Hey guys, waz up? I got bored, since i got the day off and i was on the computer, i decided to update. Sorry is Kakashis turn sucked, i was gonna make him take off his mask or something boring like that...plus is was a truth. But, it's Sakuras turn, and it really wasn't easy coming up with something for her, but i got some pretty good ideas from the reviews. and about pairings, i was making this story revolve more around Nejiten, since they're my favorite, but i am also adding shikaino to it, for lexi, and i will decide on a few more later. but anyway, nothing is new with me, you don't care though, you just wanna read this story. So i'll stop ranting and let you enjoy this sad attempt at Sakuras turn. Enjoy!
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"So...Kakashi, it's your turn to spin." Tenten said, handing Kakashi the bottle. Kakashi groaned, but put the bottle in the middle, which took very little bit of strength in him not to fall over, and said, "This is going to be a...uh...a Dare."
And with that, Kakashi spun the bottle.
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...Stop. It landed on...Sakura.
Sakura frowned, staring at the bottle, then up at everyone else. Ino was smirking, and sakura glared back at her as a reply. It was he turn next, after all, and after everything that has happened in this whole story...this only meant trouble. And she's right...but then again, I feel really nice, I'm gonna make it something...horrible fro her that a few fans will enjoy and that a few fans will completely hate me for...please no flames!
Anyway, yeah, the bottle was pointing at Sakura. "Well well, what are the odds of that, landing on my own student that I know so much about." Kakashi said, a smile forming under his mask. Sakura frowned, and looked away. Naruto patted her shoulder, and said, "No worries, Sakura-chan, Kakashi-Sensei wouldn't hurt you, right?" naruto looked over at Kakashi, who was now sitting in a corner, thinking of something evil for Sakuras dare. Everyone sweatdropped as kakashi began to laugh quietly.
Sakura frowned. "Im done for." she mumbled, got up, and walked over to another corner to sulk. "Tell me when my time has come." she sounds like shes close to dieing...which she not, just to let you guys know...
Ino smirked. Mwhahahahaah! It's billboards turn! I shall bring a camera with me to make sure I get every minute of this embarrassing dare that Kakashi is going to come up with! Hehe! Ino thought. Shikamaru glanced over at her, and sighed. "Troublesome woman and her revenge." Shikamaru mumbled. Ino glared at him. "Shut up!" she shouted.
You know what...I say we take a look into everyones head...and this time, Neji actually has something to think!
Sakura: Oh man...I don't know what Kakashi has planned, but by the way hes laughing...it wont be good...
Naruto: You know what...I am hungry! I haven't eaten anything since this story started...I wonder if Choji will share..
Sasuke: I need a new song....hm, oh! I know! Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me...no, hm. Oh! Lonely I'm Mr Lonely, I have nobody, For my owwwwwwwwwwn! ...No...
Kakashi: This is my chance to actually help Sakura out! Ha! I think she got over Sasuke...so that will help me out alot! But, I just need an idea...
Kurenai: Stupid kakashi! I broke up with him! Gosh...Good thing Asumas hotter.
Asuma: Stupid Kakashi! She broke up with him! Gosh...Good thing Im hotter.
Kiba: This sucks...I wonder when it's gonna be my turn. ...You know, I just noticed something, Hinata is cute...where did that come from? (That would be me.) Who the crap are you?! (Who do you think?) I don't know...(Ugh...good thing I think your a good character!)
Hinata: Why does Kiba look confused? ('Cuz of you, der.) W-Who are you? ( You know who I am!) No I don't...(Ugh...)
Shino: Why do I have a craving for a grasshopper...grrrr...it'll ruin my diet! I need to loose weight! I look fat! Not Choji fat, but fat! Ugh! I need to eat more bees instead of worms...
Ino: This is great! I will get my revenge! Yes yes yes! Mwhahah- Huh? Is...Is Shikamaru looking...at me? Or behind me? He...woah I feel weird, I knew that that bowl of frozen yogurt this morning was a bad idea...
