Under Investigation X
Hope everyone's having a good spring break! Anyways, here's chapter ten.
It was spring in Germany, and Prussia was sitting on a park bench, sighing heavily every time someone passed him by and didn't say anything. No "You're Prussia"'s had yet to be said. "Zhe Awesome Prussia is no half-bit nation!" He screamed out, earning some weird looks from the people around him, before they walked away.
He pouted. Before slowly growing a devious smirk The Grinch couldn't wear better.
He then made his way to Germany's home in Bonne. "Kesesese.. The previous capital of Germany!" He knocked on the door to the abandoned building. And heard nothing. Prussia snickered. He had expected nothing. He slowly opened the door, and gasped as he saw the extremely old artifacts still in the building.
A German Imperial flag (which looked a lot like Prussia's flag), a map that still features Bonne as the capital, and pre-WW1 Germany.
Wait, what?
Pre WW1 GERMANY!? Prussia screamed, a manly scream of course.
Then Prussia facepalmed, realizing it was a statue.
He walked up, and sighed at the time that only one country was known of and only by people in the capital. Did it make it worse he had the statue designed himself?
The stone man was seven feet tall, wearing a gray uniform with large aupelette's, a rifle, large black boots, long blond hair, blue eyes, and slight eyebrows.
Prussia sighed, thinking of the pre-WW1 German who disappeared long ago, leaving only the broken and tired at the time Germany of today. Prussia was the only holder of this information of course, being a little bit like Britain. Germany himself didn't know the German Empire.
Prussia saw these. Not Germany. It was like Germany was.. possessed by these.. ghosts.. And they changed him. Prussia remembered how terrible that Nazi occupier was.
The German Empire, however, was a gentle giant, though terrifying to smaller nations. He was the only personality that changed Germany physically. He enunciated words slowly, talked slowly, but was genuinely gentle at heart. A "warmer" Russia to be exact.
Though only Prussia saw this.
Not even Britain himself saw the physical changes Germany went through whenever this happened to him. Prussia prayed every night and day that Germany wouldn't find himself not acting on his own free will once again.
Prussia continued wandering through the abandoned capital, until he finally came across a room with a closed door. He listened against it, and couldn't believe his ears when he heard someone cursing in German inside.
He peeked inside through a hole in the worn down door.
He saw Germany, and gasped slightly.
Germany was moving around papers, and looking at photos and sighing.
Prussia chose his moment, and opened the door.
Germany spun around, and sagged his posture in relief. "Oh, it's you. Hi bruder!" "Ludwig, I want to be presented as Prussia. Not no one." "What're you talking about?" "I'm just still a part of Germany. Therefore, I'm Germany." "People think of you as a dead nation, how will I convince them you're a real nation, and not some idiot?" "I don't know how, I just want to be a part of zhis nations thing!"
Germany and Prussia sat at a seemingly ancient desk, and pondered. Pondered hard. Prussia quoted a certain American rabbit from the 80's, but Germany shut him up. Then they went back to pondering.
Prussia sat up suddenly, "I'VE GOT IT!" "Vas?" "At the next meeting they send you to, just bring me with you!" "Bruder, they'll have you thrown out." Germany deadpanned.
"You aren't involved in my governmental matters." "Zhen MAKE me involved! You don't have anything going on, the whole public, west AND east are recoiling at your existence, I can be the representative of the east, effectively HALFING your work load!"
Germany's eyes widened. "Gott Verdammt. I didn't know you COULD talk business." "You really need to pay more attention to me." "Okay, Gilbert, I'll do it.
"Yay! Now, what do I do?" "I'll bring you on to Berlin, and have you assigned. Danke for covering the east for me. Their public opinion is CONSTANTLY flip-flopping!"
Germany went on to complain about the east the whole way to Berlin, walking.
Well, that's it everyone, Prussia getting involved and lessening Germany's problems. Review, and thanks. As a forewarning, the next chapter will be a bit odd.