Next part is finally up! I'm sorry I didn't upload this when I promised, been stressed out again. College is just freaking me out. Please understand. But I'll make it up to you guys! I'm gonna post another chapter for this soon. So if it is not up soon, just check again. But I figured it should be by the time you finish reading this. ...I hope.

So anyways, I just have one thing to say and that is for the two 'guests' that are in this chapter. (For you other readers who may have forgotten, I promised a girl and a boy named Jay and Gabriel to be in a few of my chapters. ...But this is for them, so it doesn't matter to the rest of you!) Anyways, I did see your other dares, but I skipped most of them, not for good, they will be in future chapters, but I just skipped to the dares from your friends. And only because of the dares for you two specifically. I might not keep you two for much longer, which I will explain more later at the end, so don't be confused when you see some of the dares you sent in, but not the rest. For time sake, and so I don't ignore the other people who sent in stuff before those were sent in, I'm just...postponing them for now. Okay?

And now with that said, please enjoy the chapter!

"Hey everyone! We are back!" I smile as I look around, my gaze landing on the caged up Daniel, Frederick, and Shady. The rabbit being the only one who didn't seem to care as he waved his head from side to side lazily while humming a strange tune to himself.

Spring rolls his eyes. "Why is that one even more crazy than Mangle?"

"At least he doesn't talk for hours without a break..." I mumble.

"True..." the yellow rabbit shrugs.

Smiling I face you readers. "Oh well, I think it's time we start. And I want to personally point out our guests for today! Jay and Gabriel! They will be staying with us for the whole chapter and possibly the next one, since Jay here did ask to stay for a few chapters."

Jay smiles and waves at the readers. "Hi everyone!"

Gabriel waves next. "Hey!" he smiles.

"Jeez, now we have to deal with people who dare us weird stuff and asks us disturbing things." Spring huffs.

"Oh shut up. Jay's dares and questions weren't bad. In fact, most people's dares haven't been bad." I roll my eyes and face the two. "Don't listen to him. He's just a jerk."

"I am not!"

"Are too."

"Are not!"

"Are too!"

"Are-"

"Okay!" Golden interrupts us. "Kasai, shouldn't we move on to the game now?"

"Oh yeah." I say, pulling out the cards. "Okay, here we go! First card is..."

Dares/quesion: "Mister Fazbear. I dare you to be p*** drunk for the next three dares. Plus, you have to pimp slap Daniel whenever he speaks. He deserves it.
I dare everyone to Hail King Freddy! Especially you Kasai.
Luke...I don't know what to dare you, so just get a free hug from someone instead. You deserve it. Oh, and get a free 70-inch flatscreen TV.
Mangle, what goes on in that head of yours?
Kasai, Give the keyboard to your least favorite animatronic, and let him/her do one thing to you.
Jeremy Fizzygerald! I dare you to use Golden's suit and wave your hands to the sky while it's raining tacos on a taco Tuesday! You must also shout 'THE TACO GOD HAS GIVEN US A GIFT!' while you do that. If you don't, then go sit in a corner for ten minutes and think about how much of a wimp you are.
I dare Fred to have mercy on Bon-Bon by cleaning him whenever his fur gets dirty."

Smiling I look over at the building's owner. "Mr. Fazbear! You are up!"

"Why do I have to be first?" the fat man asks annoyed.

"You, somewhat good sir, have to get totally drunk for the next three dares, plus slap Daniel whenever he talks."

"Why am I the one who gets slapped!?" Daniel complains.

"Because, according to this person, you deserve it. And you do. So there!" I stick my tongue out at him.

Mr. Fazbear sighs. "I have no issue slapping Daniel..."

"Hey!"

"But I don't drink. The only time I did was when I graduated college and I've never touch a drop since."

"Dads, right." Luke spoke up. "I've never seen him drink before."

"Well you are about to now." I say typing on my laptop. Suddenly there was a few beer bottles next to the old man. "Drink up."

