Me: 9 REVIEWS ALREADY!? THANK YOU ALL SO SO SO SO SO MANY MORE SO'S MUCH! I WOULD PUT MORE EXCLAMATION MARKS BUT FANFICTION ALWAYS SAYS 'I DON'T LIKE SO MANY EXCLAMATION MARKS' AND DELETES THEM! SO I'VE COME UP WITH A WAY TO REBEL... TRY AND DELETE THIS FF! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! HAHAHA! EXCLAMATION MARKS RULE! Not as much as you guys though! WE HIT 60 REVIEWS! To know that at some point 60 people were interested in our rebellion enough to leave a review... its insane. And its only been 10 chapters including this one. Thank you all. Speaking of 10 chapters... ITS THE BIG Q & A! YEAH! *sticks a party hat on Iggy's head*
Iggy: -_- Woo.
Me: Love the enthusiasm!
Iggy: Thanks. I try my hardest.
Me: Oh but two things before that. One: YAY I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKE THE WALKING DEAD! TheHandWeWereDealt reviewed saying she wants to kill the Governor! Let's kill him together! And numerous dõs: I love the fact that I've typed Iggy so many times on my phone that it'll now autocorrect words into Iggy. Its amazing.
Iggy: Yeah yeah I know I rule. Let's get onto questions.
Me: You're just saying that because Saint and Fang reviewed the first questions and you want to talk to Fang.
Iggy: ...No comment.
Me: *snorts* Let's see how long that'll last.
Iggy: Let's just do the questions.
Me: Eh I don't know...
Iggy: I'll get you in trouble at school if you don't.
Me: ...So the first question!
Iggy: That's right you goody goody.
Me: I AIN'T NO GOODY GOODY! I just don't like getting in trouble.
Iggy: You've never gotten in trouble in your life. Your mom's never even grounded you!
Me: As I said before I don't like getting in trouble...
Iggy: Goody goody.
Me: *glares*
Iggy: I feel like your glaring at me.
Me: *facepalm* I forgot you can't see my glare... BECAUSE YOU'RE BLIND!
Iggy: That was uncalled for!
Me: Because you're blind.
Iggy: You're hurting me!
Me: Why? BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE!
Iggy: Now you're just overdoing it.
Me: I'm. Going. To. Be. Evil. And. Make. My. Readers. Get. Stuck. After. Every. Word. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Iggy: At least you aren't calling me blind... *facepalm* WHY'D I SAY THAT!?
Me: I should call you Blind Blondie! BECAUSE YOU'RE BLIND!
Blind Blondie: ...I hate you.
Me: *grins* Love you too buddy.
Iggy: *glares at the couch*
Me: Now onto the questions! So how I'm gonna do this is copy and paste the review into this chapter in italics. Then in regular print Iggy and I will barge in with our answers and comments. Or just stupid stuff in Ig's- I mean Blind Blondie's case.
Iggy: Meh. First like 18 questions-
Me: THANK YOU FOR ALL THE QUESTIONS SAINT AND FANG!
Iggy: You interrupted me! So fi-
Me: I'm interrupting you again by pasting the questions! Oh and because a lot of you review in script form when I'm talking I'm just gonna write BookNerd because otherwise it's too confusing.
Me: Well, I saw they were doing a Q&A, and since I missed other cool stuff... WE SHOULD ASK QUESTIONS!
Booknerd: Yes you should. And THANKS! Again THANKS for all the questions!
Fang: Dear God...
Me: I'll start. What's your favorite color?
Booknerd: *sitting in an all green room on a green chair wearing all green with a green t-shirt that says I LOVE GREEN* ...Blue.
Iggy: She lies!
Booknerd: ...Maybe. Ok it's green.
Fang: Seriously? Real question: When do I get to see Iggy?
Booknerd: You just saw him last chapter! Whiny much?
Iggy: YEAH! When do me and Fang get to see each other!?
Booknerd: Fang can see you when either you go to Saint's house or when Fang comes here. But you can't see him.
Iggy: ...I walked into that.
Booknerd: *pats Iggy's head* Yes you did. You walked blindly into it.
Me: Yes, seriously. Fine, you want deep? Want is your stance on feminism and equality?
Booknerd: I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED! I think even in today's society females are still considered lesser than men! In History today there was actually an example of nonequalism. We're learning about Egypt and all that stuff so when we were watching this video about Hatsheputs I was like "YEAH! YOU GO! LIKE A BOSS!" Because she was the first female pharaoh so of course I was like FINALLY! But even though her reign was AMAZING and very helpful to the Egyptians but when she died all the stupid males were like IT WAS SO WRONG TO HAVE A FEMALE LEADER so they chipped out all the evidence of her leading that they could find. So like the temples she built and heron hieroglyphics were chiseled out! PLUS guys in gym always think stuff like "HA! They're a bunch of girls! We're guys and this is sports so lets OWN 'em! HA!" AND THATS SO UNTRUE! I'm good at sports and I'm a girl! PLUS I have asthma. And then when-
Iggy: She's going to ramble forever if I don't stop her.
