Ok folks! My allergies are really acting up, so I'm sniffling alot, that's summer for ya. Ok I think I have a pretty good idea on what I'm going to do to Hidan...
WOW! My 10th chapter already! I'm going to make it special!
Litewarrior4 said I should do something to his hair or eyes, but I have already seen that, and I don't want to repeat anything. So here's what you've been waiting for,
Chapter 10, Hidan's Judgement!!
I woke up on top of Kakuzu again... bah... screw that.
I still thought of all the possibile things I could do to Hidan. They were all good, but which one?
I walked down the hall and into the kitchen, Hidan was the only one there.
"Ohayo gozaimasu, Hidan-kun."
"Hey."
"Hidan-kun, what time is it?"
"Around midnight, why?"
"Nothing. So why aren't you in bed?"
"Couldn't sleep. You?"
"I woke up."
"ah."
Hidan had a bottle of sake, and was reclind a bit far back.
"Your gonna fall you know."
"Not unless my chair has wheels or somethin'."
Then it hit me, I'm gonna set up a brilliant trap!!
"Ok! THANKS!" I ran off
Hidan sat there, dazed, "Whaaaa-?"
I hopped in bed, well actually, I hopped on Kakuzu.
There was a loud grunt as the air escaped from Kakuzu's lungs.
"oops..."
I crawled off just as Kakuzu sat up.
"What was that for?"
Kakuzu glared at me, I wasn't used to him staring at me like that.
"I didn't mean to..."
Kakuzu sighed, then scooted over and lifted up the blanket for me to climb in, and that I did.
It's kinda nice being able to sleep so close, I snuggled up to his chest.
Kakuzu still had his hand in the air and was staring at me, he then sighed and put his arm around me.
I awoke again, not on top of Kakuzu for once.
I went to the bathroom to get dressed and as soon as I took off my shirt Hidan burst in, I screamed and grabbed a towel.
Hidan was obviously shocked, "AGH! um... s-sorry uh.. Moj-iko."
I started to throw things at him until he left.
I walked out a bit later, Kakuzu explained that the doors here don't lock.
Hidan went to take a shower as soon as I walkd out, I then planned his day of torture...
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! ahem... sorry.
I first took his clothes and exchanged the towels with smaller towels.
After that, I messed with his chair a bit... okay alot. once I put wheels on the chair I put some glue on the seat, then on his chopsticks.
Then I replaced the sake (he drinks it the most.) with vinegar.
All the Akatsuki knew what I was doing and agreed that it was time to teach Hidan some respect.
This is the first time I had support from them,
AND IT FELT FRICKIN' GREAT.
Hidan came out wrapped in the small towel I left for him.
"Who did this?"
I giggled, "Here's your clothes, Hidan-kun, please go get dressed."
Hidan santched the clothes from me.
...........................
Later, Hidan came to sit with us at the table.
We all held our breath as he leaned his chair back, It slipped with him glued to it.
We all started to laugh, I helped Hidan out.
It's easier than you think to get un-glued from a chair, all you have to do is take of the part tha's glued to it. For Hidan, it was his pants.
I am brilliant.
After all that, Hidan sat down and grabbed his chopsticks and ate without realizing what happened.
That is... Untill he tried to put his chopsticks down.
Getting those off was much harder... Hair conditioner works great.
Later, he grabbed the sake, and took a sip.
A millisecond later, his head was under the sink and he was spitting it out as much as he could.
I gained respect from most of the Akatsuki after that.
I lay in my bed, thinking about how brilliant that was.
Not only that, I got support... That felt great.
I think I'm going to do Itachi next.
I know exactly what to do.
OH NOES!!! Well this is the 10th chapter special! I hoped you enjoyed! All reviews are welcome!!
