Hallooo ^^
It's Sunni,
your awesome authoress.
I'm truly, really, REALLY sorry for updating late-ish, but this chapter took a looong time xD
I hope it makes up for the lack of a couple chapters (:
This chapter was very hard to write.
Really.
Anyhoos, on to the rest of my intro…thing!
Okay. I has a surprise for you :D
She's reviewed for almost every chapter
(she is angry because her review is always cut off),
she's is the inspiration for this story
(sort of.
just kidding.
She is.
:D),
she is who Sarah is based on (sort of),
And she is my awesome wingdinger best friend EILEEN :D
And now she shall help write a chapter!
Yay! Co-writing! :D
So, here she is.
TA-DA!
*raises curtain*
PREPARE YOURSELVES, BITCHES AND BASTARDS!! FOR SHILLY SHALLYING FOR WINGDING HAS ARRIVED! ;) I'm just kidding ^^ I love everyone *hugs those who were offended*
So, hello wonderful people ^^
Wingding here is pressuring me to say something funny.
But, I can't since I was bored of watching her play Animal Crossing for Wii.
And yesh, boredom does affect my humor senses. *takes a deep breath*….Darn. It's not working xD
It's nice to meet you gorgeous reviewers, and those beautiful readers who would become GORGEOUS if you reviewed ;)
AH! And hopefully, I'll actually finish writing if I can ever get unhooked from anime =__=
It's quite a problem. Yeah. I'll bet it's worse than DRUGS *woooaah*
GUESS WHAT? 8D WINGDING'S LETTING ME TELL A CORNY JOKE! (I LOVE CORNY JOKES!)
What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? 8D
…
Did you get it?
*sings to the Pink Panther theme* Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant,
DEAD AAAANNTT!!~ And if you don't know the Pink Panther, you are sorely missing out on CRACKTASTIC fun ^^
So, Wingding says "enjoy ^^"
And I say Wingding doesn't own Shugo Chara! Even though she wants to wrap it up and give it to me as a gift, I don't think we can buy it off Peach Pit, who is AWESOME by the way ^^
ON TO OUR FIRST WINGDING DAY EVER! ;)
WAIIIIIT.
(It's Sunni again)
Sorry.
Just thought I might let you know.
This chapter doesn't have anything to do with the plot.
I might mention stuff from this chapter in future chapters,
But it doesn't have anything to do with the plot.
It's like
Off on the side.
Like a
Filler :D
EILEEN CUTS IN!!
Yeah, I just had to say that I HATE fillers in anime
They're such a pain in the ass sometimes. Especially with NARUTO…good GAWD that was a drag. =__=
SUNNI CUTS IN!!
I like fillers. Sometimes. Unless they're boring. It's nice to take a break from the plot once in a while :D
YAY. Eileen says I type fast. Yay for Sunni ;D
And now xD
Enjoy ^^
The phone was ringing.
It was Sarah's favorite song, but still…this early in the morning, it sounded…shrill, loud, and annoying.
Poor song.
Sarah groaned, and then shoved her head under her pillow.
The phone continued to ring.
And ring.
And ring.
Damn, it was friggin'(1) persistent.
Sarah growled, "Shut up."
The phone actually shut up.
Sarah was surprised, but she didn't want to ruin the magical shut up-ness. So she rolled over and tried to sleep again.
Two seconds later, the phone began to ring again.
"AAAAARG!" Sarah grabbed her alarm clock and chucked it toward her desk, where she thought her phone was.(2)
Unfortunately, her phone was resting peacefully, and still very much intact, on her dresser. And now the alarm clock was busted. Brilliant.
"WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP?" Sarah was not very much of a morning person.
Sadly, this time, the phone did not want to listen to and obey Sarah's screamed orders.
Then, from the room next door:
"WILL YOU PLEASE JUST PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE AND LET ME SLEEP IN PEACE?"
"GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO, WINGDING!" Sarah called back sarcastically.
"SHUT UP!"
"Fine." Sarah muttered to herself. She rolled over and attempted to sit up. The attempt failed horribly.
"Who the hell calls someone at the buttcrack of DAWN? IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK THAT I GET A DECENT AMOUNT OF SLEEP?" Sarah yelled at the phone, which was stupid enough to keep ringing.
Sarah tried a different approach. "Phone, oh beautiful—GORGEOUS phone, will you please, please, PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP?"
It didn't.
"Alright." Sarah sighed. "I'll have to…answer it." Sarah said, giving up. "Blarg." She reached for the phone, but with the dresser being across the room, her arm wasn't nearly long enough. If it was, it would be very freaky indeed(3).
