Chapter... 9? gah lost track 0_0 yeah oh wait... yup chapter 9! Jeez I'm absent minded x_x!

So umm... oh yeah disclaimer! yeah... just woke up...my mind is still kind of.. eh, asleep o3o;

DISCLAIMER! : I do not own Naruto sadly Q_Q but I do own the OC's and my friend Alex owns Taka =P

Sigh... Just a few more minutes in this borefest and then it's lunch break!

Okami, Kitsune, and Taka were all in math class. Okami liked math, and she was good at it too, but the teacher who taught it was just so insanely boring.

Ugh, how does his wife deal with it? Is she just as boring? Does he even have a wife? Ah, yup theres a wedding ring. Jeez.. Mr. and Mrs. Boremiser? The Boreths? The Boredinskis? Boroonies?

Then she noticed this big, long, crusty, hair coming out of his nose.

Oh jeez what the heck! MY EYES! GAH! WHY MUST I NOTICE THAT!

She hurried up and looked away before the hair moved anymore from him slowly talking.

She decided to look out the window. Then she noticed a lock of blonde hair swish in a fast movement.

There was only one person with long blonde hair who could move ninja fast.

Deidara? What's he doing here?

She shrugged then continued her boring class.

Timeskip

It was lunch time and she met the rest of the girls at their lunch table they sit at. But when she got there, some extras had joined them. Aka, Deidara, Itachi, Sasori, Hidan, Pein, and Konan.

What are they doing here!

"Guys! What are you doing here!" she exclaimed, running over there.

Deidara hugged her.

"We're here to make sure you guys are okay. After what happened to Tobi." Pein explained. Him and Konan were dressed kind of, punkish.

"So, where did you guys get the clothes?" asked Neko curiously before she took a bite of her salad.

"We went to a place called a 'clothing store' and got them." Pein said coolly.

Taka tilted her head "Wait, where did you get the money? How did you pay for them?"

"We didn't." he said simply.

Kitsune spit her water all over Kimi. "Wait... you guys...STOLE THEM!" she practically screamed.

Kimi was still drying herself then sighed "Kitsune jeez don't tell the whole world!" by now, they were already getting some odd stares.

Okami face palmed "Gosh darnet... you guys stole clothes? Great. They probably caught that on camera too." she sighed "Well anyways we need disguise names for you all."

Ketsueki jumped up and glomped Hidan off guard. "Hidan will be Jack Daniels!"

Pretty much everyone gave her a 'wth?' look. And Hidan was still trying to register what just happened.

Then he burst out "What kind of a crap name is that!" which echoed, and got some more odd stares.

Kitsune just face palmed and sprayed him in the face with her spray bottle.

Then, Okami looked up at the guys "Okay Deidara, your going to beeee...-"

Kitsune burst out "Mack Bonzo!" Okami fell backwards anime style.

"What the heck Kitsune... not Mack Bonzo! He should be... Bob...Norris?"

Kimi gasped. "Dangit! that was going to be Sasori's last name!" she grinned "Fine.. then Sasori is going to be... Arnold!"

Then she said in an foreign accent "Mah name eez Ahnold! Ahnold Swartzneggah!"

(yeah I know that's not how his last name is spelled but w/e o3o )

"No Kimi that would totally give it away that he's disguising... how about... Arnold …. Swartzpigger?" Neko asked with a mouth full of salad.

"What the heck no! He doesn't look like a pig! Okay okay, Arnold... Reggenztraws?" she said getting an odd look from Sasori.

She sighed "I don't know! I could only think of his last name backwards!" Okami just sighed and nodded to that in agreement.

"Okay, so we have Jack Daniels, Bob Norris, and Arnold Reggenztraws... jeez those really sound like fake names.. but it'll have to do. Now, about you three." she said turning to Pein, Konan, and Itachi.

Okami grinned "How about, Stanley Rinkle Smith, Matilda Marie Magillicutti, and Simon Feenklemiser!"

Everyone just stared. Ketsueki burst out "Those names suck what the heck!"

Okami laughed "I know.. I just wanted to say those."

"Hey guys Itachi can be Ahichu Leseaw!" Kitsune said in a joking tone.

The girls, except for Konan that is, all giggled.

Okami looked at Itachi and decided a name "How about Willie... Willie Turner?" Neko sighed. "We're so screwed with these names."

Take stared at Pein and Konan "How about, Thomas Reinston and Kyra Minori?"

Pein nodded "Very well. Deidara will go with Okami, Itachi will go with Kitsune, Hidan with Ketsueki, Sasori with Kimi, and Konan will stay with me. We will go with Taka and Neko." he said very umm, leader like.

Timeskip!

"Hello class. Today, we are introducing some new students. We will be welcoming Bob Norris, Arnold Reggenztraws, Jack Daniels, and William Turner." everyone gave odd looks. A lot of girls were staring at Itachi, Deidara, Hidan, and Sasori.

Okami gave all the girls death glares while holding Deidara's hand, causing them to look away in fear.

You ho-bags! ... try to stare at my boyfriend!

She didn't realize she was squeezing the life out of Deidara's poor hand.

She hurried up and let go "Woops! Sorry Dei- errrm, Bob." he nodded and gave a chuckle "It's okay Okami, un."

They sat next to each other in class.

Sasori showed no emotion towards any of the girls, Itachi did the same, and Hidan just smirked at them.

Ketsueki started growling slightly and almost turned her head all the way around to glare at them, causing them to look down.

