AUTHORS NOTE: Seriously... Flaming in the guest box just shows how empty you are on the inside... Of your skull that is.


Weiss had been cleaned from the rather 'Sticky' strawberries and was about ready to lay it onto Ruby, but changed her attitude and wanted to get the reading done. She wasn't in the mood for any more games.

Faunus for Dummies

Blake twitched at that name. Not for the fact it was one of the books she came across on more than one occasion... But wondered why and who was reading it.

The book that Yang had 'borrowed' from the library while everyone else in the room was asleep. It was still late in the night, so she thought that she would do her own... research as she enjoyed the warm Dust-infused clothes that Naruto fixed up for her. She had wanted to see if she could find anything of use, so while he hair was glowing in the dark, she was reading her book underneath the covers in the hopes that she could find anything to help her out in the morning.

Weiss, Ruby, and Blake looked at Yang suspiciously. Yang in return looked off in another direction.

"Something you want to share Xiao Long?" Weiss asked with crossed arms.

"What are you bringing?" Yang asked.

"Whats with the book?"

"Uhhh... Maybe my other self is... Very intrigued by the wonders of other Faunus?" Yang said, but failing to properly deter her freinds away.

"You're a liar." Blake accused.

Weiss then read on.

She wasn't that tired at the moment... it was only... 5:14 AM... okay, she was a little tired.

'What is that bimbo planning with Naruto?' Weiss thought.

She HAD found some interesting facts about Faunus though. Faunus went into heat, much like the animals that they represented... only the first heat started at different times. There was even an average. She had gone through a list of types of Faunus heat cycles, hoping to find the one for Rabbit Faunus. There was an equation though, first you find out the time that the animal the Faunus was styled after would reach sexual maturity to the point that breeding was safe... and then you translated that sexual maturity into human years.

"What's heat?" Ruby asked while tilting her head to the side. Weiss's cheeks went aflame while Blake glared daggers at Yang.

"You... Whore!" Blake yelled.

"Excuse me?!" Yang shouted back.

"You are the lowest of the low! I can't believe I ever trusted you!" Blake shouted as she attempted to leave... But found herself being levitated in the air.

"You aren't allowed to leave. Weiss, keep reading." The voice said as Blake struggled to escape but was placed back onto the couch.

Cats, while sexually mature at 1 year old, were suggested to not breed until 2 years old... or the equivelent to 25 human years... so a Cat Faunus would begin regular 'Heat Cycles' when they reached 25 years old.

"Hmmm, interesting details Blake. So you and Sun don't have to worry about any little munchkins running around for 8 more years." Yang grinned as steam came out of Blake's ears.

"I'm not talking to you. What your doing now is a complete invasion of personal boundaries and breach of... Everything." Blake seethed.

Rabbits, on the other hand, reached sexual maturity and breeding maturity at 6 months old, where thier bodies could handle the strain of breeding... the equivelent to 16-17 in human years. That would mean that Naruto had either already gone through his first Heat, or he would be going through his first Heat cycle... very soon. Her book explained that for Rabbit Faunus, certain conditions were usually present that could delay or speed up the process. Stress was something that could slow down the process, and looking at Naruto, she could see that he most likely hadn't had his Heat yet.

"Can someone please tell me what heat is? If he's hot why doesn't he just get a glass of water or something?" Ruby questioned as Weiss restrained herself from blowing a fuse.

"Ruby... Naruto's going through... Something similar to what relates to 'Sexual tension.' Which means he needs... To relieve himself." Weiss explained calmly as she kept reading.

Faunus, while all have physical traits that relate to their animals, will more often than not have more subtle physical traits that are similar to their animals. Cat Faunus will usually have amber eyes tilted at the corners, while Rabbit Faunus had rounded eyes and cheeks.

Faunus will almost always have personality traits that relate to their animal counterparts, and will always carry a food preference relating to their animal relations.

Nearly all Faunus have excellent Night-Vision, while other senses like Smell, Taste, Hearing, and even Sight will be equal to that of their counterpart. Making many of them more sensative to sound and smells than a normal human.

"Isn't this just clarification from a few chapters ago?" Weiss questioned.

'Blah blah blah, useless stuff. Where do I get to the good part?' Yang thought as she skimmed over some of the boring stuff. She already knew that Naruto had much better senses than a normal human, and by far. She already had some of this basic knowledge about the Faunus race.