Shikamaru: Damn it! Look away! Looks away, Shikamaru! Grrrrr! She's gonna catch me some da- AHHHHH! SHES LOOKING LOOK AWAY DAMNIT! NOW! NOOOOO DONT STARE INTO THOSE BEAUTIFUL EYES! Awwwww...
Choji: Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my Tummy and I feel like lovin you! Hehe!
Tenten: You know... I wonder where that blue dragon came from anyway.
Neji: I wonder why Lee has dreams about me...thats it, no matter how hot I get, no taking my shirt off during training.
Lee: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gai: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ken: Ugh...they have no minds. (Yeah.) ...Who are you?! (Who do you think?) I TRUELY DONT KNOW!!! AHHHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
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Anyway, yeah, its fun and all to look into other peoples heads until you have someone in yours! Ehm, well on with the story, I think Kakashi needs help...but I'm too busy writing this to give him a gift right now...
Kakashi sighed. He wanted to help his student out, but he couldn't think of something. Sakura wasn't really in her happy place, either, but then she got an thought, what if kakashi didn't want to hurt her, just he wanted to think of something small for her to do. That made her feel alittle bit better, not a whole lot though.
I think it was about time I showed up.
Just then, A guy with messy brown hair and brown eyes in a red shirt and jeans and shoes appeared in the room with a laptop in his hands at the same time Kakashi got up with a huge smile on his face...which you couldn't see because of the mask.
The man smirked. "Okay, as some of you know, I am the author, and Kakashi needs help so I am here to give him my little gift, like I have with you guys." he said. Kakashi shook his head. "No, thats alright, I already have something in mind."
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"What?"
"I already have an idea."
"What idea!? I never gave you an idea? How is this possible?"
"I don't know. You the one with the control."
"Exactly!"
Everyone stared at the author...who is now very confused as to Kakashi came up with an idea that didn't involve help from him...THE CHARACTERS ARE TAKING OVER!!! No...just kidding.
The author frowned. "How could this be? I always control some of the things you say and do! Hm...and I always give you guys ideas!" he said, confused looking around the room. Naruto got up and peeked over the Authors shoulder and at the laptop. He frowned. "Uh, does it have anything to do with the fact the screen is black?" Naruto asked. The Author froze, then slowly looked down at the screen, which was pure back. He touched the small mouse pad thingy, and no little lights were on, and the bottom wasn't warm anymore! Uh-oh...this can't be good.
"HOW? WHO? WHAT? WHEN? WHY?" The Author screamed. Everyone got up and stared at the Author. "HOW ARE WE STILL IN THIS WITH THIS OFF!? AND IT WONT COME BACK ON!!!" he screamed. Kakashi blinked. "Is it out of charge?"
"NO!!!"
"Is it old?"
"NO!!!"
"Did you push the button?"
"NO!!!"
"Did you-"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" the author screamed. Sakura blinked. "How is this bad anyway? Now we can do as we please." she asked. Everyone nodded. The Author frowned. "You don't understand, if someone found this file, they could do whatever they wanted, and that includes killing you guys or other bad things." he replied. Everyone was silent. Shikamaru frowned. "But who else would have this file? Isn't it only on your laptop?" he asked. The Author shook his head. "If someone was really smart and knew my password, they could find this." he replied.
"You are correct! MWHAHAH!" a loud voice shouted from the opening in the room, remember, the one the dragon made. Everyone turned, and saw a man with blonde hair, blue eyes, wearing a white shirt with a tie, and jeans, plus some nice shiny shoes, and he was holding a laptop too.
The Author glared at the blonde dude. "Who the hell are you?" he asked. Blondie smirked. "I have the file! I OWN THIS STORY! And my name is Bob."
The Author face was like o.o....
"HOW? WHY? WHO? WHEN? WHAT?"
"I stole it off your computer."
"WHY? WHO? WHEN? WHAT?"
"Because I hate your guts...even though I don't know you...I still hate you."
"WHO? WHEN? WHAT?"
"I am a hater of yours."
"WHEN? WHAT?"
