Before we begin...
First note...I know the prison scene was rather abrupt... I had to get out of it though, it stumped me...
Second note... I finally decided to finish this chapter, as it has been half written for about... 4 months i think
MOVING ON!
YOU KNOW THE DISCLAIMER BY NOW, NO GETTING LAWYERS, NO GETTING ANGRY, BECAUSE I DON'T OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT MY COPY OF BRAWL!
THAT'S IT, NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS. FUCK OFF NINTENDO, but keep making games and making systems and all that fun stuff, just dont sue me, because I don't claim anything you own. :)
"MEWTWO?"
"Yes, it is me... And if your wondering, I rejected the offer to join this tournament(1)...The last one was disappointing..."
Our heroes have indeed returned from their imprisionment, only to return to something rather surprising.
"Pit...while you were gone...Master Hand declared that Homosexual relationships will be dealt with 'appropriately' I'm sorry to hear that...you and Ike were sooooo kawaii together!"
Pit stared at Peach dumbfounded, for two reasons. 1 She DIDN'T have a nosebleed talking about him and, 2 Master Hand is homophobic... He straightened himself and stated to Peach "I'll be fucking open about it if he won't let me be with my love!"
More staring. Pit realised all too quickly that no one at the tournament (save who he was held captive with) had heard him swear. He blushed a deep crimson color.
Observatory
"Alright let us begin... Popo and I are so glad you could all make it to our first official FAG(2) meeting, or 'Friends Against Gays.'"
A number of people (and animals) surrounded this table.
Krystal
Kirby
King Dedede
Luigi
Master Hand (and Crazy Hand)
Ganondorf
Bowser
Mario
Knuckles
(other random people)
It was Krystal that started this meeting off. "Greetings everyone, all of you know me as Krystal. I WAS Fox's girlfriend, even his fiancée. He broke up with me for...WOLF of all people, this immoral and wrong, why would he break my heart? I disagree strongly with what hes done to me, I never deserved this. I was always kind and loving to him..." This broke out into a whole bunch of cluttered conversations, many of which comforted her, and agreed that this forbidden love should be stopped.
"Ahem-a. It's a me, Luigi. Its a my-a turn to talk-a now. I don't-a have much-a to say. But-a I was touched-a by-a Krystals words. It is wrong-a for-a two men to-a be together, especially when-a one has a finacée already-a.(3)"
The meeting went on for a number of hours, discussing possible tactics and/or the problems the members have encoutered when their close one turned out to be bi/gay.
Brawlers Hall
Pit sat, staring at the blank tournament screen, eagerly awaiting Ikes upcoming fight with Fox. He knew certain celebrations would happen if Ike won, or comfort if he lost. Either way, Pit got action(4).
'Damn, comfort isn't as fun as celebration...' Pit thought as he saw the scoreboard, looks like Ike is out for this round.
And on cue, Ike came out of the battle-drome a little disheartened. Pit went over to comfort him.
"Oh come on Ike, it's alright, it's not like the tournament is over."
"Pit, you know that if I lose one more time I'm out."
Pit really didn't care at this point what master hand thought, he was going to kiss Ike.
And kiss Ike he did, recieving approving looks from a once again bloody Peach, and an "awww" from Fox, who came over to talk to Ike.
"Hey Ike, no hard feelings, it's hard when you fight against your friends."
Ike just shrugged and replied "It's fine Fox, I still have Pit to continue if I lose my next match."
Following that remark was another ensemble of "awwwwww!"
It abruptly stopped, as the FAGs returned from their secretive meeting. The Ice Climbers jaws(5) dropped, Master Hand clenched his fist.(6)
Popo was the first to speak up "PIT?! IKE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF THAT CELL?!"
A fight broke out, the FAGs winning, as they did have the strongest fighters on their team.
A smash ball came out of no where, Ganon got it, and started charging after Pit.
Mmmm, cliffhanger
Yeah...This chappy was hard to write...
footnotes... yaaaaay
(1) Goddamnit, if that was the reason why Mewtwo wasn't in brawl, ill fucking kill someone...preferably someone from Nintendo...
(2) ...Team America better not sue me... Besides... I found it amusing here...
(3) Okay...maybe i over-did it with the (a's) but I really enjoyed doing it so...TOO BAD :D Oh and...sorry Krystal fans...
(4) That horn-dog...
(5) I'm really not sure if that's the proper grammar there, it seems very awkward... sorry, no funny footnote here.
(6) Body, whatever you want to call it.