Last time on…Survivor Smash Bros.
Mario had been found nailed to the beach and amazingly, he wasn't hurt at all.
Capt. Falcon had lost his breath and died while the 911 did nothing to help.
Threatening voices sent a message to them in they sky.
And is Capt. Falcon's story true?
Find out on the thrilling conclusion of Survivor: Smash Bros, The Outcast Poltergeist part 2!
Roknae tribe day 24
"Mmm…I sure love fish." Link said, joyfully gobbling down his portion of fish.
"That was great Fox, you're a great cook. Yes, yes." Dk complimented.
"Well, I don't want to gloat, but I was a heck-ov-a chef back in the day." Fox said proudly.
"Whom did you cook for, chap?" Dk asked.
"Well I used to cook on the Great Fox…" Fox said trailing off.
"And?"
"Well, Slippy didn't like the food, see, so I slit his throat and watched him drown in his own blood…."
"Excuse me?"
"What? Nothing, I didn't say anything. Enjoy you're fish." Fox got up and walked away.
"That was quite odd." Dk said, watching Fox walk off.
"Tell me about it," Falcon said, munching on his fish, "I thought Slippy was a girl!"
Fox sat at the camera, "They almost figured out I killed Slippy…Phew. Wait, You know too much!" Fox jumped at the camera man, clawing at his eyes.
Chutton Tribe day 24
"Hey-a guys, look-a what I made!" Mario said rushing the tribe over to his creation.
"Isn't it-a beautiful?" Mario said boasting at his work.
"It's a door." Bowser said, looking at the idle door, standing in the middle of the sand.
"I know! That-a way we can keep-a out unwanted visitors!" Mario said proudly.
"And who are we gonna keep out, we're the only ones who live here." Bowser asked.
"Door-a to door-a salesmen?"
"Here go on the other side of the door." Bowser said.
"Fine, but I-a don't-a see where you're going with this-a…" Once Mario got on the other side, he sensed a feeling of isolation.
"Uh…hey-a, can you open the door-a, I'd like to get-a back to the tribe now." Mario said nervously.
"No." Bowser said defiantly.
"This-a isn't funny, really," Mario started clawing at the door.
"Have fun Mario."
"No-a seriously, I can't stand it in here, open the door-a!" Mario said, starting to sweat. Mario then started pounding on the door.
Bowser and the rest of the tribe walked back to the campsite, leavingMario alone behind the door.
"Guys? GUYS? Don't-a leave me in here-a! Please let-a me out! I'm sorry! It's really dark in here, I think the walls are closing in on me, someone save me!" Mario's hands could be heard scratching at the door for awhile, and then he stopped. He sat down on the ground sucking his thumb, waiting for the door to open.
Challenge Time!
"Well everyone, I'm not going to lie to you, I really have no idea what you're going to do for this challenge. So…anyone have any suggestions?"
"Mufufufufufufu…."
A crevice in the sand broke open creating a jagged canyon leading down a very very long way.
"WTF?" Teal yelled as flames shot up from it.
"YoU ShALl aLL PeRiSh iN HeLL!"
"WTF?" Teal repeated obviously unaware of what was happening.
"MUFUFUFUFUFU!"
"WTF?" Teal repeated again, still unaware of what was happening.
Slowly, the dark duo rose slowly from the canyon of flames. Jigglypuff and Peach were there to claim their revenge.
But then the lift carrying them up halted them at mid-point.
"What's going on Peach? Why did we stop?" Jigglypuff asked slapping Peach.
"Uh…it says here on the gas meter that it's running on empty." Peach said pointing to the gas meter.
"DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO REFUEL THIS?" Jigglypuff yelled beating Peach over the head with her marker microphone.
"NO YOU DIDN'T!" Peach griped.
"Hey wait…Elevator lifts don't require gas…they run on electricity."
Then the live studio audience laughed.
"Peach, what did I tell you about hiring a live studio audience while we are claiming are revenge?" Jigglypuff questioned.
"No live studio audiences…" Peach said sadly, lowering her head in shame.
The live studio audience "Awwed…" at her shameful act.
"Argh! You've ruined everything Peach, you know what, you can just forget this whole revenge thing, We're through!" Jigglypuff said, slapping Peach again.
"No! I'm sorry! Please, I really really really want revenge, oh pwetty please!" Peach begged.