"This morning while you were talking to your wife."
"WHAT?"
"You know what!"
Everyone stared at this. Sakura frowned. "Why do you hate him when you don't even know him?" she asked and everyone nodded, the Author just glared. Bob smiled. "Because this is a story that needs some badness in it! MWHAHAHAH!" Bob laughed as lightning struck in the back ground. Everyone stared. Bob smirked evilly. "I will see you soon!" he shouted, typed in a few things into the laptop, then vanished into thin air.
The Author sighed. "Well, theres no hope, see ya." he said, and began to walk away with his now dead laptop. Kakashi frowned. "Wait you cant go! This story would be ruined! Think about the readers! I bet they hate reading this sad ending! Think of what this would put you at!"
That made the Author stop in his tracks. He gasped. "YOUR RIGHT! DAMMIT! THIS BAD! Fine, I will fix this, but I think the only way to do that is to start the game up again." he said, turning to Kakashi. "Kakashi, what was the dare in your mind?" he asked.
Kakashi turned to Sakura, "Sakura, I dare you to go find Kankuro and ask him out on a date!" he blurted out. Everyone stared at kakashi. Kakashi blinked. "I didn't want to say that!" he stated. The Author frowned. "Bob made you say it! He must have typed that! Shit! But you'd think he'd read the whole story before he began typing! Bob! YOU HAVE TO DO THAT!" the Author shouted.
Silence.
Everyone looked around. "Okay." someone said out of no where, and it sounded like Bob's voice. The Author gave a small sigh of relief. "That will give us enough time." he said....but then a piano fell on him. Oh noes. Everyone jumped back, and the sound of laughing was heard. "You actually thought I would fall for that? HA! I WILL TAKE OVER THE CHARACTERS!" he shouted.
"Ugh..." the Author got up from under the piano. "Wonderful...I'm surprised I'm not dead from that! And I can't even leave this world! Ugh...I can't eat dinner with Lexi! She's gonna kill me!" he said, and this cause Naruto to smile. "CAN I JOIN YOU! IM HUNGRY!"
"Sure...If we ever get out of here, you must finish the story, then you can eat dinner with me and Lexi...ugh that sounds so stupid...Lexi will have a heart attack! Stupid me!"
"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-but....I'M HUNGRY!!!!!" Naruto cried out. Sakura hit him in the head, glared at him, then looked at the Author. "What did he mean by taking over the characters?"
"It ment he will have full control over your moves and your minds. He'll most likely start with you Sakura."
"Why me?"
"Because this is your chapter and turn..."
"AND BECAUSE I LOVE KANKURO AND SAKURA TOGETHER!!!" Bobs voice shouted. The Author almost died right then and there. "Y-y-y- you what?"
"I love KankSaku! I hate NaruSaku!" Bob shouted. Naruto looked around confused. "Whats NaruSaku?" he asked. The Author threw a rock at him. "IDIOT!" the Author shouted. Bobs laugh was heard. "You know what else I love...and what I hate?"
"I'm scared to find out..."
"I LOVE NEJILEE!"
Lee gasped dramatically and Neji fainted and Tenten went blind for a second, and the author almost died again.
"I LOVE SHIKATEMA!!!"
Shikamaru shouted "EWWWWW!" and Ino frowned, and the Author gasped in horror. (No Offence ShikaTema Lovers)
"I HATE KIBA!"
Kiba growled and Hinata frowned along with Shino and the Author. Bob chuckled. "Infact, I think Kiba is such...a pup!" he stated. Everyone looked around confused...until kiba turned into a dog! OH NOOOOOO! Everyones jaws dropped as a small brown dog, about the size of Akamaru when he was a puppy,was in Kibas place. The puppy whined as Akamaru sniffed Kiba unhappily. Everyone frowned at this as Hinata picked up Kiba, who was now a sad, sad puppy.
"I LOVE NARUSASU!!!"
Naruto blinked, confused, while Sasuke about threw up, along with the author.
"I HATE NEJITEN!"
