Life Of A Superstar 2: Smackdown vs RAW, Pt. 1
Chapter 9: The New Sheriff of RAW
Chris then took on Ric Flair again, but once again, he and Triple H weren't done with Chris yet. Suddenly, a man with long brown hair, wearing a white torn shirt with a black and yellow bow tie and a brown leather mask enter the ring and attacks Flair with his Double Arm DDT and Chris tosses Triple H out of the ring. Impeccable timing. Chris had no idea who this man is, and his first thought was he might be an enemy and prepares to fight.
"This has gone long enough!" A man with a white megaphone with red hearts design matching his suit with a piano necktie, long black hair past his neck and sunglasses.
"Ever since the World Heavyweight title returned to RAW, it's been nothing but chaos around here. RAW needs a general manager who can restore order, so by the power of Mr. McMahon and this megaphone, that person is none other than myself, The Mouth of the South, Jimmy Hart!"
Jimmy Hart has a long history as a wrestling manager. He managed Bret "The Hitman" Hart (No relation), Jerry "The King" Lawler, Hulk Hogan, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart of The Hart Foundation, Greg, "The Hammer" Valentine" "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, Irwin R. Schyster, Jacques Rougeau Jr. AKA The Mountie, Paul Donald Wight II AKA The Giant currently known as The Big Show, Typhoon, Adolfo Bresciano AKA Dino Bravo, The Nasty Boys and Wayne Ferris AKA The Honky Tonk Man. In the 1960's, he was a member of a rock band The Gentrys, best known for their hit single, "Keep On Dancing." He was nicknamed "The Mouth of the South" for his loose lips and his megaphone, known for encouraging his wrestlers and annoying their opponents. He had other nicknames too, including The Wimp, given to him by Lawler himself in their year-long feud along with comedian Andy Kaufman. A music video, Wimpbusters, which was a parody of the Ghostbusters theme showing Lawler beating Hart and his "First Family. Then The Colonel, which was a reference to Colonel Tom Parker, who was the manager of Elvis Presley.
"Now Mankind, I want to thank you for showing up here tonight, two weeks away from WrestleMania. When Mr. McMahon made me the general manager, he warned me that I might need some... muscle... to keep order around here, and well, you were available. That's why I'm asking you to be the new Sheriff of RAW, Daddy-O!"
"Jimmy Hart, when you asked me to sign up as Sheriff, my first reaction was to respectfully decline your offer. After all, I did enjoy a blissful retirement of boiler room maintenance, amateur taxidermy, and Masterpiece Theater. But having seen RAW in the last several weeks, I agree that it doesn't do the show any good with the inmates running the asylum, and frankly, being somewhat of the authority on asylums myself, I know of what I speak. In fact, I have to agree with you that as an unstable, unpredictable, sadistic 287-pound best-selling author with a bachelor's degree and 1 1/2 ears, I'm perfectly qualified for the job! I accept! And as for you, Mr. Jones, you got yourself a shot at the World Heavyweight Title at WrestleMania. As a matter of fact, I got some great memories on man events like that myself, but you'll have to forgive if I can't remember exactly whose they are. And next week, as a special sneak preview, you and I are going to have a tag team match against the same SOBs, that is, if they have the testicular fortitude against even odds for a change. So as the new Sheriff of RAW, I've got 6 words for you, or make that 5 including one with a hyphen I'd like to borrow from a certain prickly acquaintance of mine: "Bang Bang! Have A Nice Day!"