Mr. Fazbear sighs. "Here goes nothing..." he mumbles, chugging the first bottle.

After a few minutes of him drinking the old man is swaying around, hiccupping every few seconds. He looks over at me and glares. "Yo-you-you-you know what your pr-problem is Kas-kasai?" he slurs.

I giggle. "Drunk Mr. Fazbear is stupid." I mumble before clearing my throat. "What sir?"

"You...you care too much about that stinkin' laptop of yours. Bah, kids today with there technology. I swe-swear. What is this world coming to." he stops as he hiccups loudly, grabbing one of the empty bottles of beers. He goes to drink it, but pulls it away looking in it. "Hey! Someone replaced the beer with air! The bastard!" He hiccups again. "I'm gonna drink it anyways. Show that guy. He can't get me down by doing a rotten trick like that..." The man then puts the bottle to his mouth again.

Luke sighed. "Great, a psycho cousin and a drunk father. My life sucks..."

I smile and look down at the ghost children. "See kids. This is why you don't drink. It turns you into blabbering morons."

"Adults are weird..." Timmy says, eyeing Mr. Fazbear as he falls off the chair.

"Yes, yes they are." I smirk and face Daniel. "Hey Danny have anything to say.

Said ghost shakes his head angrily. Frederick sighs. "Boss is determined to stay quiet for the next three dares."

"Oh whatever. Let's just move on." I look at the card again before rolling my eyes. "We all must hail king Freddy!" I grin.

Said bear flinches. "Really? I'm not really the king."

Fred huffs. "Are you sure it doesn't say to hail king Toy Freddy?"

I pretend to reread it again. "Hmm...nope."

Bon-Bon rolls his eyes. "Oh come on! Do you have to be so egotistical!?"

"I simply asked a question. I don't see anything wrong with that." Fred shrugs.

"I do! You have to be the center of attention! Don't you!?"

"I don't know what you mean."

"Yes you do you fat bear!"

"Watch your mouth little girl!"

"I'm gonna rip your dang arms off if you call me a girl one more time!"

"Girl!"

"AH!" Bon-Bon tackles the young bear. We all sigh and I lean on the table near me. Ignoring the two I glance down at the guests. "So...how's your day so far?" I ask, trying my best to block out the shouting from two Toy animatronics. A few minutes pass by and I had enough. "Excuse me you two." I say to Jay and Gabriel before grabbing my laptop.

In a matter of seconds, the two stop only to be forced to stand up and bow respectfully at Freddy. Everyone else copies the movement as we all say together. "Hail King Freddy."

Freddy sighs and shakes his head. "Oh gosh..." he mumbles.

I chuckle. "I love how that was probably meant to embarrass us, but really you are the one who gets embarrassed."

"I don't really like that kind of attention, unlike Fred."

Said bear scoffs and turns away.

Smirking, I look at the card. "Okay, next is for...Luke!"

The young teen flinches. "Oh great."

"Don't worry, you just get a free hug from someone...And a 70 inch flatscreen! Ah man..." I mumble annoyed.

Luke grins. "I don't really need the TV. So we can all share it. But I'll take the hug gladly." He smiles kindly, while adjusting his glasses.

Since Chica is closest to him, she wraps her wings around him. "Yay! Luke you are so kind! How are you related to Daniel and Mr. Fazbear.

"Hey!" Daniel shouts only to quickly cover his mouth. "Oh crap!"

"Hey!" Mr. Fazbear slurs. "I heard...that!" He wobbles over to the cage only to collapse on the ground, passing out.

I sigh and shake his head. "Maybe getting him drunk wasn't a good idea..." I mumble.

"You think..." Luke questions me.

I sigh again before looking at the card. "Oh well. Who's next. Oh, Mangle! You have been asked, 'What goes on in that head of yours?'"

We all turn to face the fox who is staring off in space.

"Uh...Mangle?"