"Come on… I can do it!" Sarah flailed her arm around. "I just need to focus! USE THE FORCE, SARAH. USE THE FORCE!"
The phone remained far and out of reach.
"FINE. I'LL DO IT. YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE. I'LL GET UP." Sarah sat up. "WAIT. I HAVE SERVANTS. JENNY'S HOUSE IS CRAWLING WITH THEM. SO," She turned to her bedside table and tapped the red and black checkered egg, right on its random blue splotch(4). "ZIMMY! GET UP."
Even Zimmy was being cranky this morning. And when she was cranky, she was mean. Even to her owner. WHO CREATED HER AND BROUGHT HER INTO THE WORLD. GOSH.
"You said it yourself. The house is crawling with servants. Jenny hired a personal MAID for you. CALL HER INSTEAD WAKING ME UP, BITCH."
"Ziiiimmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~" Sarah whined. "I'll love you forever and ever!"
"I'm your chara. You have to love me."
"Good point." Sarah (-________-) admitted, lying back down.
"WILL YOU JUST PLEASE GET UP AND ANSWER THE DAMN(5) PHONE?" Jenny's usually cold and quiet voice now sounded very pissed. Very pissed indeed. Like raging-inferno-in-hell-pissed.
"Jenny's mad. Just answer it." Zimmy's now mellow voice ordered.
"Fiiiiine." Sarah sat up again and got on her feet. "Mad is an understatement."
"THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU PICK UP THE FUCKING(6) PHONE WHEN IT RANG THE FIRST TIME?"
Then, finally, Sarah picked up the phone.
"Hello? Who may I ask is calling at the buttcrack of dawn? Who is disturbing my slumber? WHO'S HEAD WILL ROLL AFTER THIS PHONE CALL?" Sarah growled into the phone.
Laughter came over the phone.
Sarah didn't understand what was so funny. She was being serious.
The person spoke. "I don't think I'll be able to play soccer without a head. For one, I won't be able to see where the ball is."
Silence.
"HOLY FRIGGIN' CRAP." Sarah nearly dropped the phone.
"Are you okay?" The voice asked. "Did you just realize that you were talking to the future soccer idol of the US of A?" The person laughed again.
"No. I just realized that I wasted my effort of getting up. And yelling. And mind power. I'm pretty sure my mind power points just went down." Sarah rolled her eyes.
"Psh. I know you missed me. Stop being so miffed at me."
"YOU HAVEN'T CALLED IN TWO MONTHS. OR ANSWERED ANY OF MY E-MAILS. AND YOU DECIDED TO CALL EVEN THOUGH YOU KNEW I WAS SLEEPING. I THINK I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE MIFFED AT YOU!"
"Fine. I'm sorry. I've been busy." Vinnie laughed.
"What? You got a girlfriend now?" Sarah rolled her eyes, but inside she was ecstatic. She hadn't spoken to Vinnie in months(7).
A short pause. Then nervous laughter.
"With your brain, I didn't think you'd guess that quickly."
A longer pause.
"ARE YOU FRIGGIN' SERIOUS?" Sarah (O____O!) yelled.
"SARAH, SHUT UP!" Jenny sounded beyond pissed now.
"WINGDING, VINNIE GOT A GIRLFRIEND!" Sarah yelled back.
"I. DON'T. CARE. TELL HIM TO HAVE A NICE LIFE AND TO NEVER CALL AGAIN." Jenny screamed.
"Jenny agrees with me in saying that you should call at a more decent time. Like when we're actually awake." Sarah (^^) told him cheerily. "So, what's her name?"
"Her name is Ivy—"
"Ivy? Wow. I don't like Ivy(8). Let's change it to Haley."
Vinnie was quiet for a moment. "I'll… let her know." Then he laughed. "Anyhow, how are you?"
"Sleepy. Tired. Annoyed. All mind powered out maybe?"
"It's 10:46!"
"IN THE MORNING!" Sarah rolled her eyes. "WE WENT TO SLEEP LIKE FOUR HOURS AGO."
Vinnie (o______o) was quiet for another moment. "I'm worried about you now. You need sleep."
"SO WHY DID YOU CALL?"
Vinnie laughed. "You're being very… non bubbly this morning."
"Thanks. I love being called non bubbly. Makes me feel like some gross soda with no fizz in it. AND I DON'T EVEN DRINK SODA!"
"That's called flat soda."
