Hey Raven, do you want to take me on a highly dangerous mission with you?"
"No, why the fuck would I want to take a 12 year old on a tactical mission in what is basically an international gang war?" Asked Raven as she prepared for the HALO jump into the cave in the middle of the jungle that was Cypher's hide out.
After a brief encounter in which it turned out the co-pilot was actually a Cypher agent, the promptly killed him and then completely ignored the fact that it showed that they could trust literally no one and potentially every HIVE mook was actually working for Cypher.
"Hey look at that shit," Otto pointed at a flashing display on the flight console. The self-destruct sequence had been initiated.
"Why do people put those things on everything?" sighed Raven.
"Well looks like you'll have to take me on that dangerous mission with you anyway," said Otto.
"I swear to god if it turns out you initiated that thing because you wanted to come with me I'll rip out your stomach lining with a towel."
"How the hell would that work?"
"I don't know, but I saw it on tv one time."
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Author's Note: This is both late and ridiculously short, wow, it's not looking good for the quality of this thing, is it?