Suddenly a little fly buzzes out from Mangle's head. Mangle suddenly perks up and looks at the insect before grinning and snapping it's jaws at the bug. The fox grins triumphantly for catching the fly and continues to stare off in space. After awhile the fly escapes again and the process continues.

"..." I look over at Bon-Bon who looks back at me. After a moment we sigh and turn away. "I think that's a good enough answer..."

"Oh yeah..." Bon-Bon mumbles.

"Okay...who's next?" I look at the next part and flinch. "Oh no..."

"What?"

"Uh...no-nothing!" I chuckle nervously about to skip to the next part of the dare when Bon-Bon snatches the card from me. "Hey!"

"When you get nervous, it only means you are about to suffer. So..." the bunny reads the card and grins. "Kasai has to let her least favorite animatronic use her laptop and do one thing to you."

"Dang it!" I complain.

BB perks up. "Wait, your least favorite? That means me!" he chuckles evilly while walking over to my laptop. He grabs it and instantly begins to type. A little difficult since he doesn't have fingers, but he manages.

I cringe and close my eyes. "..." Nothing happens. Slowly opening my eyes I look down at myself.

"BB, what did you type?" Freddy asks.

"Just wait..." BB smirks.

I roll my eyes, going to open my mouth, but just then the sound of a monkey escapes my throat. I jump and slam my hands over my lips. Everyone stares at me in shock, minus the grinning BB. After a few seconds I try again. More monkey sounds come out and I once again slap my hands over my mouth.

"Did you..." Freddy looks down at BB.

"Changed her voice to sound like a monkey, yes." BB confirms nodding happily. He rolls his eyes at me. "Don't worry, it will only last for a few more dares/questions..."

I glare at the little humanoid animatronic. I go to yell but only the sound of a monkey screeching comes out instead.

"So who's going to read the rest of the cards until she's back to normal?" Bonnie questions.

"We could let our guests do it." Fred suggests.

I shrug, casually waving at the two to show I didn't care.

"Really?" Jay asks happily. "Cool! Thanks." She grabs the cards as I hand them to her. "Okay then, this next dare is for Jeremy!"

"Oh no!" the ex-night guard complains.

Gabriel grabs the card and reads it while laughing. "You have to use Golden's suit and wave your hands to the sky while it's raining tacos on a taco Tuesday while shouting 'The Taco God has given us a gift!'"

Jay laughs and finishes up the dare. "And if you don't do that, you have to sit in a corner for ten minutes and think about how much of a wimp you are."

Jeremy blushes darkly. "I'm-I'm not doing that!"

"Which part? The yelling about a taco god or sitting in a corner?"

"Neither!"

"You have to." Bon-Bon smirks. "We all end up doing the dares, so you might as well do it dear."

"Bu-but..." Jeremy looks around nervously. "Golden! You're not okay with this, are you?"

"Well, the only thing I'm not okay with is you wearing my suit...but other than that, I don't really have an opinion."

"Gah! You are supposed to help me!" Jeremy sighs before looking up. "...fine...I'll do it."

We all laugh softly as Jeremy slowly begins to put on Golden's suit. After he is done with that, I type on my laptop and suddenly tacos are magically falling from the ceiling, but only at the spot Jeremy is standing.

"Oh gosh, really?" he complains and I just wave at him to continue. He blushes before raising his arms in the air. "THE TACO GOD HAS GIVEN US A GIFT!" he screams and we all burst out laughing at him.

"There! I did it!" he complains, quickly getting out of Golden's suit. Soon the yellow bear is active again just as I type that the tacos that fell would disappear. Smirking I look at the guests and point at the card.

"Oh right." Jay says, looking at it. "There is only one left on this card. And it's for Fred."

The bear perks up.

"You have to show mercy on Bon-Bon and clean his fur whenever it gets dirty."

The bear sighs. "If I must, then so be it..."

Bon-Bon rolls his eyes at his leader and crosses his arms.