"Whatever. La Dee Da Sarah's World doesn't open until 2:30. PM."
Vinnie laughed. "I forgot. Listen, I gotta go. Soccer practice. I'll call you later, okay?"
"Fine. You better. Or I will get my personal maid to go and rip your head off." Sarah threatened. "I'm sure Jenny put 'experienced head ripper' in the requirements."
"Ooh. Scary. I'm so scared of my baby sister." Vinnie laughed. "Anyways, I promise I'll call. Bye!"
"Bye…" Sarah hung up, and flopped back onto her bed.
Realization hit her.
"OH MY GAWD IT'S WINGDING DAY."
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The morning was already ruined.
And it hadn't even begun yet.
Gee, thanks Vinnie. You're a lovely brother. Jenny thought.
She sighed and rolled over. Well. There wasn't really any way to improve her mood now. Maybe getting some more sleep would be best.
She closed her eyes.
"Jenny…" A small voice called.
Jenny tried her very best to ignore the voice.
"Jenny…" The voice called again.(9)
Jenny pretended she hadn't heard that.
"Jenny… IT'S WINGDING DAY! GET UP!" Alice popped out of her egg and pulled at a lock of her owner's wavy black hair.
"Go. Away." Jenny growled. As an afterthought, because Alice was her wingding chara, she added, "Please."
"Jenny… GET UP!" Alice tugged harder.
"Alice, you're my chara. I love you. But I don't love you VERY MUCH RIGHT NOW!"
"Jenny…" Alice (T_____T) tugged even harder.
"ALICE THAT HURTS LIKE HELL."
"Sorry!" Alice (O___O!) dropped the hair quickly.
There was a moment of silence as Alice flew to Jenny's desk. Dakota hugged her, but didn't dare to speak. She was still a fairly new chara and, to be honest, a bit scared of Jenny when she was in a not-so-fair-mood.
Then Jenny realized what Alice had said.
"OH MY GOSH IT'S WINGDING DAY."
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"OH MY GOSH WINGDING WE HAVE TO GET ICE CREAM. AND COOKIES. AND BROWNIES. AND CAKE. AND OTHER LOVELY PRODUCTS OF SUGARY GOODNESS.(10)"
"We need ginger, boneless chicken, leeks, salt, bow tie pasta, garlic, soy sauce, cider vinegar, and oil." Jenny was reading off the recipe in her hands and pretty much completely ignoring Sarah.
Sarah was acting just like a four year old, as they walked by the ice cream section.
"Jenny, please, please, PLEASE?" Sarah clutched a tub of strawberry ice-cream to her chest and attempted a puppy dog face.
Jenny didn't buy it at all. She continued to move toward the meat aisle, away from the ice-cream section in the frozen foods area.
"Jenny, PLEASE?"
"You're going to get fat(11)."
"YAY, THANK YOU WINGDING! I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER!" Sarah (^^) grinned and put the ice cream in the cart. Jenny rolled her eyes and continued to push the cart.
Then Jenny sighed. "I can't believe you chose the kiddie cart. It has a flag on it."
"But it's cute!" Sarah patted the cart.
"Stop patting the dirty cart and help me look for boneless chicken." Jenny turned to view the various meats spread out of the shelf.
"Okay!" Sarah smiled. "It's your first time in a market, isn't it?"
Jenny nodded.
"I can't believe we're going to cook." Sarah laughed.
"Chicken fried pasta." Jenny grinned. "I can't believe there's actually a recipe for it." She laughed.
"Well, everything will be fine." Sarah thought for a moment. "We'll just have to make sure the kitchen doesn't explode."
"And if it does, make sure I don't fire all the maids. Those two days were…hell." Jenny (T____T) winced at the memory.
"I won't." Sarah (-_______-) replied seriously.
"Sarah, can you go get the leeks?" Jenny placed a package of boneless chicken in the cart and consulted the ingredients list.
"Why're we buying everything if we already have everything at home?" Sarah asked, confused.
"It's more fun." Jenny smiled. "Don't you think?"
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"Jenny, are these carrots okay?" Sarah held up a thin plastic bag filled with carrots. She wrinkled her nose. She didn't like carrots very much, even if they were a very awesome orange.
"Jello." Jenny stood motionlessly in front of a table stacked with boxes of powdered jello.
"No, not jello. Carrots. Gross, yucky, but oh-so-orange carrots." Sarah dumped the vegetables in the cart.
"No, not carrots. Jello. Jiggling jello."
"Okay, jello jiggles and carrots don't. So?"
