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Lora: HEELLLOO! Teehee!
Mia: We Character Changed!
Lora: Teehee!
Noru: Yo.
Black Bala: TADASE! COME HERE! IKUTO'S HARASSING AMU!
Tadase: WHAT WHERE? WHERE IS THE THEIVING PERVERT COSPLAY CAT? MY OWN HEART, UNLOCK!
Amu: I'm right here.
Ran: GANBARE TADASE-KUN!
Ikuto: Yo.
Noru: I said that already.
Kukai: Yo!
Noru: GAH!
Hallie: Yo.
Noru: GODDAMMIT I HATE YOU ALL!
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White Bala: Warning for alcoholic references, and alcohol! Not good, for you, that stuff.
Black Bala: YES IT IS!
White Bala: NO!
Noru: What they sing is in Italics. They don't sing the whole song, so if bits are missing then you know why.
Chapter Ten: la La LA!
"Great party Jayne!"
"Thanks for inviting us!"
"Yeah, arigato!"
"See you later alligator!"
"I AM NOT AN ALLIGATOR!"
"Well I'm blissfully buzzy, so you can't blame me."
"You're not buzzy, you're drunk Laura!"
It was June 29th, and Jayne's fourteenth birthday. She had invited Erica and Laura, along with the gang, and their school friends. Unfortunately for everyone, Stephanie came, and if you knew Steph, then you knew that she knows alcohol. So she spiked the drinks. All of them. And now, as Laura called it, they were 'blissfully buzzy' or drunk. After they had arrived home safely, while acting normal for Laura's parents, Laura began dancing around in her basement.
"Let's do some KARAOKE! La la la la la la LA!" she sang up and down a scale, not horribly, but drunkenly.
"Here, let me help." Mia Chara Changed with Laura. Good thing was, she could sing, bad, she was being WAY to flirty.
"Hi Kairi. You have really nice eyes. And cute lips." She proclaimed, much to a very drunk Kairi's embarrassment.
"I sing bad! Bad bad!" Erica giggled.
"My turn!" Melody Chara Changed with Erica, who began singing a scale very well.
"I don't need help to sing." Utau sniffed.
"Unless you were making Onedari CDs with Dia!" Amu put in.
"Onedari?" asked Laura.
"Another time." Tadase confirmed. "But for now, let's sing!" he continued.
"First up, is RIMA! Singing 'Too Cool for You' from Camp Rock!" Erica proclaimed.
"Most of our CDs are singles from cereal boxes, although we have a couple of Disney ones to do later!" Laura continued.
I'm
too cool for my dress I
can't help the way I am Cause
I'm too cool
These shades don't leave my head
Everything
you say is so irrelevant
You follow and I lead
You want to be
like me
But your just a wannabe
love it or hate it
Hope you don't misunderstand
Yeah I'm too cool
To know you
Don't take it
personal
Don't get emotional
You know it's the truth
I'm too
cool for you
Rima continued the song and finished to applause.
"NEXT UP! Ikuto, and Jesse McCartney's 'Leavin'"
Hey
baby girl, I've been watching you all day (all day, all day, all
day) I'm leavin', never to come back again And
we're leavin', never to come back again Oooh
oooh oooh (oh)
Man, that thing you got behind you is amazing (amazing,
amazing, amazing)
You make me want to take you out and let it
rain (let it rain, let it rain, let it rain)
I know you got a
man, but this is what you should say
Why won't you tell him
that
You found
somebody who does it better than he can
No more making you cry,
no more them gray skies
Girl we flying on that G-5, G-5
So call your shorty and
tell him you found a new man
The one that so, so fly
The one
that keep you high
Have you singing all night like, like
Oooh oooh
Man she gon' be singing (she gon' be
singing like)
Oooh oooh oooh
Oooh oooh
"I don't believe I just did that. I must be a bit drunk at least." Ikuto commented when he finished the song. In actuality, he was the most sober of them all.
"And now, Erica singing 'Holdin out For a Hero!"
Where
have all the good men gone I need a hero Somewhere after midnight
And where are all the gods?
Where's
the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there
a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn
and dream of what I need
I'm holding out
for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And
he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I
need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's
gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger
than life
In my wildest
fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching
back for me
Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat
It's
gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet
"Wow. Standards." Thought a more then slightly drunk Kukai.
"DISNEY TIME!" Erica yelled, not waking anyone up, because they had used Jaya's Character Change to not let any noise out of the basement.
"First, Ikuto and Laura, please come up." Erica made a swaggered bow to them as they trudged up. The opening strains of 'Everybody Wants to be a Cat' came from the karaoke machine.
Everybody
wants to be a cat,
because a cat's the only cat
who knows where
it's at.
Everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat,
'cause
everything else is obsolete.
Now a square with a horn,
can make
you wish you weren't born,
ever'time he plays;
and with a
square in the act,
he can set music back
to the caveman
days.
I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing,
but a
cat's the only cat
who knows how to swing.
Who wants to dig
a
long-haired gig
or stuff like that?
"I will not. I repeat, will not do that again. And especially not Character Changed. Again." Ikuto glared at Yoru, who had Chara Changed, just as the song started. Mia had already changed with Laura, who had been dancing around, twirling her white tail.