"No Peach, you can't always get what you want, get in the car we're going home."
"But we don't own a car…" Peach said mournfully.
"Argh! It's always something with you!" Jigglypuff pushed a big red, "abort" button and in an instant, the crevice of flames vanished and the live studio audience evaporated into the sun.
"WTF!" Teal repeated again, awaiting answer. After ten minutes, he realized no one was going to give him an answer and got back to the challenge.
"So, like I was saying, anyone have an idea of what to do?"
"Can't you let us go home? Something is apparently wrong with this island and no one is feeling safe." Pikachu asked.
"Just because the forces of Hell has threatened to claim their revenge on us doesn't mean we're in danger, it just means we are all going to die, so let's have a fun time before that happens, what say you guys?"
"No, I want to go home!" Falco yelled.
"No you don't!" Teal yelled back.
"I love it here, I never want to leave." Falco said, his words being tampered with by Teal.
"See, Falco likes it here."
"Well in that case, let's stay." Fox said, who's words were also tampered with.
"Let's find Atlantis!" Capt. Falcon shouted merrily.
"Good idea Falcon, First team to find it, wins immunity. Survivors ready? GO!"
So the teams started frantically digging around through the beach's perimeter. At that moment, Y. Link had a great idea. Where better to search for Atlantis, then in the water!
"Hey guys, where better to search for Atlantis, then in the water!"
"In the sand?" Ness suggested.
"No in the sky!" Y. Link said pointing toward the sky.
"Ingenious!" Kirby said.
So Chutton tribe climbed into the sky, ignoring the laws of physics, and started digging.
Roknae, on the other hand, were determined Atlantis was hidden in the sand.
After a few hours, Roknae found a piece of metal, then digging further, they unearthed a metal shard saying "Atlantis".
"Yay we did it!"
"Congrats, Roknae wins immunity, Chutton, you can come down from the sky now.
Chutton tribe slid down some clouds like that leprechaun in the Lucky Charms commercial.
"Chutton, I'll see you at tribal council tonight."
So both teams walked back to camp. As time passed, sand blew away from the metal shard from Atlantis. It was actually from...TheAtlantis Tuna Company. BIGZ IMPROTENCE! ORS IST ITZ?
MUHA!
When Chutton got back to camp, Roy brought something up.
"Man, was Mario at the Challenge today?"
"Now that I think about it…no." Kirby said, "He must be still behind that door."
The tribe rushed to the door to see what happened to Mario. When they opened it, Mario lay in a feeble position. Scribbled marker had been drawn across his face.
"You came back for me…." Mario whispered weakly.
"Mario, what happened to your face?" Samus asked, looking at his face.
"And you're Italian accent." Falco said.
"Do you know?"
"Know what?" Samus inquired.
"Do you know…the muffin man?" He asked in a twisted voice.
"Samus," Falco put his hand on her shoulder, "I think the best thing we can do for him is to walk away, leave him here."
Samus violently pushed Falco's hand off her shoulder.
"Don't touch me." Samus walked out of the door, closed it, and turned around to face the others.
"Well everyone, I think it's safe to say we are…"
"You left Falco in there." Kirby interrupted.
A horrid scream of terror echoed through the air. Samus opened the door to find Falco crying.
"How could you leave me in there…?" Falco sniffled, "It was so cold…"
He crawled out the door and fell to the ground exhausted. Samus closed the door once again.
"Like I was saying, I think it goes without question, Mario is going home tonight."
Everyone agreed.
After dragging Mario out, they went to tribal council.
Tribal Council!
"So here you are after losing the immunity challenge. Any thoughts you'd like to share?" Teal inquired.
"Well it was Bowser's fault, he told us to dig in the sky." Samus replied accusingly, "But we decided Mario is unfit to go on."
"We also hate him." Y. Link piped in.
"So, you're all agreed then? Mario is going?"
"Yea." The whole tribe said.
"I'd like to say something on my behalf." Mario said still without his Italian accent.
"Make it quick, I gotta go eat dinner."
"Waffles are the universal solvent."
Teal just looked at Mario, trying to take him seriously. In a minutes Teal spoke again, "Alright, Mario come over here with your torch, you're going home to get some help."