"A jello sculpture." Jenny replied.
"But it will…" Sarah finally realized what Jenny was saying. "OH MY GOSH. JELLO."
"Alice, you haven't…" Dakota turned to Alice, confused.
"Nope. I haven't chara changed with her." Alice (^^) smiled happily. "Jenny can be a wingding all by herself."
"Then why…" Dakota tugged at a lock of her silvery hair, confused.
"Because she wanted to be a wingding more often." Zimmy said, softly.
"WE WILL MAKE A SCULPTURE AND IT WILL JIGGLE!" Jenny turned and grinned, arms full of boxes of powdered jello mix.
"OH MY GOSH! IT'S GOING TO JIGGLE!(12)" Sarah rushed the cart over to the table and promptly crashed into it, knocking over most of the boxes. Sarah stared for a moment. A short silence followed. Then Sarah declared, "WE SHALL BUY ALL THE BOXES ON THE FLOOR!"
Jenny dumped her armful into the cart and proceeded to pick up all the fallen jello mix boxes and put them in the cart.
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They ended up with much more than what the chicken fried pasta recipe called for.
There were many boxes of cookies, cake mix, cans of frosting, bags of candy, and many, many, many boxes of powdered jello mix.
The cashier warned them not to eat it all in one day.
She informed them that if they did eat it all in one day they would most likely puke it all out.
Jenny and Sarah made no promises, but simply gave her the smile-and-nod-that-means-sure-whatever-we-aren't-listening-to-a-word-of-what-you're-saying.
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"Boil two cups of water and mix in the powder until completely dissolved."
Jenny looked up from the box of jello mix and looked expectantly at Sarah.
The chicken fried pasta was forgotten—jiggling jello, the girls had decided, was more important.
Sarah turned on the stove and set a small pot on it. She measured out two cups of water and unceremoniously dumped it into the pot. "Now we wait for it to boil." Sarah (:D) announced.
There was a short silence in which Sarah stared happily at the pot, and Jenny stared at Sarah staring at the pot with an exasperated expression.
Finally Jenny spoke. "Sarah?"
"Yeah?" Sarah answered, eagerly.
"You have to turn on the stove."
"…Right."
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"Jello powder, boiled water, and cold water?" Sarah read the ingredients needed off the box in a dramatic tone.
"Check." Jenny rolled her eyes at her friend's childish antics, but played along nonetheless. With the water boiled, the process of jello-making was ready to begin with a bang.
"YAY! LET'S SING A JELLO MAKING SONG! LIKE THE ONE I SAW ON YOUTUBE!" Sarah exclaimed while precariously carrying a pot of boiling water by the not-so-sturdy handle with water threatening to slosh out.
"You spend WAY too much time on Youtube." Jenny muttered.
Then seeing their future jello sculpture in danger, Jenny rushed to stop Sarah from moving around so much while holding the pot.
Sadly, Jenny's current speed was no match for Sarah's bubbliness at its peak.
Ironically, when Sarah had already managed to pour in the boiled water and was ready to stir in the cold water, Jenny managed to slide in with impeccable timing; crashing into Sarah and spilling cold water all over the both of them.
"I'm wet..." Sarah was looking down at her purple shirt which was slightly soaked.
"Yeah Sarah, that kind of happens when you come into contact with water." Jenny was even wetter than Sarah—to put it mildly, she was drenched. Her grey jeans were now a very dark shade of grey.
"Eww…It got into my shirt." Complaining, Sarah attempted to peel the wet cloth from her skin.
"Gosh. Such perverted water(13)."
Laughing, both girls surveyed the damage. This time, they burst into even more fits of laughter.
The lime jello mix had splashed onto the floor and was flowing along the lines between the tiles.
They were silent for about a minute, watching the sugary goodness make patterns in the floor when Sarah's eyes lit up and she exclaimed, "This reminds me of a scene from the second Pokemon movie! Y'know? The one with Lugia in it! The green water was everywhere!"
Then she started (^^) giggling and began to reach for a Swiffer mop to clean it up with. "Come on Jenny, help me Swiffer this up!"
Jenny was still staring at the green mess they had made and wasn't really surprised that the first thing her friend said was that. Pshh, even at a time like this, she can still relate anything to anime. "By the way, I don't think you can use Swiffer as a verb."
"Yes you CAN! Haha! I sound like Bob the Builder. Anyhow, with your house so cold, the jello'll probably solidify by the time you actually stop gaping and move your lazy butt!" Sarah (^^) tossed a mop to Jenny.
