"Talking"

'Thinking'

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YOSH NEW CHAPTER!!I actually have an essay due, but I seriously owe u guys so I'll do this first! Yosh Here I go!!1

"Home sweet Apartment!!" yelled Naruto at the top of his lungs, waking up most of the villagers making them throw the evil ramen cups at him again. Arashi amazingly slept through the whole thing.

After the cups stopped coming, Naruto whimpered to his room wondering why the food that once gave him happiness and pleasure now made him paranoid and gave him nightmares. He tried to ignore his thoughts as he lay in his bed waiting for Hinata to come, Why? Well why else would he want to!?

One eye opened as he felt another presence in the bed with him. His grin widened as he went to please his woman. He wrapped his hands around her figure and searched for her breasts.

'Kukuku...Where are those melons??' Naruto's hand moved higher until he thought he felt something soft. 'There you are!' he proceed to squeeze them . 'Hm...these feel strange for some reason...'

"Oi!! Just what do you think you're doing pervert Tou-san!!" Naruto was snapped out of his thoughts. He looked down to where his hands were and noticed Arashi's cheeks. 'Da fuck...?'

"Ah...Arashi!?" he yelled pointing a finger at his son with a creeped out and displeased expression on his face. "Eh?! W-what're you doing in between me and my woman!?"

Arashi stared at his father with a scowl before answering. "Ka-san, doesn't want to be separated from me tonight, since what happened." The small boy crossed his arms and grinned a grin that read "hah I win!" He then cuddled closer to his mother, he missed her but he also noticed the hint of jealousy his father had.

"Ka-saaaan!," Arashi said trying to wake his mother. "I'm so lonely!" He had a sad yet cute look on his face that Hinata couldn't resist. She embraced him and tried to fall asleep again.

Naruto tried to ignore Arashi and turned his head, this went unnoticed by Arashi. "Mm...Ka-san's skin is so soft ..."

Naruto twitched.

"Mm...You smell so good, Ka-san."

Naruto covered his ears with his pillow and continued to try and block Arashi's voice out.

"Arashi, please don't touch those..."

'Hm?, Touch what?...Gah stupid brat!!' Naruto turned his head and noticed Arashi touching ramen cups that were left on Naruto's bed but Arashi listened to his mother and cuddled in between her breasts without realizing it.

"Gah!! You brat what do you think you're doing to Hinata-chan!?" Naruto screamed as he pointed at his son's act of affection. Arashi looked back at his father then turned back to his mother with a confused face.

"Ano...Naruto-kun, Really, Arashi is still a baby. He hasn't a clue what this and that is." Hinata looked at Naruto with an annoyed face. I mean how could he accuse this child of felony.

Naruto nervously grinned "R-Right...hehehe, he wouldn't, ...your...breasts." Naruto mumbled, in a defeated way.

Arashi stared at his Ka-sans breasts for a while before asking. "Ano, Ka-san that reminds me! Why are Sakura's breasts so small and boring!?"

This startled Hinata, 'Huh, When did Arashi turn into such a p- no he's just a kid he's probably just curious,'" Um, Arashi-chan you really shouldn't-"

Hinata was interrupted by yet another awkward outburst by Arashi. "Or is it, Why are Ka-san's boobs so big...?"

Hinata felt very insecure, so much that all she did was stare at the bed sheets for a while.
"Hmm...?" Arashi squinted at his mother, confused as to why she was acting like this.
"You know what I think ka-san"-Hinata looked up to her son who was sitting up with his hand pointing upwards.-"I think all the nice and kindhearted people have big breasts as a gift for being so nice and all the mean people like Sakura-baka and Tou-san have small or no boobs as punishment for being so cruel."

Naruto and Hinata were speechless. You could practically see "..." coming out in a speech bubble in front of them.