Booknerd: Humph.
Fang: Ok, too deep. What's your favorite holiday?
Booknerd: CHRISTMAS!
Iggy: THANKSGIVING BECAUSE THERE'S TONS OF FOOD! PLUS BOOKIE'S GRANDMA MAKES AMAZING FOOD! I feel bad for everyone who hasn't had her pie.
Booknerd: I don't like pie. Doesn't taste good.
Iggy: She's crazy.
Me: Boring. What exactly is the function of a rubber duck.
Booknerd: Uhh... it squeaks when you squeeze it... and it's great to have in a bath... especially a bubble bath.
Iggy: ...What she said.
Fang: You stole that from Arthur Weasley. Iggy, will you make food when you come visit? I miss your food...
Iggy: I'll make you a feast.
Booknerd: Make me a feast!
Iggy: No.
Booknerd: BUT YOU LIVE HERE!
Iggy: Against my will!
Booknerd: You're no fun...
Me: I bet you do... Which reminds me, Iggy, have you discovered... Figgy?
Iggy: What's that?
Booknerd: I'll show you later buddy!
Iggy: Return question to Saint and Fang, should I be scared?
Fang: Don't talk about that. What do you both want for Christmas?
Booknerd: I LIKE CHRISTMAS!
Iggy: I want bombs and new cooking supplies. Also a rescue from Bookie's house would be great.
Booknerd: I want a toy Minecraft diamond axe! And ADVENTURE TIME STUFF! But most importantly MAXIMUM RIDE STUFF!
Iggy: She's a stalker! She has a wall dedicated to me and The Flock!
Booknerd: You should be honored Igs!
Iggy: I'm just creeped out.
Me: Assuming they celebrate Christmas!
Fang: Or whatever holiday.
Me: What should I do about my cat's allergic reactions?
Booknerd: Take her to see a vet.
Iggy: That was our expert vet's opinion.
Booknerd: That'll be 500 dollars. STAT!
Fang: They're not vets, Saint. On a scale of hot to handsome, how awesome do I look in the Maximum Ride manga, assuming you've seen it?
Booknerd: I'm kind of scared to say this because everyone's gonna want to kill me...
Iggy: Spit it out.
Booknerd: I DON'T THINK YOU LOOK HOT, HANDSOME, CUTE, OR ANYTHING IN BETWEEN! *builds a fortress to protect myself from angry FANGirls* I'm sorry! I've just never found Fang attractive!
Iggy: YOU HEARD HER FANGIRLS! ATTACK!
Me: On a scale of Jace Lightwood to Gilderoy Lockhart, how big is Fang's ego?
Booknerd: Never heard of either of them so I'll say as big as the boy who sings like a girl that must not be named. (Hint: Dylan's secret identity!) Actually Fang's ego is bigger.
Fang: Will never be as big as yours, Saint. Can I take Iggy to a concert?
Booknerd: Aww! Trying to experience some Figgy with your guy friend!
Iggy: I WANNA GO TO A CONCERT WITH FANG! WHERE WE GOING!?
Booknerd: Wherever Fang's taking you.
Iggy: YAY!
Me: Aw, Fang's taking Iggy on a date... Which of my fics is your favorite? (Fang made a point with my ego...)
Booknerd: Well I have a 6 way tie between Maximum Star Wars: Episode IV, The Story Of Justin, Another Form Of Avian Bird Flu (Which by the way you HAVE to update or I will cause much suffer to you. I'm not going to tell you what because that takes away the element of surprise. Let's just say it involves, pink, a flamethrower, 20,000 Swedish Elves, and a Dorito. Beware.), St. Fang's Poetry Corner, A Day In Therapy, and Job Listings. It took all my will power not to add more of your awesome stories into that 6 way tie.
Fang: (Thank you, Saint.) I AM NOT TAKING IGGY ON A DATE GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER! Why are fangirls so... Insane?
Iggy: *shudders* I know what you mean bro. Just the other day... I'd rather not talk about it.
Booknerd: Drama queen. Fangirls are insane because they know they can't have you. Easy peasy.
Me: If I were writing a series of short stories about a single dad and his daughter, based off of my fanfic "The Messy Room", do you think they'd be interesting enough that someone would read them?
Booknerd: Yup! I know I would for sure and "The Messy Room" RULES! For any of you that haven't read it... READ IT!
Iggy: I'd do what she says... she owns a gun.
Booknerd: No sadly I don't. But I do own a Swedish Elf named Dippy! AND SOME TOOTHPASTE! Aren't I lucky?
Fang: On a scale of George Foreman to Narcissus, how big is Saint's ego?
Booknerd: I'd say about Morgan Freeman.
Iggy: Narcissus.