"And Iron filled in some of the gaps." Ruby confirmed.

Faunus and Humans have the ability to interbreed, despite popular, and radical belief, that would suggest otherwise. The body of a Faunus, while more animalistic in nature than a human, still possess reproductive systems that are very similar, nearly perfect matches, for human ones.

This stems from the fact, that while Faunus are related to animals, the only animals that Faunus are related to are mammals to current knowledge.

"Wow... That's a very... Long paragraph." Ruby said as Blake refused to look in Yang's direction.

'Okay, so need to get condoms... okay, here are some sexual traits. Kinky.' Yang thought as a grin grew on her face.

"WHAT! Yang why do you need those!" Ruby shouted as her face nearly turned purple.

Blake looked

"This is why! She's trying to sleep with Naruto!" Blake said accusingly to Yang who looked quite shy at the moment. She wouldn't deny she had some feelings for Naruto... But she herself wasn't ready to sleep with just anyone! She had moral standards.

"NO WAY! I'm not some loose skank and wouldn't do anything like that!" Yang shouted back as her eyes formed into small red dots.

'I'm never looking at you the same way again.' Weiss thought with a burning sensation in her face.

She KNEW that getting this book was a great idea.

-Rabbit Faunus-

Heat Cycles

For Rabbit Faunus, there are many things that must be avoided. A Rabbit Faunus is a very shy and timid being, so the beginning signs of any heat cycle can be misread at first glance. The first Heat Cycle is the most intense, and can not be mistaken. A first Heat is triggered during a stressful time, after reaching sexual maturity, and can usually be attributed to being surrounded by several members of the opposite sex.

Normally, the First Heat for a Rabbit Faunus is a family matter, and the Rabbit Faunus will be taken away from the public, with details being unclear.

Heat Cycles after the First Heat, are less intense, seeing as the Rabbit Faunus will have been taught how to control these urges.

"THAT IS FREAKING DISGUSTING!" Weiss yelled while reading over their article with widened eyes. While Weiss would never admit that her heritage did involve incest in some ways to sustain their unique semblance, that had been outdated almost 500 years ago. oday in age, that was beyond taboo.

"Who else will take care of it then?" Blake questioned with a raised eyebrow. She knew the basics of this and accepted it long ago without much care.

"Maybe themselves for one! Having a blood relative is just... J-Just beyond shameful!" Weiss yelled.

'Incest... wait, it just said it was taken care of, not that they had sex with each other. Maybe they just teach their family how to control themselves, and keep from getting pregnant or knocking some unlucky girl up.' Yang thought to herself with a furrowed brow. She wasn't sure how she felt about that one, if Naruto had his first Heat already, then he might have had sex with some of his family members... then again, if he hadn't... and he was pulled from school, she didn't know how long that it would last.

'I hope it's the alternative... I really do, because knowing me, I won't rest until I get what other me wants.' Yang thought with worry.

The First Heat is the most intense, but usually on average it will only last for a few days at most.

Be warned, Rabbit Faunus are among the more well endowed members of the Faunus Kingdom. They are slightly larger than humans, and will have much higher sperm counts for them men.

Team RWBY turned red at that statements.

A Rabbit, on average, will have a Sperm Count of over 2,000,000,000 on Average, with a Human male having a Sperm Count of 300,000,000.

A Rabbit Faunus, having the potency of a Rabbit, and size larger than a human, has been tested and proven to have a sperm count of over 12,000,000,000 during their first ejaculation if they have gone 3 days without ejaculation.

'SHIT!' Yang yelled loudly. She really hoped her other self played it safe otherwise she'd get pregnant.

Rabbit Faunus Heats are dangerous.

When a Rabbit Faunus is in heat, they release a hormone that can cause ovulation in females.

Ruby made a weird tick sound in the back of her throat before asking. "What does that mean? Ovulation?"

Weiss cleared her throat, ready to answer... Until-

"It's what gets girls pregnant... Or, the follow up after a guy..." Blake didn't honestly know who to teach 'sex' to a naive girl and not get chastised about it.

...

'Okay, lots of condoms... a lot of them... and birth control pills... but damn if this isn't awesome to read.' Yang thought with a grin on her face.

"YOU DISGUSTING PIG! YOU ARE AWFUL!" Weiss yelled at Yang who nearly fell off the couch.