"Uh...Arashi..?" Hinata tried to say something that would stop Arashi from talking about that certain part of the body but failed when no words came out, the only things that came from the confused Hyuuga were mumbling and a blush

Naruto was now trying to hold in his laughter. His son was some comedian, he kept trying to think of all the mean females he knew and tried to remember their breast size just for the fun of it. But Ino was sort of mean and she had some breasts, Tenten was sort of nice too, so they both had medium size. Naruto wondered if Arashi's theory was true when he started to think about Choji. He started chuckling to himself. He then began to think of his own wife, Now she was super nice, so maybe just maybe Arashi was on to something.

Naruto stole a glimpse of Hinata's breast size and went back to laughing to himself. Arashi noticed Naruto smirking from looking at his ka-san's breasts, so he decided that this would be the best time for his next totally awkward question.

"Tou-san, Is the reason why you married Ka-san cause her boobs are so big? Do you like big boobs?"

Naruto stopped chortling as soon as he saw his wife's eyes focused on him. He felt nervous. I mean why did Arashi have to ask him that, also both of them paying attention to him was only making it worse. "Uh...well I- ye-n...uh.." Naruto couldn't really find the words to say.

Hinata was worried. Naruto being nervous made her think that he did just marry her for his lust and the sex of it all. For some reason Hinata was angry. Her feelings towards Naruto were a mixture of sadness and anger. She had never truly been angry with him before, I mean the whole Arashi getting kidnapped thing were both of their faults, well mostly Naruto's but she didn't think like that so she took equal blame.

Naruto looked at his wife only to find anger in her eyes, not only that but she had chakra focused on her right hand. Naruto decided that now would be the right time to take a few steps back. "Uh.. Hinata!? Please tell me you're just gonna feel me up with your hand and not what I'm scared you're going to do!! Hinata? Hinata!?" Naruto's eyes widened as she came closer until...

"JYUUKEN!!"

Naruto was thrown out of the room and landed on the couch, squiggles were placed where his eyes should have been.

"P-pervert, you're sleeping on the couch tonight!" Hinata was a bit out of character but Kami she was so pissed off. This was also the first time Hinata had called him the 'P' word.

Naruto laid there on the couch thinking about what just happened. It's not that he did marry Hinata because of that but he didn't know what else to say. There were so many reasons why he married her. She was kindhearted, forgiving, motherly, pretty, In Naruto's eye's she was the perfect wife. The immense boob size was just a plus. He loved Hinata for Hinata not just because he was pleased with her sexually although he wasn't complaining when it came to that.

Naruto tried to get some sleep but for some reason it didn't feel right. The couch was pretty soft but it was missing something. He was missing a certain person. He then realized it was the first time since he got back that he didn't lay with Hinata. It got him depressed. I mean once you're accustom to something or someone it really is hard to live or sleep without that person. Naruto felt incomplete.

After a whole hour of tossing and turning on the couch he decided he needed his wife. He decided now was the time to seduce her and make her love him again.

The blonde then quietly entered his room. He stood in front of his wife and caressed her hair, waiting for her to wake up. When she made no motive to do so, he proceeded to kiss her neck. As soon as She moaned, Her eyes opened to meet Naruto's. He smirked and tried to continue but Hinata pulled him away.

"Naruto-kun, don't think I've forgotten what happened," she whispered but she didn't seem as mad as she was before.

"Hinata-chan, I love you for you not for your breasts or your ass or...heh I could go on and on..." Naruto kissed her forehead and continued to look at her with an apologetic face. He guessed she forgave him since she kissed him back, her soft lips were so inviting. His hot tongue kept playing with hers. He wanted in...his legs found their way onto the bed, surrounding Hinata's. His hands touching almost every part of her body. Naruto got a bonner and decided to let his wife realize just what he wanted and when.

"Hinataaa...Mmm" Naruto moaned in Hinata's ear but as soon as Hinata felt that Naruto was excited she tried to leave his embrace. "N-Naruto-kun! Arashi is lying right next to us!" Hinata pleaded.

"Aw, come on he's sleeping and I'll be quick. I promise!" Naruto said kissing her collar bone.

"Nooooo, ahh! Naruto! st-stop!"

Arashi awoken to his mothers screams and noticed Naruto on top of her. He assumed that Naruto was hurting his Ka-san. "OI Tou-san, What are you doing to Ka-san!?" he said with a confused yet angered voice.

