Disclaimer: I don't own Dan/Phil nor anyone associated with them
Hey Pastries! So, I am here today with another chapter of the secret Phanfiction author, and yeah I hope you like it, also I really don't recommend you read the fanfics mentioned here because they are bad. I haven't read Rainbow Factory, Crapplejack, Scissors Twilight, , Hogwarts Exposed, Back to the Frollo, TheSkin Fic, The Chair Fic, or The Rose Potter series however I have read cupcakes, Lil Miss Rarity, the Hat Fic, and I tried to read My immortal but I couldn't make it past chapter one...yeah bad fanfics are my morbid curiosity.
Destiny's mouth was open as she read the last line of the 'Hat Fic'
"And every month we buy a hamster"
She sat there at her desk, what was she supposed to think or feel after that? It was..oh god..she would never look at hats the same way ever again. Was..was this a joke or had someone actually thought this was a good, legitimate fanfic that needed to be shared with the world. Seriously though, Destiny had read her fair share of gore fics a couple of those My Little Pony gore fics (Cupcakes, Rainbow Factory, Lil Miss Rarity, etc.), Hogwarts Exposed, and all kinds of bad Mary Sue Fanfiction, but the Hat Fic was...was it was actually on par with Cupcakes. The thing was, while the other bad fics gave her nightmares and she couldn't eat cupcakes for weeks those involved fake characters. This one was about her parents...doing...and then the poor hamster...and that hat... She turned off her computer, and walked outside to the lounge where she immediately curled up nest to Dan and gripped his arm tightly. Her eyes still wide, and frightened from what she'd just read.
"Are you ok sweetheart?" Asked Dan.
"I read a really bad fanfic." She replied in a small voice, Dan knitted his brows curiously.
" Sweetheart, I told you not to read anymore of those bad fanfics their not good for you." Said Dan, gently running a hand through her hair. It was true that he and Phil allowed Destiny to go on fanfiction sites and read her fill. Sometimes the fanfics she read had a tendency to give her nightmares, and the next day she'd be recounting to them a horrible fanfic she read. The last time something like this happened, she refused to have cupcakes for five weeks, and Zachary enjoyed eating them infront of her. Still, she rarely looked this traumatized.
" Th-this one was d-d-ddifferent." She replied, looking up at him. Dan set the laptop on the table and wrapped his arms around her in a protective hug.
" What happened love?" Asked Dan softly, as she sniffed.
" It...it was ab-bout...y-you and papa." Replied Destiny, Dan lifted an eyebrow he was kind of shocked then again with all the phanfiction out there he was surprised she hadn't discovered it sooner. Still, while he knew that his fans wrote some freaky stuff, none of it was enough to frighten a twelve year old. He thought back to phanfictions he'd read, when he recalled the really, really infamous ones.
"What was it called?" Asked Dan curiously.
"Th-th-the Hat F-Fic." Said Destiny, Dan nodded knowing which one now. He gently kissed the top of her head and ran a hand through her hair.
"Oh my poor baby," Said Dan gently. "Its alright, its just a fanfic and it never happened nor will it ever happen. Alright?"
She nodded and snuggled to Dan's side, as she looked down realizing her secret of reading phanfics was out of the bag...at least he still didn't know about her writing them...that would've been an awkward conversation to have.
"You've been reading phanfiction?" Asked Dan, trying to change the subject to take her mind off of it, Destiny blushed and nodded.
"Its interesting..what the fans write about you and papa. Kind of sad, but some are happy too...thats how I found out about how you...how you used to feel. And about Charlie." She replied, "Do you think its weird...that they write it?"
"Not really, I always thought that fanfiction was a great creative hobby, and while there are a few fanfics that make me question their sanity, I do like reading it from time to time." Said Dan, with a small smirk, Immediately Destiny looked up at Dan startled.
"Wait, you read fanfiction about you and papa?" She asked, he chuckled at her reaction and nodded.
" Yeah, Phil and I read fanfictions from time to time, Phil complains though that whenever he reads one he somehow always dies in it. Other than that though, we like reading it. I even have a secret account, on some sites where I read fanfic especially on Tumblr." He replied, and her face went pale...wondering if he ever read her fanfics. She smiled and giggled, trying not to show how nervous she was. When what Charlie said popped up.
"Do you like your fans?" Asked Destiny.
"Of course I do, I think their creative people and sure there are times when they drive your father and I bonkers but we do like them. " Said Dan, she nodded and leaned her head against him. When she looked at the laptop.
" What were you doing?"
"Editing a video, you want to stay here for a bit?" He asked, she nodded as he got the laptop and continued to edit. When Zachary came bounding out with a backpack, and went over to the couch. Dan smiled and kissed his son's forehead, before looking up at Phil who kissed his lips, Dan smiled and kissed back stopping when Zachary giggled.
" Have fun, and be good ok? Don't stay up too late, I love you"Said Dan, setting the laptop down and hugging Zachary who smiled and nodded as he hugged Dan bacl. Destiny smiled softly, Charlie was wrong. Her dad did care about his fans, and he was good and not at all what he said at all. As her dad turned to talk to papa she went to the kitchen. When she saw something sticking out of the trash.