"Yell at me one more time, and I'm going to shove a strawberry so far up your-

"We don't need anymore butt threats Yang..." Blake stopped Yang. She really didn't want to speak to Yang right now, but wanted to end this story as quickly as possible.

A Human having sex with a Rabbit Faunus during Heat is warned, chances for pregnancy when ejaculating inside of her, or having him ejaculate inside of you, is almost always promised to end up with pregnancy.

'Great.' Yang thought dryly while Weiss, Blakes' and Ruby's cheeks burned.

Hearing about Yang potentially getting pregnant again gave them a heavy case of deja vu.

Do not have sex with a Rabbit Faunus experiencing their first heat.

'She won't listen.' Weiss, Blake, and Ruby thought simultaneously.

A Rabbit Faunus is not in their right mind during this time, and will often not even remember the actions that had gone on during this time. Very similar to being drugged, having sex with a Rabbit Faunus in heat is tantamount to rape.

Blake didn't show any visible reaction... But Weiss, Ruby, and Yang sure did.

Yang's face grew one of fear. Extreme fear.

Ruby covered her mouth while her eyes were at their largest now...

And Weiss was trying her hardest not to raise her fist in victory.

Now Yang would never have sex with Naruto!

"I really hope other me does not... Oh jeeze this is bad." Yang said.

"Told you so." Blake replied.

"RAPE WASN'T MENTIONED NOW WAS IT?!" Yang yelled back.

It is only accepted if you have the permission of the Rabbit Faunus before they go into heat, seeing as they are sane enough to make the choice before the heat.

"Then I should ask him." Yang said without warning, before she slapped herself in the side of the head for saying it.

"YANG! This is serious! You could go to jail if you-"

"It was a joke! Honest!" Yang said with her hands raised.

"Rape is not a joke..." Blake said darkly with her eyes narrowed.

Yang's eyes widened when she read that line. She read it again, just to make sure that she wasn't reading it wrong. If she had sex with Naruto when he was in heat, if it was his first time... then she would be raping him. That was not only good to know, but it was horrifying, because she had planned to offer her help if she saw him going through the signs of heat.

"Like he would agree to sleep with you." Weiss commented.

"Or you flatty McFlatterson." Yang said back.

"Whatever you say saggy McSaggs." Weiss bit back more harshly.

"Oh, well you wanna go there! Now I can't tell if your chest is flat or if you're a boy with long hair!" Yang insulted Weiss as she gasped.

"Comes from a bimbo who shows it all off but has nothing to offer." Weiss said with more anger in her tone. Yang nealy burst into flames before she got right into Weiss's face and yelled.

"AT LEAST I HAVE THE NAUGHTY BITS TO SHOW OFF!"

"ALL SHOW BUT NO TELL! RIGHT!"

"SHUT UP! BOTH OF YOU!" Blake screamed at the two.

"Zzzzzzzzzz." The sound of a grunting snore was heard, letting Yang know that everyone was still asleep at the moment. She covered her mouth to keep from getting caught, if she was caught with this book then she might be treated as hostile.

'You've got that right.' Blake thought.

Okay, she could NOT bring up this topic to Naruto, for one he didn't trust her, so there was no way that, at this point in time, that he would trust her with anything like a heat cycle.

'I wouldn't hurt you Naruto... I'd be more worried about what you would do to me though...' Yang thought. After watching his battles and speed, she honestly doubted her semblance would protect her from his wrath.

She already knew that Naruto was 17 years old, so she could hope that he had already gone into heat before now.

She read further to check for signs.

-Signs of Heat-

While many signs can be considered 'normal' behavior due to the shy, timid nature of Rabbit Faunus, there are some signs that are more physical in nature.

Heat is not a random thing, while will usually happen on it's own, normally their is a stimilus that will act deciding factor.

Rabbit Faunus will usually go into heat after prolonged exposure to the opposite sex.

Usually, between 24 and 48 hours of contact the Rabbit Faunus will begin to show the signs of Heat.

"Uh-oh." All of team RWBY said together.

"... When did we first come in contact with Naruto... I know it wasn't two days ago..." Yang whispered to herself, before her blanket was pulled off of her by Ruby, who was sending her an annoyed glare. She looked like she had just woken up, and Yang's hair stopped glowing now that she was caught. She sat on top of the book in her hands, keeping it from being seen.

'Busted.' Ruby thought.

