I am so sorry guys for not doing this in so long. I am a lazy little nugget. Also my computer crashed for sometime...
butterflykrp2: Yes even when they really shouldn't be :D
void: Very legen...dary XD
OrangeflowerOJ: Yup! And I'm happy that your happy about that. X3
Guest: I will make sure it happens in this round!
AMANDATHEPANDA: I see you are happy about that pairing. :P
Lalondelesbian: Like I said that will happen this chapter!
TURT8chocolate: Yup! Makes perfect sense!
Dave Egbert01: Why thank you, I try. :J
Once things had settled down and everyone was back to sitting (Except for Karkat which they pretty much had to tape to the ground) John used is wind powers to spin the bottle.
Jade giggled from her seat. "Hey! That's cheating!"
John stuck his tongue out at her. "Not when your just spinning a bottle!"
Jade giggled some more and gave in. "Fine, fine, whatever."
The bottle stopped in front of Rose and John gave her a bucktoothed grin. "Alright rose, Truth or Dare?"
Rose tapped her chin in thought. "Hmm..I guess I will choose dare."
As soon as John heard that one word, his smile grew into a full blown grin of pure horror. He kinda resembled a drunk beaver.
He pulled out his laptop and clicked on a link. "Alright Rose, I want you to go into the next room and read as much of this as you can."
She eyed him suspiciously but accepted it. "Alright..." She left the room and John still had the creepy smile on his face.
Kanaya looked over to John with a raised eyebrow. "May I ask, What exactly did you give her to survey?"
John burst into a fit of crazed giggles. "Oh you know, just a wizard fanfiction."
There was some shouting going on from the other room. after a series of loud noises, Rose came running back in, laptop in hand.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Rose shouted as she proceeded to spike John's laptop into the ground.
She then sunk down and curled up into the fetal position, rocking back and forth. "No no no no no no no no no no no noooo..."
John grinned at her and tried to act innocent. "Did you enjoy the story rose?"
She looked up at him. "Why?"
She sprung up and grabbed his shoulders and started shaking him like mad. " why why why why why why why WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?"
She then fell back and crawled over to Kanaya. She pretty much climbed on to her lap like a dog. "Why..."
Everyone's eyes shifted from the scene Rose made to John. He shrugged innocently. "What? It was only a Harry Potter fanfiction."
Jade narrowed her eyes. "What is it called."
John looked up at the ceiling. "Oh just some random story called 'My Immortal.' "
Jade whipped out her lunchbox computer and typed in the name.
Everyone except for John went over and crowded around Jade. ( Kanaya had to drag herself over because Rose isn't as light as you think.")
It only took so much scrolling before there became some horrified faces in the group. After a while they were pretty much shouting until it got to extreme for Jade and she flipped the lunchtop.
It crash landed into John's skull. "Ow!"
Jade looked over to John horrified. "How could you do that to her? I would be broke too if I was as much of a wizard enthusiast as her."
John looked at Rose. "Ya...maaaaaaaaybe I shouldn't have shown her that."
Rose raised a shaky arm and groped for the bottle. Kanaya slid it into her reach and Rose weakly spun it. At this point Rose was glaring daggers at John.
It rolled over and clinked into Feferi. Rose got off of Kanaya's lap and brushed herself off. "Alright, Feferi, truth or Dare?"
Feferi bounced and clapped. "Ooh! Dare! It sounds like so much fun!"
Rose gave her a small smile. "Ok, this is a buddy dare. I dare you to cut Mr. Ampora's hair."
If someone was having the most exaggerated gasp contest, Eridan would have won.
Him and Feferi exchanged saucer eyed looks.
Eridan tried to subtly shake his head but it must have been to subtle because Feferi missed it entirely "Ok challenge accepted!"
Rose passed her a pair of scissors and Feferi dragged Eridan into the next room, giggling.
Small talk broke out between the group. They all tried to ignore the muffled shouts coming from the other room.
Jade was trying to teach Nepeta how to play cats cradle when there cam a loud bang from the other room which made everyone jump.
Feferi came back in. "Sorry about that! A shelf fell over. hehe... Well Intoducing Eridan!"
Eridan waved a hand from behind the door frame and Feferi rolled her eyes and tugged on his hand. "Get in here silly gills and show everyone your hair!"
A muffled whine came from outside the room but Eridan reluctantly came in.
His hair was longer on one side than the other and choppy all over, there was also like five billion cuttlefish hair clips in it.
Feferi was clapping and jumping around in joy. "It looks so crabtastic!"
Sollux gave a chuckle. "More like cuttlefishtastic."
Eridan glared at him but Feferi laughed. "That is perfect for this Sollux!"
The two seadwellers returned to the circle. Because that was a buddy dare, Eridan got to spin the bottle and Feferi would say T/D or would you rather.
The bottle lazly twirled after Eridan's lame spin and it slowed and stop in front of Tavros. Feferi's face lit up as soon as it stopped."Ok Tavros! Would you rather be able to use your legs again but no sight or not be able to use you legs but be able to fly?"
Tavros blinked. "I would uh choose the flying one because flying would be um pretty fun..."
Feferi smiled brightly at him. "Good choice!" Tavros gave a small smile and spun/threw the bottle on the ground and watching it bounce/spin into Aradia. "Ok Aradia, uh truth or dare?"
"Dare! I would love a good dare oh yes!" Aradia shouted.
"Um so this is uh not to be rude or anything Aradia but um could you do something with those uh dead bodies in your room? they uh kinda stink..." Tavros mumbled.
Aradia gave a small smile. "I can get rid of them any way I want?"
Tavros nodded and Aradia jumped from her seat. "Aww ya corpse party!" She then ran to her room.
Karkat grumbled and shook his head. "Why the fuck would you allow her to do shit like that? Fuck now we are going to have burning bodies everywhere!"
Tavros put his hands up in defense." I'm sorry! I forgot about her weird obsession with corpse parties! It was a uh mistake." Gamzze patted him on the shoulder as the waited for Aradia to finish up.
Again guys sorry for the long wait, I will be faster next time and oh, by the way,
HAPPY 413!
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