Booknerd: I still say Morgan Freeman!
Me: You shut your mouth. Do you think I should get back to my homework?
Booknerd: I'd rather PM with you and Fang (Reminds me. MESSAGE ME BACK!) but probably if you really need to...
Iggy: LET FANG STILL TALK!
Booknerd: *whacks Iggy with a herring* I'm putting this herring to good use!
Fang: Yes.
Me: Wasn't asking you.
Fang: But you do.
Me: -sigh- Fine... That's all... For now... :P
Booknerd: That sounds so AWESOME if you say it with a Batman voice! So mysterious and cool!
Iggy: NO! I DON'T WANT FANG TO GO! COME BACK TO ME!
Booknerd: He's gone Ig. But questions aren't! The next question is from... ViRepublic!
Did Fang pay the child support?
Booknerd: Hehe we'll be right back after I teach Iggy about this stuff...
-1 Learning Experience Later-
Iggy: If I say he didn't pay child support does that mean Fang owes me money?
Booknerd: Yeah I guess so.
Iggy: Then no he didn't pay!
Booknerd: Fair game. Next question, actually questions, are from erik'sgirlforever! EGF! YAY!
1) What's your favorite kind of octopus?
Booknerd: The kind with 8 tentacles!
Iggy: The kind that taste good!
Booknerd: *facepalm*
2) Are seals the birds that fly? My friend is seriously mixed up seals and seagulls, and she doesn't trust Google.
Iggy: SEAGULLS ARE THE BIRDS! Seals are cute walrus like creatures.
Booknerd: Tell your friend when she can't trust Google anymore Wikipedia is always there for her.
3) Favorite movie?
Booknerd: Happy Feet! I LOVE PENGUINS!
Iggy: And for me Star Wars! All the explosions... so precious.
Booknerd: I like Star Wars too but Happy Feet rules all.
Iggy: Are we done with questions yet?
Me(I'm switching from Booknerd back to me now): Sadly we are. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR THE QUESTIONS! AND I WOULD LIKE TO WISH KirbyGamzeeGirl a.k.a KGG A VERY HAPPY AND 1 DAY LATE BIRTHDAY! I didn't see your review yesterday:( I'm sorry. EVERYONE YOU SHOULD REVIEW SAYING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SAINT! I'll post all the happy birthday reviews to KGG in the next chapter!
Iggy: I've been holding this back all chapter but I don't want Bookie to be sued... D-D-D-D-DISCLAIMER: BOOKIE DON'T OWN NOTHING!
Me: Aww thanks Iggy!
Iggy: And Fang! REMEMBER TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT! I WANT THAT MONEY! Uhh for Justin of course... yeah...
Me: That reminds me! Well we're studying mythology in reading. When I heard that I was super excited because I love Greek and Roman mythology! I really love the Percy Jackson and Heroes Of Olympus series too! So in spirit of my love for mythology and us studying it in reading should I make a Heroes Of Olympus/Percy Jackson parody? You guys tell me if I should or not! Actually pick summary 1 2 or 3. What you guys pick is what I'll do.
1. Inspired by the story MR SPOOF by xxgldxx a funny spoof of the WHOLE Heroes Of Olympus series! Example for the 1st chapter:
Leo: Hey Jason! LET'S GO BLOW STUFF UP!
Jason: Uhhh who are you? Weirdo.
Piper: Come on Jason quit messing around! He's your one and only bff! And I'm your oh so amazing girlfriend *flips hair*
Jason: I'm pretty sure I'd know if the elf over there was my bestie! I'd never be friends with that guy...
Piper: Oh but you will. *waves two fingers* You are best friends with Leo
Jason: I am best friends with Leo.
Leo: WOAH BEAUTY QUEEN ARE YOU A JEDI!?
Piper: *waves two fingers* You saw nothing.
So that's a short part of what chapter 1 would look like here's summary 2
2. Gaea is about to rise and it's time for battle. The heroes have a secret weapon that only Leo can unleash on Gaea's forces. The question is will he be able to figure it out in time? Will Piper face what she saw coming in her knife Katotroplis? Will I ever be good at summaries?
3. Random one-shot scenes I think of that may vary from an intense battle to a food fight in the Mess Hall. I personally find this idea a little interesting because it won't solely be adventure, or humor, or even mystery. It'll be a bit of everything.
Iggy: Pick number 4.
Me: There is no number four Blind Blondie. So I think that's a wrap for OUR 10TH CHAPTER! THANK YOU ALL SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MORE THAN ALOT OF SO'S MUCH! Please review! Your reviews mean so much to me! Pick a summary, wish KGG a happy happy birthday too! Igs take us away.
Iggy: Well Bookie actually gave stuff I'm suppose to say... I don't really wanna but I'm scared of her so *switches to fake happy voice* let's aim for 10 reviews for our 10th chapter. Yay. Bye everybody! Review saying #Iggy'sTheBest. BYE!
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