Night had fallen on the Hidden Leaf Village, and the nudist colony in the central Tower of the 44th training ground had turned in for the night; Anko was slumped against a wall in an unladylike position, surrounded by sake bottles and snoring loudly, Onnasuki and Nikia were embracing lovingly, with Hanabi using Nikia's butt for a pillow, the mumbles in her sleep stuck between shame for 'her lewd behavior' and love for the tiger-like woman she slept next to, while Nikia murmured words of praise and encouragement to her little sis. Tenten was sleeping peacefully and calmly, her hair usually tied up in neat panda ear-like buns let down, Naruko just fallen asleep, squeezing Tenten's magic breasts.
However, there were three who weren't snoozing in their beds, but outside in a nearby clearing, gazing up at the stars. Hokuto, a selfless young girl with brown hair, blue eyes, and a healthy body, smiled as she closed her eyes and said a prayed in her mind for happiness and peace.
Sumaru, an ambitious boy with long black hair and amber eyes, softly hummed a soothing tune as he stared at a particular star, wishing his departed parents well and for them to watch over him.
Mizura, a somewhat sickly boy who leaned on a wooden walking stick, with short, dull gray hair and brown eyes, had nothing in his mind but questions. Questions about his life, and if he would always remain so weak and sickly. He found it cruel and ironic that while the 'star training' was meant to empower him, it only made him sickly and weak. Every man, woman, and child in the Star Village suffered from the constant exposure to the meteor treasured by the village, but Mizura was one of the ones affected the worst, and the effects still lasted, even after being treated by the incredible Konoha medical corps.
Something rustled in the woods just beyond, and the three star village children were snapped out of their thoughts and looked to the direction of the noise. Slowly, they crept closer to the sound, Hokuto and Sumaru in front. Then, they heard a small sound of running water and a relieved sigh. Hanabi Hyuuga emerged from behind the bushes, looking relieved as she stepped back into the tower.
"She does remember that there are about three bathrooms inside, right?" said Sumaru, a little confused by the young girl's behavior.
"She's sleepwalking." Hokuto whispered. And sure enough, Hanabi swayed a little and almost knocked into a tree, then when she avoided collision, she muttered,
"Thanks, big sis. That could have hurt." And scratched her backside in an unlady-like manner.
"See? I wouldn't imagine Hanabi doing any of that when she's awake." said Hokuto, Hanabi now bumping into the tower door, before pushing it open and disappearing from sight. All of a sudden, Mizura started violently coughing and clutched at his heart as a burning pain struck his chest. "Mizura? Are you okay!" Hokuto gasped, alarmed. Angry violet markings like fire appeared across his bare body and he dropped his walking stick, falling to his knees. "We have to get him to a hospital, quick!" Sumaru agreed and lifted Mizura in his arms, Hokuto taking his walking stick.
"Ms. Anko! Ms. Anko!" Hokuto shouted, shaking the snoring jounin violently, Sumaru blushing as her huge tits bounced and swayed by Hokuto's shaking.
"Alright! I'm up, whatd'ya want!" Anko growled irritably.
"Mizura's hurt! We have to get him to a doctor!" said Hokuto urgently.
"You still gay, kid? Cause I can fix you right up if you're not." Anko smirked. Mizura nodded. "You're no fun." Anko sighed. "Is it that star thingy acting up again?"
"Yes, but it's worse than ever before." said Sumaru, who, being friends with Mizura for a long time, never saw him this bad before.
"Go get Hanabi. She should be able to get to the bottom of this." said Anko, much more serious this time. Hokuto nodded, snapped Hanabi out of her sleepwalking trance and brought her back to check Mizura. She activated her Byakugan and looked around inside Mizura. She gasped as she saw the flame-like markings burn throughout his body, his heart acting erratically.
"He needs medical attention immediately!" She cried, frightened.
"Get me Naruko now." Anko instructed.
"Why her?" Hanabi asked.
"I think she needs a looking at by a professional almost as much as Mizura." said Anko. "Just go get her." Hanabi came back with not only Naruko, but Tenten, Onnasuki, and Nikia as well.
"We couldn't let Naruko go alone." Tenten shrugged.
"My little kit couldn't go without her mama." said Onnasuki, giving a foxy smile, playfully hugging Naruko from behind, feeling her perfect breasts, to which Naruko giggled childishly.
"Alright." Anko sighed. "Just grab some spare clothes and follow me." Everyone put on a set of dark blue clothes stowed for emergencies, though it took Onnasuki and Nikia sometime to get Naruko into hers. She seemed to really hate being clothed. They followed Anko along one of her secret passages, which came out into the Village itself, nearby the Leaf Hospital.
"Not here, Naruko." Nikia whispered to the child-like girl, who was trying to pull her clothes off once in the waiting room.
