Hey pplz. I'm sooooooo so sorry i haven't updated but ive bin like grounded for like two like weeks(making fun of myself, sorry) and like I haven't been like able to like get back like on sooooooooo im like soooo sorrry. (crap. that last "like" was unintentional...crap.) In doing this chapter I am also lamenting for not being able to go see Twilight until like tomorrow and it's SATURDAY, the day AFTER it came out!!! -fume- and both my freakin parents are in GAINESFREAKINBORO!!! no, im totally not depressed and going like emo for having to wait out ANOTHER day after ive been waiting already for MONTHS!!!!! -gasp--gasp--gasp- Anyway, here's my continuation, so I hope you like it and read more and read and review unlike someone. -cough-Killian-COUGH-

grr

so, pray that my mom will not find yet another excuse not to go see Twilight wit me...coward. God, you've GOT to face the fury SOMEZTZIME mom.

Disclaimer: Okay. The disclaimer is like going in the summary frum now on bc this is getting old.

When we finally stopped, I looked up to see...Walmart. Huh?

"What are we doing here?" I asked Edward. At least it was a different Walmart then the other.

"Emmett wants to play. Walmart pranks, you know."

"You can't see me," I groaned, sinking further into the seat.

"C'mon, Bella. It'll be fun!" he insisted. Oh, so he was perfectly fine with publical pranks. I see how it is.

"Sure," I muttered.

"Trust me, Bella. You'll have fun!" Alice said.

"You keep believing that, Alice, see how far you get." I'm dead set on not participating. She couldn't possibly see anything.

I could feel her basilisk glare without looking. "You will have fun." Her tone was demonic.

"Whatever Alice, I'm not participating."

"Bella..." Edward said slowly, as if letting his total guilt trip sink in. "I don't want to go without you, and it's been so long since I've done this sort of thing, but I'll stay with you even though even Carlisle and Esme are doing it."

I smiled slyly at him. "You won't suffer long."

Alice gagged.

"Bella," Edward came to the threat. "If you don't come without force, I will personally drag you inside."

"Not with knowing the games we could play all alone in here," I played dirty. Edward drew in a jagged breath before composing his expression into a grin.

"Plenty of time for that later. Now we need to have some good family bonding. Come on, Bella, you don't want to suffer the indignity of having a place on my shoulder, do you?"

I crossed my arms stubbornly, and stared at a cloud determinedly.

Five seconds later I was half on one side of Edward, half on the other--after all, I wasn't a newborn anymore. He was stronger than me now. I sighed as my arms hung limply. I had tried everything--smacking his butt multiple times, kicking, screaming, even grabbing hold of a car, but eventually we were all behind Walmart and I--very extremely reluctantly--was still...on the shoulder...of my hundred and something-year-old-boyfriend.

Alice had gone in to get disguises.

"It's okay, little sis," Emmett chuckled. "I just hope you're not a sore loser." I pushed my upper body away from Edward--making me horizontal--to get a better view of my teddy-bear bro.

"And what would I lose in, dear brother?" I asked suspiciously.

"It's a game--"

"Whoever comes up with the most best pranks wins," Alice interrupted, appearing out of thin air. She held some spray cans and something that looked suspiciously like scissors. "There are as many rounds as you can fit into twenty-four hours."

"Alice, where are the disguises?" I asked suspiciously.(hmm, im overusing 'suspicious.'...crap.)

"I thought it'd be cool if we all had different looks. I was thinking your hair could be short with multi-layered tips and blue streaks."

"WHAT!!!" both me and Rosalie shrieked simultaneously.

"Alice, you are so not touching my hair!!!" Rose hissed murderously.

"Rose, don't be difficult. Your hair will only be a tad shorter with brown highlights."

"Ew! No way! I will not stand by while you put the color of shit in my beautiful hair! I will not be seen in public with hair the color of shit like Bella's!"

"HEY!"

"Hey," Rosalie replied as if I were greeting the ditz.

"Eeeexcuse me?"

"Nothing!"

In a span of five minutes behind Walmart, Alice had made me look--in my opinion--like a slut, Rosalie look like the human angel she's the opposite of, straightened Emmett's hair over his eyes dyeing it blond, pulled Esme's hair into a ponytail with a single red streak, made Carlisle grumpily brunette ignoring his "but blondes have more fun" complaints, combed and browned Edward's hair, gave Renesmee a ponytail with bangs to her nose,(that's all I would let her do) cut Jake's hair neatly, and smoothed her own hair down.

I noticed she did nothing to Jasper's hair.

Then she did make-up and gave us contacts and we looked like run-away model humans.

Alice still scrutinized us. "Alice, no more. We look more than enough human," I groaned.

"Yeah, let's get prankin'!" Emmettt cried out in exultation.

Just inside a set of doors, we grouped to plan, completely blocking the entrance.

"I'll ref," Esme said immediately.

"I'll keep score," Carlisle agreed.

"Okay. We'll record our pranks and compare tonight," Alice said, handing out three cameras, keeping one. One to me, one to Rose, one to Jake. Then began discussing rules and such. "No mortal harm may befall a human, no permanent harm may befall the store, no copying and claiming another's idea..." The list went on and on. Good thing I had a good memory!

A granny and what looked to be her daughter came up to the entrance. "Mom, they look busy. Let's go in the other door," the daughter said tugging on Granny's arm gently.

"Laura, if I wanted to block the traffic of all the good people coming out I would go in the exit, but I have no intentions in doing so," Granny said tightly despite the current lack of customers leaving. We ignored the two despite their repetetive use of "excuse me."

Suddenly Jasper uttered a girlish shriek.

Granny had tapped his shoulder and was now clutching her heart, eyes wide with fright. "Oh dear. I'm sorry to have startled you, but I would like to pass."

"Is there not another entrance?" he demanded.

"Well, I--"

"BOO!" our ten voices screamed. Granny shrieked and staggered back a few steps.

"I--I guess w-we c-c-can use th-the other en-en-en-entrance," she stammered and walked off at a pace faster than a fit human.

As she walked off quickly, her back to us, her daughter turned and gave uss the finger. How rude!

"We love you too!" Alice called after her. We all burst ou laughing.

"Th-that was m-mean," I said between hysteric giggles. Edward just shrugged.

Suddenly I saw something spark in Emmett's eyes. He whispered something into Rosalie's ear who, in response, grinned and they hurried off. Without warning, Jasper and Alice were gone. Jake slung a protesting Renesmee into his arms and they were gone. Carlisle and Esme went who-knows-where murmuring about somewhere to speculate, and me and Edward were alone.

Alice was going to get what she wanted.

I gasped in recognition and jumped to whisper in Edward's ear.

I had an idea.

Yay. For now, I think this is a good chapter(thought subject to change) and I hope you like it as much as I do right now...hopefully more...

Srsly Killian. Scold me for not reading and reviewing urs and then not touching mine. Sheesh!