"Next, Tadase and Kukai singing 'I just Can't wait to be King'. Kukai, you sing Zazu's part." Laura commanded, her voice wavering from the alcohol.
S
I'm gonna be a mighty king, S
I'm gonna be the mane event Z And
thus far, a rather...uninspiring thing S Oh, I just can't
wait to be king! Z You've got rather a long ways to go,
young master, if you think- S: No one saying do this Zazu:
Now when I said that, I-- Zazu:
What I meant was...
So enemies beware!
Z Well, I've
never seen a king of beasts
With quite so little hair!
Like no king was before
I'm
brushing up on looking down
I'm working on my ROAR!
S: No one saying be there
Simba: No one saying stop that
Zazu:
Look, what you don't realize...
S: No one saying see
here
Zazu: Now see here!
S free to run around all day
(Well,
definitely out) Z I think it's
time that you and I arranged a heart to heart. S Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
free to do it all my way!
S King's don't
need advice from little hornbills for a start
Z If this is where
the monarchy is headed, count me out!
Out of service, out of
Africa, I wouldn't hang about!...aagh
This child is getting wildly
out of wing!
"Good job Tadase! Great planning to become King of the World! Kukai, we could work a bit more on your outlook." Kiseki sternly waved his hand at Kukai, who just giggled.
"Now, Nageshiko! Singing 'I'll make a Man out of You! From MULAN!" Kukai jumped up and down shaking his friend on the shoulders, then stumbling off the designated stage when the music started.
Let's
get down to business Tranquil as a forest I'm never gonna
catch (Be a man)
To defeat the Huns
Did they send me
daughters
When I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch
I
ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, I'll
make a man
out of you
But on fire
within
Once you find your center
you are sure to win
You're
a spineless, pale
pathetic lot
And you haven't got a
clue
Somehow I'll make a man
out of you
my breath
Say good-bye to those
who knew me
Boy,
was I a fool in school
for cutting gym
This guy's got
'em
scared to death
Hope he doesn't see
right through me
Now
I really wish that I
knew how to swim
We
must be swift as
the coursing river
(Be a man)
With all the
force
of a great typhoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength
of
a raging fire
Mysterious as the
dark side of the moon
"And our first girl in the Disney section, Amu! She'll be singing 'I won't say I'm in Love' from Hercules. How fitting." Erica mumbled the last bit of her introduction as Amu scowled. Ran, Miki, Suu, Jaya, Kellie, Melody, Hallie, Mia, Noru, Bala, Temari and Kusu Kusu deemed themselves the Muses and backup singers.
Meg: Muses: Who'd'ya think you're
kiddin' Meg: Muses: Meg:
If
there's a prize for rotten judgement
I guess I've already won
that
No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history,
been there, done that!
He's the Earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it
hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
Girl, ya can't
conceal it
We know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking
of
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no,
no
You swoon, you sigh
why deny it,
uh-oh
It's too cliche
I won't say I'm in love
"My turn! I'm singing 'Honor to Us All' from Mulan. Set it up Laura. Temari, let's do this!" Nadeshiko sang.
This is what you give me to work with?
Well, honey, I've seen worse
We're going to turn this sow's ear
Into a silk purse
We'll have you
Washed and dried
Primped and polished till you glow with pride
Trust my recipe for instant bride
You'll bring honor to us all
Wait and see
When we're through
Boys will gladly go to war for you
With good fortune and a great hairdo
You'll bring honor to us all
A girl can bring her family
Great honor in one way
By striking a good match
And this could be the day
Men want girls with good taste
Calm
Obedient
Who work fast-paced
With good breeding
And a tiny waist
You'll bring honor to us all
We all must serve our Emperor
Who guards us from the Huns
A man by bearing arms
A girl by bearing sons
When we're through you can't fail
Like a lotus blossom soft and palm
How could any fellow say "No sale"
You'll bring honor to us all
"Let's do a trio! I'll sing Pumbaa, Erica Timon, and Kukai Simba! Again.." Rima giggled as they made their way to the front.
Hakuna
Matata! What a wonderful phrase Hakuna Matata! Ain't no
passing craze It means no worries for the rest of your
days It's our problem-free philosophy Hakuna
Matata! Hakuna Matata? Yeah. It's our motto! What's
a motto? Nothing. What's a-motto with you? Those two
words will solve all your problems That's right. Take Pumbaa
here When I was a young
wart hog Very nice Thanks He found his aroma
lacked a certain appeal I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned Hey!
Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids! Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase It
means no worries for the rest of your days It's our
problem-free philosophy It means no worries for the
rest of your days It's our problem-free philosophy
Why, when he was a young warthog...
He could clear the savannah after every
meal
And
it hurt that my friends never stood downwind
And oh, the shame He
was ashamed
Thought of changin' my name What's in a name?
And I
got downhearted How did ya feel?
Everytime that I...
Oh. Sorry
Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze
Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna
matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna
matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna--
Hakuna
Matata!
"AHAHAHAA! Great! KAIRI! YOU'RE TURN!" Yaya yelled. She didn't want to sing at all, she was in charge of the music system.
