After Miku's victory dances….
"Rin!" Neru groaned, soaking up the feeling of losing. "I need some tips. Who's judging the singing contest?"
"Ehm, one sec," Rin paused for a second, plodding over to the kitchen. "Guys, who's judging next round? Seriously? Fine, whatever." Rin the plodded back to Neru. "Kaito."
Neru frowned. "This is going to make things a lot harder." Rin looked at her with curiosity.
"Harder how? Kaito's an idiot."
"I was planning on seducing the judge…." Neru sighed. Why did life have it in for her today? Why couldn't the judge have been…well, now that she thought about it, who would she have been cool with seducing? There was Rin. And ah, apart from that, everybody in the Vocaloid house was not worthy of being seduced,
in Neru's eyes.
"Well, good luck with that. Kaito can be so oblivious."
"And you can't?"
"Yes, but I'm a cute fourteen year old girl. I'm allowed."
"But, what if it turned out that Len or someone liked you and you couldn't tell because you're an oblivious fool?"
"I make things happen my way, Neru. You should know that." Rin smirked for a second, before grinning. "Now, you better seduce Kaito and seduce him good, because I've got ten pounds on this!"
"No pressure then."
"Aw, come on, by betting for you, we're just showing our faith in you! Apart from those who are betting on Miku, obviously."
Just as Neru was about to reply, the rest of the Vocaloids entered the room. Kaito was looking solemn, though he was breaking out in tiny smiles every few seconds. Miku and Neru once again stood a short distance away from each other, ready to sing.
"Okay," Kaito barked, though he began to grin and speak in a softer tone afterwards. "Miku, you can sing first. Neru come sit down - are you thirsty? We're not very good hosts here at the Vocaloid house, I have no idea why-"
"Get on with it!" Meiko poked Kaito on the cheek. With her fist.
"Sure, onii-sama!" Miku bent down to turn on the CD player, and all the female Vocaloids noticed that her skirt had been shortened by around an inch. Or three. The females grimaced, whereas Kaito and Gakupo gaped rudely.
Miku then turned her attention towards Kaito. "Staring back at you, staring back at me, inside our own closed off world." Miku flashed a cheeky grin. "Acting oblivious, but yet we both pretend, that our intoxication might be sensed!"
"You can beat this Neru," Rin whispered behind her hand into Neru's ear, which made it boldly obvious that she was whispering. "Look at her! She's all talk no walk."
"You mean she's not being physical enough, don't you?"
"Yeah."
"As time passed, I feel that my heart, must keep hidden, so I may approach." Miku took long, sweeping strides towards Kaito, putting her hand on his knees and smiling. "I heave a sigh, because around you, I feel far from myself!" Miku then shook her rear in time to the music. Just as she was about to continue singing, she was interrupted.
"Go, Miku!" Meiko cheered with a lack of enthusiasm. "I think that's quite enough to give Kaito a taste of your singing."
Miku frowned at the older woman, but swapped places with Neru anyway. There was no point arguing with Meiko. Neru looked at Rin for a second, before turning on the CD player. The tune of Spice began to blare.
"How risqué," Rin murmured, slightly surprised. Spice? How exotic. How, sexual and enticing. How playboy.
"At four AM, awoken by a stomach ache, said something like, 'How much ice cream did I eat yesterday?'. I cannot evade or make an excuse for this, and I feel like I'm going to die in pain." Neru sung, forcing a wonky smile upon her face.
Kaito leant forward, nodding with compassion, empathy and understanding.
"'Only one' I had said, it's so cliché! Makes me laugh a bit. Just want to indulge myself in ice cream! Sweet and cold ice cream, I love only you. Your vanilla taste that makes me dazed. I want to feel you, throughout my body!"
Kaito grinned. Oh God. Ice cream. He needed it. Immediately. He dashed to the kitchen, and came back with a half eaten tub of chocolate-chip.
"Who's the winner, Kaito?" Rin demanded, clutching the money in her pocket desperately. She'd won off of Miku, so if she could win of Neru for this round and the fist fight, then she could definitely become rich!
"Well, ah, Miku gets points for under-age seduction tactics, and Neru gets points for emotional seduction, which some people could say is psychological manipulation," Kaito said. A serious look lingered on his face. "Eheh, I can't decide!"
Neru and Miku glanced at each other. "What?"
"The round is a draw," Kaito smiled anxiously.
"You're so not worth my time or under-age sexual antics!" Miku growled, leaving the room.
"Well, I liked the show," Gakupo muttered.
After another 'beating-up-Gakupo' session….
There was then a break. Rin, Neru and Len sat in the Kagamine's bedroom. Len was lying with his head hanging off his bed, reading a magazine about music, whereas Rin and Neru were sat on Rin's bed chatting.