"Keep it down, I'm trying to... well, I guess now is a good time to wake up anyway. I'm taking a shower." Ruby told her sister as she yawned and walked towards the bathroom. Yang blushed for a moment, before she began reading her book again.

"... What are you reading?" A voice from next to her asked with an annoyed tone, and she yelped when she saw that Blake was rubbing her eyes in annoyance.

"Does personal space not apply to any of you?" Yang asked loudly.

"Does payback sound familiar?" Blake asked.

"Blake... nothing, pffft, me, reading... I don't do nerd stuff like that." Yang said as she averted her eyes away from the suspicious black haired girl.

"Reading is nerdy huh?" Blake crossed her arms as Yang looked away.

"Stuff just slips out you know... Trying to stay innocent." Yang replied.

"Faunus for Dummies... you know, I have been friends with some Faunus. You could have just asked me for help." Blake said as she looked at Yang with amber eyes... and Yang stared into Blake's eyes for a moment.

"Or you could have been more cleaner with us and said you were a faunus. I mean what was your plan Blake, pretend to be human for the next 4 years?" Yang questioned.

Blake didn't look at her.

Why did the shape of her eyes and color remind her of a cat?

'Probably because she is one.' Yang thought while looking back at the side of her eye.

Oh well, she would think about it later.

"Really... I read about this term called heat. Did you have any Faunus friends who went into heat?" Yang asked with a face of interest. She really wanted to know, and Blake's eyebrows shot up in surprise.

'She really has no subtlety when it comes to business like this does she?"

"Heat? Most Faunus don't go into heat until their early 20s. Why would... oh, Naruto. You want to know if Naruto is going to go into heat? Is that it?" Blake asked as her eyebrows lowered. It was a rather personal question, for any Faunus to answer actually.

"I don't think-" Yang began.

"Save it Yang, the innocence you think you have has long since sailed." Weiss said firmly.

It was also a shameless question, and if Yang asked ANYONE else or even Naruto, then she would be shunned for it.

"I'm not shunned am I Blake? Blake?" Yang asked as Blake only continued to ignore her.

Blake was actually shunning Yang!

You do NOT ask a Faunus about their heat cycles, it was just a very personal question.

"Well how was I supposed to know!?" Yang asked loudly.

"I mean, Naruto is 17... and he hangs around Iron... I don't think he really comes in contact with girls... so is it possible that... you know. I don't want to rape him or anything, this books says that if anything happens it is like rape... I just want to do right by him." Yang said with a sheepish/shy look in her eyes. She wanted to know everything so that she could avoid making herself into an enemy for Naruto.

'Too late for that.' Weiss thought.

"Rape..." Blake wondered out loud as she looked at the book, and saw where Yang had gotten that little tidbit. "Oh... I guess you aren't as bad as I thought you were." Blake admitted to the blond.

"Well tough luck kitty, this bombshell's got a hell of a lot more badassery up her sleave." Yang said to the other Blake

"You thought I was bad?" Yang asked with a raised eyebrow.

'How can she think that?" Blake thought

"Correction, I thought you were an ignorant fangirl. You were acting lustful, but you seem to genuinely care. You are still ignorant, but you aren't a fangirl... I guess you really did fall in love at first sight... I'll help you out a little." Blake explained in deeper detail.

"Blake knows Yang's in love with Naruto. Yang really is in love." Ruby anounced. Yang looked at Ruby with a glowing blush and wanted to smack her.

"So... is Naruto... 'in heat' right now? How do you tell?" Yang asked in a whisper as she glanced at a sleeping Naruto.

"The back of his neck, and his face are both a little flushed... so Yes, he is starting a heat." Blake said as she looked at the small amount of sweat on Naruto's body. She could also smell his own pheromones, and her own were reacting... but thankfully she was unable to go into heat for another 7 to 8 years, so she was still without a doubt sane.

'He's starting! Oh no...' Blake thought with a frown.

"He... He needs to leave right now! I'm in danger with that scoundrel!" Weiss said.

"Huh?" Yang dumbed at Weiss accusation.

"Naruto is going into heat and when that happens, he'll be after any female in the vicinity." Weiss said to Yang.

"What makes you think he'll go for you first?" Yang questioned with a raised eyebrow. "In fact, you'll be liable for rape if he has sex with you."