"Erica, Amu, Super CoolandoSpicy plan A GO!" she whispered to her fellow conspiracy partners.
"Wait, there's more then one plan?" Erica asked, wondering what the others could be.
"Umm, you don't need to know right now!" Yaya covered up as she pushed Laura onstage.
"GO KAIRI!" Amu and Erica shoved him into the spotlight. He blinked.
"Singing, 'Can you feel the Love Tonight, KAIRI AND LAURA!"
Timon:
I
can see what's happening
(What?)
And they don't have a
clue
(Who?)
They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line
Our
trio's down to two.
(Oh.)
In a sarcastic mock-French
accent
Ze sweet caress of twilight
Back to normal, but still
sarcastic
There's magic everywhere
And with all this romantic
atmosphere
Disaster's in the air
FS:
Can you feel the love
tonight?
The peace the evening brings
The world, for once, in
perfect harmony
With all its living things
Simba:
So many
things to tell her
But how to make her see
The truth about my
past? Impossible!
She'd turn away from me
Nala:
He's
holding back, he's hiding
But what, I can't decide
Why won't he
be the king I know he is
The king I see inside?
Chorus:
Can
you feel the love tonight?
The peace the evening brings
The
world, for once, in perfect harmony
With all its living things
Can
you feel the love tonight?
You needn't look too far
Stealing
through the night's uncertainties
Love is where they are
Kairi was going all out, with the dancing and singing. Laura kind of stood there as she sang, sobering up at the thought of the boy she liked.
"Yes, Plan A is working! Now tell, me what's Plan-" She was cut off as Yaya shoved her onstage.
"Erica and Yaya's cousin Kukai are singing 'A Whole New World!'"
(Aladdin)
I can show you the world I
can open your eyes A whole new world (Jasmine) A whole new world (Jasmine)
Unbelieve-able sights A
whole new world (Aladdin-Don't you dare close your eyes)
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell
me princess, now when did you last
Let your heart decide
Take you wonder by wonder
Over sideways
and under
On a magic carpet ride
A
new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
or where to
go
Or say where only dreaming
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's
crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world
With you
(Aladdin-Now I'm in a whole new world)
Indescribable feeling
Soaring,
tumbling, free-wheeling
Through an endless diamond sky
A
hundred thousand things to see (Aladdin-Hold your breath if it's
better)
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't
go back to where i used to be (Aladdin-A whole new world)
(Jasmine-every turn a surpise)
With new horizens to pursue)
(Jasmine-Every moment red letter)
(Together) I'll chase them
everywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this
Whole
new world with you
(Aladdin)A whole new world
(Jasmine)A
whole new world
(Aladdin)That's where we'll be
(Jasmine)That's
where we'll be
(Aladdin)A thrilling chase
(Jasmine)A
wonderous place
(Together)For you and me
"Aww. How cute. Yaya's turn now!" said girl screamed going up to sing.
The
seaweed is always greener Under the
sea Down here all the fish is happy Under the sea
In somebody else's lake
You dream
about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the
world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful
things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's
wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out
in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to
floatin'
Under the sea
As
off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain't
happy
They sad 'cause they in their bowl
But fish in the bowl
is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get
hungry
Guess who's gon' be on the plate
Under
the sea
Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat us
In fricassee
We
what the land folks loves to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We
got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Under the sea
Under the
sea
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat
here
Naturally
Even the sturgeon an' the ray
They get the
urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear
it
Under the sea
"We wanna sing!" Laura turned the CD's track forward, until it hit number 11. 'Part of Your World' came on. She dragged Utau onto the stage like thing.
Look
at this stuff I
wanna be where the people are Flippin' your fins, you don't get too far Up where they walk, up where they run
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's
complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who has
everything?
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many
wonders can one cavern hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure,
she's got everything
I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I've
got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs?
I've got
twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more
I wanna see, wanna see them
dancin'
Walking around on those - what do you call 'em?
Oh -
feet!
Legs are
required for jumping, dancing
Strolling along down a - what's that
word again?
Street
Up
where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' free - wish I could
be
Part of that world
"OKAY! Plan C, will be put into action! Yaya will push Amu, Erica push Tadase!" Yaya whispered.
"If they're Plan C, then who's plan B?" Erica asked as she pushed who she thought was Tadase onto the stage.
"WHAT? I'M SINGING THIS WITH YOU?" Amu yelled at Ikuto, who smirked, Erica gasped, and Tadase's smiled dropped.
"Once Upon A dream, coming up! And this is the last song!" Laura giggled.
I
know you
I walked with you once upon a dream.
I know you
The
gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam
Yes, I know it's
true
that visions are seldom all they seem
But if I know you, I
know what you'll do
You'll love me at once
the way you did once
upon a dream
Most of them were sober by now, and they all had dim recollections of that night as they headed off to bed.
"I still don't believe I had to sing today. But singing with Amu, making her blush, that was fun." Ikuto smirked as he fell into a deep sleep.
Okay, I know, they weren't that drunk like and stuff, but fun chapter, I've been looking forward to writing this for a while. Hope you enjoyed! REVIEW PLEASE!