Neji woke up and glared at the sky where the voice was coming from, and Tenten pulled out every weapon she had with her, and Lee frowned and so did the author.
"I LOVE OROCHIMARU!!!"
Now hes done it...
"STTTTTTTOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!" The Author shouted. Bob chuckled. "Okay...but one more thing!"
And at that very moment, a bright red arrow that come out of no where, flew through the sky, and hit Sakura in the Chest.
Silence.
Everyone stared at Sakura. Sakura fell over. Naruto gasped and ran to Sakuras side. "Sakura-chan? Are you Okay?" naruto asked, worried. Sakuras eyes opened...but instead of being their pretty gem green color, they were pure red. Naruto blinked. "Saku-Ah!" Sakuras hand had reached up and grabbed Narutos throat. Naruto struggled to breathe as Sakura slowly stood up, and brought Narutos whole body off the ground. Naruto stared into her now cold, red eyes. Sakura smirked, and threw Naruto across the place and into a tree. Everyone watched with frightened eyes. Sakura glared at them all, turned around, and began to walk away.
Everyone watched her. Naruto slowly got up, coughing. "What...What happened?" he asked, limping back over to them. The Author turned and faced Naruto. "He's taken all control of her. Wonderful...Now what?" The Author replied. Naruto frowned deeply, and clutched his fists. "WELL WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!" Naruto shouted.
The Author sighed. "Naruto...I dont think we can! I mean, look at this mess. Sakuras been take over, Neji and Lee are probably next and will be all over each other, Kankuro will be taken over and will be with Sakura, who knows what will happen with Temari and Garra after that, Tentens in danger, Orochimaru will probably appear sometime in this, your limping, I'm about half dead, and Kiba," The Author grabbed Kiba from Hinata. "Kiba's a puppy!" Kiba whined softly. Naruto glared at him. "We need to think of something! Author...we need to get Sakura back! Or else the story ends and all the readers will hate you!"
The Author sighed. "True. They probably hate me right now for this mess...But...I think I've got an idea. Everyone, come closer!" he replied. Everyone walked over to him, well...Kiba was carried, the poor pup.
The Author smirked. "If Bob was smart, he would make Sakura run all the way to were Kankuro is staying instead of walking, but Sakura is probably walking, taking her sweet time because of him. He will have his mind focused on Sakura, so if we can get there before Sakura does...we will be able to prevent the kiss!"
"KISS!?" Naruto exclaimed.
"Yes...don't you know? When they kiss, he will have control of all of you and this story! And thats because thats the power thingy I set on the file...stupid right?"
"VERY!"
"Annnnnnyyyyywwwwayyyyy! We need to get there fast! Now, lets go! Run as fast as you can! Well," The Author looked down at Kiba in his arms. "Your gonna need to be carried." Kiba whined sadly, but was happy when he was given to Hinata.
The Author nodded. "Lets go!"
-About 10 minutes later After they all Arrived Infront of Where Temari, Kankuro, and Garra are Staying-
"Remind my again why we're being tied up to trees?" Neji asked, as the Author tightened the rope around Nejis right wrist. "Because, if Bob takes over you and Lee, you guys will be inlove, and yes, that sounds competely gross, but if you guys stay away from each other, you will be fine!" The Author explained. Neji frowned.
"NO WORRIES NEJI! I DONT WANT MY DREAMS TO COME TRUE EITHER!!!" Lee shouted from another tree far away where he was being tied to by Tenten. The Author pulled out some ducktape. Neji eyed the ducktape. "What are you gonna do with that?" he asked cautiously. The Author smiled. "We don't want you guys yelling 'I LOVE YOU' to each other either." the Author replied, putting a piece on Nejis mouth, earning him a glare from Neji.
