Magna Carta Libertatum
One day Zelda came to a group of princes and future heroes that were discussing the latest bookball match. She quickly found the two she wanted to talk to the most: "Hi, your Majesties, I have a big announcement to make. One especially for you, RJ Lionheart and Jonathan Lionheart."
The third grader and first grader looked at her attentively. The Quill elaborated: "You could say, it's a magnificent anniversary related to your dynasty." The headmistress-in-training smiled proudly at Jonathan, the younger prince's eyes beamed with curiosity and delight. Soon everyone will hear evidence of their story's, no, their family's undisputable greatness.
"Your real life incarnation was forced by a group of barons to sign a document where he gave up some of his power. Congratulations," said the Quill still as cheerful as before. Jonathan's jaw dropped. Zelda patted the boy on his head: "Don't take this too seriously. This all happened 800 years ago. Such a long time and the mortals still remember it."
And with those words she left the prince sulking about his real self giving up some of his might to his underlings. "It doesn't matter, I still get my kingdom and my story won't be forgotten," He muttered under his breath grumpily.
Author's note: Where there's Sparrow Hood, there must be a next prince John. So here you go, have some Zelda trolling the antagonistic royal. June 15th 1215 prince John of England was persuaded to sign the Magna Carta. Thanks for the reminder and inspiration, Google.