Marco approached Princess Pony Head. "Hey, Pony Head, can I ask you a question?" he asked.
"Go ahead, Turderella." the sentient floating pony head replied.
"What would happen if I grabbed your horn?" the guy asked, pointing at the pony's horn.
The princess turned to Marco and hissed, "You would summon the anger of my people! My dad would raise the dead themselves in order to crush all resistance imposed by you! And then, he would torture you, so you may regret-"
Then, without warning, Marco grabbed Pony Head's horn.
"Gah! Horn grabbing! My only weakness!" the princess yelled in horror.
Marco rolled his eyes.