"But it feels weird and uncomfy wearing clothes." Naruko pouted.
"Don't worry, you'll get out of them soon enough." Onnasuki whispered. A while later, Mizura's name was called, and he was escorted to another room, Naruko's name called by Tsunade moments later.
"So, what seems to be the problem with Naru... ko?" she asked, once in the examination room.
"Well, he, uh, she's now a... she." Onnasuki stumbled over her words.
"I've noticed." said Tsunade dully as Naruko pulled off her clothes, obviously enjoying getting naked again.
"Um, it's kinda because of this gender bender jutsu I've been working on." Onnasuki explained, feeling awkward. "I've been using it on Naruto for a while now, but recently, it's started to mess up on me, and he only turns into a girl by night and... well, she's kinda..."
"A little kid trapped in a healthy young woman's body." Tenten helped her.
"So I see..." said Tsunade, raising an eyebrow as Naruko stretched out quite unlady like on the table, letting her entire body feel the cool, sterol air of the hospital. "So is that why she seems to love being naked so much?" Tenten nodded.
"And we want to know if there's anything wrong with her." Nikia finished. "We're worried that their dual personas might inflict some sort of harm on one another... or something."
"I don't know." said Tsunade thoughtfully. "I'm going to have to do some tests. Would you please leave until I'm finished?" Onnasuki, Nikia, and Tenten all agreed and left the room. "Alright now. Naruko, I want you to lay flat on your back for me, please." She said. Naruko obliged and Tsunade felt her smooth, young body, making Naruko give a slight gasp and jump.
"Your hands are so cold!" She squealed.
"Sorry." said Tsunade, moving right along with her examinations. She proceeded to squeeze on Naruko's breasts, which made her giggle as she observed their finer detail. "Alright, now open your mouth nice and wide." She instructed. Naruko obeyed, and Tsunade pressed her tongue down with a popsicle stick, examining the inside of her mouth with a small flashlight. "Okay, now spread your legs for me. This'll be over soon." She said. Naruko actually feeling a little nervous as she opened her legs as instructed, but even more so as Tsunade took out some sort of silver tool that looked like a clamp.
"Now hold still, please." said Tsunade, inserting the clamp into Naruko's vagina, making her gasp at the sudden, cold intrusion. Tsunade then opened the device, spreading her girlhood wide open.
"Interesting..." She said, examining her pink pussy. "I didn't expect something like this from a gender bender jutsu. All of your female parts are real and functioning." She got a very confused look from Naruko. "It means that you can actually have babies and produce milk." She summarized. Naruko still looked confused. "Go ask one of the girls some time. Okay, now I'm going to have to put you under sedative, so hold still for a moment." She injected a sedative into Naruko's arm, making her yelp. Frightened, she asked what it was, but slowly drifted off into a sound sleep. "Don't worry, it'll all be over soon." Tsunade grinned at the childish girl.
While Naruko slept under the influence of the sedative, in another room, Mizura was just waking up from a catnap as the doctor came in to check on his 'star poisoning.'
"How does it look?" Mizura asked as he sat up on the bed.
"Have you experienced episodes such as these before?" The doctor asked.
"Not this intense, no." Mizura answered. "Normally every night, it's just a little bit of pain and coughing, nothing this serious."
"That seems normal." said the doctor. "There are a few others in here who suffer some of those symptoms."
"Is there anything I can do to make it stop?" Mizura asked. "Or at least ease the pain or... or something?"
"Just don't do any activities that are too much of a strain on your body, keep chakra usage to a bare minimum, and you should be back on your feet within around a month." said the doctor. "At least, I believe so. This star poisoning is unheard of, so I can't be absolutely sure of how long it will take for you to return to normal."
"I understand." said Mizura, relieved that he wasn't in any serious danger.
"In that case, you're free to leave whenever you feel ready." said the doctor, leaving Mizura's walking stick next to his bed and leaving. Mizura decided to wait for the others to meet up with him, so he relaxed in the hospital bed, though not as drowsy as he was before.
"You're from the star village, aren't you?" said a small voice across the room. Mizura sat up carefully and turned to see a small girl with purple hair in the bed across from him. At least he thought it was a girl at first. "What's it like there?"
"It's been pretty harsh lately." Mizura answered, trying to make out of the kid was a girl or boy. "After the star that was treasured by the village was destroyed, nobody had any complaints, because of the danger the star training brought. But there's been debate recently about who the next Hoshikage will be, and, well... the debates have started to become rather violent. A lot of the genin have moved here because of that."
"Oh." said the child, sounding regrettful. "I'm sorry, I..."
"It's alright. I've actually found myself to be right at home in Konoha." Mizura reassured the kid. "So what's your name?"