"Have you ever thought about getting a haircut? Surely maintaining all that hair must be a hassle," Rin commented, wiggling the end of Neru's ponytail like a jump rope.
"It's my trade-mark. I enjoy having long hair too. It keeps my feet warm in bed," Neru replied, shrugging. She'd never needed bed-socks because she slept in a curled position with her hair covering her feet.
"Doesn't that make your hair kind of gross?"
"Isn't your outfit kind of gross?"
"Hey!" Rin paused. "It's just a school uniform. What's with your shorts underneath the skirt? I mean, are those supposed to be visible?"
"If I didn't have the shorts then my legs would be on display way too much. Just like Miku today; that was horrible!"
"Uh-huh. I mean, who wears Hello Kitty knickers anymore?"
Neru cringed. "That really wasn't my point."
After more conversing, the girls and Len trooped downstairs into the living room. Luka, Meiko, Kaito and Gakupo were putting money into a pot as Miku practiced some punches. Neru went over to her, and smirked.
"If you damage my nose, I will shave your head in your sleep," Miku warned timidly, dropping her hands to her sides.
"If you shave off my hair, I'll hang you with my tights." Neru countered, glaring at Miku.
"Hey, hey, ladies, no need to fight," Gakupo smiled, putting his arms around the two girls. "Spread the love. You know, teal and yellow, quite a good combo!" Gakupo waggled his eyebrows, putting the ends of Neru's side pony and one of Miku's twin tails together.
Miku and Neru (as a combo) then shoved the purple samurai.
"What a creep," Neru sneered.
"Creepier than Kaito," Miku agreed.
"Why aren't there any normal guys?" Neru queried thoughtfully. Not that guys were her main problems at that time.
"Yeah, I know," Miku replied half-heartedly. The two girls then stared at each other. Had they just had a conversation? A friendly one?
"I'm gonna win this, Hatsune!" Neru roared. She didn't want anyone mistaking her and Miku as semi-friends.
"Are you two ready?" Luka asked, looking at the money in the pot.
"Yeah," Neru grinned.
"I suppose," Miku sighed. She'd put on shoulder pads and knee guards. She'd even been tempted to put on a helmet!
"Well, you just need to choose your characters and-"
"What?" Rin asked, glancing around. Characters? What characters?
"Ah, did we not tell you?" Len asked, looking at Rin. "We all decided that Miku would probably die during a real fist fight, so they're going to playing on Super Smash Bro's Brawl."
"Ah," Rin sighed. Was Neru any good at gaming? Well, she had the right kind of fingers for it. Fast and elegant. Fingers that knew their way around.
Miku and Neru sat down in front of the TV. Neru chose to play with a game cube controller - which was a good choice, seeing as she really did have the right fingers for gaming. - whereas Miku chose to play with the Wii remote. Rin and Len had successfully unlocked all the characters, so there was quite a choice.
Miku who was not very familiar with gaming, had no idea who to pick. "Um, I'll pick that cute girl," Miku smiled.
"Miku, that's Marth from the fire emblem games. A dude," Len tutted, ashamed of Miku's lack of knowledge. Though, Miku had picked a good choice. A graceful fighter.
"How 'bout you Neru?" Meiko wondered. Many times had she played the game with Len, Rin and Kaito, drunk and sober.
"I'll go with….Link then. An old classic," Neru muttered, selecting her character.
Ready, set, go!
Miku glanced at the Wii controller. "How do I use this thing?" She tilted it to one side, and then the other, all while Neru was furiously battling Miku's character. The blonde haired girl's tongue stuck out while she battled, sometimes even making rather insulting comments.
"Marth? What kind of name is Marth? Prepare to die!" Neru cackled to herself, her eyes locked on the screen.
"Miku, hurry, this game only lasts two minutes!" Gakupo warned, shaking his head. Why, of why had he betted on Miku for a fist fight?
Oh yeah, 'cause nobody else had.
Suddenly, Miku's character was in a glowing triangle. He then flew off the screen, not helped by Miku's lack of training.
Soon after, Neru had won, with six K.O's.
Afterwards, the Vocaloids paused. " An over-all draw?" Rin frowned.
"This is all your fault, Kaito!" Meiko raged, looking longingly at the pot of money.
"You have to pick a winner," Luka insisted, wishing she hadn't gotten involved in the whole scandalous betting situation.
"Well, seeing as Neru didn't have a hissy fit when I said it was a draw, I suppose she should be the winner," Kaito shrugged. He didn't have much money on either of the two girls - it didn't matter to him.
"But, but!"
"Too bad, Miku," Rin beamed, punching Miku's arm playfully.
"I hate you all!" Miku yelped, before fleeing the room.
The Vocaloids paused for a second, before Meiko broke the silence.
"Did I tell you? I found my Camcorder this morning, and I think I might've filmed some drunken behaviour," Meiko smirked. "Shall we watch it?"
