Hello again! This is ItCameFromMars. Goodness it's been awhile since I updated this story hasn't it? I do not own MadTV or Yugioh (I still don't know how many times I need to say this, or even if I need to say it at all). Anyway, here's chapter nine :).
Chapter 9: I Am Not Insane
After a quick recovery from a stun gun attack, the three teens run out of the Saturn picnic across several blocks. "You think we've lost those Saturn weirdoes, Ryou?" Marik asked.
"I think so," he answered in between breathes. They sit on a bus bench to catch their breath. Eventually the two boys began to glare at Tessa. "What?" the girl asked.
"A stun gun? All you could think of was a stun gun!" Marik grumbled as he patted down his now Frankenstein hair.
"Hey it can be very hard to think in a situation like that. Besides it worked didn't it? Hm…Where do you think the "reprogramming" site is?" Tessa asked.
"Huh? Oh it could be anyway. Personally I think we should look at a bunch of warehouses and shipping docks around town. They make perfect settings for evil plotting."
"…Evil plotting?"
"Oh I know where to look!" Ryou cried. The other two teens turn their attention to Ryou with curiosity.
"It's where all people go to get brain washed." Ryou said. The other two gradually began to look at the boy like he was an idiot. "And where would that be?" Marik asked.
"…Wal-Mart." Ryou said.
"Wal-Mart?" the others echoed.
"Yes…Wal-Mart secretly controls everything and everyone around us….plus I saw a brain washing center in Wal-Mart last week, it just opened next to the magazine section of the store."
"Well that's convenient," Tessa said.
"Alright then, let's go to Wal-Mart!" Marik cried.
"Right!" the teens start to run to the other side of town…and were quickly cut off short.
"Well…well…well. Look what we've found. It's our dear little hikaries… and some chick," Bakura grinned. The three teens look behind them to see the yamis, Bakura and Yami Marik, clad in their mental hospital patient clothes. The angry yamis pull out their millennium items with predatory gazes toward the terrified hikaries.
"…..You think it's too late to go back to the picnic?" Tessa asked.
The teens were stopped by the power of the millennium rod Yami Marik was holding, and were slammed into a wall. "Most definitely," Marik replied in a whimpering tone.
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Ryou, Marik, and Tessa were trapped in the grip of the millennium rod's power that held them still, unable to run away. "Oh my God, the psycho furbies are going to kill us!!" The wine haired girl cried. Yami Marik and Bakura's dark smiles fell from their faces. "We're not psychos. Not even remotely insane."
"You two used to go around stabbing people for no reason!" Ryou cried.
"Sooo…" Bakura said.
"That was not very sane!" Marik cried.
"Is so," Bakura said. Bakura pulls out a few knives and clanks them together like he was playing an instrument. "Please, there must be some other way to resolve your aggression." Tessa cried. The two villains thought about it for a moment.
"You know, I have a song for this kind of situation…" Yami Marik said.
"A song?" Tessa said.
Soft piano music could be heard in the background. The creepy part was that there wasn't a piano anywhere. Two of the three teens looked around to see where it was coming from, while the other just slumped over. "You just had to get them started, didn't you?" Marik glared.
"Start what?" Tessa cried.
Suddenly Yami Marik pulls out a microphone and starts singing, while Bakura dances strangely in the background.
"If you're smoking rock cooocaine
And some skunkkkkyyy weed
And that bunch of herooooin caused your eyyyyeeees to bleeeeeed
And your husband is a pain
And your latest album is sitting innnnnn the half of binnn
Get thiiisss straight
Tell the press oh yeaaaahhh" A sparkling blue butterfly flies out of his back pants pocket."Did a butterfly just-"yeah." The boys answered the girl.
"I swear to Ra I' m not insssaaannnee
And all these voices in my brain
Tell me I'm the king of Spain
And I'm flying a horse drawn sleighhhh
To a spaceship where I prrraayyy
To a monkey made of claaaaaay
And his name is Jose
Nonetheless I'm not innnsannne"
"Hello? Domino Mental Asylum? Yeah, they broke out again. Ok, thanks. Click They'll be here in 20 minutes." Marik said.
"Oh good." Ryou replied.
"If you're aroused easssiiilly
By your man's nasty stinch
And you loooosssse it on TV
Like when I stripped on TRL
Take a good look aaaattt me
I've kept it together, although mmmyyy weight does fluctuate
But if worked up go ahead annnddd shout"
"I wanna go home!!" Tessa cried hysterically. Then Bakura starts to join him in belting out the chorus.
"I swear to Ra I'm not inssannnee
"I'm engaged to R Ray Dane"
"Who the hell's R Ray-"Fill my computer with champagne"
"All my shoes are made of haaaayyy"
"I work for the CIA"
"I invented Arbor Daaayyyy"
"I wear a hat made out of Bengaaayyy heeeee!!!"
"Nonetheless I'm not insaaaaannnneeee!!!!" Yami Marik started singing high-pitched, while Bakura was drugged with a sedative by a metal hospital employee and dragged away. Another employee grabs Yami Marik with a net and leads him away to the hospital van, waving goodbye under the net as he leaves.
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O.o
"Well that was fun," Ryou chirped.
"Yeap, let's get out of here." Marik replied. The two boys drag the confused girl away towards Wal-Mart. "What…just happened?"
I'm not quite sure what to say about this chapter. Except that I thought it would be funny to imagine Bakura and Yami Marik sing that song. Anyway, review and tune in for new chapters.