"I'm Ranmaru. Pleased to meet you." the child, Mizura now understood to be a boy answered. "What's your name?
"Mizura. So why are you here?"
"I've always had poor health and a weak body, so I've regularly needed to visit a hospital." Ranmaru replied. "And I wanted to pay Naruto a little visit, so here I am."
"You know Naruto?" said Mizura.
"It sounds like everyone knows Naruto." Ranmaru replied, the two boys sharing a small laugh. A doctor opened the door and spoke to Ranmaru.
"You're free to go." He said, closing the door again.
"Say, um... could I come with you?" Ranmaru asked. "I'm here to visit Naruto, and you know him, so..."
"Sure, alright." Mizura smiled, taking his walking stick and standing up.
"Well, I've looked at Naruko at every possible angle," Tsunade was telling the others as Mizura and Ranmaru came out to join them. "And she seems perfectly fine, both mentally and physically. Just come to me and let me know if anything strange comes up."
"Thank you, Lady Hokage." said Onnasuki politely. "Say thank you, Naruko."
"Thank you grandma Tsunade." Naruko bowed politely.
"Practically a newborn and she STILL calls me that." Tsunade sighed amusedly.
"Can I take my clothes off now?" Naruko pouted as they left the hospital.
"Not yet." Anko chuckled, leading them back down the passage way, Onnasuki giving Naruko a piggy-back ride, Nikia doing the same for the very blushy Hanabi. "Just wait a little longer. "Hey, Mizura, who's the kid?" She added, seeing Ranmaru riding on Mizura's back.
"You know, Mizura, just because Nikia and I decided to start our own little all-girl family together, doesn't mean you should get jealous and start stealing little boys from hospitals." said Onnasuki.
"He's the same age as we are." Mizura defended. "And besides, he wanted to come with me to see Naruto."
"Little early, I think." Onnasuki thought.
"Oh, hey! Ranmaru. How've you been?" Tenten spoke up, now recognizing the feminine, purple-haired boy.
"Tenten, hi." Ranmaru smiled, waving at her. "Do you know where Naruto is?"
"Um, he won't be around for another few hours." said Tenten awkwardly. "I'll explain later." She added, seeing Ranmaru's confused expression. They came out of the tunnel, the tower close in sight.
"Okay, Naruko. Go ahead." Anko gave the go-ahead. Naruko cheered and threw her clothes off, jumping around in the dark forest, enjoying the feel of the fresh night air against her newly naked body. Everyone else took off their clothes as well. Being nudists for some time made them a bit too used to absolute nudity.
"Um, why is everyone getting... naked?" Ranmaru asked nervously.
"Uh, probably should have said this before, but..." Mizura said awkwardly as he pulled off his shirt. "Well, this is a nudist colony."
"A what?" Ranmaru blinked, very embarrassed.
"Is that a problem?" asked Anko, letting her sexy body free of its bindings.
"Well, no, but... um..." Ranmaru stuttered awkwardly. "I just well... feel a little uncomfortable being so... exposed."
"Relax, kiddo. No clothes, no worries. That's our motto." said Anko with enthusiasm.
"She's right. Just relax." Mizura encouraged, helping a very embarrassed Ranmaru out of his clothes. "It's actually really nice. Plus," He looked away as he finished, "You look good unclothed."
"Well, look at that, he is a boy." said Anko hungrily as she saw the young, androgynous boy uncovered. "And WHAT a boy!"
"I'm really having second thoughts about this." Ranmaru squealed, holding onto Mizura.
"You're gay too, aren't you?" Anko sighed. Ranmaru nodded, then raised an eyebrow.
"Too?" He repeated. "Who else...?"
"The star boy you're so buddy-buddy with." Anko answered. Ranmaru cast a look up at Mizura, blushing deeply, and embraced him in a far more than friendly manner, which Mizura returned, both boys smiling at one another.
"Damn it. Every male with a cock that big is either taken and too big a prude to let me play with them, or they're gay." Anko sighed.
"I think it's kinda cute." Tenten grinned at the two boys, who exchanged a kiss.
"Yeah. Mizura deserves someone like him." said Sumaru.
"I would have been happy to be there for him if he were straight." Hokuto agreed. "But yeah, they seem just right for each other." But she was disappointed inside, for reasons not having much to do with Mizura or Ranmaru. "There are only two straight boys in this colony, and they're both scared of girls for valid reasons. I wonder if I'll have to switch sides to..." She shook her head vigorously, pushing the thought from her mind.
"Something wrong, Hokuto?" Tenten asked.
"No, not… not at all." Hokuto lied, turning away embarrassed. Wanting to avoid any more awkward questioning from Tenten, she struck a conversation with Sumaru.