Catching the tossed Swiffer, Jenny started to soak up the green would-be-goo mess. She watched Sarah as her friend pushed a lever and the jello water was wrung out into the sink.
"WOAH! WINGDING, HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!" That was definitely an interesting feature for a mop.
"Hmm? Oh, here, you push this magical blue handle down and the liquid gets squeezed out. And don't forget to make sure the mop is above the sink." Sarah (xD) joked while Jenny scowled at her.
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Once the mess was cleaned up to a decent level, both Jenny and Sarah were thinking the same thing.
ON TO THE NEXT BATCH!
The same process was repeated, this time with strawberry jello, since we all know that strawberry is the flavor-that-no-one-can-ever-hate-since-it's- universally-known-to-be-the-best-flavor-of-anything flavor (14).
But this time around, Sarah thought it would be a good idea to make it extra-hyper-deluxe-super-delicious-Sarah-specialized-strawberry-flavored (15) by mixing in an extra, oh I don't know, 5 boxes of jello powder.
Jenny, poor, unsuspecting, lovable Jenny, decided to take a spoonful of the over-sugar-saturated concoction, without being aware of its…over-sugar-saturated-ness while Sarah was preparing the water for the next batch. Sarah was ready for mistakes this time, and was carrying the water extra carefully.
"Hey Sarah, this smells really good!" Jenny was delighted at the scent since it actually was normal.
"Hmm?" Sarah turned, then realized that Jenny, which her too-much-sugar-is-gross-and-bad-for-you-beliefs, would find the mixture absolutely revolting. "Jenny, don't—"
Too late.
Jenny had already swallowed a large spoonful of Sarah's special jello mixture.
Then, with the sugar basically sucking up all the normality of her throat, Jenny was pretty much dying from an overdose of sugar.
Gee, what a sucky way to go…
"Golly, how'd she end up dead?"
"Gosh, Brian, I heard she was making jello with her friend and she drank a spoon of the jello water. Before she knew it she was a goner."
Oh dear, this IS a predicament. BUT! INVADER SARAH TO THE RESCUE!
Sarah character transformed into Invader Sarah and was prepared to use her sword to perform emergency surgery if needed.
"NO! SARAH, STOP! I'M FI—" Jenny attempted to stop her freaked out friend from actually killing her by rasping out as much as possible before a fit of coughing seized her.
"OHMYGOSHSHE'SDYING! NO, WINGDING YOU MUST LIVE TO SEE THE END OF OUR FIRST WINGDING DAY! (D8)" Sarah undid the transformation , then they all (Zimmy, Alice, and Dakota included) rushed to Jenny's side to hear her final words.
"Waa…eerr!" Jenny attempted to speak, but all that came out was no louder than a whisper and they struggled to hear her.
"I think she's trying to tell us something." Sarah looked puzzled. "Alice, you're the riddle person. Tell us what she's saying before you're owner-less and I'm best friend-less!"
Now it was Dakota's turn to be troubled. "Jenny, you need to tell us what you need! I don't want to fade yet! I'VE ONLY JUST BEEN BORN!" Panicked, she turned toward her sister. "ALICE! HELP HER!"
Alice (O___O!) buckled underneath all the pressure. She frantically turned toward Jenny.
"JENNY, SAY IT AGAIN!" Alice pleaded.
Jenny did not answer. She simply glared at them for their stupidity.
"Wa…er" She rasped again: "Waa…err", as if she were talking to a group of preschoolers.
Alice slammed her tiny fist into her palm and exclaimed, "I GOT IT! She wants to know WHERE she's gonna be buried!"
Jenny grabbed the chara and shook her angrily. She looked as if she was going to bite Alice's head off. Then she mimed drinking from a glass.
For Sarah, it was as if a blinking neon sign had just lit up.
"THAT'S IT! She's SPEECHLESS about the perfect taste, and she's trying to tell me that she wants MORE! I'M BRILLIANT!" Sarah rushed to grab a glass and hurriedly scooped it full of the destructive liquid.
Jenny grabbed a nearby bowl and threw it with alarming accuracy at Sarah's head.
Sarah (^^!) froze, the cup in midair.
Then Jenny mimed drinking from a glass again.
"I GOT IT." Alice grinned. "I really do this time. Really." She grinned wider. "It's so EASY. I mean, of COURSE! What else to do in a time of need than to have a nice tea party? DAKOTA! GET HER HALF A CUP OF TEA. NO CREAM." Alice turned to smile at her owner. She was still being squeezed to death by Jenny, so her face was slightly pink now. She patted her owner's hand gently. "It's okay Jenny. Dakota will have it ready soon."