The Author and Tenten began to walk back over to the others. The Author looked at tenten. "Who knows what he's gonna do to you...so we're gonna have to keep an eye on you. Same thing with Kiba." he said. Kiba barked, then growled. The Author blinked. "I sure wish I could translate that....but anyway, I will be over there by that big random rock fixing the laptop, because when that turns on and as soon as I open the file, it will be all over for Bob." he said. Everyone nodded.
the Author smiled. "This is the real plan though. Neji and Lee are all tied up so they wont bother any one, Tenten will be watched carefully, Kiba will be with Hinata, Shino, Kurenai, and Akamaru at all times and you guys will make sure Kankuro doesn't leave the house, Naruto and Kakashi will stop Sakura, Sasuke will fight with Orochimaru when he appears, and Asuma, Shikamaru, Ino, and Choji will hold off anyway who comes and trys to get me off the laptop. And once this is over, I will type what Kakashi really had in mind and it will happen. Okay? Everyone understand?"
"Yes!"
"Good! Then Get into places!"
And Everyone did just that, except Neji and Lee, they were where they needed to be. The Author Sat down next to the rock, and opened his laptop. He pushed the on button...nothing. "Damn." he mumbled.
Just then, Sakura came walking by, and when she saw them...lets just say she wasn't please...and Neither was Bob. Bob appeared out of no where, and pointed at everyone...
"YOU WILL NEVER STOP MY PLAN TO BECOME THE BEST AUTHOR EVER!!! ALL I NEED TO DO IS TAKE OUT THAT AUTHOR...Where is he anyway? AND WHERE IS HIS LAPTOP! I WILL NEED IT FOR I WILL BE VISITING OTHER AUTHORS TOO!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bob shouted. The author frowned. So thats why he's doing all of this...he wants to be the best by stealing everyone elses stories...how did this chapter end up like this? Ugh.... he thought. Not what I had in mind! Stupid Bob!
Bob frowned, then turned to Sakura. "Go get Kankuro...he's waiting for you in his room! I WILL TAKE CARE OF THEM!" Bob shouted, pulling out his touch screen laptop. The Author blinked. "Touch screen?" he mumbled. "He must look like a geeky dork, a rich geeky dork, in real life..." (No offence to anybody with the touch screen)
Sakura nodded, her eyes still blood red, and she began to walk towards to building. Naruto and Kakashi ran infront of her, blocking her way. Naruto glared at her. "Snap out of it Sakura!" he told her. She just glared harder at him. She began to run at them, her fist up, getting to give thim a nice, hard, hit. Kakashi dodged it, and grabbed her arm, and threw her at a near by tree. Naruto made thousands of clones of himself, and they all circled Sakura. Sakura got up, and smirked evily. She was under Bobs control...and Bob wanted to win...but who would be next to join her?
Bob opened his laptop, and began to type. The Author looked over, and was wondering what he was typing. He looked around, until his eyes stopped on Choji...whos eyes turned blood red...the same as Sakuras. He gasped. "Damn...he got Choji! He was suppose to hold people off, Now Shikamaru and Ino have to stop him themselves! Shit!" he mumbled. The Author turned to the screen of his laptop, sucked in a deep breatth, and pressed the power button...
...it turned on...
The Author almost broke down crying with happiness! "Yes! Yes! Ye-NOOOOOO! IT HAS TO LOAD?!?!? AND IT ONLY HAS ONE LOAD BAR WITH NINE MORE TO GO AND ITS REALLY SLOW!!! NOOOOOOOO!" The Author yelled alittle too loud. Choji looked over to where the Author was...and began to run at him.
Shikamaru and Ino panicked. They didn't want to hurt their teammate, weither he wasn't himself or not...but, did they really have a choice? Shikamaru did his Shadow Imitation jutsu and well...that bought them some time.
Just then, Kankuro walked out of the building...and his eyes were red too...oh noes...there were three red eyes meanies...not counting Kurenai, that is. Hinata, Kurenai, Shino, and Kiba turned and faced Kankuro. Kiba barked at him, and jumped out of Hinatas arms. Kankuro walked down the steps...then began to run...but, Kiba being the smart doggie, had an idea. He ran between Kankuros Legs, quickly turned, jumped, and bit a very...sensitive back spot...Kankuro grave out a loud cry and tried to shake Kiba off his butt. Hinata and Kurenai couldn't help but giggle at little Kibas plan...someone should have brought their camera and put this on the Internet for everyone to see. Hehe, nice move Kiba, no one could have done it better.
