Badabing Badaboo It's the Switcheroo!

It was a bright and happy day. Ed and Envy were rolling on the floor...not like that! They were beating the crap out of each other.

"I hate you! You should just die! I am in no way sexually attracted to you!" Envy said as he punched Ed.

"I hate you more! I have better things to do than die! I have a life unlike you!" Ed said as he punched Envy.

"You? All you do is run around and look for a stone! Oooo look at me I'm Ed! I look for stones!" Envy said as he turned into Ed...kinda. His head was upside down.

"All you do is kill people! I bet you couldn't last one day in my shoes!"

"I couldn't fit into your shoes! They're too small!"

"SHUT UP!"

"You couldn't last a day as me!"

"I bet I could! Lets switch places!"

"How are we going to do that?"

"With the dragonballs stupid!"

Ed and Envy walked across the anime border to Dragonball Z land.

"Yeah! Now that I have the dragonballs, I can wish everyone back to life!" Goku said as he lifted the dragonballs into the air.

Ed and Envy walked up to Goku.

"Hey, um...can we have those." Ed said.

"Sorry. I have to save the world...again...why do I still do this?"

"Pwetty Pwease?!" Envy said as he turned into a cute little...thing.

"No can do. It's my duty to save the day!"

"If you don't give us the dragonballs, I'll force you to watch Dragonball Evolution!" Envy said as he pulled out the dvd.

"AHHHH! NO! PLEASE STOP! TAKE THEM! TAKE THEM!" Goku screamed.

Ed and Envy walked back to amestris. They then used the dragonballs to switch places for the day.

Envy walked to Ed's house.

"Hah! This is as easy as cake...who came up with that?" Envy said as he opened the hotel door.

"...Ed?"

"Uhhh...yeah. I'm Ed, not Envy. There's no way that me and Envy switched bodies."

"Shut up! You were supposed to be here two minutes ago!"

"Why?"

"To polish my armour!"

"Can't you do it your self?"

"Shut up! You're stupid! Do your chores!" Al said as he pulled out a huge list of stuff to do.

Ed was walking around town.

"...what am I supposed to do again? Oh yeah...let's see. What does Envy do? Oh yeah! He attempts to kill me!" Ed said as he walked towards his home.

"Prepare to die Fullmetal Alche...alche...what do you call me again?"

"Alcheshrimp."

"Yeah that's it!"

"Get lost. I don't feel like fighting you. You were right. My life is easy compared to yours. I promise that I'll think about your suffering whenever I'm killing someone."

"...HAH! I WIN! So...when do we switch back?"

"At the end of the day."

"Shut up and wax my armour!" Al said as he threw a cat at Envy.

"Until then, I'll reveal your secret!" Ed said as he grinned.

"NO! YOU WOULDN'T!"

"Let's see whether you're a dude or a chick!" As he looked in his...pants.

"PLEASE DON'T!"

"Envy is a-"

The End.