Gabriel chuckles at the sight before grabbing the next card. "Okay, next card is..."

Dare/Question: "Dare: I dare you the author to tell everyone the real story of fnaf (and make sure sure to include every detail if you don't know watch the game theorists video about it)

Question: This one is for Daniel. hey danny i'v been plotting my revenge against those that oppose me what weapon should I use?"

The first dare is for Kasai. You have to tell everyone the real story of fnaf and make sure to include every detail."

I stare at the boy before pointing at my throat. Just then I open my mouth and a monkey noise escapes my throat.

"...oh yeah." Gabriel chuckles and looks at Jay. "I guess we can help her with this one."

"Yeah." Jay agrees and looks at the others. "Okay everyone, listen up..."

(One explanation later)

(For obvious reasons, I'm skipping what they said to the animatronics because there is so much stuff to the game! Seriously, I already knew a lot of the details of the game from how it is made to theories, but there is just too much!)

Freddy shakes his head. "So those games aren't somehow based on our lives, but really a man named Scott Cawthon made it up and it just exploded with popularity enough to inspire all those theories you told us about."

"Yeah, like how many people thought the phone guy is the purple guy or even how Mike could be the purple guy."

"And that's just related to purple guy. Then there is the theories related to Phone Guys death and of course who really caused the bite. And all the mysteries about the children killed and why Purple Guy killed them. It just goes on and on."

"And all these theories are made up by a large fan base?"

"Yep."

"..." Freddy looks at the others before back at us. "Why the heck is a game like that so popular anyways?"

I shrug. "Well I like it because of Markiplier." I gasp and look down. "My voice is back to normal! Yes!"

"Right this self-proclaimed, 'King of Five Nights at Freddy's'." Fred mutters.

"Yep. In fact, most people who are fans haven't even played the games themselves."

"Well that's stupid." Bon-Bon rolls his eyes.

I shrug again. "It's just the way some people are." I mutter before turning to face the guests. I smile innocently before yanking the cards back. "Sorry! I'm reading them again."

"Hey, at least we got to read some of them."

I nod. "Yeah, there you go." I grin before looking at the card. "Okay, next is a question for Daniel."

"Oh great..." the man mumbles from the cage. "What is it?"

"This person is plotting revenge against those that opposed them. What weapon should they use?"

Daniel smirked. "Oh! I can answer that. I prefer a knife. Easy to carry around, silent unlike a gun, and easier to get than a gun too."

"I'm nervous now..." I mumble feeling a bit uneasy.

The man shrugs. "Hey, I answered the question."

"Yeah, yeah...I know..." I roll my eyes picking up a new card. "Okay we got another card to get through." I mutter. "This one is..."

Dares: "Dares:
*Bonnie: Do Toy Bonnie's makeup blindfolded. (Sorry BonBon!)
*Chica: Make my baby nephew, Miguel, laugh.
*Freddy: Tickle Toy Freddy and make him laugh til he can't even breathe.
*Foxy: Slip this genderbender potion in BonBon's drink or you can just pour it on his head, whichever you think is easiest.
*Marionette: Help me scare my little sister, the husky one not the tiny one.
*BonBon: Watch Kuroshitsuji with me, it has lots of blood and murder in it.
I'm coming over there to make sure you the dares correctly. I have tan skin, brown hair and eyes, braces and I'm a girl. Till next time then!"

I read the card, noticing the ending first. "Oh! Another guest already?"

"Really?" Jay asks.

"Yeah, but she is only staying to make sure her dares are done correctly. Then she'll have to leave." I explain. (Sorry for the one who sent the dare, but I don't have a name for you, so you can't stay long)

I type on the computer and suddenly there is a puff of smoke and a girl with tan skin, brown eyes and hair shows up. She looks around before smiling widely, showing off her braces. "Hey!"

"Hi...whatever your name is." I grin.

"Oh, my name is-"

"Okay then!" I grin, let's do the first dare!" I look at the card, okay, first is for Bonnie!"