Naruto and Hinata's eyes widened when they noticed Arashi was fully awake.
"A-Arashi-ch-chan..?" "Uh.." Naruto looked at his position. 'Well this is awkward..'

Hinata finally managed to get Naruto off of her and tried to get Arashi to get to sleep but he wouldn't budge. "No Ka-san! Don't try to cover it up! Tou-san was hurting you wasn't he!?"

Hinata let out a blush as her eyes again drifted towards the bed sheets. "Um...Aras- She didn't get to finish as she noticed Arashi giving Naruto a cold glare.

"I won't forgive you for hurting my Ka-san!!"

Naruto couldn't believe what his son was saying. He was so clueless. Naruto tried to push him away so he could get to sleep, he was tired after all. Naruto didn't know what the hell time it was, but he knew it was late. But when Naruto tried to close his eyes, they opened once again.

"Hey! don't ignore me! I'm talking to you!! Hey! Baka-tou-san!"

'That does it,' Naruto got up and stared at Arashi with his sleepy eyes. Not only did this kid lower his chances of getting some, now he was also depriving him of sleep.

"Shut your trap Gaki!, you're annoying!" Naruto yelled before going back to rest his head

"You can't tell me what to do!" Arashi screamed.

"What?" Naruto awoken once again. "Maybe you haven't noticed Gaki! but I'm your father! You should know, you call me Tou-san every 5 seconds!"

"So! I still have free will!"

"Damn it go to sleep already!!"

"Make me baka!" Arashi stated, crossing his arms then turning his head in a "Hmph!" manner.

"Why you little-" Naruto tackled Arashi and their fight and rambling turned into one of those dusty fighting things where all you see are hands and feet and the word "pow"

Arashi then got free and started running towards Hinata.

"Get back here you-" Naruto couldn't finish for he was face to face with a very angry Hinata.

Arashi had been smart enough to hide behind her, "Naruto-kun you weren't planning on hurting Arashi-chan, were you??" she crossed her arms waiting for his reply.

"Uh, of course not Hina-chan!!" he answered quickly out of nervousness.

This of course got him kicked out of the room once more, the irony of it was, it was his room.
He again laid on his lonely couch. He figured this is what this couch will be known to him from now on. He pictured that whenever he saw this couch he would remember this awful night

Again he couldn't get to sleep. It was as if he was addicted to Hinata's warmth and touch, so much that he couldn't sleep without her next to him. So again Naruto sneaked back into his room only this time he was caught by Arashi.

"Ano, Tou-san what do you think you're doing?"

Naruto looked at Arashi with a squinty "you gotta be shitting me" face. "Tou-san, If you try to hurt Ka-san again I'll-"

Arashi was interrupted by Naruto, "Arashi I would never hurt Hinata-chan..."

"Huh?" Arashi was confused. Why was his Tou-san so serious all of a sudden? He noticed that Naruto was only serious with his mother and even then it was only a few times. The kid mostly knew Naruto as his perverted and sometimes funny father. So when he had that tone of voice it felt...different.

"I came back well cause, I cant seem to sleep without Hinata-chan, I need her. She makes me feel like I'm not alone...She just takes away the feeling of being all by myself, she always did."

Arashi for the second time, stared at his father in awe. 'I guess this is why I envy Tou-san, Ka-san completes him just like she completes me but sometimes I feel that Tou-san has more love for Ka-san then I could ever give her, and it's no wonder I could never fill the void when Tou-san wasn't around.'

Hinata opened her eyes only to find Naruto back. She was about to kick him out again until Arashi spoke. "Ka-san Please don't let Tou-san be alone!...It hurts him to be away from you just like it hurts you when he's not around and I miss Tou-san too, I don't want him to not be around like before! Ka-san..." Arashi teared up.