"So, who wants to sleep with me tonight?" Anko asked, wearing her trademark naughty fox grin. "I don't care if you're boy or girl, I'll be satisfied with anything you got down there."
"I do!" Onnasuki chimed, who was echoed by Naruko.
"Anyone else?" Anko asked openly, as though asking for volunteers for a street performance.
"Um, Sumaru? Could we sleep together tonight?" Hokuto asked in a low whisper to Sumaru, who seemed ready to take Anko up on her offer.
"Alright." He nodded.
"Come on, Kiki, I know you want to." Anko smirked at Nikia.
"Sorry." said Nikia apologetically. "I promised I'd accompany Hanabi tonight." Hanabi smiled that she remembered her.
"Well that's disappointing." Anko pouted. "Well, let's go girls." Onnasuki latched onto Anko's left boob and Naruko onto her right as they trotted up to Anko's room to turn in.
"Night everyone." Tenten yawned, letting her hair down again as she left for her own bed.
"Could you… come with me, Sumaru." Hokuto whispered, Sumaru agreeing and followed.
"Oh, hey, Tenten. I found something I thought you might like." Said Anko as Tenten was about to enter her room. "Be there in a minute, girls!" She called down the hall, as Onnasuki and Naruko pouted for her to come to bed. "Anyway, here." She handed Tenten a small, thin scroll, then grinned, said, "Night." And left for her room, where her lesbian bedmates awaited.
"Wonder what this is?" Tenten wondered as she sat in bed. She opened it and saw that it was a news notice.
The Chunin Selection Examinations will be taking place exactly two months from today. This year, the Exams will take place in the Village Hidden in the Leaves. A meeting of the leaders of the villages will take place one week prior to the Exams themselves. This year, the participating Villages are as follows:
The Village Hidden in the Leaves
The Village Hidden in the Mist
The Village Hidden in the Clouds
The Village Hidden in the Waterfall
The Village Hidden in the Grass
Tenten stopped reading the list of participating villages from here and recognized why Anko thought she'd take such interest in it.
"I'm going to get the chance to meet Kamui again!" She squealed happily, starry eyed. She went to bed with the scroll tucked into her cleavage.
"So, um, why'd you want to sleep out here?" Sumaru asked, as he and Hokuto settled down on the roof of the tower.
"I just thought it'd be nice." Hokuto smiled, though internally, she felt very nervous. "Um, so how do you like it here?"
"It's fun." Sumaru smiled. "There's never a dull moment around here. And it feels great to be free from all that going on in the Star Village right now. "
"Yeah. But do you ever feel kind of you know… lonely?" Hokuto asked.
"Not really. I mean, we're surrounded by fun characters and friends." said Sumaru.
"Well, no, that's not quite the kind of lonely I mean." said Hokuto, starting to redden and lose her sense of courage. "I mean, well, Mizura's not very lonely anymore, and um… never mind." She felt the inability to go any further. She sighed as she and her star genin friend lay under the stars in silence. "Hey, Sumaru?" Hokuto said, once she finally regained her courage, but Sumaru didn't answer. She turned over to see that he had fallen asleep.
"Oh well." She smiled as she watched him sleep. "Maybe next time." Her eyes fell on Sumaru's mouth, and her face reddened noticeably in the dark. She tried to resist the temptation, but after a moment, unable to take her eyes off him, she lightly and carefully kissed him on the mouth. She felt elated. It was her first ever kiss, and it was with Sumaru! She kissed him again, just as lightly, and felt as light-headed and pleasant as before. "Dare I try it again?" She thought. Giving into the urge she dove in for a firmer, longer kiss.
"This place is pretty big." Ranmaru marveled as he and Mizura walked around inside the tower, Mizura holding Ranmaru up with the hand that wasn't holding his walking stick.
"Yeah, it is. I've gotten lost around this place a few times when I first came here." Mizura smiled. He even remembered an awkward moment where he mistook a dungeon for a bedroom, sleeping on a very uncomfortable torture table. "You want me to show you around?"
"Sure!" Ranmaru smiled. Mizura showed his new boyfriend all around the tower, from the fighting arenas, to the locked-off jounin offices, to the where the bedrooms and bathrooms were located, and ending his tour with the underground bathhouse, where they soaked and relaxed for a long period of time, before turning in after Mizura got very dizzy from staying in too long.
"Are you comfortable with sharing a bed with me?" Mizura asked, settling under his blanket and setting his walking stick against his nightstand.
"Of course. I've actually become very used to sharing a bed." Said Ranmaru, getting under the covers with Mizura. He gave Mizura a little good-night kiss before going straight to sleep.
"He's pretty tired, huh?" Mizura thought, smiling as he watched Ranmaru soundly sleeping. "But who could blame him? He's had a night full of firsts." He returned his good-night kiss and went to sleep.