The purple rabbit flinches. "Oh no..."

I chuckle. "I don't think you are the one who will suffer Bonnie. You have to do Bon-Bon's makeup blindfolded."

"What!?" Bon-Bon shrieks. "No way!"

"Sorry Bon-Bon." the girl who dared this apologizes smiling.

"Oh, a sorry is going to fix the disaster Bonnie is sure to do on my face!"

"Oh calm down." Bonnie replies, grabbing a blindfold from me. "I'll be careful."

"And besides, if he does mess up your fur, Fred has to clean it, remember?" I remind him.

"...fine..." Bon-Bon reluctantly agrees, grabbing the rag from my hand and wiping off the makeup he already has on.

Fred chuckles. "You know, you might actually start looking like a guy if you didn't wear that makeup."

"Shut up fatso!"

Bonnie sighs, blindly looking for the eyeshadow. "Can we just start this?"

"Fine...be care-Ow! That was my eye!"

"Sorry!"

(a few minutes later)

Bon-Bon pulls away. "Okay, okay, okay! That's enough!" he complains, nervously grabbing a mirror.

We are all holding in our laughter as he looks at himself. There is a deep silence before Bon-Bon lets out a horrified scream. In simplest terms, Bon-Bon looks like a melted clown. Different types of makeup was smeared all over his face, and it only grew worse when he burst out crying and his oily tears made them run down his face like a colorful waterfall.

Fred sighs. "I guess I have to clean his face now..." he mumbles, grabbing a clean rag and beginning. "Calm down you big crybaby..."

While he was doing that, i look at the next dare. Smiling I look at Chica. "You, Chica, have to make this girl's-" I point at the one who dared all this, "Baby nephew, Miguel, laugh."

"Aw! I love babies!"

After I quickly type there is a puff of smoke and a little baby pops up in the girl's arms.

Chica leans down and begins to tickle the little baby. "Hello Miguel! Aren't you a little cutie-pie!"

The baby looks up before bursting out in loud giggles.

"Aw, so cute!" I smile before looking away. "Something tells me Chica is enjoying herself, so I'll let them be and move on. Next dare is for Freddy."

"Okay I'm ready." Freddy says. (ha! Ready Freddy.)

"You have to tickle Fred until he laughs so much he can't breath."

Fred scoffs. "Sorry girl." he looks at the darer. "But I'm not-Hey!"

Freddy smirks as he begins to tickle his counterpart. Suddenly Fred bursts out laughing.

"Hahahahaha! Stop! Freddy! I mean it! Hahahahahahahaha!"

We all laugh at the young bear for a while until he can't take it any longer and is clearly not breathing right. Freddy chuckles and pulls away and Fred giggles a few more times while gasping for air. Once he's calmed down he sharply glares at the other bear. "Never do that again!" he growls.

"Okay, okay..." Freddy chuckles raising his arms up in defense.

"Okay, next dare is for...Foxy!"

"Alright! I be ready!" Foxy grins.

I smirk and look at the girl as she hands me the genderbender potion. I walk up to the fox and whisper in his ear what he has to do. The pirate chuckles and nods his head.

Everyone watches him as he casually walks closer to Bon-Bon. The darer and I grin as we watched the fox. Once he is right next to the blue rabbit he quickly throws the potion on his head.

"Hey! What the heck!" he screams. Just then there was a puff of smoke and when it cleared, Bon-Bon is...well a girl. His-er, I mean her blue fur turned a bright pink. Dark red lipstick now covers her lips and her bowtie was turned to a regular bow on top of her head. And like the last time Bon-Bon was forced to be a girl, nothing else really changed.

We all burst out laughing as she looks at her pink body in horror.

"Damn it! Not again!"

Fred chuckles. "A lady really shouldn't cuss Bon-Bon."

"I'm not a girl!"

"Actually you are." I smirk.

"Shut up!" she screams at me.