Weiss turned a shade lighter at that thought. Her? Accountable for rape!? The Schnee name would be tarnished forever and her name would be slandered for centuries to come. Not to mention her family would more than likely disown her for something so scandalous and deceitful... But with a faunus though?

She'd die.

"Take Yang, Blake! Hell, take Ruby even!" Weiss shouted at the TV. She wouldn't be convicted of Rape! Anything but that! Adultery sounded much better than this.

"WHAT!" Ruby shouted at Weiss with her arms crossed. "I'm not doing that stuff with a boy!"

"So... is this his first... or second?" Yang asked in a dead serious tone, and Blake picked up Naruto's scroll and went through his contact list.

Alice Scarlatina (Mother)

"Nice Blake, how're you gonna start? 'Oh hello Miss Scarlatina. Just wanted to say I love your son, oh, by the way, he's a few hours in his heat and is in a room full of girls.'" Yang said.

"This is something important. If this is his first, she will panic, if this is his second, she will trust him to take care of it herself. This might be an invasion of privacy, but he might not be sane when he wakes up." Blake said, though she lacked any sense of urgency in her voice. This was NOT a very big deal, yes, it could become one if taken care of wrong, but Naruto had a sister at the school. He had family right at the school, so this wasn't as big of a deal as Yang was trying to make it out as.

It was actually pretty simple.

In a few days, everything would be taken care of, either way the cookie crumbled, she would just have to inform the teachers that Naruto might have to take a few days off of school to get his business in order.

Yang pressed the call button.

"It's ringing... it's ringing... it's ringing..." Yang repeated lowly as she waited for somebody to pick up the scroll.

"Na-naruto? Do you realize how early it is?" Alice Scarlatina's voice answered on the other end of the scroll, and Yang froze when she realized that she didn't know what to say.

'Mother's.' Yang thought happily at hearing the voice of Naruto's new mom.

Blake rolled her eyes and took the scroll.

"Hello, I am Blake Belladonna. I bought ribbons from your store, and I am Naruto's teammate." Blake said as she started to walk OUT of the room, and closed the door behind her, before Alice could respond.

"Why'd you do that?" Ruby asked Blake who 'shushed' her in response.

"Oh, the cat faunus girl. Is Naruto okay?" Alice asked sweetly.

"How'd she find... Nevermind." Weiss said, remembering at how she was found out.

"Yes, he is okay... I know this is going to sound personal, but a human teammate of Naruto's had some questions, and I figured they would be better coming from me. Naruto is going into heat, is this his first time, or second?" Blake asked in her usual serious tone.

"... Heat? Naruto is going into heat, are you sure?" Alice asked with worry in her tone.

Team RWBY, minus Blake, were feeling VERY uncomfortable at this segment.

"Yes, and now that I think about it, he has been showing a few signs of it last night as well. He was being very kind to two of his teammates, infusing Dust into their clothes for them. Is this a serious matter, or can Naruto control himself?" Blake asked the mother of her teammate carefully.

"What's wrong with showing kindness?" Ruby questioned.

"He'll probably want something in return." Weiss growled.

"Like... A 'Thank you'?" Ruby asked.

"No... More like your innocence." Weiss said to Ruby who clutched her knees in fear.

"This is serious, this is his first heat. Naruto has always been a shy thing, so he has never been around a girl long enough to go into heat. I'm sorry, I have to hang up now. I'll call his sister, and she should be there in a minute to help out." Alice said, and before Blake could say anything else she was hung up on. Blake went back into the room, before she placed the scroll where she got it.

"Mommy Blake being so kind in taking care of Naruto." Yang teased Blake in a higher toned voice.

"Better than what you were offering." Blake snarled.

"... So?" Yang asked hopefully.

"Well, YOU should shower and wash the stench off yourself. Your smell will no doubt make Naruto very affectionate... this is his first." Blake said with a nod of her head. Yang paled before she rushed into the bathroom.

"Getting ravaged by a stud muffin's not such a bad thought... Buuuut getting my ass creamed in jail's another story." Yang said making Ruby gag.

"Yang!?" Ruby shouted in surprise when she was thrown OUT of the bathroom butt naked. Yang threw her a towel and her clothes, before she closed the door behind her. Ruby covered herself up, before she looked at Blake. "What is up with her?" Ruby asked with an annoyed tone.

"YOU THREW ME OUT NAKED!" Ruby shouted to her sister with the same red glow returning to her face.

