Hey guys! I know some wanted a longer story but due to the fact of my trip, and to the fact (if you remember what I said in the first chapter) this story was only written because I was being attacked by the Fax Feels. So since this was a short story, I will give you a chapter jam packed with humor. Max! Do you want to say it?

Fang: She's not here.

Me: Oh well thats even better. Are we alone Fangy-Poo?

Fang: Yea. Why?

Me: Oh no reason. No reason at all. *runs finger down Fang's super hot chest*

Fang: *breath hitches and runs away screaming* HELP ME!

Me: *giggles* Love you Fangy-Poo! SCROLL THE PAGE!

MAX

"Okay! So is the color set? In position to take her clothes away while she swims? Camera ready"

"Check, check, and check. Honestly Max, why Lissa?"

"Because she was a bitch to me."

"Yea, and I was an asshole to you. Are you sure you're not doing this out of jealousy?

"Is there something to be jealous of? No? Thats what I thought. Lissa is just pure evil. Besides, you got smurfied when your little prank backfired. Remember?"

Yea, I remembered perfectly. I also remember Max, that you got raped that day too. Was I telling Max that? Why would I do that?

Max and I sat at the edge of the pool, and waited. Lissa walked in, her hair in a messy bun, already in a bikini. Max and I hid behind the chairs, that set close to the diving board. Lissa strutted towards one farthest away from us, not even noticing us. She went to the board, real graceful like, as if she was a ballet dancer. When she took to the water, Max shot from my side, grabbed Lissa's clothes, towel, and purse. She was out the door in no time at all. My turn. Lissa's head bobbed above the water, shaking water out of her eyes. She got out of the water, and Snap! A perfect picture of Lissa, with blue hair, and blue stained skin. She took to the water again, and I too was out the door, meeting the face of an excited Max.

"Did you get it?! Tell me you got it?!" she exclaimed. I simply nodded my head with a smirk on the corner of my lips. Max ripped the camera out of my hands. Her eyes went big, and her cheeks blew up. She slowly handed me the camera. She busted out laughing, sounding like an idiot. My heart thumped at the sound.

Max thrown Lissa's clothes in a tree, before getting in my truck. Just when I turned he engine on, a horrifying screech, so loud, and scary it sent chills down my spine filled the air. I shared a look with Max, before hitting the pedal and speeding to saftey.

HelloMyNameIsFredI'mAline

The Lissa Smurf picture was a perfect operation. Completed, and now confidential. We chose not to post it on the internet. We had done enough to Lissa. But that did not stop Max from pranking me.

I had disobeyed Max and checked my mail. Email after email from a guy that was gay, repeating and repeating, saying 'Come on sexy. Come to papa' or saying 'let have some fun together' or another that really creeped me 'Can you fix me a samwhich? Ingrediants; Me, you, and the sheets" They came and lets not talk about the calls I got from this guy.

"So Fang, when are you and Sexy Boy going to get on?" Max asked me one day. I glared towards her, and she would brush it off easily.

"Thanks a lot Max. Now he won't freaking leave me alone!?" Max would just laugh, holding her sides.

TimeSkip

"Dad, I really don't want to know how mom pranked you by sending fake emails to you from a gay guy." our daughter noted.

"Well you asked how me and your mom got together. Did you not?"

"Yea well, there are some stuff you could have left out. "

"I did leave 'some stuff' out. Did you want to know how your mother was good in bed?"

"Fang! God you're so preverted sometimes! Don't listen to him Katlynn. Your father is being an ass."

"Max, you really are the one to talk." I whispered in her ear. Max chuckled and kissed my cheek. I turned her head and kissed her lips. Shocks ran through my body.

"Will you two, leave my room! GO have sex elsewhere. My parents, are horrible." Kat said. I muttered a bye, before pulling Max to our bedroom. Max fingered her wedding band that sat on her left hand.

"I love you Max."

"I love you too. Hey Fang, Kat is growing up, and we're not getting any younger. Do you think we could have another kid?" she asked. Worry was written on her face. The same she had when she was telling me she was prego with Kat.

"Are you pregnant?" Max's eyes filled with tears, but said nothing. I kissed her forehead and brushed away her tears. I smiled.

"Together. I agree it would be nice to have another Max Jr." I said. Max grinned evily.

"Or we could have a Fang Jr. Want to make a bet?" she asked. She never changes, does she. I stayed silent. "You know, I truthfuly believed you were going to leave me after you found out I was pregnant. But you never did."

"I promised then and I will promise now. I will never leave you. I pinkey Promise.

And thats the end! Is it not wonderful?! Beautiful. Just beautiful. Never expected that did you? Review guys!

Here is a sneek peek for you of the sequal after The Last Ride

ALEX

My feet crunched on the white crip snow. I found the border of them. I looked back once more. I could escape them right now. I could run back to my family. But even then, I couldn't escape. They would kill my family. And they would kill Haven. I had to join them. I had to lead they're army, or my family would be killed without a second thought.

I have to join the RedCoats.