arrow!
Yami Yugi – Yeah a broken arrow
Yami Bakura – my gaydar says something else
Marik Ishtar – Hey, it was pointing at me coz of my millennium item!
Yami Bakura – sure…
Yami Yugi – Ahaha to think this started off as an annoy Yami plan now it's annoy Marik!
Yami Bakura – Oh yeah…
Marik Ishtar – About the blocking…
Yami Bakura – So he does like us
Marik Ishtar – Yami would never block us
Yami Bakura – We're too awesome!
Marik Ishtar – Well I am, don't know about you
Yami Yugi – since when did Marik think of good come backs?
Yami Bakura – Eh you sure Marik? Last time I checked I gave way more fangirls than you!
Marik Ishtar – Why do you even care you are homo!
Yami Bakura – BI Marik BI!
Marik Ishtar – Bye Bye ;p
Yami Yugi – Thank god!
Yami Yugi changed his profile picture
Yami Yugi changed his relationship status to in a relationship
Yami Bakura – With whom?
Marik Ishtar – It's Tea isn't it?
Yami Bakura – That slut?
Marik Ishtar - Or it could be…
Yami Bakura – Y
Marik Ishtar – U
Yami Bakura – G
Marik Ishtar – I
Yami Bakura – Fabulous
Yami Yugi – No it's not Tea and it's definitely not Yugi, I am not queer
Yami Bakura – Tell that to my gaydar!
Marik Ishtar – So it is Yugi
Yami Yugi – No it's not, I am not like Bakura, and I am straight!
Yami Bakura – For the love of Ra, I am Bi!
Yami Yugi – I could never imagine Ryou with another male
Marik Ishtar – Neither can I
Yami Bakura – So you going to tell us who it is?
Yami Yugi – NO
Joey Wheeler – High 5 Yami! So Bakura and Marik are the single ones!
Yami Bakura – Actually it's you and Marik
Joey Wheeler – I'm not single. What you're not either?
Yami Bakura – Someone's behind on the gossip -_-;
Yami Yugi – So Joey, are you going straight?
Joey Wheeler – YES!
Marik Ishtar – Hello, but I'm waiting for the right person1
Yami Bakura – more like you can't get the right person
Yami Yugi – I'm sure one of your psycho fangirls will go out with you!
Yami Bakura – Maybe if Marik was bi
Marik Ishtar – I AM STRAIGHT YOU MOTHER *$"ERS!
Tea Gardener – Congrats Yami! Who is it?
Marik Ishtar – So it's not Tea
Yami Bakura – Then it's definitely Yugi!
Joey Wheeler – What about Rebecca?
Yami Bakura – seriously Joey, she's like 4 and last time I checked she like Yugi.
Marik Ishtar – Yami's got competition
Yami Bakura likes this comment
Ryou Bakura – Bakura leave Yami alone
Yami Yugi – Thank you Ryou
Yami Bakura – you snitched on me Yami? PUSSY! Fine okay Ryou, I'll leave him alone DX
Yami Yugi – Bakura I'd do anything for you to go away!
Yami Bakura – Because I told Ryou I will not harass you I will say nothing. But if I could say something back I would say Ha you're just a pussy :p
Ryou Bakura – Bakura, don't do that either!
Yami Bakura - Ok D:
Marik Ishtar – Bakura is Ryou's bitch!
Yami Yugi – So Bakura can be tamed
Yami Bakura – Shut up Marik, I actually found someone for me!
Yami Bakura – I'd listen to Ryou
Marik Ishtar – Be mean to me then!
Yami Bakura – Yeah I am!
Yami Yugi – Bakura actually listens to Ryou so he won't do anything to me :p
Tea Gardener – In 5 minutes all this happens! Anyway what's it got to do with Yami's lover?
Marik Ishtar – Oh yeah, I forgot!
Yami Bakura – it's that Mana girl then!
Yami Yugi – She was so 5 thousand years ago
Yami Bakura – You're so 5000 years ago!
Yami Yugi – Yeah so are you!
Mark Ishtar – And I am so 21'st century
Yami Bakura – Marik's almost 20 and he still hasn't found a lover AHAHAHA
Marik Ishtar – Yeah well it took you like 5000 years to find one
Yami Yugi – Bakura just got owned!
Joey Wheeler – You guys are so sad
Yami Yugi – Yeah thanks
Joey Wheeler – no I meant Marik and Bakura are
Yami Bakura – Oh whatever!
Marik Ishtar – so is Yami going to tell us who his bitch is?
Yami Yugi – NO!
Yami Yugi likes I'm to 5000 years ago for you!
Yami Yugi likes Little Kuriboh and YGOTAS
Yami Yugi likes Coz I'm Egyptian!
Yami Yugi likes the comment: You can't fly Joey!