Hinata And Naruto were both awestruck at what Arashi had said. Naruto again felt guilty and went to comfort his son. His hands brushed Arashi's hair. "Hey I'm not going to leave you or your mother again...heh"

Arashi looked up at him 'I still don't know why Tou-san had to leave in the first place, and I know he wont tell me! But why won't he tell me!! It so frustrating'

Hinata rubbed Arashi's back , Arashi noticed that he was looking like a baby and decided he wasn't going to let this mushy act take place. "Alright, stop touching me and sounding serious...It's frustrating!" He yelled as he left both his parents embrace and fell asleep almost instantly.

For the first time Naruto looked at his son in a new light. It was brighter than before and it was then that he made a vow. 'The feeling of loneliness, it's so unbearable, I don't think I could've survived without my loved ones, especially Hinata, But Arashi you have a somewhat knowing of how that pain feels. Yet you only tasted the tip of this pain...I wont let you find out what the rest taste like, I promise.'

Naruto then laid his head and finally got some sleep.

XXXXMORNINGXXXXX

"Morning Ka-san, Tou-san!!"

Up went the very tiresome, didn't really get any hours of sleep Naruto and the slightly drowsy Hinata.

They both had the same thought 'Where does he get all this energy from!?'

'When I was smaller I used to think it was cute on Naruto, but having to live with it everyday is as Shikamaru would say it troublesome.' Hinata thought as she rubbed her sleepy eyes.

"Oi Gaki, you know you have a bed too, Maybe tomorrow night you could try it out!!" Naruto yelled out of crankiness.

"Hmph!, ..Tou-san is so mean. Why do I have to have the meanest tou-san in the world, Ka-san??" Arashi said with a sad irresistible expression.

'Speaking of mean Tou-sans, I haven't even went to visit Otou-sama yet! He doesn't even know about Arashi-chan!!' Hinata started getting nervous until she saw how cute Arashi looked. 'Hmm, well better late then never.'

"Ano, Arashi-chan, how would like to meet my Tou-sama!?" Hinata said with a smile.

"Oji-san!?" Arashi asked with enthusiasm

'Oh no not Hiashi! He'll kill me for what I did to Hinata as soon as he sees Arashi!' Naruto thoughts only got him more worried.

"Hinata-chan! If your father finds out about us-I'm Dead!!" Naruto could see his funeral now. There would be Hiashi claiming Naruto deserved it for touching his precious daughter. The jerk from the waterfall village making a move on his Hinata and Arashi would be eating all his precious ramen. the sight was so sad...

While Naruto was still in 'la la land.' Hinata proceeded to serve breakfast "Ano Naruto-kun, Do you want some waffles?" Naruto forget about what he was thinking about and yelled "Alright waffles!!"

Arashi finished first. "Hah take that Tou-san!!" Arashi pointed at Naruto until he noticed Naruto was being fed by his Ka-san. The young boy felt jealous. Hinata was his mother so why was she feeding an adult who could obviously already feed himself. It annoyed him. He hated being annoyed.

His hands played with his food and he made a mess, spilling syrup all over his body. "uh...oh" Hinata turned to see Arashi all sticky and filthy. "Arashi-chan you're a mess.." She sighed. "Heh sorry, Ka-san" The child said while rubbing his hand on the back of his head, making him stuck in that position. He tried to get his hand unstuck with his other hand but instead he got 2 hands stuck on his hair instead of one. Hinata giggled before walking him to the tub. "We had to wash you up before we meet Oji-sama anyway.."

"Eh!? Hinata-chan please don't make me go too!!" Naruto pleaded when he heard what Hinata had said. "Iye, Naruto-kun you need father's blessing before we can continue our relationship." Hinata retorted.

"But we're already married!!" Naruto responded

"The more reason to go..."

XXXXXHYUUGA MANSIONXXXX

"Ano-sa, Ka-san you're house is so big!, Why do we have to stay in Tou-san's little apartment when you have this!?" Arashi asked as he observed the Hyuuga compound

"Arashi-chan, you shouldn't say such things, you're making your father cry." Hinata answered back noticing Naruto's teary eyes as he walked closer and closer to his Death Trap also known as the Hyuuga mansion.

His thoughts were interrupted as he noticed Hinata smiling at the guard that seemed to look around his age. "Ohaiyo Hoturu, Long time no see."

