Me: Hello! :D *glomps Germany for no apparent reason*
Germany:What the-?
Me:I love you for Cascada.
America: Who? Canada?
Canada: She said Cascada, not Canada.
Italy: Ve~ who's Cascada, and what do they have to do with Doistu?
America: Sounds familiar, are they music?
Me: Listen, and find out * plays 'Evacuate the Dancefloor'*
America: Ooooh, that one! She's from Germany? She doesn't sound german!
Me: Because she's also english, like England english.
America: Oh.
England: Then why does he got glomped? Why not me? Ca-*gets glomped*
Me: Happy now? :)
England: That hurt
Me: Suck it up, you asked for it ;)
Prussia: Something that awesome can't come from West, she had to come from me!
Me:I quote, from wiki, "Natalie was born in Bonn, then West Germany"
Prussia: O.e That's not right.
Germany: Got you beat, bruder.
APH-Indonesia
which two of you guys have attempted to make bunkbeds like the guys in
stepbrothers
germany, I dare you to sing "Boats and Hos"
weird little kid who thinks he's a nation, I dare you to sing "I'm on a boat"
America: uummm... it wasn't just two of us, it was three.
Me: I'm not even gonna ask.
Canada: We had to make one two give to Mimi.
Mimi: *giggles* Funniest. Day. Ever.
Me: I want to hear now.
England: She and Maria wanted to have a sleep over, so Canada and America asked for my help to make one.
Me: You guys spoil your kids XD
England: I know
America: We built it, but it didn't last long.
Mimi: Uncle Alfred tried to climb on it, and it collasped under his weight.
America: *blush*
Me: XD Oh and did you guys know that England is slighty smaller then Florida? yeah, so crazy yaoi girls, try to make that work ;D
England: DX
America: ROFL XD
Germany: NO!
Me: Yes. here are the lyrics * starts music*
Germany *grumples*
boats n' hoes, i gotta have me more boats and hoes!
boats n' hoes, boats n' hoes, i gotta have me more boats and hoes! x2
The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria
I'll do you in the bottom while you drink a Sangria
Nachos, Lemonheads, my dad's boat
You wont go down cuz my dick can float
We sail around the world and go port to port
Every time I cum, I produce a quart
Put on your lifevest, lets drop anchor
(oh) that's a nice lady, who I'd like to spank her
boats n' hoes
Boats and hoes, I gotta have me more boats and hoes! x2
Deadliest catch, without the crabs
We're almost out of gas,
Call the Arabs!
I'm a pussy pirate my name is Jack Sparrow
I'll take off my pants she can see my flesh arrow
Make sure to wax
Use your mom's Nair
You'll be amazed when i cum in your hair
Pull up the anchor, cause we are leavin' dry land
Get below deck, with a dick in your hand!
Anchors away, and shiver me timbers,
we like to f*ck ladies with our eight-inch members!
Love me hookers who be a curvy,
eatin lemons and lime no don't contractin the scurvy!
Drop the archor give the hoe a shout,
cuz I'm usin my compass to find a nappy dugout!
boats n' hoes
Boats and hoes, i gotta have me more boats and hoes! x3
Me: I think England or Greece would have been more fitting for this. Oh and guess what!
Savegal: It's only 14 days until her birthday! Happy 12th birthday, Jackie! ;D
Me: You b****!
America: 12! I thought she was fourteen!
England: Me too. My, you look mature for your age.
Me: I get that a lot. On to the dares!
America: Wait! Why should we listen to you?
Me: Because I got that on my side *gestures to Savegal*
Savegal: :D Listen b******!
Sealand: I am a nation!
Oh sh*t, get your towels ready
It's about to go down
Everybody in the place hit the f*cking deck
But stay on your motherf*cking toes
We running this, let's go
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm sailing on a boat
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look
At the motherf*cking boat
I'm on a boat motherf*cker, take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherf*cker, 'cause I'm on a boat
Take a picture, trick, I'm on a boat, b****
We drinking Santana champ 'cause it's so crisp
I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and sh*t
This dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherf*cker, don't you ever forget
I'm on a boat and it's going fast and
I got a nautical themed, Pashmina Afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh
Get the f*ck up, this boat is real
f*ck land, I'm on a boat, motherf*cker
f*ck trees, I climb buoys, motherf*cker
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherf*cker
This boat engine make noise, motherf*cker
Hey ma, if you could see me now
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road
Poseidon, look at me, oh, all hands on deck
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say I f*cked a mermaid
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me
'Cause I'm sailing on a boat
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look
At the motherf*cking boat
Me: XD that was epic!
England: O.e my, what a vivid vocabulary.
Chandinee Richards
Ok, sent you the info for Elena!
Questions:
Canada: did the whole cherry syrup meme thing ever happen?
America: What's your favorite McDonald burger?
England: America or France. Pick one
Hungary: What's your favorite yaoi parring?
Dares:
America: HUG RUSSIA! *hides behind Germany*
Ok, I'm gonna go now because I have to finish HetaOni! Thank you in advance :)
Ciao
~Chandinee
Me: Thanks!
Canada: Of course not! Right, Alfred?
America: It did not happen. But, Mattie took advantage of his fame for fun.
Canada: Yeah, when this got really popular, I invited everyone and made pancakes with cherry syrup for them. They all got scared stiff! Then I brought out a big platter with a fake Skeleton on it. I swear, someone was going to vomit, eh!
America: Me, England and Germany.
E&G: Um... true.
Canada: And Sealand let me borrow his hat for the trick. I put it on the skeleton's head and everyone looked at me like a was really sick, or something.
Me: You must have scared the s*** out of them! XD
Canada: Then I let them eat, and no one wanted to. So I pretended to get upset and said "But, I made these special for all of you!" That scared them so bad, they all took a bite at the same time,eh! It was hilarious after that! Everyone looked at me and said it really was cherry, then on cue Sealand came in and shouted "Why wasn't I invited! I helped make the pancakes!" The look on their faces was priceless, eh!
America: I think some of us even wanted to kill him.
Canada: Yeah right! XD
Mimi: And I got it all one tape!
Me: okay, now for the rest of the questions.
America: I can't decide on a favorite burger, there are just to many to choose from!
England: America.
Hungary: Seme!America and Uke!England.
America: Hug Russia?
Russia: Yonda? :)
America: Um... this is a dare, so please don't take it personally *hugs weakly*
Russia:Kolkolkolkolkolkol
Belarus: *growls*
America: *runs away*
Me: bye everyone that was all I had time for!
Happy birthday to me, I wish I was fourteen! Happy birthday to me!