Still owning absolutely nothing. Lucky, lucky me!
More Saruman.
Dawn broke across Isengard. Saruman was surveying his land from outside along with Ugluk when they heard a voice.
"Hey Saruman! Yoo-hoo! Whaddya think?" Kate called.
Saruman and Ugluk turned their faces upward to where Kate was. Their jaws dropped in utter horror and disbelief.
Kate cracked up laughing at their expressions. "I thought I should brighten the place up a bit!"
The Orthanc once a dull grey blackish colour now had another colour on the top. Well actually another two colours. Luminous pink and bright blue writing was emblazoned around the Orthanc saying;
'SARUMAN IS A MORON AND UGLUK IS A WANNABE PIMP'
"Do ya like? It's kinda difficult to write upside down. I think some of it ran." Kate shouted down gleefully.
Saruman raised his staff and started trying to remove the graffiti. Unfortunately the spray cans that Kate used contained a substance that Saruman knew nothing about, hence the writing remained the same, except for the fact that now it seemed to be flashing like a neon sign.
Kate collapsed into helpless laughter.
***
The writing was flashing when the Ents arrived, bringing with them Merry and Pippin. The writing was still flashing when Theoden arrived with Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn and the Riders of Rohan.
"What new devilry is this?" Theoden asked in wonder and fear at the sight of the graffiti flashing atop of the Orthanc like a homing beacon.
Gandalf looked up bemused to the top of the Orthanc to see a small figure waving down at them.
"That would be Kate." He answered.
***
As Kate was waving down Saruman decided that it would be safer for her to be inside as a bargaining chip. Suddenly Kate found herself back inside and being held by Ugluk.
"Dammit you stupid Uruk-hai!" (Kate had finally found out what Ugluk was) "Take your hands off me right now!"
Ugluk just held her arms behind her back tighter.
"Fine, you asked for it." Kate stamped down sharply on Ugluk's foot. She spun around and swiftly kicked him where she knew it would hurt, making him keel over. "I told you to let me go!" She declared before walking out of the room and into where Saruman was having a discussion with Gandalf from the window.
"And you will let the Lady known as Kate go." Kate heard Gandalf declare.
"Let her go? My bargaining chip? I think you will have to do better than that dear friend." Saruman answered, unaware that Kate stood directly behind him. Kate spied Saruman's staff leaning against the wall. She picked it up and swung at the unsuspecting Saruman.
"Come my friend surely...Oof!" Saruman exclaimed as his staff caught him on the back of the head.
"Won't let me go huh?" Kate cried whacking him again. "You and what army is going to stop me?"
Ugluk marched into the room. "You again. Don't you ever learn?"
Ugluk growled, pulling out his sword.
"What is it with you and stupid weapons?" She cried dodging him as he raised his sword.
The company below watched as Ugluk advanced on Kate. Just as he was about to deliver a killing blow, Ugluk fell from an arrow which hit him in the centre of his forehead.
Kate looked up stunned, turning to the window to see Legolas putting his bow away.
"What the hell was that?" She screeched, glaring down at him. "You could have killed me!"
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My God! Tom was right! I don't do anything all day! Twice updated in a couple of hours! I'm just too darn generous to you all! And how's that for a chapter? Did you like the graffiti? More tricks from Kate's bag to come. Well it keeps me amused!
More Saruman.
Dawn broke across Isengard. Saruman was surveying his land from outside along with Ugluk when they heard a voice.
"Hey Saruman! Yoo-hoo! Whaddya think?" Kate called.
Saruman and Ugluk turned their faces upward to where Kate was. Their jaws dropped in utter horror and disbelief.
Kate cracked up laughing at their expressions. "I thought I should brighten the place up a bit!"
The Orthanc once a dull grey blackish colour now had another colour on the top. Well actually another two colours. Luminous pink and bright blue writing was emblazoned around the Orthanc saying;
'SARUMAN IS A MORON AND UGLUK IS A WANNABE PIMP'
"Do ya like? It's kinda difficult to write upside down. I think some of it ran." Kate shouted down gleefully.
Saruman raised his staff and started trying to remove the graffiti. Unfortunately the spray cans that Kate used contained a substance that Saruman knew nothing about, hence the writing remained the same, except for the fact that now it seemed to be flashing like a neon sign.
Kate collapsed into helpless laughter.
***
The writing was flashing when the Ents arrived, bringing with them Merry and Pippin. The writing was still flashing when Theoden arrived with Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn and the Riders of Rohan.
"What new devilry is this?" Theoden asked in wonder and fear at the sight of the graffiti flashing atop of the Orthanc like a homing beacon.
Gandalf looked up bemused to the top of the Orthanc to see a small figure waving down at them.
"That would be Kate." He answered.
***
As Kate was waving down Saruman decided that it would be safer for her to be inside as a bargaining chip. Suddenly Kate found herself back inside and being held by Ugluk.
"Dammit you stupid Uruk-hai!" (Kate had finally found out what Ugluk was) "Take your hands off me right now!"
Ugluk just held her arms behind her back tighter.
"Fine, you asked for it." Kate stamped down sharply on Ugluk's foot. She spun around and swiftly kicked him where she knew it would hurt, making him keel over. "I told you to let me go!" She declared before walking out of the room and into where Saruman was having a discussion with Gandalf from the window.
"And you will let the Lady known as Kate go." Kate heard Gandalf declare.
"Let her go? My bargaining chip? I think you will have to do better than that dear friend." Saruman answered, unaware that Kate stood directly behind him. Kate spied Saruman's staff leaning against the wall. She picked it up and swung at the unsuspecting Saruman.
"Come my friend surely...Oof!" Saruman exclaimed as his staff caught him on the back of the head.
"Won't let me go huh?" Kate cried whacking him again. "You and what army is going to stop me?"
Ugluk marched into the room. "You again. Don't you ever learn?"
Ugluk growled, pulling out his sword.
"What is it with you and stupid weapons?" She cried dodging him as he raised his sword.
The company below watched as Ugluk advanced on Kate. Just as he was about to deliver a killing blow, Ugluk fell from an arrow which hit him in the centre of his forehead.
Kate looked up stunned, turning to the window to see Legolas putting his bow away.
"What the hell was that?" She screeched, glaring down at him. "You could have killed me!"
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My God! Tom was right! I don't do anything all day! Twice updated in a couple of hours! I'm just too darn generous to you all! And how's that for a chapter? Did you like the graffiti? More tricks from Kate's bag to come. Well it keeps me amused!