A/N: I'm sorry for the super short chapters and how I keep promising for earlier updates but my creativity is still being used elsewhere. Shake it Out and I Wish are now finished buuuut I always have another story I'm working on. If you want to read my all time favorite story I've ever written that I'm working on now, I'll put the link at the end of this chapter.


More than a few beers and this is what happens to me. I could say that my restraint was legendary last night but I think that giving myself at all to Brittany wasn't what I had planned. I had a headache that would easily go away with a few aspirins and a thirst for caffeine. I let my coffee warm up as I shuffled around my room and grabbed new clothes to put on my bare body. Once my coffee was finished I made it the way I knew Brittany liked. She'd most likely only wake up to the fumes coming off my hot cup.

I drank my coffee as I looked at Brittany's body tangled in my blankets. It was a very strange but warming thing to see. I took another sip as she started waking up. I didn't lift my gaze off of her as she came to.

She had adorable drool coming out the side of her mouth as her blonde hair covered her face, "Why can't I hear Lord Tubbington?"

"He's still alive?" I said with a chuckle.

Brittany kept a monotoned voice as she kept her head buried in the blankets, "Lord Tubbington the second. Lady Tubbington bore his child before he died of a heart attack from loving her too much. Why are you in my apartment."

"Actually, you're in my apartment from a hasty game of tease last night." She wiped her hair from her face and looked at me with foggy eyes. "Glad to see you're still a morning person." I said jokingly.

She made a weird grunting noise while talking into the pillow, "I hate to see you still are."

"One of us has to be."

She suddenly jumped up and was in a sitting position. She looked around with panic, "I'm in your bed."

"Yes you are." I said out of amusement.

"You went down on me last night."

"Yes, I did."

Her head rested in her hands as she groaned, "Is there anything I haven't done to embarrass myself?"

"I think you pretty much covered it." She stretched her arms out for my coffee so I gave her the rest and watched her drink it. "I thought it was fun."

Brittany set down the coffee cup while licking her lips, "What was?"

"Winning for starters. Have your legs wrapped around me would be the tie breaker."

She rolled her eyes and ran a hand through her messy hair, "Just because I was drunk and had a moment of weakness does not mean you've won."

"A moment of weakness?" Brittany nodded stubbornly as I rose an eyebrow, "I believe you told me to fuck you and were very disappointed when I didn't, going on a full rant about how just because my pussy is locked doesn't mean that yours is and then passed out right where you're laying down now."

"And where did you sleep?" She said as a smile began to form.

"On the couch like a gentle lady."

Her eyebrows shot up as she laughed, "Yeah, you definitely didn't win."

"What does that mean?"

"If you dominated me and won, you would've slept in your own bed. You made your bed, and let me sleep in it. I believe the saying is that you made your bed so you have to sleep in it. I won."

I nodded sarcastically, "Oh you won?"

"Yeah."

I nodded my head again slowly, "Okay." She turned her head in confusion as I started putting my hair up. She understood what I was doing once I tightened my pony and made a leap for the bed. She squealed under my body as I pinned her hands over her head. "You call this winning?"

Our faces were close to each other as she looked into my eyes, "I wouldn't call it a fair fight, but I would still say I'm winning since you're on top of me and practically glowing from the very little that you did last night."

I smirked and leaned down to kiss her but she turned her head before I got any closer, "You know we shouldn't be doing this right?"

"Why not?"

She scoffed and rolled her eyes, "You're my boss."

"I've been a lot of things in your life, but being your boss isn't one of them. We're equals just like all the other teachers at McKinley so tell me why we can't bone each other like they relentlessly do?"

"Because it's different with feelings." Her eyes gave away her weakness but she said it in a matter of fact tone.

"You're the one that begged me to try and seduce you. Now you're.. regretting it?"

Brittany sighed and looked like she was concentrating on what words to use, "Of course I don't regret it. I don't regret anything with you. But I'm not unprofessional. I love my job and those cheerios. If we're gonna actually attempt to not screw ourselves over at the end of this then you need to actually take me out on a first date before you fuck me."

"I've taken you out on plenty of first dates."

"No, high school doesn't count. We're different now. You still may be the stubborn girl I had sexy fun times with in high school but I want to know the now sexy cheer leading coach. Just like how you probably want to know the hot sexy dance instructor that can still do the splits fairly well."

"Fine, but I want you to admit that you're as attracted to me as I am to you and that's why you're naked in my bed."

"I'm attracted to you and naked in your bed because you wanted to taste me and answer that question that's been in the back of your mind."

"And what question is that?"

She sat up and kept her face close to my own, "That I still tasted as good as I did in high school."

She got up without covering herself and put her clothes back on. I stood still for a few moments before shaking my head and smiling, "So, when do you want to go out on a date with me?"

"You have to ask me properly first." She left while I took in the words she said and cursed myself for being so fucking whipped.


I walked into the Lima bean and sat in front of Quinn, "You look like you had an interesting night."

"I could say the same with you."

"So what happened? Did Romeo get married to Juliet and have a fantastic night before she has to flee the city for good?"

She rolled her eyes and sighed, "Read the book and find out." We smiled at each other for a second before Quinn leaned into the table, "Why do you think she's in my life now?"

"Because our life is like a TV show and only starts up again when we're all in the same town."

"I'm being serious Santana. Years and marriages later, and she just kisses me, end of story. I'm not talking about a kiss on the cheek but a kiss.. everywhere."

"Okay stop." I said while playfully putting my hands over my ears.

Quinn sighed and gave me a look only parents learn to have, "Why did she wait this long to tell me? I don't find it enough that she's been waiting for me. She could've contacted me anytime before now so why at this precise moment?"

"Why can't you just enjoy that you tasted sweet Berry juice and be happy? Why does it have to be a conspiracy? She obviously loves you or else she wouldn't have put up with your bullshit for the past decade. Except that."

"Is that what you tell yourself about Brittany?"

"I'm not the one supplying the bullshit this time."

"But you still love her." It was said as a confirmed statement.

"Of course I still love her. I love her more than I did in high school because we were just kids then. We didn't know what the hell we were doing. What we felt was real then, but you can't expect two people to understand things in a relationship other than love at that age. Marley was a nice girl to figure out the rest and grow up with."

"So why are you sitting here with me and not with her?"

I crossed my arms and tried not to pout, "I have to take her out on a date first."

"Okay.." She said in a confused tone, "Take her out on a date."

"Ihervterskherfrst." I mumbled.

"uhm.. what?"

I sighed and rolled my eyes, "Apparently, I have to ask her first."

"She has you whipped."

"I know."

"Like, tied on a leash whipped."

"Shut up."


A/N: Dayuuuum maybe next chapter will be the last but I always say that and it ends up not being the last. Idk I'll figure it out. My other fic that is my baby is called A Spark in the Night and it's all dark and shit with demons and guardians and then there's this dude and it's fucking awesome. check it out.

erase the spaces blah blah add the dash after net. (ff. net s/9168204/1/A-Spark-in-the-Night)