Dakota (o__o!) zoomed around the kitchen, trying to find half of a teacup. Finding none, she picked up a butter knife and began to saw at a teacup.
Finally, Jenny pushed past frozen Sarah to grab a cup of water and then down it in less than a second.
When her throat was more or less back in its normal state, Jenny turned to the other girls. She did not look pleased.
Sarah clutched all three charas to her as a mini-shield. The charas were wide-eyed with horror and Sarah dragged them along as she shrank into a corner of the large kitchen.
"Okay." Jenny sighed. "I'm willing to forget if we all just forget and…leave this room. And do something else."
"Okay." Sarah was willing to do anything if it meant escaping Jenny's temper.
Ten minutes later, the girls were in the living room, enjoying a Spongbob marathon. Jenny lay on the floor, not even pretending to watch, as Sarah happily lounged on the sofa with the charas, snacking on (stuffing herself with) cookies and candies.
The pile of empty wrappers began to steadily grow. Soon, it was a mountain looming over them. Jenny turned to stare.
"Sarah, did you EAT all that?" Jenny asked in horror, aghast.
"Uhm…Maybe. Might've. Sorta. Yeah. Want some?" Sarah's eyes were glued to the screen as Squidward began to go mental and play with a reef blower.
"Stop. Right. Now." Jenny glared.
"OHMYGOSH! LOOK AT SQUIDWARD! JENNY, JENNY! HE JUST SUCKED IN THEIR NOSES! LOOK AT SQUIDWARD! HE'S SO OOC!(16)" Sarah began to, quite literally, ROFL. "HE'S LIKE YOU WHEN YOU CHARACTER CHANGE!"
Jenny (o____o!) stared in alarm and annoyance at her best friend. She did not particularly like being compared to an insane Squidward, so she stood up and began to inch towards the sofa where the still quite large stash of sweets lay.
Sarah paid her no attention, too caught up in her own crazy hyper-ness.
Jenny picked up a bag of candy and stared at it for a moment. Then she chucked it out the open window.
Sarah stopped laughing.
Jenny (o____o!), realizing that Sarah had noticed her actions, began to throw sweets out of the window as fast as she could. She did not notice that she was hitting the gardener with most of them. His feeble "Nakada-sama..." was drowned out by Sarah's anguished cry.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sarah (D8) rushed towards Jenny, looking as if she had just been told that she couldn't be a ninja anymore.
However, Jenny's ability to chuck things out of windows was no match for Sarah's almost-as-if-she-were-drunk-movements.
So when Sarah finally reached Jenny, Sarah's sweets have all been hurled out of the window.
Sarah dashed over to the window and clutched the windowsill.
(TT___TT) "NOOO! MY BEAUTIFUL SUGARY TREASURES! COME BACK TO ME!"
Unfortunately, the thought of rushing out into the back yard and picking up the candies never occurred to the devastated girl.
"Sarah, you need a time-out." Jenny said gently.
"NOOOO! YOU THREW AWAY MY CANDY! YOU ARE A WASTER! YOU NEED A TIME OUT. NOOOOOOOO! CANDY! COOKIE! I LOOOOOOOOOVE YOU! COME BAAAAAAAACK!" Sarah continued to wail.
Jenny's face grew hard.
"You. Room. Now."
Sarah (TT____TT) meekly dragged herself to her room.
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"Sarah? Are you feeling better now?"
Jenny gingerly opened the door and peeked in.
The room was dark. In a corner of her room Sarah had built herself a fortress of manga. She had lit several candles so she could read.
"Sarah?" Jenny tried to find the light switch.
"Hey Georgina, hey Dexter. My lovely dust mote buddies. It's nice to know that some of my friends don't want to chuck my sweets out the window. Maybe someday, with my training, you'll evolve into dust bunnies. You'll all gather together and make a dust bunny." Sarah suddenly gasped. "LIKE MAGNEMITES WHEN THEY EVOLVE INTO MAGNETON! But then you'd be a he-she. And—WHAT ABOUT YOU'RE NAME? YOU'D BE… GEOREXTER!"
"Sarah…I think you should stop encouraging dust motes to become dust bunnies now." Jenny softly suggested as she stepped into the room and closed the door behind her, lest her friend make a mad dash for the door. As a second thought she added, "Are you off your sugar rush now?"
Sarah's shadowed face looked up at her and nodded, "Yes."
