A/N: I don't know why this came into my head. It just did, and it made me laugh. I hope it makes you laugh, too. :D

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What's in a Name?

"So, what do you think?"

Sokka looked down at his wife and thoughtfully stroked his chin. "It definitely looks like a Sokka Junior to me."

Scoffing, Toph replied, "Well it walks like a Toph junior to me. And it has attitude."

"…Just like a Sokka junior."

"That's a dumb name!"

"Hey! That's my name, in case you don't remember!"

Toph rolled her unseeing eyes and crossed her arms. "Look, Snoozles," she said. "You said I could name it when the time came, and I want it to be called 'Toph'. It just suits him."

"I disagree," Sokka answered, looking down at the being in question. "Besides, it's a guy. Guys need to have manly names, don't they?"

"Toph can be a manly name."

"No, it can't, Toph. I'm sorry, but that's the natural order of things."

Toph frowned. "Well, here come Twinkletoes and Sugar Queen. Maybe they can knock some sense into you before I have to do it myself." She cracked her knuckles. Sokka winced, but nevertheless turned towards the doorway, through which Aang and Katara entered moments later.

"Hey guys," Aang greeted them cheerfully.

A little flying lemur hopped from his shoulder onto Katara's and chattered loudly. Another, which sat on her head, batted playfully at its brother. "Have you thought of a name for your lemur yet?"

"Toph," stated Toph, just as Sokka said "Sokka."

Sokka crossed his arms a looked down at Toph in annoyance. The Earthbender stomped one foot on the ground, causing a large rock to leap out of the ground in front of her husband. Sokka shouted out in surprise and fell backwards, and the rock flew over his head and out of sight. Their nameless lemur bounded after it.

"Ah, I see," said Katara, shooting Aang a sidelong glance.

"Well," began Aang thoughtfully, "What if you combine your names? You could call him… Tokka."

Sokka sat up and rubbed his head as he clambered to his feet. "Tokka, huh? I like it."

Toph nodded as she considered this. "Hmm… I like it, too. It has a good ring to it." She held out her hand to her husband and he shook it.

"Tokka it is, then!" He said, relieved that he liked the name and didn't have to fight Toph to get it.

Katara beamed at Aang, who grinned back and gave a small shrug. "All in a day's work for the Avatar, I guess."

Giggling, Katara took his hand in hers and they began out of the room. As they exited through the doorway, though, Sokka could have sworn he'd heard Katara say, "What do you think of 'Kataang' for our lemur?"

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Fin.

A/N: Stupid, yes, but I love poking fun at shipping names. I was going to stick other names in there somewhere, but then I thought it would be best to stick to my two favorites. x3