"Um, Nikia? Is it alright for a girl to love a woman?" Hanabi asked, huddled closely to the tall dark-skinned woman.
"I remember you asking me this before." Nikia replied. "And I told you that it was fine to be a homosexual."
"No, I mean, is it okay for a girl to love someone who's… older…?" Hanabi broke off, her face glowing bright red.
"Hm?" Nikia hummed curiously.
"Forget it." Hanabi squeaked uncomfortably. "Um…" She turned and looked at Nikia's breasts. "Can I… touch them?"
"of course." Nikia smiled. Hanabi brought shaking hands to the ample breasts, which were firm, yet soft to the touch, large, but full and round. Hanabi felt shame in the enjoyment she had in touching her play-sister's breasts, but enjoyment in their feel. "Do you think I'll ever have…?" Hanabi mumbled, indicating her chest area.
"If you're anything like your mother, of course you will." Nikia giggled. "I've met your mother, and she told me that she was the biggest in her year when she started puberty." She felt Hanabi's smooth chest. "I'm sure in just a few years, you'll be bursting in no time." Hanabi didn't know why this was such a comforting thought, but it still was.
"Thanks, Nikia." Hanabi blushed. She fell asleep before she could even say good night.
"Night." Nikia whispered, giving her an affectionate peck on the forehead.
"So soft and warm!" Naruko mewed, squished between Onnasuki's and Anko's boobs. "And they smell so nice!"
"Does my little kit enjoy her soft little pillow?" Onnasuki asked teasingly. Naruko cheered happily, wishing she could only nestle in her own boobs too.
"Onnasuki, why do you call her a kit?" Anko asked in a low whisper. "It seems a little too… mean. I mean, you do know that he, or she, contains the…"
"I know. It has nothing to do with that." Onnasuki replied. "Her personality and sexy little body were made by my jutsu, so it's like I've just had a baby, and she calls me 'foxy' all the time- and I don't think she knows what that actually means- so she's like my kit to me."
"That's just so cute." Anko smiled, giving Onnasuki a kiss.
"Hey, what are you guys whispering about?" Naruko asked.
"Nothing much." Said Onnasuki silkily, kissing Naruko sensually. "Wanna play a fun little game."
"Yay! That sounds fun!" said Naruko childishly.
"Oh, it is. Very fun." Onnasuki grinned, deepening her kiss and fiddling with Naruko's sex. Anko joined in, making Naruko moan with pleasure and giggled childishly. "I've had some pretty happy sex before, but nothing like this." Onnasuki thought as she, Naruko, and Anko did a three way 69, Naruko's mouth on Anko's pussy, Anko on Onnasuki's, and Onnasuki on Naruko's. By the end, all three were tired and panting as they lay messily across the bed.
"That WAS fun." Naruko giggled in a tired voice.
"Yeah. For a kid, you really know how to please a woman." said Anko, fingering herself, Naruko between her legs. They fell asleep from pure exhaustion in their awkward positions.
The next morning, Sumaru went to the bathroom, but noticed several strange marks across his face. "huh? How did that happen?" He asked himself, rinsing them off in the sink. Outside, Hokuto was starry eyed as she reflected on last night in bliss.
"I ended up kissing him all night." She thought very happily.
Meanwhile, Naruto, being that the bathrooms were all in use, was taking a leak outside on a tree. His business finished, he rinsed his hands and face in the nearby river and giving a large yawn.
"Man, why do I feel so tired? I remember sleeping like a rock last night." He thought. He was completely unaware of the transformations he made when the sun went down. "And why is there such a strange taste in my mouth? It's kinda good, but at the same time… weird." His thoughts were broken off as he heard an unnatural sound of water splashing a ways away. He turned and followed the sound, and as he did so, he also heard a small squeal, but when he looked into the trees in the direction of the sound, he saw nothing, and nobody. "Hm. That was strange." He shrugged and returned to the tower.
"That was close." A young girl sighed when she was out of sight of the tower.
"Everything okay?" An older woman asked.
"I was almost seen." The girl panted. "But I wasn't followed."
"Good." The woman nodded. "Now, are you ready for the next step of training?"
"Yes." The girl nodded.
To be continued….
The Digger: Hey, everyone, and welcome again to Nudist corner… For real, this time. I'm your host, The Digger, secret writer of such hentai hits as Karakuri Ninja Girl, and Lesbian Ward. Tonight, I'm doing a special triple Nudist Corner with the three kids of the Hidden Star Village, Hokuto, Sumaru, and Mizura. So, how are you guys?
Sumaru: Where the hell are we?
The Digger: Fantastic. Now, on with the interview. 9-tailed reaper asks all three of you:
Who's willing to have a gangbang with Naruto and his clones?