Chuckling I grab the card again. "Okay, next dare is for Puppet!"

"H-huh?"

"Yep, you have to help this girl scare her little sister. The husky one apparently, not the tiny one..."

"Yep!" She grins, standing up. "Come on Puppet!"

"Oh no!" Puppet nervously shakes his head. "I-I don't like scaring people..."

"But you are already scary." I state.

"H-huh!? I am!? Oh...I-I'm sorry for anyone I've scared."

I sigh and push him. "Just go scare the girl you two." I grab the laptop and begin typing. "We'll be watching from this while you do it, then I'll send you back."

"Wa-wait! Don't I have a say in this?"

"Nope." I say just as they vanish. We all look at the laptop screen as we see the two walk around. Puppet nervously rubs his arms.

"I-I don't know about this..." he whispers.

"Shh..." the girl says. "There she is." she points at the open door to point out her sister. "You ready?"

"I...I guess so..."

"Okay, 1...2...3!" The two jump at the door, Puppet letting out a loud scream.

The husky sister yells out, clearly terrified as her sister laughs loudly. Puppet frantically looks around. "I-I'm so sorry!" he yells. "She-she forced me to scare you!"

I roll my eyes, quickly sending them back.

"Your sister is probably going to get you back now." I tell the girl.

"Probably." she chuckles.

"Okay, last dare from you...and it's for Bon-Bon."

"Oh great. What other torture do you have for me?" the ex-male mumbles.

"Bon-Bon, you have to watch..." my eyes widen as I look at the name of the show.

"What?" the pink rabbit hisses.

Suddenly I type on my computer and a puff of smoke surrounds me. I'm now suddenly wearing a long sleeved shirt with a picture of a man with raven black hair wearing a butler's uniform standing next to a young boy with navy blue hair who was wearing an eyepatch over his dark blue eyes. A red bow was now in my hair with a small white skull in the center and a tiny plastic chainsaw hanging from the skull. A red plastic bracelet with pictures of the same two characters on my shirt was around my right wrist and finally a dark round metal necklace with a star shaped symbol etched on it was around my neck. (Note: These are real items I have and all relate to the show. Got to love Hot Topic)

A large smile breaks over my face as I look at Bon-Bon. "Yes! You have to watch Kuroshitsuji, or in other words, Black Butler, with her, and I'm joining!"

"You're a black butler fan too?" the girl asks.

"Yes!" I grin.

"I suddenly feel really nervous..." Bon-Bon mumbles, eyeing us.

"Don't! I say, grabbing her arms and yanking the bunny away. "We'll be back soon!"

Everyone stares at the door us three girls left through in confusion.

(After watching the show)

Bon-Bon smiles. "That was actually really great!" she smiles.

"Told you, you would like it." I smile. "I mean, how can someone hate Black Butler..." I pause. "I take that back, I know quite a few people who don't like it..." After a moment I sigh and look at the girl. "Anyways, sorry, it's time for you to go."

"Okay, I understand." she says as I type on my computer and she vanishes.

Once she is gone I pick up one last card. "Okay, I think we have time for one more. This one is..." I glance at it and smirk over at the guests. "This is actually from your friends Jay."

The girl groans. "Oh no. This can't be good for me...Or Gab."

Chuckling I look at the card again. It says...

Dares: "Dares:
I dare Jay and Gab to hug each other
Gab: I dare you to kiss eek(Me: HOW EVUL ARE U CFEERA! Cfeera: Mah otp gal X:3)
Foxy: I dare foxy to run in the halls until he's tired(Me: Beth, why? Beth: What?)
Chicka: I dare you to sing 'The Chicken Song' SEARCH IT!(Me: Michael, why? Michael: *Chuckles insanely*)
Daniel: I dare you to punch yourself and hug a cactus!(Me:*highfives Ali* Nice)"

"Okay, let's get started. First is for our lovely guests. Jay, Gab. You two have to hug each other."

They blush slightly but quickly decide to hug, not finding it that bad of a dare.

