::::: If Tobi were to get a tooth decay ::::: Season 2::::: Chapter 10:::::

Now that I think about the Akatsuki…I don't think I've seen Tobi for the last few days.

Hm…where could he be?

Anyhow, Naruto and I made our way outside, and we followed the shoreline, searching in places which looked very suspicious.

I don't even know why we're doing thi-!

I found something!

A person who was buried in the ground, only his head above the ground.

The guy had slick silver hair and violet eyes, and I was guessing it was Hidan.

He looked like Hidan.

His expression is like Hidan's.

"GET ME OUT OF THIS *PICKLING* BEACH HOLE!" He screamed, veins popping; looking at us.

…yup.

This has got to be Hidan.

Naruto laughed, "Do you know him, dattebayo?"

I fake laughed, "No, Naruto! I don't know that guy! Let's make a run for it before we die from his hands!"

"HEY *PICKLE*! DON'T *PICKLING* IGNORE ME!" Hidan yelled, getting more irritated by the second.

"Are you sure you don't know him, dattebayo?" Naruto asked, just to make sure.

I nodded, "Of course I don't know him. He's some random dude from outer space."

"…I thought he was in the Akatsuki. Wasn't he the one who killed Asuma-sensei?" Naruto asked.

I froze in my spot.

That's right.

Hidan sort of DID kill Asuma…apparently, but little did Konoha peeps know, all Hidan just did was kidnap him.

But they thought we'd kill him…we're not that mean.

Emphasis on 'we', meaning Akatsuki.

Back to Asuma, e actually just hid him somewhere…

"Hey, hey!" Naruto waved a hand in front of my face, "Are you there, Natsumi-chan!"

I snapped out of my little daydreams or trance or whatever and blinked at Naruto, "Yeah?"

"That dude's from the Akatsuki, right, dattebayo?" Naruto asked, pointing at Hidan.

I opened my mouth but said nothing, then closed it, and shook my head.

I pointed at Hidan, "NO! HE'S AN IMPOSTER!"

Naruto's jaw dropped to the ground, "SAY WHAT, DATTEBAYO!"

I nodded, "That's not Hidan – er, Heidi! It's some imposter who tried to look like my friend!"

"…I'm your *pickling* friend?" Hidan raised an eyebrow and screwed his face up to make this unreadable expression.

I can say what it meant in a sentence, but not in a few words.

NO, wait…this is what I think it said: WTFH I thought I hated you and you hated me cause I wasn't your friend so that's why I wasn't your friend because I thought that you thought that I thought that you thought that I hated you and you hated me.

Haha, lol right?

I didn't understand any of that.

Anyway, apart from that, Hidan walked over and looked at both me and Naruto, his face unscrewed.

Then a mischievous glint went PING in his eyes.

"Ooohh…I never knew you 2 *pickles* went together…NaruNatsu." Hidan snickered.

I glared and clenched my fists, crushing the rocks I had in my hands to dust, "YOU. WANNA. FIGHT?"

"Bring it on, *pickle*!" Hidan went into a fighting position and froze in his place.

I laughed, "You know, Hidan, have you seen the other members around?"

He shook his head, "No *pickle*. Last time I *pickling* saw them, they were *pickling* kidnapped by that *pickling* Tobi."

I laughed, "They seriously got kidnapped by Tobi?"

There was silence in the air, then Hidan spoke up, "Well, *pickle*, if you wanna know so badly…that piece of *pickle* Tobi went and took the *pickling* others…with that *pickling* black mask of his."

I nodded slowly, "So…basically…the other Akatsuki members got kidnapped by the idiot."

"That's right."