Yami Yugi commented on Joey Wheelers status: Joey why bother? You can't fly!
Yami Bakura – Yami Yugi - Ahaha You fell!
Marik Ishtar likes this comment
Yami Yugi – Yeah coz you pushed me
Yami Bakura – no I didn't
Yami Yugi – Yes you did, I saw you
Yami Bakura – Oh well you still fell
Yami Yugi – That mud stank so badly! I couldn't get the smell of me
Marik Ishtar – When did this happen?
Yami Bakura – When me, Ryou, Yami and Yugi went to the park
Marik Ishtar – and you didn't invite me?
Yami Yugi – Hell if I invited you it would have been manic!
Ryou Bakura – Eh don't worry Marik. Me and Bakura saw Yami and Yugi so we tagged along, nothing personal (:
Ryou Bakura – Bakura stop harassing Yami!
Yami Bakura – Oh come on, you was laughing to even Yugi was
Yami Yugi – (-_-')
Ryou Bakura – Yes but no need to remind him and then make it worse for him
Yami Yugi – Yeah listen to Ryou!
Yami Bakura – Okay Ryou ):
Yami Yugi – I swear I will block you!
Yami Bakura – What. A. Threat!
Yami Yugi – God stop it, you 2 are so annoying
Marik Ishtar – Why block me, it's Bakura that brings things up
Yami Yugi – Then you make it bigger
Marik Ishtar – your point?
Yami Bakura – Ryou told me to lay off you so I can't say anything back
Marik Ishtar – you're cheating on Ryou already?
Yami Bakura – What?
Yami Bakura – Oh, I didn't mean it like that!
Tristan Taylor – I think you should block then, they are so annoying!
Joey Wheeler – IKR
Yami Bakura – You 2 are annoying!
Yami Bakura – Yami Yugi – Guess what
Marik Ishtar – Yami Yugi – Guess what
Yami Bakura – Yami Yugi – Guess what
Marik Ishtar – Yami Yugi – Guess what
Yami Bakura – Yami Yugi – Guess what
Marik Ishtar – Yami Yugi – Guess what
Yami Yugi – What?
Marik Ishtar – Nothing
Yami Bakura – Yami Yugi – Guess what
Yami Yugi – What?
Yami Bakura - Nothing
Yami Yugi – Worst day ever!
Yami Bakura – More like best!
Yami Yugi – No it wasn't
Marik Ishtar – AHAHAHA you fell in a pond
Yami Yugi – Yeah coz you pushed me in
Marik Ishtar – But the slide was really slippery and Bakura was behind me! His fatness made me push you in
Yami Bakura – Who are you calling fat?
Marik Ishtar – I'm calling you fat!
Yami Bakura – plus Yami shouldn't have been standing at the end
Yami Yugi – So it's my fault?
Yami Bakura – pretty much
Marik Ishtar likes this comment
Yami Yugi likes I'm to cool for school
Yami Yugi changed his profile picture
Yami Yugi commented on Yami Bakura's status: How dare you put ketchup in my boxers! How the hell did you even get in my house?
Yami Yugi commented on Marik Ishtar's status: You pervert
Yami Yugi likes leather pants and leather shoes
Yami Yugi likes I am KING!
Yugi Moto – Yami Yugi – HI!
Yami Yugi – Hey XD
Yugi Moto – Are you on chat?
Yami Yugi – Sorry no, I'm at the park with Bakura
Yugi Moto – With Bakura?
Yami Yugi – don't ask!
Yugi Moto - -_-;
Yami Yugi – Dear Ra, why did you put the Bakura and Marik curse on me!
Yami Bakura – It's a privilege to know us, like a dream come true!
Yami Yugi – Yeah the privilege to get annoyed!
Marik Ishtar – Yeah by us!
Yami Bakura – I know 50000 billion other fangirls that would love to be annoyed to death by us
Yami Yugi – Poor unfortunate fangirls!
Marik Ishtar – Yeah like you have any…
Yami Yugi – I have more than you and Bakura
Yami Bakura – Really? Why don't you check my official fan page and compare with yours, BIG DIFFERENCE!
Yami Yugi – Yeah I know! I've got more, BIG DIFFERENCE!
Marik Ishtar – Shut Up Marik!
Yami Yugi likes Coca Cola and Dr Pepper
Yami Yugi was tagged in Yami Bakura's album
Yami Yugi commented on Yami Bakura's picture: Yes I know I look hot but still!
Yami Yugi commented on Yami Bakura's picture: I told you not to put that pic of me up
Yami Yugi likes Yugi Moto's status: Is not moving to Canada!
Yami Yugi commented on Yugi Moto's Status: Please don't move to Canada! Stay in Japan!
Yami Yugi changed his profile picture
Hope you liked it^^
Next chapter – Nothing beats getting grass shoved up you're ass!