And that's pretty much how the rest of school was.

Moar Timeskip for like the 3rd time!

Okami was driving her car with their group to her house. All of the girls already got their parents' permission to spend the night again.

She dropped them off before stating "Sorry guys, but I gotta go pay for the clothes and get some dog food." when she mentioned dog food, her two golden retrievers and her husky barked in the background.

"Okay Okami. We'll try not to burn down the house or anything." Ketsueki said smirking.

Okami sighed "Please don't. I do-" but before she could say anymore, Tobi came running out.

"Look senpai! Tobi is just one Tobi again!" he said hugging Deidara. Deidara growled "Get off me, yeah!"

Okami just giggled and shook her head "Well guys, I'm off!"she gave Deidara a quick kiss then drove off.

Holy crap another Timeskip!

She was humming the caramelldansen tune when she was driving home.

Okami had gotten some supplies and soda and some movies for Friday night.

She pulled in the driveway and saw a weird guy with a trenchcoat jump into a bush off the street.

He looks suspicious... why do I have a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach?

She sighed and grabbed the supplies. She fed her dogs then went inside to put away the soda.

"Guys I'm back!" she yelled. No response. Okay something isn't right...

Then she heard giggling.

She ran upstairs and immediately smelled burning rope.

When she opened the door to the guest room she saw everyone sitting there laughing.

And there, in the middle of the room, was a pile of weed on a plate being smoked.

She dropped the groceries. "WHAT THE HECK!" she screamed and Kitsune giggled at her "Okami! c'mere maan!" she said before hugging Itachi.

Itachi was passed out passed out with a bottle in his hand.

"Alcohol too! what the heck guys! I leave for ten minutes and THIS happens!" she was pissed off now. She looked at Sasori. For some reason he was affected by this.

"Why is Sasori affected?" she asked Kakuzu thinking he didn't bother trying any stuff.

He just looked at her and laughed "Silly, the weird guy who gave us this stuff turned him human!"

She froze "Wait, did he have a trenchcoat!" she asked and Kakuzu nodded before smoking more.

Then Deidara stumbled up to her "Okami! un." he swayed and fell on her, passed out.

She was stuck, with Deidara passed out on top of her. Oh gosh... dang.. he's heavy! She tried pushing him off, but to no avail.

So the next best thing was tried, she poked his cheek. He groaned then slowly opened his eyes and chuckled "Okami-chan , un." Okami sighed "Deidara, get off me."

He chuckled "You didn't say the magic word, yeah." she facepalmed "Is it please?" he shook his head "No, un. It's art, un!" Okami sighed "I should have guessed. Anyways you guys need to wake up and get sober."

She looked over and saw Hidan blushing at Kakuzu before giggling "I love you Kakuzu! I wanna huuug you! Aand kiiiss you! Kuzu-kun! C'mere! Kuuuzu-kuuun!" he said walking over and trying to hug Kakuzu.

"Hidan... what the heck did you drink?" he asked in a more sober tone while backing up from Hidan.

Okami sighed "At least Kakuzu is semi-sober... gawsh.. that's it!" she got up getting a whine from Deidara.

She took the weed out of Kimi's grasp and threw it out the window hitting some guy who was riding a bike on the head.

Then she grabbed a beer bottle out of Ketsueki's hand getting a growl. She took a deep breath and yelled "OKAY GUYS GET OUT OF HERE AND GET SOBER BEFORE I GET EVEN MORE PISSED!"

Tobi walked up to her and glomped her.

She growled but then got an idea and lifted up Tobi's mask. It had another mask. Dang!

She shrugged and kicked Tobi in the shin. Then looked over and saw Ketsueki and Hidan kissing.

Hehehe.. I knew that would happen sometime! I'm gonna get Ketsueki for what she did.

She took out her phone and took a picture.

Then she noticed Zetsu was hugging her plant.

"Zetsu, what are you doing?" She asked tilting her head.

"I am dancing with my girlfriend. Her name is Nancy!" Okami sweatdropped "Oookaay..."

Then she saw that Kitsune and Taka were dancing in her cat costumes.

"OKAY THATS IT!" she stomped over to Pein and Konan, who where both giggling.

She pimp-slapped Pein across the face. "TELL THEM TO GET OUT NOW GOSH DARNET!" Konan gasped then giggled for no reason.

Pein was still shocked but he started to get up.

"Very...we-well.." he said half mumbling. He staggered to the door and passed out. She growled.

Time to do this myself I guess.

She ran over and whacked Tobi with the bottle. Then whacked Kisame, who was too close to her fish then for comfort.

She then wacked Hidan with the bottle where a guy should not be wacked.

Ketsueki went to slap Okami but she easily dodged it and pimp-slapped her. She wacked Kakuzu then pimp-slapped everyone else.

Everyone left groaning, rubbing their cheeks and heads. Except for Hidan who was crouched in pain.

And Deidara who she just dragged out because he was out of it.

Five minutes later everyone was in the kitchen groaning from headaches and drinking coffee.

"Okay. This day has been messed up so far, but we can still have our Friday night party. As soon as you guys explain how this happened." Okami said in an angry tone.

Everyone just groaned.

Okay so that chapter was really long o_o! so please review and stuff! I might be replacing the first chapters because they suck so bad x_x! So um yeah!

Hidan: Why...did...you...hit..me..there!

Me: Cuz.

Hidan: What?

Kitsune: Can't argue with the cuz Hidan.

Hidan: Why?

Both: Cuz.