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chapter ten

An interesting turn of events.

FANGIRLS! DOZENS OF FANGIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sasuke glared at all of them.

"leave my house or you will BURN!" he growled.

"but Sasuke-kun, think of what we could do for you, not that pink-haired slut." Said one of them.

"three."

The first two approached, swinging their hips seductively. "lets go find a dark room."

"two"

they grabbed his arms with one of their arms and their other hands slid further south. "you like that. We can give you some more."

"one." Sasuke burst into motion. He flung the two fangirls back into the crowd and his hands flashed.

"Katon: housenka no jutsu." Sasuke spat several dozen fireballs, and the fangirls let themselves be burned. They screamed in pleasure. Wtf?

The two girls who had first come onto him ran at him. They tackled him and their hands shot down to his cock. They rubbed it and slid their hands inside his pants.

"that's it." Sasuke kicked out with his feet, sending them flying back into the throng. He activated his Sharingan and cursed as he felt his pants tighten. I'm being molested by fangirls. How pathetic. And worst of all, my body likes it! "the next one of you that comes near me dies."

The two that came on to him stood back up.

Sasuke's hands flashed again.

"suiton: Baku suishouha!" he spat a large stream of water and it overcame the crowd. They flew out of his house and into the street. The water came back and formed a wall. Sakura walked in and saw the wall of water and twitched.

"What did they do?"

"they came on to me. I defended my self. They still came onto me."

"and judging by that" she pointed to the noticeable bulge in his pants. " you liked it."

"I've had that since I left the table." He lied.

"oh really." Sakura narrowed her eyes.

"yes really. Oh, they ruined dinner."

"its fine. The snacks are filling everyone up. I found some fangirls hanging by the entrance and I kicked their asses. Remembering that you were alone, I came to find you. From now on, you will never be alone."

Sasuke appeared behind her and wrapped his arms around her. "I don't want to be. Come on, its gift time."

Sasuke picked her up and brought her to the gift room.

Sakura's eyes widened. There was a mountain of presents.

"there were several people from the hospital who stopped buy to give them to you." He said.

Sasuke left her there and went to find Naruto. Said hyperactive knucklehead was grinding with Hinata, which highly disturbed Sasuke.

"ahem" Sasuke coughed. The two stopped and Naruto glared at him.

"can you announce that it's gift time."

"sure, teme." Naruto sucked in a lot of air. Sasuke covered his ears.

"GIFT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto screamed.

"ow" said several people.

Sasuke turned and several people followed him to another room. Sakura sat on top of the mountain and smiled at him. She looked like a princess.

Several cries of "open mine first!" filled he room. Sakura held up a hand and grabbed a random present.

"From Naruto." She grunted. She expected some ramen, but she found a glittering bracelet. She slid it on next to Gaara's, and smiled down at the blonde.

"Thank you, Naruto." She picked up another present. It was from Chouji. It was a…

Several gifts later, Sakura sighed. Sasuke arranged all of this but he never even got her a present. Unless you count the child, fabulous dress, necklace, and party.

She led her guests out of the door, thanking them all. Ino, Shikamaru, Kakashi, and Anko stayed in their rooms.

"C'mon Sakura, I want to show you something." Said Sasuke. He led her out of the mansion into the central courtyard. Sakura gasped. In the courtyard was a beautiful garden, but what really amazed her was the center. In the center there did Sakura trees surround a pond, and the pond glinted in the moonlight. (A/n blame spell check. I am no poet and my girlfriend knows it. I once tried to recite poetry to her and she slapped me because it sounded like I was calling her fat. Ouch! It's true!)

Sasuke drew her over by the pond and held her there. He kneeled and reached into his pocket.

Is he going to…? Sakura thought.

"Sakura, I know this is sudden, but will you… marry me?" he pulled out a small velvet box and opened it. Inside, on a gold band, was the largest diamond Sakura had ever seen.

Sakura wanted to scream and faint right there. SASUKE-KUN ASKED US TO MARRY HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at that ring! It's HUGE! Just like his…

Only then did Sakura realize what it meant if she said yes. She might become Sasuke's baby machine, which meant she wouldn't be walking much. She also realized that they were too young to marry.

Then the thought struck her. Itachi. If he knew, then Sakura would be his target, or worse. I am being so selfish! Sasuke-kun loves me! He WILL protect me!

"Yes." She breathed. She then tackled Sasuke, kissing him and sending them into the pond.

His tongue entered her mouth, exploring every inch of it, and then engaging in a battle with her tongue. Sasuke's hands found themselves winding under Sakura's dress. He grabbed her ass and picked them up from the pond.

He jumped up to the upper story, and navigated the halls until he found their room. He broke the kiss for a second when his lungs were screaming for air. He kicked open the door and then unzipped Sakura's dress. The heavy clothing fell to the ground, and so did Sasuke's jacket, shirt and pants.

He jumped on the bed, still kissing her. He felt Sakura's hands find there way to his boxers, and his already hardened cock. He undid her bra and tossed it aside. She slowly slid off his boxers, along with his shoes. Sasuke smirked and off went Sakura's clothing. Sasuke trailed kisses down her neck, licking the valley of her breasts. His hands gently massaged her breasts, causing Sakura to moan loudly.

Sasuke couldn't wait any longer. He positioned himself at her entrance, and began pumping in and out. Sakura practically screamed his name in ecstasy. She arched her back and dug his nails into his back.

"Ahem" came someone coughing.

They turned to see Kakashi standing in the doorway. Sasuke immediately covered Sakura and then glared at Kakashi.

"I can't get any sleep, so could you keep it down." Said Kakashi.

"Shut the fuck up and get out of here, pervert." Growled Sasuke. Kakashi poofed away and Sakura sighed. In their embarrassment they had both reached their climax.

They continued anyway.

That was a weird chapter.

Sakura: the next time some other women even TOUCHES you, you will kill them. Understood!

Sasuke: Whatever.

Ydwtk: calm down, both of you. You're getting married, remember?

S&S: yeah.

Itachi: there is no such thing as men, there is no such thing as men…(rocks in fetal position)

Ydwtk: If there is no such thing as men, then what are you.

Itachi: …

Ydwtk and Sasuke: gay.

Ydwtk: anyhow, review or I will castrate you(jk)

Ydwtk