Disclaimer: Everyone knows that I do not own any of the characters.

Movie Manipulation

Master Hand had teleported himself, ZSS, Snake, and ROB into a large and very high tech room. There were 4 giant monitors, on each wall, and a control panel labeled with a number under each. There were speakers hung all over the place and multiple chairs scattered about. It looked like something from the future, or an eccentric billionaire's home entertainment system.

"Well, you three, what do you think of my film studio?" Master asked the three bewildered smashers.

"Film studio?" ZSS asked.

"Impressive I must say." Snake took a good look around.

"My circuit boards are transmitting signals at such a rapid pace I fear that I may not be able to contain them within this metal shell." ROB stared longingly at one control panel in particular. The number 3 was written on its side.

"I shall call you CPv.3. We will be a technological bundle the likes of which this large blue and green life supporting space rock has never before analyzed! My motherboard longs to upload my cybernetic files into your internal memory!"

"What did he say?" Master looked at the lovestruck machine confused.

"I think he just expressed his desire to have sex with one of those control panels…" ZSS explained.

"That's possible? Damn that's creepy." Snake then looked at ZSS. "That kind of activity outta be left to humans, right baby?"

Quick as a flash, ZSS pulled out her plasma whip and used it to slam Snake into ROB, knocking both to the floor.

"If you two perverts are done with your little fantasies, we have a job to do."

"Quite right. Shall we begin?" Master pulled out the 4 cameras used in filming from seemingly nowhere and had each connected to a single monitor with cables.

"What we have to do is look through all of the footage, delete the unwanted stuff, and add in special effects." Master turned on one monitor and the first scene began to play.

The 4 watched as the screen showed the stadium, sweeping across the stadium, before focusing on the princesses. Keep in mind that this was the scene with that little mishap. The princesses looked aghast, the screen started shaking, then it proceeded to show almost all of the smashers in a frantic sweeping motion.

"This was when Ike pressed the wrong button wasn't it." ZSS twitched a little as the movie kept playing.

Snake whistled when ZSS was shown on the screen, resulting in a black eye, courtesy of ZSS.

"Is this what had happened during our initial filming process that I was unable to view due to my position aboard the great battleship Halberd? You humanoids look quiet frail without the protection of your synthetic and misleadingly colorful fabrics. Though I am quiet curious as to the reason humanoids are so determined to conceal certain exterior body parts, for I see no reason for which males see a need to hide that small dangling piece of flesh used to remove unwanted liquid waste." That last statement earned ROB a grenade to the face.

"Yes, well, that part is going to get deleted." Master pointed to a tiny blue button amidst the jumble of perhaps a hundred buttons on the control panel. "This is the delete button." He pointed to a mass of switches not far from the buttons. "These control what portions get deleted." He was about to continue when ZSS interrupted.

"Maybe we should read the instruction manual for this crazy thing before continuing."

"Ah, yes. Excellent idea!" Master snapped his fingers and a large book about 4 ft. thick landed on the floor in front of him.

BIG sweatdrop on the 3 smashers' part…

Two hours later…

"Ok, so how do we edit out those gummy bears?" Snake called from the control panel.

"Hang on…" ZSS was flipping through the book like crazy trying to find the section on photomanipulation. She could have sworn she saw the section at least 5 times in the past 120 minutes.

The 3 smashers had spent the last two hours flipping madly through the manual and editing the movie as they went along. So far, they managed to finish the first part of the movie, up to where Pit makes his entrance.

"Hurry it up. We're not even halfway done." Snake glared behind him at Master. "And the SNORING isn't helping!"

Master was on his back, snoring loudly, a puddle of drool under him, which is quite a feat considering the fact that he has no visible mouth.

"Found it." ZSS skimmed through the page. "It says 'to cover over unwanted images, select the select tool, red button section 4, and highlight the areas targeted for photomanipulation. Select the color from the color palette, green button section 7, and use the bucket tool, brown button section 25, to insert desired color onto targeted areas. Or, use paintbrush tool, brown button section 24, to cover over original image in finer detail.'"

Snake frantically followed ZSS's instructions as she read them out loud. Only after he had finished did he realize that he had used the wrong color.

"Hey, ROB, what color is the floor in the movie?" Snake called over his shoulder.

"Robotic Operating Buddy model 68219 is temporarily out of service due to a busy server. We shall contact you when he is available again. Thank you for your cooperation. Have a nice day." A pleasant female voice, the kind you hear in the answering machine of a wealthy billionaire, responded.

"ROB? You ok?" Snake turned around, only to find ROB locked in some strange embrace with another control panel.

"Robotic Operating Buddy model 68219 is temporarily out of service due to a busy server. We shall contact you when he is available again. Thank you for your cooperation. Have a nice day."

Snake got annoyed now. It was one thing for ROB to ignore his job, but to go and make out in a weird robotic way with a non-sentient machine when Snake couldn't get anywhere near ZSS without sustaining near-fatal injuries was crossing the line.

"ROB!" Snake ran over and physically ripped ROB away from the control panel, ripping a few wires apart in the process.

"AAAAAAARRGH! MY PENIWIRES!" ROB screeched in agony, but Snake simply turned down his volume.

"Listen you little freak of technology, never EVER go fucking another of your kind while I'm in the general vicinity." Snake then lowered to a whisper so that ZSS couldn't hear. "Do you know how painful it is to watch others do something you want to but can't? Now get back to helping me!"

Snake flung ROB at the control panel he was just at. The number 1 was written on its side.

"CPv.1. Not quite as attractive as CPv.3. had been, but I am not picky. Shall we engage in some pleasurable activities?" ROB had turned his volume switch back to normal and stared admiringly at the control panel.

"WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!"

Due to ROB's love tendencies, it took at least 45 minutes to fully edit the 15 second scene.

"Only a little more to go. Let's get it done. ZSS, can you repeat the process for video deletion?" Snake waited for an answer, but got none. Curious, he turned around, only to be horrified at what he saw.

ROB was talking to ZSS, and her expression was one of pure hatred.

"The reptilian named man informed me that he wishes to engage in the embryo forming process with you. I too find this process extremely enjoyable, but he threatens me every time I attempt it due to being insecure about not having the opportunity to engage himself in such activities. Therefore, I see it as a win-win situation if you would allow him to pleasure himself with you so that I may once again mix data with CPv.3." ROB was clearly unaware that ZSS hated Snake's guts.

"You want me…and him…win-win situation…enjoyable?!" ZSS glared daggers at the now petrified Snake. "You little PERVERT!"

ZSS lunged at Snake before he could respond and started to beat him up badly. ROB did not have a clear view of what ZSS was doing and assumed she was 'pleasuring' herself with Snake.

"You may express your gratitude some later time!" ROB happily ran off to 'pleasure' himself with CPv.3.

It took 2 more hours to finish editing.

This took a while to finish up because, I admit, I didn't have too much inspiration for this chapter. Still hope it was enjoyable.

Also, this story will probably be updated less frequently now due to me having more inspiration with my other story, The Trouble with Final Smashes, and because schoolwork is starting to catch up with me. So sorry 'bout that.

Whenever I manage to finish it, I will post the next chapter:

Evening Tensions