The Vocaloid population groaned. It was still embarrassing to get drunk, even if you were with your closest friends!
"I'll go get Miku," Luka murmured, striding out of the room. When she returned, she was clutching Miku's arm. She also had Tako Luka attached to her face.
"Ooh dump wa t' what e!" Luka declared, with the slightly scary octopus thing on her face. Gakupo quickly translated.
"You have to watch it, Luka," he smiled kindly. "Who knows? Maybe it'll turn out you actually love me inside despite the cold and insulting outside ."
Luka shook her head stubbornly. Meiko, Kaito and Gakupo all began to tug at Taco Luka. Finally, the young octopus head was yanked off Luka's face, leaving small traces of octopus gunk. Meiko then proceeded to kick Tako Luka out of the door.
"Meiko!" Luka yelped. "That thing is like my baby!"
"I can be your baby now, eheh," Meiko teased, before setting up the camcorder. Miku, Kaito, Gakupo and Meiko plopped themselves down on the couch, while Neru sat on a chair with Rin and Len on the arm-rests.
The video began.
"So, hi guys! I'm making a video on the types of drunk peeps, so lets go have a look, yeah? I'm Meiko if you didn't realise, and I am the camera-man, producer and editor of this shocking short film."
Meiko's voice sounded nasally and ridiculously cheerful. As Meiko walked, there were images of the hall way, littered was bright red paper cups. Meiko entered the living room where Kaito and Gakupo were sat on the couch.
"So y'all, looks like we've found our first two types of drunks! Kaito's a crier," the camera zoomed into Kaito's sobbing face. A bubble of snot was forming. "And it looks like Gakupo's a happy drunk, like me!" The camera then zoomed into Gakupo who was laughing while Kaito cried on his shoulder.
"And, and nobody understands me. You're a woman! What attracts you to guys? I'm a nice guy. I-I-I just don't get it!" Kaito wept, rubbing his nose on Gakupo's shoulder.
"Oh my God man, you're just too funny. You should, like, be a total stand up comedian. Kaito the funny guy! You want some more punch? Or I could make you a shot. Or we could freeze chocolate and put vodka inside and them!" Gakupo laughed, tears dribbling down his cheeks. It was all just that funny.
Meiko, who was apparently quite creeped out, walked out of the door, facing the men. She jumped up each step of the stairs, before tripping on the last one. She clung onto the top step with her fingers.
"I've got to be more careful! Ahahahahahaha!" Meiko spluttered, dragging herself on to the top step. She crawled down the corridor until she got to the bathroom.
Inside, there was no-one. Meiko looked around before sighing loudly. "To the stairs!" She laughed, and happily bounded to the stairs. After nearly killing herself on the stairs, Meiko entered the kitchen.
Loud music was playing, and Miku was on the table in her Black Rock Shooter outfit dancing like an insane animal at mating season.
"Woah! Miku turns into a stripper when she's drunk. Who woulda thunk it?" The camera zoomed into Miku, who currently had a shot glass peeping out of her shorts. On the table, she slapped her bottom before attempting to do 'The Worm'. That ended up with her banging her chin on the table and having to drink some more alcohol to cheer her up.
The camera then zoomed into Luka who was sat at the table with a slightly quizzical expression. The feather boa had been tied into a make-shift turban around her head. Her head looked like a bright pink bird had attacked it.
"Oh, hey, Mei," Luka mumbled, standing up shakily. She had to use her arms for balance. An aeroplane jet thing. "You know what I like 'bout you? You try stuff." Luka pointed her finger at Meiko, giggling before wrapping her arms around Meiko's neck. Meiko pointed the camera at their faces, (which were getting rather close!) so the viewers could see the arm-neck action.
"I try everything, don't I?" Meiko agreed happily, pointing the camera at Luka's face. Miku had put red and blue eye shadow on Luka. She looked like she'd been in an accident.
"You know what you should try?" Luka slurred, her face breaking into a grin. "Me." Luka went for a quick snog, but ended up burying her head into Meiko's neck. Meiko shuddered as the turban tickled her cheek. "You're so warm. Are you actually like, a tiger? They're supposed to be warm, aren't they? As long as you're not furry. Imagine that!" She nuzzled Meiko happily, while the said woman giggled hysterically.
"Luka's a flirty drunk. Aren't you? Aren't you Luka?" Meiko cooed, patting Luka's head with her free hand.
"Uh-huh," Luka agreed, though she was beginning to look rather drowsy. "Whatever you said." Just as she was on the verge of falling asleep, Rin and Len burst into the room, singing we are the champions very squeakily and very loudly. Neru stumbled in after them, plonking herself down on a seat.
Miku - seeing her new found audience- began to dance wilder than ever, gyrating her arms and hips madly. Neru began to chuck fruit at her, just for a laugh.