At that point in time, the ground opened up under Teal. Flames shot out, consuming him inside. Then as if the fire wasn't satisfied, it took Mario too. Just before the crevice in the ground closed, Chutton could hear Teal scream, "DAMN THESE PLOT TWISTS!"
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Down in the deepest parts of the earth…
"Yea, make that eighteen large pepperoni pizzas, 16 medium sausage and green pepper, and 15 large cheese." Jigglypuff said into the factory's phone.
"The coupons J-puff, don't forget the wonderful coupons." Peach intervened.
"Oh yes, we have some coupons, it says we get a free 2 liter of Pepsi with any purchase of 2 large pizzas. Another says we get an extra side of mozzarella sticks with any 3 cheese pizzas….No, that's not it, I got this one that says…what? You only take 2 coupons per order? Blasphemy!" Jigglypuff put her hand on the receiver, "Only two coupons Peach."
"Well that's stupid, let's just take their souls." Peach said, filing her nails.
"Yes sir?" Jigglypuff said going back to the phone, "We're just going to steal your souls instead. Oh, that's illegal…Fine, just put that order under the name J-Puff. No, thank you." Jigglypuff hung up the phone and turned to Peach.
"What's all that commotion?"
"Maybe the pizza got here." Peach said.
"Idiot, they said thirty to forty five minutes." Jigglypuff slapped Peach again.
"I'm sorry…" Peach said crying.
Jigglypuff looked out her window.
"Ah, the guests have arrived."
Jigglypuff and Peach walked out and watched as their army of oompa loompas riddled nerds at the groin of Teal.
"CEASE!" Jiggles yelled. She walked up to Teal, Peach behind her.
"Jigglypuff? What the friggidoodles is going on?"
"We brought you here for a favor. A favor that would be in your best interest to accept." She said threateningly.
"Don't. Listen. To. Her. Words." William Shatner said from behind Teal, "She. Is. Too evil! To. Trust."
"You're serious? Wow I can't picture you like this, all evil and such." Teal started laughing.
"Fool!" Jigglypuff slapped Teal in the face.
"Ow…" Teal moaned rubbing his face.
"Now, we want revenge. Revenge for being kicked off the island unfairly."
"I thought it was quite fair, no one liked you, so you got voted off. It's a game."
"A game you so foolishly created! Now you will pay! You will allow us our redemption!"
More oompa loompas stepped aside revealing all the voted off Smash Bros. and even the four Teal decided weren't needed in the story.
"You will arrange a game, a challenge for us to compete against the remaining Survivors! MUFUFUFUFU!"
Teal looked confused, "That's…that's it? Wow, I thought you were gonna make a giant death laser and threaten to blow up earth or something."
"That would be stupid, we live on earth." Jigglypuff said.
"Yea, but it's sorta like a villains crowning achievement that ends up going terribly wrong in the end."
Just then a door bell chimed.
"Pizza's here!" everyone ran to the door to get it. Jigglypuff was left alone with Teal.
"So uh…how about that challenge?"
"Sure, whatever…."
"That's great news! I'll have to tell everyone about it at dinner tonight. You know, I'd be honored if you ate dinner with us. We're having pizza." Jigglypuff said, trying to coax Teal to stay.
"Well…" Teal thought the offer over then said, "Sure, I can never resist pizza."
"Alright! Let's go!" Teal and Jigglypuff ran off to enjoy the crumptious pizza leaving William Shatner to starve.
"Some. Day. I will. Escape. From this! God. Forsaken…Place. And. When. That day! Comes. I. Will…who am. I. kidding." Shatner let his head hang down, and eventually fell back to sleep.
Mario sat at the confessional, 2 years later after recovering from his state of insanity, "So-a, I was behind that door, and-a I started hearing music from-a pink-a gumball. I-a went closer, but-a I got more and more-a sleepy with every step. As I was-a close behind it, it-a turned out to be Jigglypuff. That's-a all I remember before-a falling into a deep-a sleep..."
I bet you guys didn't remember this from the last story. Unless you could see into the future and saw this coming.
Next Chapter Iwill just about get back onto the track of a Survivor story. So...yay?
You guys are lucky I updated this so soon. I normally don't do this for anyone.
Troy and Jenkins will be back in the next chapter to. They were demanding better show time. Once again, expect a fast update. But don't hope for one. The results may be hazardous
R&R Rum and uh...rocks?