I chuckle and look at the next dare. (Note: Okay, the dare said for Gab just says to kiss but it didn't say who to kiss, but judging from the sentence after the dare, I'm assuming it was supposed to say kiss Jay. If I'm wrong, sorry, but I'm sticking to it.)

"Okay, this next dare is still for you two. Gab, you have been dared to kiss Jay."

Their blushes increase tenfold and Gab quickly shakes his head. "Wha-what!?"

"Kiss your friend Jay there." I smirk, chuckling softly. "You know, it's kind of fun tormenting strangers. ...I must really be messed up in the head..." Quickly shaking the thought away I grin and look at the two again. "Oh well. Just get on with the dare already."

Jay blushes brightly and looks down. "You have got to be kidding...?"

"Nope. And don't blame me. This was a dare from your friend...Cfeera."

Jay groans. "Cfeera, you are mean!"

"Yes, yes, but that doesn't matter now." I smirk and look at Gab. "Okay Gab, get on with it."

Gab nervously looks around before sighing. "O-okay..." he mumbles before quickly kissing Jay on the lips.

"Aw." I smile and the two quickly pull away. Chuckling I grab the card again. "Okay, what's next. Oh! This next dare is for Foxy!"

"Alright, what it be?"

"Foxy, you have to run in the halls until you are tired..." I chuckle. "Not a bad dare from your friend Beth, Jay." My smile turns into a frown, but do animatronics get tired?"

"Eventually." Freddy explains chuckling. "But Foxy may take a while."

The pirate jumps from his seat and jogs in place. "Don't ye worry lassie. This pirate shouldn't take too long." And with that said, he ran out of the room. For the next few minutes, all we could hear was his heavy footsteps running back and forth down the halls.

A few more minutes go by and I glance at the clock. "...'Shouldn't take too long...' he says..." I mumble.

(Ten Minutes Later)

We are still waiting for the pirate to show back up, but his pacing hasn't slowed down at all. I sigh. "Foxy! Are you tired at all!?"

"Not yet!" the fox calls back.

"Fine..."

(Ten more minutes later)

I'm staring at the door in annoyance as we are still waiting for the fox. "This really isn't going to end anytime soon...is it?" I ask, looking over at Freddy.

"Probably not."

Sighing again, I grab the card. "Fine, we'll just move on while he is doing that."

"Don't know why you didn't do that sooner..." Spring complains.

"Hey." I pause as the two of us lock eyes. "...shut up." I lift the card up again and look at it. "Next dare is for Chica! You have to sing a song called, 'The Chicken Song."

"Oh! I like it already."

I smile and nod my head. "Yeah...I don't think you will at the end."

"Huh? Why not?

I sigh and look over at Jay and Gab. "Okay, I'll be 100% honest. I don't know if I picked the right song. At first I couldn't find a song called the Chicken Song with any lyrics at all. So I was debating on skipping this, but then I found one by a group called spittin image. It wasn't what I was expecting, and I won't be shocked if this isn't the song your friend had in mind, but it was the only song by that same name that had lyrics...so...forgive me if I'm wrong."

The nod in understanding as I sigh again and grab my laptop. "Let's get this very...weird song over with." I glance at the readers. "Seriously, that's all I could say about the song. It's not...bad but..." I shake my head. "When you see the lyrics, you'll understand. Look it up too if you are curious. The Chicken Song by Spittin Image."

Chica suddenly looks a little nervous as I finish typing for her to sing the song. A cheerful sounding music begins to play and she smiles at it, bobbing her head to the music before opening her beak to sing. "~Its the time of year, now that spring is in the air. When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair. Make another song for moronic holidays, that nauseate-ate-ate in a million different ways."

I shake my head at the song. "I really feel like I picked the wrong song..." I mumble as the odd song continues.