The Author smirked as Kankura began to run around in circles with Kiba...well, you know. The Author looked back down at the Computer, and frowned. "Damn...only four bars! Six more...I need to think of something..." he mumbled to himself. But, Bob had other things in mind. Bob smiled. "YOU WILL NEVER WIN! I JUST TOOK CONTROL OF SOMEONE ELSE!!!" he shouted...and sure enough, Kakashis one showing eye was now colored bright red. Kakashi turned to Naruto, and was about ready to hit him. Naruto panicked. How was he gonna fight off Sakura AND Kakashi? He needed help...
"So lets see, I have gotten Sakura, Kankuro, Choji, and Kakashi...hehe whos next!? I KNOW!!!" Bob shouted...but before he could type anything...he felt great pain in his...well, butt. "AHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL!?" he shouted, turned, and saw that the little puppy named Kiba was there with a very angry look in those puppy eyes. Bob glared at him, and tried to shake him off. "STUPID MUTT! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HERE THATS BEEN! OOOOOWWWWIIIIIEEEE!!!"
"GRRR!" Kiba growled.
"YOUR NEXT, PUP!"
"GRRRRR!"
Bob began to type stuff into his laptop...and poor Kibas eyes turned red...Stupid Bob. Bob began to laugh...and The Author almost had a heart attack! "No! Not Kiba! Why Kiba? He's too cool!" he said, anime rainfall tears going down his face. He sadly looked down at the screen, and saw that there were now eight bars...and the Author cried even more with happiness. "It's almost over for Bob!"
"TIKI TOYS!!!!" Naruto shouted...and sure enough, Bob had brought the tiki toys into this mess. The Tiki Toys began to chase tenten around. She threw weapons at them...but more kept appearing. And, of course, Neji noticed this.
"ENEN!" Neji shouted...and remember, he has duct tape on his mouth so you may not be able to understand. "OOOOO! ONT TOH ENEN!" (NOOOOO! DONT TOUCH TENTEN!)
Lee noticed that Neji was trying to shout because Tenten was getting attacked by the small, wooden, Tiki Toys. He blinked. "Iki Oys? Hi 'ould he ooo dat? Ut are Iki Oys!?!?" (Tiki Toys? Why would he do that? What are Tiki Toys!?!?)
Thats not the worse he could do...
Bob chuckled. "Now...lets bring in the big guy..." he mumbled to himself. Just then, one of the walls broke..and the kool aid guy appeared? "OHHH YEAH!" the Kool Aid guy(I dont own him) shouted. What is he gonna do? Spill kool aid on everyone?
"SPILL THE KOOL AID! SPILL IT!!!" Bob shouted. I guess so...and the Kool Aid guy did just that...and he poured it all on Ino. Ino began to twitch...she just got her hair done... She slowly turned and faced that huge, smirking drink pitcher, and grabbed some random bat out of the sky, and shattered the Kool Aid man. "OHHH NOOOOOOO!" he Kool Aid guy shouted, now a bunch of glass. Ino smirked, proud of herself. Sorry kids...but Mr. Kool Aid turned bad because of Bob, yes, blame Bob! Shikamaru looked over at Ino, and couldn't help but smiled, but soon frowned when Choji tried to roll over him.
The Author had his eyes glued onto the screen. "C'mon...only one bar left!"
Bob frowned. "I need one more person to join my side..hm, oh, I know! How about...TWO people join me..."
He wouldn't...
He would, Neji and Lees eyes turned red...uh oh..BOB HAS CONTROL OF THEM! We just wont show them...
The Author almost died. "He got Neji and Lee! CLOSE YOUR EYES KIDS! AND YOUR EARS!" The author said, but then cried out with happiness. "ITS DONE LOADING! YES!" The Author exclaimed, causing everyone to look at him. The Author looked around. "Uh-Oh..."