"Rin and Len are hyper drunks! I wonder what kind of drunk Neru- Do you have a thing for Miku?" Meiko demanded, as Neru threw a kiwi at Miku's ever-moving stomach.
"Nu-uh!" Neru responded, sticking her tongue out.
"Ted?"
"I don't do people with spectacles," Neru murmured, thoughtful for a second. "But, but, if he were like, not thirty one, and he bought contacts, then he'd be on my sex-a-licious list."
"Len?"
"He's kind of wimpy, but, ehehe, he's so cute. He's like a little puppy and I could just eat him! But not at the top of my list, you know?"
"Haku?"
"She's lush," Luka commented, rolling her head around Meiko's neck.
"I don't wanna talk about it."
"Neru, does that mean?"
Neru muttered grumpily. "I tell you, I never had a crush on her. Promise. Swear down. It's not my fault she's constantly hugging me. She's like a hen. Cluck cluck cluck!"
Meiko burst out laughing again. Rin and Len stared.
"Wassup?" Len yelled.
"Wassup you?" Rin yelled back at him.
"Rin, you have, you have shiz. In your teeth!"
"Oh my God, help me get it off?" Len went to brush the so called 'shiz' off of Rin's tooth, but Rin had already mashed their faces together. The camera zoomed in as the Kagamine's kissed.
Gakupo suddenly ran in the room, followed by a still-crying Kaito.
"Neru, your girlfriend is cheating!" Gakupo screeched, in shock at his discovery.
"I know right! How dare she! Breaking my heart like that," Neru growled, pushing out her chair and grabbing Rin's wrist. "Someone needs to be taught a lesson!" Neru began to kiss with such force, such passion, that it looked rather violent.
The camera zoomed in.
"Maybe this is why I can't get any girls," Kaito cried sadly, sniffing. "It's like slut-central in here, but they're all lesbians!" Kaito dropped to his knees. " Lesbians!"
"Yeah, but, we're drunk onii-sama," Miku pointed out. "If I were sober, I wouldn't do this."
Miku took on a crouching stance upon the table, before running wildly (still on the table) and flinging herself onto Neru's back. Neru stumbled, and soon enough, she toppled over onto the floor. Still holding Rin's wrist, Rin got dragged down with her. Miku knelt behind Neru, holding her face. Miku's long twin-tails surrounded Neru, and their faces were oh-so close. Rin was lying awkwardly on Neru's torso and legs.
"God, this is hot," Gakupo murmured.
The camera one again zoomed in.
Miku kissed Neru's forehead teasingly. Rin, always the competitive one, went straight for Neru's lips.
Neru blinked, before her eyes closed gently.
"Slut-central!" Kaito cried out, covering his eyes with his arm. They were all amazed he had any tears left.
Len suddenly grabbed Rin by the waist and yanked her upwards. "I thought you were mine?"
"I'm flexible," Rin shrugged teasingly. "But you are one of my top options." Once again, the two young blonde's were kissing. Meiko was amazed by the display of love going on.
Luka looked up at Meiko, with dewy eyes. "See, why aren't we doing that?"
"Because your aim is crap."
"Meiko!" Luka frowned, slapping Meiko's stomach playfully. She then bit the said woman's lip and smirked.
There was little sound from Meiko as she stuck the camera out so she wasn't being filmed any longer. Miku was still kneeling with Neru, smiling.
"Green is the enemy," Neru insisted stubbornly.
"But you're cute." Miku pouted.
"The enemy." Neru struggled upwards, before plodding clumsily to the work surface, where various alcohols were displayed. She nearly smashed a bottle by getting a refreshment. Afterwards, she pulled Rin and Len apart, giving them both a quick kiss.
"My lovely little Slagamines," she sighed dreamily.
Gakupo sighed, in a more depressive manner. "Maybe you're right Kaito. Maybe we are surrounded by lesbians."
"Uh-huh," Kaito nodded. "And I'm not gay for you. We're not going anywhere tonight."
"Ah, well. I'll enjoy the show!" Gakupo grinned, taking out his phone, ready to snap some shots. And drink the alcoholic kind.
AN: Remember, drink responsibly! I've never really written drunk things before, so sorry if any the language was offensive or things were just plain not funny. I tried to fit in all the pairings you guys mentioned, so I hope I did okay! Seeing as this chapter was getting a little long, I may do a continuation of the video in the beginning of the next chapter. Any thoughts?
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Random Reviewer: Hello again! I put in slight NeruxTed, though, he wasn't actually...Anyway, thanks for the review and I hope you enjoyed!
Aisu-Kun: Good to hear! I'm glad you liked the NeruxHaku - I think those two are quite cute, and Doki Doki Yuri Gakuen was a perfect chance to put in some HakuxNeru time. Hope you enjoyed this chapter! :-)
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