"~From the shores of Spain to the coast of southern France. No matter where you hide you just can't escape this dance." Chica continues. I flinch as the part that I always shake my head at comes up. "Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deckchair up your nose. Buy a jumbo jet and then bury all your clothes. Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth. Form a string quartet and pretend you name is Keith!"

Sighing I shake my head. "I understand that this is a comedy song, but still...I don't freakin' get it!" I say as Chica continues to sing the song until she was closer to the end.

"~Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak. And though you hate this song, you'll be humming it for weeks."

I chuckle. "The only part that actually made me laugh..." I mutter as Chica finishes up the final lines. Once she if finally finished I shake my head. "Okay, that was...odd..." I glance at the door leading to the halls. "Foxy, how are you feeling?"

"Still got plenty of energy lass!"

"Of course you do..." I mumble, looking at the card again. "Okay, last one from this card. Daniel! You have to..." I snicker as I grin at him. "punch yourself and hug a cactus!"

"I already punched myself last chapter!"

"Don't care. Do it. Then..." I type on the laptop and a giant cactus suddenly pops up next to the man in the cage. "Hug that." I smile.

"No way."

I smirk and hand the laptop to Jay and Gab. "Would you two do the honors then..."

The two smirk and type on it together. Suddenly Daniel begins to repeatedly punch himself in the face for a few minutes before stopping and grabbing the large prickly plant. He yells out in pain as the needles poke into him.

(Fun fact: When I was younger, I think I was in first grade...My mom had a small cactus plant in our kitchen and I put my entire hand on it...don't know why. I was obviously stupid in the head as a child. So I know it hurts like heck to touch a cactus. Hahaha! Sucks to be Daniel! ...And me...I guess. :) I was also electrocuted slightly around that time to! ...Remember...I was really stupid as a kid)

Jay shakes her head. "You know Kasai, I think we can improve this slightly." she says, typing on the computer again. Suddenly smaller cacti rained down on the killer.

"OW! Damn it! Quit it! That wasn't part of the dare!"

I laugh. "Good job Jay!" I grin, before looking at the time. "Oh, looks like that's all the time we have left." I look over at Jay and Gab. "You two, I'll be nice and let you stay for a little bit in the next chapter, but I think you all will have to leave towards the middle of it. Hope you understand." I smile and look at the rest of my readers. "Anyways! Thank you all for sending in your questions and dares! Keep up the good work! This story is only staying alive thanks to you guys after all. So just big thanks to EVERYONE! For those I haven't gotten too yet, forgive me, I'll try again next time. But trust me when I say I have a good amount to get through with still. So hopefully you guys can stay patient enough until I get to your requests. And I guess that's it. Until next time. Bye! And don't forget to PM me and review!"

I look over at Daniel who is slowly taking off the cacti on his body. Smirking I nod at Jay and Gab. They nod back before typing on the laptop together. And just then more cacti fall above his head, causing us all to laugh.

"I said quit it!"

And during all that, Foxy still isn't tired...*sigh* maybe next chapter...

Thank you all for sticking with me! Keep sending in your questions and dares! And for Jay, those other dares you sent me will be put up soon, but I figured I'd skip ahead to the ones that had dares for you and your friend Gab since you two won't be in the next chapter for long. I hope you understand. I feel weird typing someone who I don't know much about. I feel nervous I'm going to make you do something in the chapter that you normally wouldn't do in real life. So that's the main reason.

The same thing can be said to any of you other readers who want to show up in my chapters. I'll allow it, but for how long depends on a few things. If you want to stay a long amount like Jay and Gab, you have to tell me what you look like at least in case I need to use that info for a sentence for some reason. (I've said this before I type these as I go along, so I don't plan it out really like I do with my other stories. I never know what will happen next really) And I would appreciate some form of name to call you. Most of you guys have LONG user names. So, even if it is not your real name, something I can call you. Which is why I never gave a name to the other girl who made a brief appearance in this chapter. I couldn't find a name to call her. And that's basically it.

And now that I said that, until next time. Bye! And please review or PM me!