Principles of Boredom

by doublemetalaxis

A bunch of crack drabbles I wrote in my Principles of Biomedical Science class. This story is really just an outlet of my boredom. :P This is for all series, so there may be more for other series.

10. Twilalchemy

Sorry. Suddenly it's a real class. I have no time

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Eeeeeeeeeedwaaaaaaaaard~

GO AWAY ROY. I'M ANGSTING IN THE SUNLIGHT. screamed Edward dramatically

Flaming Roy walked outside to where Edlward was striking a statuESQUE pose with his hair undone, staring into the sun

"What are you-" began the flaming alchemist

"JUST sAY it! TELL ME WHAT I AM!" The boy interrupted

"um" well this was a conundrum. roy had been interrupted. no one interupts the mfuckin flamey alche

"SAY IT ROY"

"The Amestrian version of an Aryan kid" ...well it was tRUE

"um no" Edward turned his sparkles toward the Col "im a vAmpIrE"

"oh my god edward"

"what. go then. go if i repulse you. i understand. im a monster"

"edward"

"GO"

"youre an idiot and youre high. go back inside and finish your report."

"fUCK"

THE END

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I'm really busy, you guys. I'm really really sorry too. This time I actually mean it. Anyway, Flaming Roy and Edward Elricullen, everybody. Friendship is Alchemy.