"Yes?" Jenny asked skeptically, raising an eyebrow.
"Yes."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes?"
"So…are you sure or not?"
"Yes?"
"What?"
"Yes."
"What!"
"YEEEEESS!"
"I think you need another time out." Jenny frowned.
Sarah turned back to back to the wall.
"You know? Yaoi is great. You know, Georgina? You know, Dexter? ITS GRREEATT! (17) Wait. Dexter you're a guy-mote. You don't like yaoi. Why don't you like yaoi? You think it's creepy? I don't think its creepy. It's not creepy. Is it creepy?"
Of course, Dexter, being a dust mote, couldn't reply to Sarah's mini-rant.
"Well, y'know what Dexter? You're gonna have to get used to it, since yaoi shall soon rule the world!"
Jenny (O__O) widened her eyes in fear, knowing where this was going to lead up to.
"YES! AND I SHALL HELP IT SURPASS ALL OTHERS! AND I SHALL BE THE ONE TO PLANT THE LITTLE FLAG ON TOP!" Sarah stood up, forgetting about Georgina and Dexter, clenching her fist and really getting into her monologue.
Jenny, wanting to stop her friend's mini-rant before it escalated to a blown out tirade, tried to talk her down. "Sarah, if that did happen, we'd all end up si—"
"AND JUST WATCH! ALL OF THOSE WHO LOOK DOWN UPON OTHERS AND SPIT THE WORD 'FAGGOT' IN THEIR FACES SHALL BE SHUNNED (18)!" Sarah unknowingly cut off her friend's rebuttal with a wave of her fist. She then burst out into a loud round of evil laughter.
"—ngle." Jenny sighed and decided to let Sarah get this out of her system (19). But she was mildly alarmed when Sarah doubled over coughing mid-cackle.
"Wingding! Are you alright?" Jenny stopped worrying when Sarah flopped onto the bed, feigning death.
Sarah finally showed signs of composure when her strawberry timer (20) went off.
All of a sudden, Sarah's head perked up and a wide, toothy grin slowly inched its way across her face.
"The backup cookies…" she murmured, "THEY'RE DONE!"
"Oh my…"
"BWAHAHAHA! I SHALL BE BACK AND DISCUSS YAOI OVER MILK AND COOKIES!" Sarah scampered off to her light bulb oven and proceeded to collect the cookies from it.
"NO! BAD WINGDING! NO MORE SUGAR!" Jenny reprimanded Sarah not unlike how one would scold a dog.
Turning around, Sarah smirked at Jenny and then turned back to her sugary babies. "Hehehe…" She took a large, deliberate chomp of her cookie in front of Jenny.
"NO! SARAH! STOP!"
"Too late." Sarah trilled in a singsong voice before she dashed out of her room to fetch some milk.
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Apparently, milk wasn't the only thing she fetched. Zimmy was in Sarah's grasps.
"Sorry Jenny. I failed to escape." Zimmy hung her head in shame.
"ZIMMY! CHARA CHANGE!"
Jenny was currently hiding in Sarah's previously occupied corner; clad in medieval armor and peeking over the rebuilt manga fortress while her friend was spazzing.
Sarah was in a ranting mood. It happens quite frequently. "Y'KNOW? I WONDER WHY UTAU SAYS 'BUTTERFLY' LIKE 'BATAFURAI'. I MEAN, SHE COULD TOTALLY PRONOUNCE IT IF SHE WANTED TO! NOT THAT I MIND THOUGH! I LIKE HER SONGS!"
Jenny started flipping through one of Sarah's manga, which just so happened to be Shaman King. She took one look at Tao Ren and went, "Eww…you actually read this stuff? I mean, sure Bleach(21) is ugly and all, but THIS manga is pure icky-ness."
Sarah halted all motion for a moment, found a banana peel, walked over to it, and deliberately slipped on it. "Ahaha! Sorry, I just had head trauma. I think I misheard you. SURELY I didn't hear you say the words 'ugly', 'Shaman King', and 'Bleach' IN THE SAME SENTENCE! IN FACT! I KNOW YOU DIDN'T!(22)"
"Oh crap." Jenny, in seeing her mistake, knocked over the manga-fortress in her panic.
"ZOMG MY MANGA! THAT'S IT! BEST FRIEND OR NOT, YOU IS GOING DOWN! (23) NINJA POWERS, ACTIVATE!"
Flinching, Jenny backed into the wall with her armor.