Mizura: Not me. I'm already in a relationship.
Sumaru: God no! I may have a fear complex with women, but I'm not gay.
Hokuto: I would think Naruto would be more than enough for me by himself. Even just one more of him would be too much for me.
Who are your top 5 people you would have a relationship with ?
Hokuto: Um… from 5 to 1, probably Lee, Neji, that guy Kamui, Naruto, and Su… um… Someone else from our village uh…
Sumaru: I'd say Sakura, Nikia, if she were straight, Anko, Tenten and H… um, some girl from the star village.
Mizura: Sumaru, Neji, Lee, Ranmaru, and Ranmaru.
The Digger: You said Ranmaru twice.
Mizura: I know. If it were up to me though, I'd choose Ranmaru for all 5.
The Digger: Okay, moving on. Ryuus2 asks all three star village kids:
How are you guys liking Konoha?
Hokuto: It's nice. We haven't really seen that much of it, aside from the hospital we were cured of the Star Poisoning,
Mizura: And where I met my new boyfriend.
Sumaru: Also, Naruto's apartment, and now the Forest of Death. Other than that, we haven't seen much else of the Leaf Village, but from what we've seen, it's a real cool place. I think I'd like to get some clothes on for a little while and check it out.
Anko: Or you could just go streakin' like I sometimes do. It's a lot of fun.
Mizura, Hokuto, and Sumaru: I'll pass.
What are the chances of you having sex with Naruto/ko?
Mizura: To, and 0, now that I'm with Ranmaru. Plus, Naruto seems like he has someone else in mind, though I'm not entirely sure who…
Sumaru: Ko, and 0, since she loves girls, and she's Onnasuki's kit.
Hokuto: To, and I'd like to think a great chance but now… *casts a glance at Sumaru* I'm not sure…
If you could choose, who would you give your virginity to(if you still have it)?
Mizura: Well, I'm not actually a virgin.
Sumaru: Seriously? You and Ranmaru have only met now and…!
Mizura: No, it was a long time before meeting Ranmaru. I think it was about… 3 years ago: My parents and I were on vacation in the Land of Water, and I made good friends with this girl while I was there.
Hokuto: Girl?
Mizura: Only, it turned out that she was actually a he. I know, he looked exactly like a girl, a female voice and everything, except for, uh… one little detail… down there.
Hokuto: what do you… o/o oh… and you two actually… you know…?
Mizura: Yeah. ^/^ fun times.
The Digger: And who was this androgynous guy?
Mizura: uh, Haku, I think.
Naruto: WHAAAT!
Sakura: I thought he had a thing going on with Zabuza?
Mizura: You knew him? How is he?
Naruto: Um… yeah but he kinda came down with a case of… well… death.
Mizura: Oh… that's terrible. I was hoping to visit him again one day.
Hokuto: Who's Zabuza?
The Digger: *Ahem!* If we could get on with the interview.
Hokuto: Sorry. Uh, I'd have to go with Naruto. Or *whispers* Sumaru…
Sumaru: Huh?
Hokuto: Nothing! Never mind! What about you, Sumaru?
Sumaru: Oh, that's easy. Tenten. She's just so awesome and easy-going. How could any guy not want her?
Hokuto: But I heard she had a thing going with Neji?
Tenten: Oh, he wishes! Only Kamui can have this!
Who do you most want to…"get to know" in the colony?
Sumaru: Isn't that kind of the same as the last one? Well, I guess Tenten. Either that, or Anko. She's crazy, she freaks me out sometimes, but it's kinda hard to resist a body like that.
Hokuto: Naruto. I already met him in the Star Village, but I don't really 'know' him, if you know what I mean…
Mizura: I've already gotten to know Ranmaru pretty good, but not quite that good. I think I'd like to get to know someone in the colony I've heard Sakura started. Not for sexual reasons, but from what I've heard, Chino's a pretty fun guy…
Chino: Hey, fuck off! I don't swing that way pal!
Mizura: But isn't everyone in the Ero Division at least bi-curious?
Onnasuki: Fuck no!
Chino: I don't care if they are, I'm not doin' a guy!
The Digger: *trapped under a pile of papers* Holy crap, that's a lot of questions!
Hokuto: That many people sent us questions?
The Digger: *getting free of the pile* Nope. Just one guy.
Sumaru, Mizura, & Hokuto: One guy!
The Digger: Yup. Sketchfan asks Mizura:
when did you realize you were a homosexual?
Mizura: Well, it started back when I was little. Back in that time, most younger children weren't allowed near girls until they were at least 8.
The Digger: Seriously? Sheltering much?
Mizura & Sumaru: Basically.
Mizura: Anyway, when I was about 7, some of the boys started to get into things like love, but of course, since we weren't supposed to be around girls that much, well, we resorted to the next best thing.