"She stinks." Blake answered back honestly as she sat back on her bed without a worry.

'Same to you tuna breath.' Yang thought.

This really was NOT the serious issue that Yang was making it out to be.

It was Heat, it happened very few months for Naruto since he was a Rabbit Faunus... well it was going to happen every few months for him from now one. It was no big deal, it was like getting a hair cut, it was something that happened on a regular basis. Not even Faunus made a big deal about it, after the first one that is where they couldn't control themselves so well.

'So I have a few months until his next one. Perfect.' Yang thought with triumph.

"Well... what?" Ruby asked as Naruto groaned in his sleep and curled in on himself. Weiss yawned and started to wake herself up, before she stretched out.

"Morning... and she is in the bathroom. Why are you naked?" Weiss asked Ruby with a deep frown on her face. She asked, because she was staring RIGHT at Ruby's ass at the moment.

"STOP LOOKING!" Ruby shouted as she covered Weiss's face with... The bowl of buttery popcorn.

"WHAT THE HE(cough)HELL IS A MATTER WITH YOU!" Weiss shouted as she throw the bowl of popcorn at the TV... Which proceeded to Ricochet from the TV screen and smack Blake right in the face.

"You..." Blake seethed before throwing the bowl over her head.

"You into my sister Weiss?" Yang asked with crossed arms and legs, and a not to happy look to her face.

"Don't be an imbecile! It's just that I wasn't expecting my team leader to be butt-naked in front of me!" Weiss said as she tried to get the butter off of her face.

Ruby yelped and started to dry herself off with her towel, and she did NOT take her eyes off Naruto. She wanted to get dried and dressed before he woke up.

"Naked in front of boy's Ruby, how shameful." Yang teased her sister.

"You're the one who threw me out!"

"Only because I didn't want to fluster our teammate!" Yang argued back.

"Will you both please keep your voice down!" Weiss said to the sisters.

Last night was an accident, and today was Yang's fault.

"Big time." Ruby said.

She did NOT want to be seen naked.

'Ditto.' Yang thought.

"Yang threw me out of the bathroom. She really stinks apparently." Ruby repeated what she was told.

"Inside and out." Blake thought.

"I could have told you that." Weiss said with a smirk on her face. There was a knock on the door, and Ruby barely finished getting dressed by the time Blake went and opened up the door.

It was Naruto's sister.

"Hello, I'm here for Naruto." Velvet told them, and she was a very pretty girl. She was about 5 inches shorter than Naruto was, with a very pale shade of skin, and dark brown hair and eyes. She was currently in her pajamas, very similar to Naruto's own, and she had the same rabbit ears on top of her head. She had a sleek body-type, and was well proportioned, though a bit thin. She had amazing thighs, that much was for sure, and a well toned butt. She had the same face shape and eye shape as Naruto, showing some family resemblence, even if the hair and eye color messed with it.

"It is her... The bunny girl." Ruby said. She met Velvet. Albeit it was for a few minutes before their BIG mission in mountain glenn. .

Behind her was a TALL, silent man, standing at 7'0" tall with tan skin and his eyes were black with his black hair extremely short to his head. He was gearing a lot of green, and Blake almost smiled for a moment. Naruto AND his sister BOTH had really intimidating, muscle-men as good friends to help them out, both with black hair and with a green color scheme. Both this man and Iron had large bushy eyebrows... maybe they were related somehow.

Naruto woke up when he heard her voice.

"Velvet? What are you doing here?" Naruto asked as he rubbed his eyes, and Velvet sighed in relief for a moment. She walked into the room, before she grabbed his hand and started to pull him along with her.

'Oh no... Please tell me she's not going to help relieve him.' Weiss thought with steam coming out of her ears, and a popcorn kernel snapping from her hair.

"You're going into Heat, lets go." Velvet said, and Naruto was visibly out of it.

'OH GOD SHE'S GOING TO DO IT!' They all thought with worry.

"Kay." Naruto said simply, not fully understanding what was going on at the moment. He was way out of it at the moment. Naruto waved to his teammates in a lazy, kind of dull, fashion as he was walked out of the room. The door was closed behind them, and Ruby looked shocked, along with Weiss, at how somebody just came in, took thier teammate, and left.

"What... just happened?" Ruby asked as she looked between Blake and the door.

"A day we shall not soon forget." Yang said with wide eyes.

