Deadpool Gets A Bullseye Part 4

"Dear readers, before we begin I have a little request. Last chapter left off with me jumping into a sea of badies. Well starting todays chapter is action. God I fucking love killing those pricks. Anyway, please during the fight scene play some really badass music. That way I seem cooler than this faggot writer makes me look. Love you all. Xoxo, Deadpool."


Deadpool stabbed two guards in the head as Cable shot a blast from his gun. The blast killed about four as Boom Boom sent her energy blasts into another five. Domino pulled out two pistols as she began shooting at the wave of bodies closing in on them. Dogpool jumped onto one of the mercenaries and began biting at him. Deadpool jumped into the air and shoved his two blades through the heads of two more men as Cable hit away one with his metal arm. Domino kicked one in the face and shot him as he fell. Boom Boom was backed into a corner as she was surrounded by five of Bullseye's mercenaries. They grabbed her and stopped her from throwing her energy blasts at them. Deadpool noticed and tried to get Domino and Cable's attention but it didn't work. Boom Boom was carried off and thrown into the back of a van as they drove off. Deadpool ran out of the alley as the van pulled away. A civilian pulled up beside Deadpool, stopping at a stop sign. Deadpool kicked the man off his motorcycle and jumped on.

"Thanks nerd." Deadpool said as he sped off hoping to save Boom Boom.

"Quick follow him!" A mercenary yelled as they all began to pile into vans. Cable shot two of them, causing them to explode. Domino and Dogpool jumped into the jep they had as Cable got in the back and aimed his gun at any vans that tried to stop them.

"Catch up with Wade!" Cable yelled. Domino drove the car out of he alley and started chasing Deadpool who was chasing the van with Boom Boom in it. Two vans appeared behind the jeep Domino was driving as a huge chase began threw Paris. Deadpool got close to the lead van and got to the back window. He reached to his holster and pulled out his Desert Eagle. He was about to shoot the window when a mercenary poked his head out the passenger seat window. He looked back and saw Deadpoool there and his eyes went wide.

"Oh shit!" the man said as Deadpool proceeded to shoot him in the head. Deadpool watched as the man slumped over and he smirked. He was about to look back at the other window when the passenger door flew open and the dead body came flying out.

"Fuck me." Deadpool said, as his motorcycle hit the dead body in the road and he went flying into the air. The bike came out from under him and he began to free fall back down to the street. Behind him the Jeep had been pinned down as a van came flying out of a side street, hitting the Jeep's side. Domino, Dogpool, and Cable were all apprehended as the vans sped to catch up with the leading one. Deadpool landed on the street and laid there for a bit. Snoring was heard as the voice in his head eventually spoke up.

"Hey dumbass, wake up." the deep one said.

"The badies took your friend." the high pitched one continued.

"Shit." Deadpool said, as he raised himself to his knees. He looked around and saw the motorcycle. He got up and began walking towards when someone picked him up by the back of his neck.

"Hey! Put me down you cock gobbler!" Deadpool yelled. He was dropped to the ground and turned around. As he saw who stood there his eyes got wide.

"Who the fuck are you?"