The Digger: wow. So, there are a good few homosexuals in the Star Village, is that fair to say?
Mizura: yeah. In fact, homosexuality is pretty considered normal and very common in the Star Village. In fact, all of the three official Hoshikages have been gay.
between nikia and onnasuki,which lesbian do you get along with better?
Mizura: I'd have to say Onnasuki. Nikia's fairly new, so I don't really know her all that well yet. But even though she and Nikia are in a relationship, I've heard Nikia's had a bit of a stalking thing going on?
The Digger: Oh? What do you mean?
Mizura: Well, there's this other girl named Yuko who Nikia seems to have been stalking before Onnasuki.
The Digger: Really? Well… I'm sure there's a… perfectly good reason for that… Anyway…
how do you feel being in a nudist colony?
Mizura: not bad, actually. Like Anko says, no clothes, no worries.
do you read and watch gay adult films and literature, or do you occasionally watch hetero and lesbian stuff too?
Mizura: We don't usually have much technology in the Star village, but when we got the chance, many of us would be able to get our hands on some imported pornography off of some travelers in armored vests and ceramic masks.
Anko: You stole from Anbu?
Mizura: Is that who they were? Anyway, I've gotten a pretty fair collection of shonen-ai and yaoi manga from a few anbu girls, and I've been able to continue that collection ever since coming to the Leaf Village.
Sketchfan asks Hokuto:
do you think you might be bi?
Hokuto: No way. While the girls were the same way as the boys in the star village, being more or less isolated from the opposite sex, I never really found girls to be all that interesting. There was always something about boys that had my interest…
Onnasuki: As a captain 69th class of the Ero Division, I deserve the right to ask a question of you.
Anko & The Digger: There's no such rank -_-
Onnasuki asks Hokuto:
While isolated from the boys in your youth, what did you and/or the other girls do for fun?
Hokuto: Well, we would sometimes have naked pillow fights, and a lot of the girls would do some 'experimenting.'
Onnasuki: Just… experimenting? Kissing with other girls?
Hokuto: Uh, no. 'experimenting' in the Star Village meant something completely different than it does here. Not just kissing, but they'd be exploring each other's bodies, playing with their 'squirty spots,'
Onnasuki: I've got to check out the star village one of these days.
Hokuto: Wait a minute, what…!
The Digger: If you two would please…! think you might checkout some of the adult films and literature anko listed?
Hokuto: I have been. Since Anko's interview, I've been watching a few of those movies she mentioned. They've been awfully… uh, inspiring.
Anko: I should hope. Hey, you interested in starring in one? There's one we're thinking of filming in the star village called "Asstronomy, Star Gayzing, and Love Under the Night Sky."
Hokuto: ^/^ I'd be honored.
The Digger: And I'd be honored to watch! =P
do you dread anko trying to molest you?
Hokuto: Well, no… I wasn't worried about that thought until just now. And I'm having second thoughts about that movie thing.
Sumaru: I'd be more worried about me getting molested by Anko than you. She just reminds me way too much of my old sensei. *frightened shiver*
do you think there is a waterfall girl? Will you believe it if you see her for yourself?
Hokuto: I haven't seen her for myself, but I do want to see her for myself. There's an old myth in our village about the Moon Goddess, and there have even been some people who've seen her at a waterfall under the light of the moon. I thought those were just stories, but if Naruto's seen her, then I'm interested.
what's your favorite sexual fantasy and position?
Hokuto: Fantasy? Never really thought about it. But I've heard there's one position called 'Naruto' that intrigues me.
Hinata: R-really? How do you do it? /
Hokuto: *whispers into Hinata's ear*
Hinata: / Naruto… *faints*
The Digger: Um… Hinata? Uh… is she going to be okay?
Naruto: I got her. *carries her off the set*
The Digger: She'll appreciate that, I bet. Moving on… Sketchfan asks Sumaru:
how does it feel having a gay friend in Mizura?
Sumaru: It feels fine. Why wouldn't it?
The Digger: Well, things in the real world aren't like they are in the Star Village, so enlighten us.
Sumaru: As said before, homosexuality is a very normal thing for the Star Village, so it's perfectly okay to be straight and have gay friends, and whatnot. I've heard things from other villages and countries that they consider it to me disgusting and evil. Why? It's just attraction towards someone of the same gender. Why is that so wrong?
The Digger: Well said. Now, as a follow-up question. Are you gay?
Sumaru: No. I've grown up around homosexuality, and it doesn't disgust me, but I find myself attracted to girls.
think you might checkout some of the adult films and literature anko listed?
Sumaru: I've seen one or two of those movies already, and I'd be interested in seeing some of the others if I wasn't scared of Anko finding me and…
The Digger; You're really freaked out about Anko, aren't you?
