Just wasn't our Night

Hellboy and Abe were stuck in the middle of a dead end mission. Looking for Bigfoot, what a freakin waste of time, Hellboy thought bitterly. He was sitting next to Abe in the back seat of some black government SUV, tinted windows, reinforced steel, the works. Their driver had left, said he'd be back in a half and hour or so, and so here they sat, with not even the radio to keep them occupied. Looking over at Abe, he smiled deviantly. His friend sat there in a long black leather trench coat he wore on missions where there maybe civilians, dark shades covered his eyes and he appeared to be gazing out the window, head resting in is hand boredly.

Hellboy reached out his left hand and brushed it over the side of Abe's face, the fishman turned slightly, pulling his shades off to look at his friend. "Something wrong?"

Hellboy pulled that smirk that was unique to him and shrugged as best he could in the confined space. "Nah, just bored off my ass..."

Abe nodded. "The driver should be back in twenty minutes." He informed. But Hellboy wasn't going to just sit here and stare at the back of the other seats for another 20 freakin minutes. Leaning over he pulled Abe's face into his and kissed him. The fishman didn't resist but deepened the kiss, thrusting his cool tongue into Hellboy's hot mouth, while hitting the lock on the door. Not that it would do much good, the driver had keys anyway; but the heightened sense that they might be caught in the act electrified the situation. Hellboy fumbled with Abe's pants but finally got them undone and Abe slid them down his slender thighs to expose his hard cock that busted out and flopped against his thigh, slick, green, and throbbing full of blood. Hellboy lowered his mouth over it, but instead of swallowing it right off; he switched it up and decided to try Abe's method. He breathed his heated breath onto the cock clenched in his fist, then licked the head making it extra wet before reversing and blowing cool air onto the now twitching organ. "Hellboy Goddamn it..." Abe swore.

His mouth swallowed over the hard organ, Abe threw his head back into the nice leather seats. Hellboy sucked hard, pulling on the cock in his mouth. The once unbearable silence now filled by grunts, moans, and sucking noises. Abe pounded his clenched fist down against the door panel as he jerked his hips up to hit Reds mouth; Hellboy gagged and spit oozed out of his mouth down the shaft of the cock.

From outside there was a howling noise, followed by a bunch of shuffling. Hellboy stopped and looked out the tinted windows. His eyes went wide. "Holy crap..." He breathed, still trying to catch his breath. Abe opened his eyes blearily and looked around, eyes stopping dead on where the creature stood, only yards from the van. Abe turned to Hellboy. "Should we...?"

Hellboy seemed to think, but not long before he waved the creature off and removed his work belt, disregarding it carelessly.

"Eh, why wreck a good urban legend, huh?" Hellboy said shuffling his shorts down his thick legs. "I got better things to be doing then chasing him through the wilderness.

Abe seemed to hesitate between duty and pleasure, but ultimately smirked slightly and turned away from the window, where outside, Bigfoot had already come and gone.

Red leaned back ready to receive is blowjob, spreading his legs just so. Abe leaned down and swallowed the whole thing, gagging only once, which of coarse, wasn't enough for the persnickety demon. He put his left hand on the back of his friends head and pushed down forcing more of his cock into the helpless fishmans mouth, choking him almost immediately.

"Damn... Abe..." HB grunted, shifting slightly before jerking into Abe's mouth again.

Before either knew what had happened, Hellboy was bent over Abe, fucking into his hot wet slit, enjoying the warmth that encased his throbbing member. The way Abe's cock pressed into his thigh, or the way Abe tasted in these primal moments as they careened towards orgasm. "Fuck...Fuck...Fuck, damn it, Red," Abe breathed out in gasps. "Harder, fuck me...yes...yeeesss."

Hellboy obliged burying his full length and couldn't help but think of them as two horny hormonal teenagers in the backseat of their borrowed parents car, fucking like their lives depended on it.

Through the euphoria, Abe was thinking as Hellboy drove into him; he could hear a wet smacking noise with every thrust. It made him think of how this whole thing started. The hotel room in D.C. The city of his mysterious origin, what an apt place, Abe thought darkly. Above him Hellboy's lips collided with his. Abe moaned inwardly as their tongues fought. Release was imminent, just over the horizon, closer...closer. Hellboy growled and with three finite thrusts he spilled deep in Abe who could swear he felt the hot seed within him, burning hot in his core. Abe couldn't help himself as he bust upon Hellboy's stomach. Foot steps outside the car signaled the drivers approach. Hellboy moved like lightning, snatching his shorts up and heaving them on in a split second. Abe however wasn't as quick and only managed to grab his pants off the floor before the door opened and the drive, Hellboy though was names Joe, hopped in, closed the door and turned to them. Thinking fast Abe pulled his long coat over him and masked his lack of pants.

"So you guys see anything?"

Hellboy shrugged and acted irked. "Nope not a damn thing, told the guys it was a bust..." He growled then when the driver turned away he winked at Abe who wrestled his pants back on quickly. Feeling slightly off as his wet thighs and crotch slid awkwardly against the material. He sighed and slid his shades back on.

"So not one sighting? Not even a deer?" Joe asked as he pulled away back onto the main road.

Hellboy grunted and Joe looked at them in the rear view mirror. "Nothing? Nothing happened?" He said baffled.

And he had every right to be baffled Hellboy thought, with all the sightings in the area this was prime Bigfoot viewing territory. Everyone who'd been in these woods said they've had at least one sighting... but tonight...

"Just wasn't our night I guess..." Hellboy all but laughed.

Abe smiled into the glass as he closed his eyes, in a desperate attempt to get some sleep.