Hello reader, thank you for following me down this road of destruction, that is all. warning: unbeta'd :3

Chapter: hungarian rhapsody...is that even hungarian?

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Hungary was shuffling through her I pod when a lovely Austrian concerto began to play.

"Oh, I love when Roddy plays this for me." She thought as she began to head to his house, and since everyone knows mp4 musical downloads pale in comparison to there live counterparts, she would have Roddy play for her until his poor astrian fingers turned white...er..or maybe blue, anyways.

"Roddy, are you home?" After checking various rooms Hungary went to see if he was in his bedoom. Upon slighlty cracking the door she could see the Austrain man had began to undress in one of the most erotic ways she had ever seen. "Must...surpress... stalking urges!"

Yes, no longer could Hungary bring joy to the many fangirls and fanboys around the world with her un discret pictures of various men or mens doing this and that in their private time, not since they all got together and forced her into a intervension which she was now remembering.

1. You are not allowed to pretend to be a man. But, I make a sexy man!

2. Especially not so you can sneek into men only gay bars and take pictures of Finland and Sweden in action

3. Which there is no action in the first place! Tell that to the pictures.

people up for random sexual incounters, is wrong. Then...what will I do with my free time?

5. England and France do not appriciate it

6. Well, actually only England doesn't. He's lying to himself.

7. No, Germany and Prussia are not a BDSM couple. Then Prussia is being abused, badly

8. and Prussia does top sometimes! ..sometimes? I'm sorry , what you meant to say was, never.

9. but not with his brother! -rolls eyes-

10. America and Canada are twin brothers. But, they have different fathers ?

11. When they take baths together it means nothing more than the fact that they are getting clean together.

12. They are blushing because the water is very hot sometimes. Because they make it hott, duh!

13. Taking inapropriate pictures of unsuspecting nations is wrong. What about suspecting?

14. Selling the pictures for large amounts of cash is wrong. what about medium amounts?

15. Making them into nation representing postcards is very wrong.

16. Now tourist think England is a cross dresser. But, he is.

17 . which he's not, he only wore that maid outfit once. Once...is not the proper plural word for this sentance

18. and it was an emergency. What kind of emergency?!

19. not a sexual one.

20. Sneaking into other male nation houses and setting up spy cameras is wrong. ...I didnt do that...Promise...-finger crossed-

21. especially not in any nation's teddy bear

22. ...Not that Spain sleeps with one, that was just an example

23. Reverse mirrors, microphones, and no flash cameras are also not allowed to be set up in any nations house. I would never go so far as to plant those things in houses just to obtain pictures of eye candy...

24. Even Germany doesn't deserve to be watched that closely

25. He's a changed nation. As if I would know -nervous laughter in head-

26. Italy hugs and kisses other men because he's a sensative Italian

27. not a gay boy. or european huh?

28. those pictures of his are missinforming.

29. someone photoshoped tounge action in them. ...That's Possible!? Oh, what I could've done!

30. Hitting Prussia in the head with your frying pan is wrong. But it feels so right!

31. Prussia is already dumb enough and that only kills what little brains cells he has left. Oh, he had some left, couldnt tell.

32. Carring any cellular device with a camera on it is okay.

33. Pretending to be texting but instead taking pictures of other nations is wrong. So, you knew all along, but still you didn't stop hmmm?

34. Sending those pictures to other girl nations is wrong-er

35. Noone wants innocent lienchtenstien to own pictures of them hugging or, if they just so happend to be for some odd and most likely un reasonable reason, kissing. Not even if she asked for them herself? She is a growing girl...

36. No, Japan will not sell you 50% off Doujinshi. What?! Japan! I thought we talked about this already! I get them for 75% off!

37. he does not care that you are his top cutomer

38 . or image provider. He's about to start caring -plans to use frying pan later-

39. However Japan may sell you 25% off doujinshi, he says talk to him later. OoooH, later -wink wink, nudge nudge- I understand.

40. The both of you better not be doing something underhanded behind the other nation's backs. Me and Japan, exchanging Doujin and pictures...NEVER.

41. If you continue to secretly hide in closets and take pictures of us, we will hide in your closet and take pictures of you...And I will lock my closet and set it on fire.

42. Okay, everyone but France would prefer to get a restraining order instead of being a closet creeper. Must check closets from now on.

43. Norway does not have feelings for Danmark ...BWHAHAHA! Okay okay, who said that?

44. So, telling iceland 'The history of Norway and Denmark' and adding in any 'sexual tension' between the two.

45. IS WRONG. I dont' /add/ anything!

46. Romano is Italy's older twin brother. Oh, he is? doesnt act like it.

47. Therefore he if he must be subjected to you incest fantasies of the two. I don't recall ever seeing Italys twin brother...What nation is he?

48. he Tops. Never.

49. Austria does not like it when you walk in on him. That's what he /says/.

50. Please knock sometimes or return his house key. Never!

Bonus!

51. No, never will you ever walk in on him and Prussia doing something

52. Again. That's okay, I got enough pictures from last time to last me a year...but I'll be waiting -wink-

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you've made it to the end hoorah! Anyways Sorry about that I miss-counted and didn't real feel like re-doing a few parts so I made it bonus -bows- Sorry for my laziness :)