"Long story short, I need to go into Vale and get Naruto a present. Today is a big day for him." Blake told them, laid back despite the fact that Naruto was taken away.

"Big day. Is it his birthday or something?" Weiss asked, and Blake looked up for a moment.

"More like the day bunny boy becomes a man." Yang said with a grin.

"Can you please shut up?" Weiss asked.

"Naruto is experiencing his first Heat Cycle, don't worry, in a few days he will be perfectly fine, and more than likely he will know how to deal with this himself." Blake told them, while Weiss blushed when she realized what heat meant.

'Yeah... I'll lend a HAND!' Yang laughed at herself.

"Wait, then why doesn't he just take his shirt off if he is hot?" Ruby asked, not understanding what the big deal was.

"You'd like that wouldn't you?" Yang asked Ruby.

"No... I just thought that'd be the best." Ruby defended herself.

"Ask Naruto when he gets back." Blake stated without a care, while Yang walked out of the shower, with Weiss walking into it.

The door pretty much BURST open moments later when Iron barged into the room.

"Naruto! Don't worry, I got you buddy! Miss Scarlatina called me and explained everything! First, I'll get you a hot towel and then we can find you some... oh... he isn't here. Don't worry my youthful friend, I will be right by your side through this trying ti-" Iron started, before Blake groaned loud enough for him to hear her and stop.

"And he show's up. Perfect timing." Weiss groaned.

"Stop making a big deal out of this, geeze you people don't get it. Naruto is fine, he is going to be just fine. This is NORMAL. How many times do I have to explain, in a few days he will be back to normal?!" Blake said in frustration.

"I still don't know what is happening to him, somebody explain it to me!" Ruby shouted out in more frustration. She had the right to know what was going on with her teammate.

"If only..." Blake said.

"Naruto is in heat." Yang told Ruby, and she grabbed fistfuls of her hair and almost screamed.

"I don't know what that means, if he is so hot, why doesn't he just take his shirt off and cool down!" Ruby nearly screamed in anger. She did NOT get why everyone was calling him being hot, something called heat.

"He will be taking something off soon." Weiss said.

"Ruby, remember when Zwei got reeaaally friendly with other dogs and Dad had him neutered? Well, Naruto is like Zwei right now." Yang tried to explain in the most simple terms that she could.

"You just made it sound like Naruto is about to be neutered." Blake commented to Yang, who palmed her forehead.

"Naruto is going to be neutered!?" Iron and Ruby shouted out in horror, and Iron paled and covered his own crotch and whimpered in sympathy.

"Are you a mind reader?" Weiss asked.

"No, I just read the line before you did. I'm a quick reader." Blake said.

'Idiots.' Blake thought to herself.

'Times 2.' Weiss thought.

"No! What is wrong with you two? Of course he isn't going to be... okay, my bad, I should have explained it different. Right now, Naruto wants to be very... intimate and friendly with people. He won't be thinking straight, and he might do stuff that is very bad for him." Yang tried to reason with them, before she looked at Iron with a look of disbelief. "YOU should know this, aren't you his best friend?" Yang asked with a raised eyebrow.

"People are thinking they're more than just friends." Weiss said.

"You would think." Yang replied.

"Yes, but even we have stuff we don't talk about. Heat is a very personal subject, and Naruto ignores me for days if I so much as bring it up." Iron admitted to having no prior knowledge in this one case.

"Told you so." Blake gloated from her bed. She knew that, despite it not being a big deal, that you do not ask a Faunus about their heat cycles.

Blake looked back at Yang with a triumphant smile.

Hey, when are you going into Heat was just like asking, Hey, when can I fuck you. It was very rude, and not something that would build a good relationship on.

"That was nasty." Ruby said.

"Oh..." Ruby said as she turned a little red, even more so when she realized the implications of what was going on.

...

'Oh is right... it is most likely you and your sister's fault he went into heat.' Blake thought, but she didn't say it out loud.

"Should have." Blake said aloud.

She did wonder something though.

How did rabbit Faunus take care of their Heat Cycles?

"Oh this'll be good!" Yang yelled.

"Only you would Yang... Oh goodness I can't watch." Weiss said.

"I'll never... Kinda want to but not really." Ruby affirmed.

"So you do but don't?" Blake asked her leader.

"Yeah... Maybe nothing'll happen next chapter... Right?" She questioned.

"Well... Only one way to find out." Blake said as the book was passed on.