"Huh? Hinata-dono? Is that you? You've grown into such a beautiful and well-developed woman." He replied with a blush. That blush pissed Naruto off but not more than what Hinata said back to him. "You're not so bad yourself Hoturu."

Hoturu again blushed lightly as his eyes drifted downwards to observe Hinata's physique. And again Naruto's blood boiled. "Oi stop flirting with my wife ,teme! I suggest if you don't want to take on the future Hokage, You'll back off!!"

"W-wife? Uh come in, Hiashi is in his room Hinata-dono.." the guard started looking away from the family nervously as they entered.

"Ano, Excuse me Otou-sama?"

"Yes come in Hinata," replied Hiashi. Hinata Bowed and proceeded to enter. Hiashi was seated, facing her, she took that as a sign to sit as well. "Hinata, you are very cruel, you didn't even tell me you were back in the village..."

"I am sorry otou-sama but some things came up.." She said never looking her father in the eye.

"I see, see that it doesn't happen again...Further on Hinata you are already passed marrying age"- Hinata's head moved up at hearing the word marrying- "I have already gotten 10 proposals all from very-"

"NANI!?" Hinata accidentally interrupted her father. "Is there a problem Hinata?" Hiashi was bewildered at Hinata's behavior. It wasn't like her to have an outburst..

"Uh...actually-"

"Yeah there is a problem!!" Naruto opened the paper door and crossed his arms. "-Hinata-Chan's already married."

"Nani!?" Hiashi stared at the jichuuriki as he made his way to sit next to Hinata. "Hinata, don't tell me you married this fool."

"Hai, Tou-sama I did..."

"I see.." Hiashi looked at the floorboard almost somewhat sad.

"I'm sorry Otou-sama but I love Naruto-kun very much, he's the only man I would marry, he's strong and I know you might not-"

"Very well, I can't say I didn't see this coming, I hope you'll be happy Hinata." It killed Hiashi on this inside to say it but Hinata seemed so enthusiastic about this Naruto person and it was the first time she ever spoke with confidence and looked him in the eye and at least she didn't marry that weirdo Kiba and so he was somewhat ok.

"Hontou!? Aringatou- Otou-sama!" Hinata smiled.

"Ka-saaaan! Tou-san left me all alone.." Arashi entered the room with a gloomy look on his face.

"Arashi-chan..."

Hiashi looked at the boy then back at Naruto. "You touched my daughter!" he yelled in anger. "Uh...!" Naruto tried to crawl away until he noticed Hiashi wasn't paying him anymore attention and he sweat dropped.

"I'm disappointed, no byakugan" Hiashi stated as he looked at Arashi. "huh? Are you my Oji-san?"

"Hai"

'Great I have a bigger family, hmm but he's disappointed in me? byakugan? I've seen Ka-san do it? This guy doesn't think I can do it I'll show him!' Arashi then put up hand seals he thought felt right and "Byakugan" ...Suddenly his pupils disappeared and his eyes were surrounded by veins.

'Amazing' thought Hinata Naruto, and Hiashi. "Hm, it seems we have another successor for the head family" Hiashi smirked. "I am very pleased Hinata you have my blessing on both boys"

"Yosh!" Arashi yelled along with Naruto.

"Ano-sa Otou-sama, this must mean you might wanna know more about me ne!? My goal is to become Hokage of the whole village and my favorite food is ramen, Althought it betrayed m-

"JYUUKEN!!"

Naruto crashed through the wall and squiggles in his eyes again appeared while Naruto grumbled some thing like "Aaaaoooo"

"THAT'S FOR TOUCHING MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER!YOU CHITE!"

End!!

That should be enough right!? I'm tired!! it's super long!! Chite means white people who try to act like they're Japanese. Uh...I dun really believe that what ARashi said is why ppl have different breast size, I have nothing against Kiba and...NARUHINA FTW!! In the next chapter Naruto finally tells Arashi about the Kyuubi and all the squads find out about Arashi. If you have any questions or wanna say something review!! C'mon plz review!! I'm begging you!!

PLZ REVIEW!!I NEED HELP FOR NEXT CHAPTER:)!!