A/N: Sorry for such a short eh chapter, I'm running out of ideas for one shots, so if you have any requests/prompts then I will happily try to write it! Also sorry for the longer wait for another chapter, I think it's been almost a month since I updated? Yikes, sorry again, well enjoy!

"Do you even know who I am?"

"Do you even know who I am?"

Kendra and Vanessa stood there, watching as Seth and Warren bickered on who has done the "awesomest" thing, which of course meant who has done the stupidest thing. Bracken stood next to Kendra, his head tilted to the side in amusement and slight confusion.

'Poor guy,' Kendra thought, 'He isn't used to these antics.'

"I once jumped off a three story building with only a trash bag as a parachute!" Seth said. Warren scoffed in response.

"Like that is anything, I purposely pissed off an ogre once by telling him he looked particularly ugly that day." Warren countered. Beside Kendra, Vanessa rolled her eyes.

"And you had many broken bones to prove it." She said, glaring at Warren.

"When doesn't Warren have a broken bone though?" Kendra asked, earning a chuckle from Bracken.

"Hey!." Warren complained. "Most of those broken bones are from protecting you!"

"So it's my fault you broke your leg by jumping off a tree for no reason three days ago? What were you protecting me from then?" She challenged, raising an eyebrow at him expectantly. Unfazed Warren turned back towards Seth.

"See I did that too!" He said, gesturing back to Kendra in a wild motion, hitting her in the face on accident. "Opps, sorry Kens!"

Kendra pouted at him rubbing her temple, "Rude."

"Oh look, another thing to add to my list! I hit the great demon king slayer in the face and lived to tell the tale!" Warren exclaimed, only half joking.

"Yeah yeah, but have you ever insulted a centaur to his face?" Seth said, sounding way too pleased with himself. Kendra fought the urge to roll her eyes, finding the memory frustrating even now.

"No, but I have sassed a Sphinx. Not the Sphinx as in dirty traitor, guy we hate, Sphinx but and actual Sphinx."

"That's true, he did." Bracken spoke up, remembering the exchange.

"So? I hid away in the knapsack and traveled to Wrymroost without permission!" Seth exclaimed.

"By my suggestion! And without me you wouldn't have pulled it off, that doesn't count!" Warren retorted.

"I'm still angry with you for that Warren." Kendra said, glaring at him. Warren looked back over at her a little embarrassed.

"Sorry?" He offered.

"Fine if that doesn't count, I slayed a dragon!" Seth drew the attention back to the argument.

"That isn't something I would brag about." Bracken winced.

"Well, I once broke almost all the bones in my body, got burned with acid, was stabbed, and poisoned!" Warren continued. Kendra and Vanessa both cringed at the memory. Vanessa hated thinking about it because the same thing happened to her, and it had really hurt. Kendra hated thinking about it because she remembered how much of a wreck Warren had looked in that moment. She had been sure he was going to die.

"I defeated two demons!" Seth said.

"I defeated three! Something no one ever congratulates me on, might I add!" Warren countered. This was true, they had been lesser demons, but Bracken had said it had helped them greatly.

"I got eaten by a demon and survived." Seth said, leaving out the fact he then got pooped out.

"I made Raxtus drop me while flying, without a parachute, and killed a harpie mid-air!" Warren said in turn. Bracken and Kendra shared a look, reminiscing on how they were both convinced Warren was insane in that moment.

"I bargained with the Singing Sisters!"

"I jumped out of a car going 50 miles per hour!"

"I recovered Vasilis!"

"I once kicked the Sphinx between the legs, and then proceeded to punch him a few times, all while calling him a handful of names I probably shouldn't repeat in front of Seth." Bracken admitted quietly. All eyes turned to the unicorn in surprise.

"You...did?" Kendra asked slowly, blinking up at him. Bracken didn't quite meet her gaze.

"It wasn't one of my finer moments, it was the first time I saw him after he stole my horn and imprisoned me so I was...enraged to say the least." Bracken rubbed the back of his neck shyly. He seemed hesitant to continue.

"I snapped the neck of his only bodyguard to get to him. I'm not too proud of it, unicorns aren't usually violent beings, but that was his own fault, he underestimated me and thought some normal human could restrain me, no offence but even without any horns humans are no match for a angry unicorn. Let's just say the Sphinx never made the mistake to underestimate me again."

"Bracken wins." Warren said in awe.

"Yeah, Bracken wins." Seth agreed.