Envy watched his son pride and Ed as they sat on the floor of the living room floor coloring. Edward's tounge was stuck out of his mouth as he colored in intense consintration. His left ear stood errect while his other laid to the side. Pride proudly held his own finnished work of art up to Edward. It was a detailed picuture of Pride standing above a wimpy bloody looking version of Sho Tucker. "See look Its a picture of me vanquishing your foe for your honnor." He bregged. Edward glanced up and eyed the picture with distaste and hissed barring his fangs at the picture. "Bad man." Edward hissed.
"Yea he is but dont worry my Dad says he is due to have his balls shot off any day now." Pride assured. Edward looked at him distrustfully but relaxed slightly and went back to his own drawing. "Pshh my drawing is better." Edward said dully.
"Can i see Ed?" Pride asked curiously. Edward nodded and held up a sloopy picture of a blonde haired girl with blue eyes and hearts all arround her as she gazed dreamiy to the side at a sloppy version of what coudl only be Ed grinned triumphantly with his hands at his sides. "This is Winry admireing me in all my glory." Edward proclaimed vainly. Pride felt sweat droplets falling down his face as he looked at Winry's picture closer. "Wow um her boobs are pretty big..." Pride faltered. Edward shook his head. "No no they are like that. Trust me whenever she hugs me my face gets stuck in between. They are perferct." Edward said dreamily.
"You are the 15 year old Ed aren't you..." Pride said uneasily. Edward looked a him funny. "No i am four." Edward said serriously. "I have always loved big boobs." Edward shrugged and went back to putting more hearts arround Winry's body. "She is so pretty." Edward sighed blissfully.
"You are one weird pipsqueak." Pride stated. Edward's eyes flashed at him. "If it wasn't for my broncitis acting up today i would be bashing your head in a wall right about now." Edward warned.
"A hot tempered pipsqueak." Pride added.
"That's it." Edward snarled. "I Edward Elric Mustang shall use my all powerful alchemy to defeat you!" Edward shouted dramticly. Envy raised his eyes at Edwards outburst but said nothing Even as Edward pounced on his son like a lion trying to kill his prey.
Pride only laughed as Edward clapped his hands and nearly caused Pride to be entrapped in the floor boards. Edward nearly hit himself and his foolish miss but continued to try and catch the other boy who all the while side stepped each attempt. "Damnit hold still so i can get you!" Edward hissed.
"Edward please don't destroy my furniture." Envy pleaded off handedly not really beliving that he would listen. WHich of course he didn't. Envy could only wince as his favourite lamp was crushed aginst the wall just baely glazing his son. tell me again why i agreed to watch Ed for Alphonse today? Envy thought.
A few miles away in a jail cell Sho Tucker sat planning his escape. there was no way he was going to allow these morons to kill him just yet. "I simply must get my little chimera back." Sho said as looked out the window with a calculting look.