Everyone! This is really short! We were bored with a twenty questions ball. .z. Enjoy the short thingymabobber.
Scenario: What if L gets bored with a twenty questions ball?
L: -thinks to self- Hmm…I am going to take this twenty questions orb (only Sakonon will understand why "orb" is underlined) and say that I am thinking of a vegetable and I will answer questions as if I was talking about myself and I will see what type of vegetable I am.
(this is based off of the results of a real twenty questions ball)
-L starts answering-
Is it a vegetable? Yes
Does it have leaves? L: No I don't have leaves. –saying this out loud-
Does it come in many varieties? L: Well, there's Near and Mello and Matt…but theres only one me…so…sometimes?
Is it hard? L: THAT could be read the wrong way. Am I hard? Sometimes…?
Does it come in different colours? L: Um…no?
Do you hold it when you use it? L: Preferably not.
Is it straight? L: There are many different way to interpret that question…but I have a slouch so I will say that no, I am not straight.
Is it usually colourful? L: Didn't I just answer this? And no.
Is it usually sliced or carved? L: Hopefully not.
Is it smaller than a golf ball? L: No.
Are there many different sorts of this? L: I could have sworn I just answered this. No.
Is it heavier than a pound of butter? L: Yes.
Does it have a hard outer shell? L: Sometimes?
Does it have seeds? L: No.
Can you enjoy it? L: uh…akward…sometimes?
Is it smooth? L: Um…unknown?
Is it round? L: No.
Is it brown? L: No.
Does it roll? L: Sometimes?
Can you peel it? L: If you wanna be gross about it, yes. But no.
Cactus?
Can it fit in an envelope? L: I'm not THAT small.
Does it contain a lot of water? L: Unknown.
Is it heavy? L: -grabs stomach- im not THAT fat. Heavy in comparison to what? Sometimes.
Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? L: No.
Does it weigh more than a duck? L: Yes.
-Ball guesses- It's a hyena?
-L stares at ball-
L: -throws ball on ground and shouts at- THAT IS NOT A VEGETABLE! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! D