"GET HIM MY PEOPLE!" Bob shouted. Sakura, Kiba, Kankuro, Kakashi, and Choji turned away from the people they were fighting, and began to run over to the Author, except from Neji and Lee, they're tied to the tree, remember, and its a good thing, too. The Author frowned..."OH NO! GUYS! ITS ALL LOADED! KEEP THEM AWAY FROM ME!!!" he shouted. Everyone was didn't have red eyes, not counting Kurenai, nodded, and ran after the red eyed people. Bob frowned. "GET THE AUTHOR!"
"NARUTO! GET OVER HERE!" The Author shouted. Naruto hesitated, glanced at Sakura, who was about to stab Shikamaru, and ran past the group and over to the Author...
...and At that very moment, Orochimaru showed up...and he wasn't alone.
Orochimaru smirked. "GET THEM MY MINI SASUKES!" he shouted, and an army of angry looking mini chibi sasukes ran towards the group. Sasuke sweatdropped. "Man, he really is obsessed with me." he said, and he began kicking the little chibi sasukes that came flying at him.
The Author frowned. "Well look at that. Anyway, Naruto," he said, turning to Naruto. "Just by opening this file wont stop all of this...but you can!" Naruto looked at him confused. "How?" he asked. The Author smiled. "You have to kiss Sakura."
"W-w-what?"
"You must kiss Sakura in order for the power to be taken away from Bob."
"...I cant..."
"WHY THE HELL NOT!?"
"Because she doesn't love me."
"That shows how much you know."
"What?"
"She doesn't love Sasuke, and she may not know it, but deep down inside her heart, she love you! NOW GET OVER THERE AND KISS HER BEFORE KANKURO DOES AND WE'RE ALL SCREWED!!!"
"Okay, jeez, don't have to yell..."
Naruto turned and began to run back to the crowd, and he grabbed Sakura and pulled he away. Sakura glared at him, and threw a few punches at him. Naruto grabbed her arms, pulled her body to him, and placed his mouth against hers.
Silence.
Everyone turned, including the chibi Sasukes, and looked at Naruto and Sakura. Bob shouted, "MY EYES! NOOOOO! NARUSAKU! ITS HORRIBLE!" The Author smirked. "No...it's beautiful."
"Awwwwww!" everyone said. Sakura blinked a few times, and her eyes went from a glowing, blood red, to a pretty glowing gem green, so did everyone else, they all went back to normal, they didn't turn green, no getting confused.
Naruto pulled away, his face red and he took a few steps back. Sakura stood their shocked, but then she smiled, walked up to him, and said, "Thanks. But, I'm gonna have to think about that for a while." she pulled away from him, and smiled. He smiled back.
The Author rolled his eyes. "Yeah, thats cute and all, but I got the file up, so I have control of this story again! Ha! I WIN BOB!" he shouted, pointing at Bob. Bob frowned. "You a big meanie! C'mon Orochimaru! Lets go home!" Bob shouted, walking away as Orochimaru followed him. The Author blinked. "Okay, that was weird."
"You know," Sasuke said, picking up one of the chibi Sasukes. "I need a friend. I think I'm gonna keep one...or two...or ten...or a hundred...maybe a thousand..." All the cute, little, Chibi Sasukes smiled clapped their hands yelling, "YAY!" Everyone sweatdropped at this...Just picture what all the fan girls would do if they saw this...
The Author smirked. "Well...what are we still doing here? We should get back so we can finish Sakuras turn. Kakashi, what was Sakuras real dare?" he asked. Kakashi smiled. "Sakura, I dare you to go on a date with...NARUTO! NOT KANKURO!" Kakashi said.
"Yeah...Why an I even here?" Kankuro asked, feeling out of place. "Uhhhh...we'll explain later." The Author said. That was When Sakura got an idea. "I have an Idea. Kankuro, would you, Temari, and Garra like to join us?" she asked. The Author froze. More people ment more chapters that need to be written...MORE WORK! Not that he didn't like them or anything...it would just take longer, but then again, isn't that what we all want, the story to last longer if you all already dont hate him?
