So many ideas, so little time. At least it's half-term next week. That's always good.

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Wormtail – Italicized

I'm bored.

You're great at starting conversations aren't you.

Like I said, I'm bored.

Padfoot started the conversation again!

We know Wormtail. We're over that. We know he started the conversation. We know he needs help at starting conversations.

Hey!

Try something that catches our attention.

HEY GUYS! GUESS WHAT!

Well it caught our attention.

I guess it did.

Try a little less.

HEY GUYS!

I meant no capitals.

Oh.

Hey Guys.

Better.

Not by much though.

Oh thanks Wormtail, that really makes me feel good.

Sorry.

Try something completely different.

Hey guys! You'll never guess what Marlene McKinnon and I did in my bed last-

STOP RIGHT THERE!

Oh Merlin we did NOT need to know that.

Tell me more!

Wormtail!

What? I want to hear about the fluffy bunnies in his bed.

Right…

Anyway…

I got your attention didn't I?

In the wrong way.

I repeat: did not need to know that.

I don't understand, what's the problem

Never mind Wormtail, never mind.