Disclaimer: My background on my computer is Ed, and my background on my phone is RoyxEd, but I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist.

Phase: Punk/rebel skater

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"Edward Elric, why are you skateboarding in the hallways?" Roy could clearly hear Hawkeye say.

"Because I'm a rebel." Edward replied smoothly. After that, all Roy heard were a few gunshots. He felt the need to check out the murder scene and was shocked by what he saw.

Edward was dressed in loose black shorts and a band shirt displaying a name Roy couldn't even read. Plus he was skateboarding, and Roy realized that he didn't even know that Ed knew how to skateboard.

Clearly, Edward could not skateboard very well, however, because he fell on his butt soon afterwards.

Roy couldn't help himself; he burst out laughing. Glaring upwards at Roy, Edward gave him a pout-y look that said What-are-you-laugh-at and Wanna-go-bitch?

As a joke, Roy threw up his arms and did the "what now, g" thing that gangsters do, although he found it difficult with the restrictions of his uniform.

Completely out of character of a punk skater, Edward shrank away; he was afraid he was going to get hit. Roy put his arms down.

Regaining himself, Edward jumped up and pushed Roy, because he figured that is what a skater would do.

Roy stood there with his mouth hanging open in shock as Edward continued his rebellion. Quite easily, Edward did an "Ollie" (A/N: from what I hear, that is an easy trick to do).

Hawkeye fired a few bullets at his head.

"Major Elric, I suggest you refrain from doing that in headquarters." She said.

"Y-Yes, sir." Edward hesitated but finally decided not to salute.

"Fullmetal, my office." Roy said. Edward decided to obey the order, as a way to rebel against his rebellion. As soon as the door was shut, Roy turned to face Edward.

"So, what phase are you at now?" Roy said.

"Pft. Why would I tell you?" Edward said in the most disrespectful tone he could.

"Rebel then?"

"Psht." Edward avoided the question with the noise and attempted to grind on Roy's desk with his skateboard. He fell over right away.

"Fullmetal, do not destroy office equipment. Well, then. Rebellious skater, I'm assuming."

"Maybe..." Edward looked up at Roy from his position on the ground. Roy moved closer and towered over Ed.

"Since you are in that position, you know what would be really rebellious?" Roy hinted.

"Roy!" Ed gasped, turning bright red at the suggestion. He checked to make sure the door was closed. He then picked himself up to make sure that there were no more suggestions like that.

"As if that makes you any bigger..." Roy said.

"WHO'RE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER HE'S STANDING OR SITTING, YOU STILL CAN'T SEE HIM WITHOUT A MAGNIFYING GLASS??" Edward burst. Roy chuckled.

"Maybe tonight, we could...?" Roy started, then leaned over and kissed Ed to say what he was talking about.

"But then I won't have any energy for skating!" Edward protested, keeping his camp counselor phase in mind.

"You'd choose skating over our little pleasures?" Roy asked, surprised.

"Damn right." Edward put on one of his determined pouts.

"Hmm. So you're more of a skater than a rebel then."

"How so?"

"Well...what we do is taboo..." Roy pointed out.

"Ooh. Point noted. Hmm..." Edward trailed off in thought. "Okay. Fuck skating." Edward said at last.

"Good, because you mostly fail at it." Roy said.

"Hey!"

For once, one of Edward's phases lasted longer than a day or a week. This was one phase he was going to keep. Due to the fact that his and Roy's relationship was socially taboo, he kept the rebel/punk part of his title.

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A/N: I...don't really like it, but hopefully you will. I do really like the line of "rebel against his rebellion."
Phases not to suggest (the ones I am doing): Hippie, "Revealing clothes", Nerd/Geek(? unsure but maybe), Artsy type of person.
I might create a limit to the phases, but I promise that when I do, I will have a conclusion for this story. Right now the story may seem plotless, but it's basically about Edward finding himself by going through all these phases. Sound good? Yeah, I'm putting that in the summary now.