Sumaru: Yeah.
The Digger: You know, she's not a real psycho like your sensei probably was.
Sumaru: She killed herself on accident because she thought a kunai was a dildo!
Anko: Seriously? That's just stupid. I wouldn't do anything that crazy.
how do you feel being a nudist?
Sumaru: It's pretty liberating. At first I was really uncomfortable with it, with all those people seeing me naked, kinda overshadowed the fact that I could see them naked too. But Tenten kind of helped me settle in. She's always a great friend. And I know I shouldn't be so embarrassed around her, but it is kind of awkward that she insists on me touching her breasts. Somehow, I'm always afraid she might slug me.
Tenten: *sigh* you really are just like Naruto, you know that?
what's your favorite sexual fantasy and position?
Sumaru: My fantasy is to be free of my fear of women and have sex with at least two other women until I faint. I don't know many positions, but if I had to choose, I'd say… Yorisoi?
The Digger: Never heard of that one. Is that the one where you $#& them in the #&((^ and #&&% with $#* with a little lube and &$ baseball bat #&%! Balls *#(_# until #&! ? That one is awesome.
Sumaru: … I have no idea what you just said.
The Digger: I said Sketchfan asks of all three of you:
what made you want to join naruto's colony?
Mizura: It was initially to get away from the Star Village for now, because of a conflict going on there. All the genin have been slipping out to be away from the fighting.
Sumaru: And since we remembered how much the Leaf Village has helped us, we figured that here was as good a place as any.
Hokuto: And then I was invited by Tenten, and the rest, as they say, is history.
how is it being naked 24/7?
Hokuto: It's still kind of embarrassing…
Mizura: I'm comfortable with it by now.
Sumaru: getting there…
do you think there may soon be religion for Tenten's magic boobies?
Sumaru: I'd believe it.
Hokuto: I'm no lesbian, but they are pretty nice boobs. I don't know about a religion, though…
Mizura: I have no comment.
how would you feel about Sakura being back in the colony, given how she acted?
Hokuto: I don't know. She was a bit nasty with us.
Mizura: I wasn't really comfortable with her around at first.
Sumaru: I'd want her back, if she were a bit nicer than when she left.
Mizura: Well, she did cure some of our star poisoning, that's worth some recognition.
Hokuto: I guess, but still…
do you dread anko trying to hunt you down and pop your cherries?
Sumaru: Yes.
Hokuto: Yes.
Mizura: Already popped.
Anko: Well, now that you mention it, I have been a bit thirsty for virginity lately….
The Digger: not now!
hanabi and nikia, what's their deal in your opinion?
Mizura: It's obvious they have a thing going.
Hokuto: Totally. Completely obvious.
Sumaru: has anyone NOT noticed that Hanabi has a huge crush on Nikia?
Mizura: Does Nikia realize that? Or does she realize that, and just disregards it?
Hokuto: I think it's kinda cute. But I wonder how Nikia feels?
Hanabi: *hides deep and far away, sobbing about her shameful feelings*
what's the level of modesty in star village like?
Hokuto: A lot of people may find it strange, but the star village is easily the most modest at night. When the moon comes up, you can strut around naked all you want and no one would care. By day though, that kind of thing is as tolerated as it is anywhere else.
Sumaru: In fact, there's even a spiritual healing method that's held at night in the buff called Star Rejuvenation. It's really very soothing. Too bad only Chunin and up are the only ones who know how it's done.
Mizura: Yeah. It's great.
what would you like to see more of in the colony, more guys or more girls?
Hokuto: More boys. The sides could do with some evening out.
Sumaru: I think it's fine with the number of people it has.
Mizura: A few more boys couldn't hurt.
The Digger: alright, last question: AnimeFreakGTXO wants to know:
Sumaru, is there anyone in the Nudist Colony that u have a crush on?
Sumaru: Well, actually, yeah. There is.
Hokuto: eh? *Looks up hopefully*
Sumaru: She's looked after me a lot of the time, and we've been good friends for a long time, so I'd wonder if she feels the same about me. I'd have to say that my crush would be Hok…
The Digger: Oh! Outta time! Sorry, maybe another time.
Sumaru: …kuto…
The Digger: Sorry this one came a little late. But no one else seemed to want to ask anything else, so sorry if you missed your chance. Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed this triple nudist corner. Tune in next time for Shizune!
Shizune: Eh? Me?
The Digger; Good night, everybody!
Questions for the Star Village Kids are now closed.
Next time, a secret will be revealed. I'd say more, but then it wouldn't be a secret, now would it? See you then!
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A thanks to Muroshi for suggesting Mizura's pairing with Ranmaru.
Special thanks to Sketchfan for permission to use his OC, Nikia.