Kankuro shrugged. "I don't know where they are."
"OW! WHY IS THERE ALL THIS GLASS RIGHT HERE!" Temari's voice shouted from behind them. They all turned around to see Temari pointing at the glass, and Garra standing there. Kankuro smirked. "There you guys are!" he shouted, walking over to them. "We just got invited to play this stupid truth or dare game with a mix, are we in?" he asked. Temari and Garra looked at each other, and Temari shrugged. "Sure, theres nothing better to do." she said, and Garra just nodded. Kankuro turned around, and gave them a thumbs up. "We're in!"
"COOL!" Naruto shouted. The author smiled. "Now...should we actually continue the game, and I have my laptop with me, so we don't have to worry about Bob. So, I think Sakura and Naruto have a Date to get ready for." he said, causing Naruto and Sakura to blush. The Author Typed a few things into the laptop, and everyones cuts and scrapes were gone. They all smiled.
"EY! RNT U RETTING OMTING!" (HEY AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING!) they all heard from behind them. They all turned at see an angry looking Neji who was still tied to the tree and still had ducktape over him mouth. Lee was also tired up against the other tree too...poor guys...forgot all about them. hehe...
The Author smiled. "After we untie them, you two need to go on your date so we can continue." he said to Naruto and Sakura. They nodded, and they all went over to Neji and Lee...all but Hinata. Hinata stood there sadly, sad that Naruto was now gonna be with Sakura...she was wondering why she wasn't crying before when they kissed.
Then she heard a soft whine. She looked down curiously, and saw Kiba, yes, he's still a little brown puppy. "Arf! Arf! Arf!" she smiled, and picked Kiba up. Kiba gave her a puppy smile, and licked her face. She giggled. "Kiba! I'm only letting you get away with that because your a puppy!" she told him. Kiba licked her face again, and she giggled. And don't think that The Author didn't notice this...cuz he did. XD
-After Neji and Lee were untied and Naruto and Sakura went on their Date-
"Gosh...that was fun!" Naruto shouted. After Naruto and Sakura were done with their date, they all went back to Narutos broke house, and they all sat back down in a circle. The Author smiled. "Well, see y-"
"ARF ARF ARF! BARK BARK! GRRRR!"
"Huh? Oh yeah, your still a dog...I guess I have to change you back. I will later." and with that...the Author was gone. Kiba whined.
And that was when he was turned back into a human...almost...Everyone laughed. Kiba looked around. "What? I'm human, aren't I?" he asked. Temari laughed. "Not all the way, feel ontop of your head, and on your ass!"
Kiba frowned, he felt dog ears on top of his head, and a bushy dog tail on his butt...hehe i am good.
Kiba frowned. "HOW DARE HE! HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS!?"
For as long as I want.
Kiba frowned, and sat back down. They had already filled the others on what had happened already, so they were ready to play again. "Your turn to spin, Sakura." Sasuke said, a small chibi Sasuke on his shoulder (XD), and he handed Sakura the bottle. Sakura smiled. "This is going to be...a DoubleDare..." she said, and spun the bottle.
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...
Spin...Stop. It landed on...Shikamaru.
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Okay first of all, I am sorry if you didn't like the chapter. I truly am. I know its long, really long, but I got the whole idea from little ideas that were in my head, and if you didn't like them fine, if you did, great! NO FLAMES! PLEASE! I just have a feeling someone was annoyed with this...I hope it wasn't that bad. X( I tried really hard to make it good. Plus if your a NaruSaku fan, you enjoyed the kiss, hopefully. And if not, sorry. But, I dont own the kool aid man or the tiki toys or anything! I OWN NOTHING!...I dont even own Bob...hes this dude at work that doesn't like me and always yells at me...grrr. But anyway, if you liked it, review, if you didn't then I'm sorry. Its Shikamarus turn next and it's a double dare...so if you have any ideas, you can tell me, theres no such thing as a bad idea! See Ya next time!