Chapter 10:

Back in Varia, it seems like Xanxus misses the girls' steak…"GO MAKE ME SOME BETTER STEAK!" Xanxus threw his plate a Squalo's head.

"We can't make steak the same way Kristina and Jana do-"

"I SAID MAKE ME THE STEAK TRASH OR FIND OUT HOW! Xanxus shouted.

In the kitchen:

"Sorry, we can't make steak that high quality..." one of the chefs shook his head.

"Fuck, we're gonna die..." Squalo sulked.

"Hmmm... none of us actually have tried cooking steak before, why don't we try learning now?" Lussuria suggested.

"Ah. Good idea," Fran agreed.

"I'll go first then," Lussuria took off his coat and rolled his sleeves up.

"Don't die," Levi walked to the side.

"Before I start, who knows what kind of steak he actually likes?" Lussuria asked. Everyone fell silent. "I'll just try medium rare...

1 hour later:

"THIS IS WORSE THAN BEFORE!" Xanxus threw the plate at Squalo's head.

"VOOOOIII! STOP DOING THAT!" Squalo stomped on the floor.

"MAKE IT AGAIN!"

"Okay I'll make rare..."

Another hour later:

"IT STILL TASTES LIKE SHIT!" Xanxus threw ANOTHER plate at Squalo's head.

"VOOOIIII! STOP THROWING IT AT ME, BOSSU!" Squalo stomped on the floor AGAIN.

Back in the kitchen:

"I'll make it this time..." Levi stepped forward.

"Do your worst, Levi-san," Fran mumbled.

Another hour later:

"IT'S WORSE THAN LUSSURIA'S!" Xanxus threw the plate at Levi (not Squalo).

"YES, OH MY FUCKING GOD! HE DIDN'T THROW IT AT ME THIS TIME!" Squalo threw his arms up with victory.

"Ishishishi, my turn," Bel chuckled.

In kitchen:

Bel took out a phone and Fran asked him, "Bel-senpai, what are you doing?"

"As a genius, something I thought up," he dialled a number and put the phone to his ear.

"Voi, who are you calling?" Squalo asked.

"Ishishi, you'll see."

"Hello?" they heard Jana answer the phone.

"Ishishi... Hello. Could you give me the recipe to Kristina's and your steak?"

"Bel? Why do you need that?" she asked.

"Bossu misses your steak..."

"Um, ok," Jana turned from the phone to Kristina, "Kristina, could you write down our recipe for the steak we make Xanxus because Bel needs it."

"The recipe takes an hour to make dude, its gonna take a while," Kristina said.

Bel overheard them, "I don't care. Just write it down."

"Fiiiiiine," Kristina sighed.

10 minutes later:

"Done," Jana turned back to the phone.

"Okay, so what do you do?" Bel asked and Jana read out the recipe to him. Afterwards he chuckled, "Ishishishi, got it."

1 hour later:

"IT STILL TASTES LIKE TRASH!" Xanxus threw ANOTHER plate and Squalo's head AGAIN.

"VOOIII! WHAT THE FUCK?!"

"But this was the girls' recipe..." Lussuria didn't believe it.

"THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE! MAKE IT RIGHT NEXT TIME!"

"What do we do now..." Levi lost hope. That is, until Marmon walked in.

"You are all too loud. I'll make it to get you to shut up. Fran get into the kitchen with me," Marmon said. Bel, Levi, Lussuria and Squalo were confused.

"Can Marmon really make steak...?" Squalo asked.

"Don't interrupt me or your giving me 50% of your next Varia salary," Marmon ordered them, making Squalo give him an Are-You-Serious frown.

1 hour later:

Xanxus chowed down on the steak. The rest of Varia was surprised. "Marmon actually did make it..." Squalo murmured.

Bel: Froggy, you went with him. What did he do?

"I can't say, but next time Jana and Kristina are here can we get them to teach the chefs how to make their steak?" Fran then zipped his lips.

"Okay..."

"VOI SHIT! NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO EVERY TIME HE WANTS STEAK BEFORE THEY VISIT AGAIN!?" Squalo asked...with a super loud voice.

"Get Marmon to cook it...duh~" said Fran.

"But every time I expect 8000 euros from ALL of you, except bossu," Marmon glared at all of them.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Levi shouted.

"Geh...!" Bel stopped, Fran was stunned and Squalo gave a disapproving expression. "I don't approve," he said.

"Fine by me, but it's not my fault if bossu kills all of you..." Marmon looked at them

"Froggy, shouldn't you know how to make it as you were watching Marmon?" Bel asked Fran.

"I can't unless he's there or I have permission," Fran raised his hands.

"I'm not doing either of those without a fee."

"WHAT THE HELL!" Squalo exclaimed.

"Well then what did we do wrong when we made the girls' steak?" Lussuria asked.

"VOI HOW SHOULD I KNOW!?"

"Ishishi...can we video chat to make it with them?"

"Good idea Senpai- good job," Fran gave him a thumbs up.

"We have a camera. Do they have one?" Squalo looked at everyone.

"Yeah... Why wouldn't they? Considering Jana always goes on trips with Gokudera Hayato," Lussuria said.

Later:

"And with that if you follow our recipe on how to make steak I guarantee you will make Xanxus happy," Jana raised a finger.

"So is that enough or do we need to do it again in slow mo?" Kristina looked at them through the camera.

"VOI WE'RE NOT IDIOTS!"

"Oh really? Even though this is our second time teaching you already considering you couldn't even follow our recipe," Jana raised her eyebrows and then giggled. Squalo stayed silent.

"Did you write it down?

Fran raised his hand, "Yep, I -"

"Did someone other then Fran write it down?"Kristina asked.

"Ishishi... I did."

"That's not nice Bel-senpai, why don't you guys trust me?" Fran became upset.

"Fran, it's not that we don't trust you, it's just you... need to learn to spell better..." Jana said bluntly.

"I saw your texts to Yamamoto, your spelling sucks," Kristina folded her arms.

"And so does your handwriting," Squalo looked at Fran then looked away.

"I'm the youngest one here, give me a break~"

"That's why you need to learn..." Jana sighed and Fran frowned.

"So how does it taste?" Kristina looked at Squalo. He took a huge bite out of it, "Tastes fine to me."

"It's nice..." Lussuria nodded his head.

"That's for Bossu; I'm not eating it," Levi looked away.

"More for me then~" Bel snickered, "tastes pretty good, almost the same as yours.

"My turn~" Fran reached for a piece.

"You're not getting any," said Bel as he chowed down on Fran's piece.

"Hheeeyyy."

"It's ok, I'll make you a lot next time I see you," Jana smiled.

"Yay~"

"We have to go 'cause we planned to do something tonight," suddenly Kristina blushed.

"VOI WHAT WOULD THAT BE!" Squalo snapped at the camera.

"Ishishi... and why are you blushing?"

"That's none of your business so stop asking questions..." Jana blushed as well.

"Wait, what time is it in Japan?" Fran looked into the camera in search for a clock somewhere.

"Uhh.. 7pm" Jana told them.

"Oi, Kristina are you going out with Yamamoto for dinner or something?" Squalo asked.

"Yeah..."

"So Jana, are you going out with Gokudera for dinner?" Bel asked. Then Jana blushed more and looked away.

"I knew it…" Fran sighed.

"Can't we have our own personal lives…?" Kristina frowned.

"Anyway, we have to go get ready. So goodbye," Jana turned off the camera.

"They're getting so old," Lussuria smiled and clapped his hands together.

"That reminds me," Fran straightened, "I haven't asked Levi-san-"

"FRAN!"

END OF CHAPTER

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