Chapter 10: Something's Buggging Me
After Stritch's full recovery. He spent a lot of his time catching bugs. He caught a plethora of bugs, but none really peaked his volcano. He sighed, approaching his secret base that not even Cawlin knew about. He enetered to find a buggy surprise. Beedle, the airship owner, was playing with one of Stritch's beedles. "What are you..." Stritch was silenced by Beedle's finger. "Let us shed our skin." Beedle stripped into his cockroach form and revealed his thorax. Stritch instantly butt fuckled into his own buggy form and then they had forbidden bug secks. Suddenly Cawlin walked in, "WHAT IS THIS." Cawlin menaced. They both stopped. Stritch was giving Beedle a sidejib. They both looked gawkingly at Cawlin. Cawlin's eyes watered and he unzipped his dick. "Stritch..." Cawlin snoogled Stritch. "Did you..did you do this to fulfill my wild fantasy of being a Beetle Farmer™ in a threesome?" Cawlin cawwed. "..." Stritch was overcome with his beetle erection. "YOU DO CARE." Cawlin began assraping Stritch and Beedle and they bowled into the night. "YEAAAHHHHHH!" Cawlin was being dissected just like his special ed schooling.
Meanwhile Link left Pipit in Gannondorf's care while he went back down to Faron Woods. He met with the KKK old lady. "YOU MUST GET THE THREE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY FOR YOUR SWORD." SHE HOWLED IN HIS EAR BECAUSE SHE'S OLD. Link said nothing and backed away slowly. Link turned around the corner and saw Groose cuddling the nastiest looking armless teeth monster in his life. "THAT'S THE IMPRISONED." The old lady cackled. Groose was petting its head while it silently cried and sucked its toes since it can't suck its thumb since it doesn't have arms. "IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME. IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME AS FLEDGE." Groose cried while pounding the shit out of the poor Imprisoned thingy. Link laughed in his mimey way and went to the Drowning River to find Milotic, the Queen of the Dragons. "Fi, why do you reckon this river is called the Drowning River?" Link asked. "Processing." Fi responded, not before Link was dragged down by an octopus thing. "EW A HUMAN KILL IT." The seahorse/octopus screeeeeeeched. Link was drowning. "Mmmmmfff." He cried to Fi. "Please wait, your call is important to us." She responded with elevator music. Link passed out. And woke up in what appeared to be a Draganair's dungeon. "Hello traveler." She politely responded. "Cut the shit bitch, where's the element of harmony?!" Link threatened the Dragonair with his sword. "AHHHHHHH!" The poor thing fell out of its container and died. "Fudge nuckers!" Link cursed. "Processing completed." Fi responded with taking out a needle and injecting green liquid into Link. "What are you..." Link was starting to feel funny. And his sword got bigger. "Be still. I injected a legal amount of gas into you." Fi said before performing a demonic song and ice skating dance recital. Link passed out.
Meanwhile, Fledge was tasked to keep an eye on Pipit, who was put in a straight jacket and gagged inside his barrel. "Now now Pipit, Gannondorf told me to keep an eye on you, so behave." Fledge tried to be nice as Pipit screeched "FRSSHMFF." "Shhh, I need to do my secret workout routine, Pipit. You'll cheer me on, right best friend?" Fledge pretended he had friends. "FRSSSHMFF MMFF GNNF KFF YOFF" Pipit rabied all over his barrel. "Yea!" Fledge began doing 2 push-ups.