"NINJA POWERS ON HOLD BECAUSE I IS CHEWING! NO! JUST KIDDING! THE BETTER WORD IS MUNCHING! CHEWING IS A WEIRD WORD FOR COOKIE-EATING!" Sarah was wearing a slightly demented look.(24)
Jenny ran for her wingding life and scurried into the opposite corner of the room.
"THIS IS MY EXPLOSION PROOF CORNER!" Jenny declared as she set up base from a bright neon explosion-proof-corner-kit.(25)
"HEY WINGDING!"
Jenny responded with a cautious quavering voice, "Y-yeah…"
"I FEEL LIKE THAT SQUIRREL FROM OVER THE HEDGE!"
Jenny picked up a box labeled 'Instant Fence Putter-Upper! Just read the instructions and have your own Instant Fence!' "ARG!" Jenny yelled, for she had no time to read directions. Sarah was going to explode from sugar very, very soon.
But of course, using her wingdingness, she somehow managed to get the Instant Fence up properly. Then she whipped out her phone and began to whisper into it.
"Psst! Hello? Strife Corner service (26)? I'd like some mac and cheese and a coke. Please deliver it to the depths of the wingding explosion proof corner. I'm the one in the armor." Jenny was frequently glancing up at her friend, watching for any sign of her turning away from her precious, damaged manga.
Oh crap. Jenny thought as she saw Sarah turn around.
"WHAT'S THIS? CORNER SERVICE?" Sarah was smirking as she took big long strides towards the white picket fence.
"I'd also like an explosion proof spray!" Jenny hissed frantically to the corner-service-receptionist-guy. Poor dude.
"I SHALL ROB THIS CORNER SERVICE DUDE!" Sarah declared with a glint in her eyes.
Jenny yelled, "NOOO!"
"YES, I SHALL! I FEEL LIKE CARBS AND CHEESE TODAY!"
Suddenly, Jenny had a burst of energy. She paused, decided that armor wasn't very good attire for bursts of energy, and discarded it. She then summoned her chara. Her call of, "ALICE!" reverberated throughout the house.
Alice, busting in with Dakota in tow, saw Jenny behind the fence and raced to her.
"ALICE! CHARA CHANGE!"
"OHO! I SEE YOU'RE GETTING SERIOUS HERE, WINGDING!" Sarah and Jenny had both just become Wingdings in their ultimate Wingdinger form.
"YOU SHALL NOT ROB MY CORNER-SERVICE MAN!"
"BUT I DIDN'T DO IT YET!" Sarah (D8) frowned at Jenny, slightly alarmed now.
"I SAY, YOU SHALL NOT STEAL MY MAD AND CHEESE AND COKE! YOU SHALL NOT!" Jenny yelled. She really loved mac and cheese and coke.
"I DIDN'T ROB HIM YET!" Sarah protested again.
"WELL THEN!" Jenny was silent for a moment, pondering what she should do next. "WELL THEN! MY NEXT MISSION IS TO REMOVE THE EVIL COOKIES' INFLUENCE FROM MY FELLOW WINGDING FRIEND WHO IS POS—POSSED!" Jenny stumbled over her words. Long words are very difficult to speak when one is putting them into a blob while shouting, as everyone knows.
"OOOHH! I'M SO SCARED!" Sarah mocked Jenny. "I'M GONNA GET COOKIES EXORCISED OUTTA ME SINCE I'VE BEEN 'POSSED' BY THEM! OOHHH. I'VE BEEN 'POSSED' BY COOKIES!" Sarah snorted as she rolled her eyes.
"SHUT UP!" Jenny's face was slightly dusted with pink. She then concentrated, shut her eyes, and did the normal calling-upon-powers-speech thing. "O' MIGHTY RIDDLESTICK! I CALL UPON THY POWERS SO YOU CAN CLEANSE SARAH AND FORCE HER TO STOP MAKING FUN OF MY SPEAKING SKILLS!"
Sarah merely (=____=) stared at her friend's actions and grabbed a glass of milk and sipped it calmly. "Don't make me laugh. Or I shall spit milk on you." Sarah spoke through her mouthful of milk (27).
"MY ULTIMATELY WONDERFUL SENSE OF SARCASM AND HUMOR AND WISDOM AND RIDDLES, COOOMMMEEEE TO ME!" Jenny's Riddlestick lit up and started glowing.
Sarah was now somewhat 'sober', but realized that Jenny was serious. This could result in a full blown out Wingding war. And that would be just TOO fun.
"MY ULTIMATELY WONDERFUL SENSE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS AND SKILLS AND STEALTH AND NINJA-NESS, COOOMMMEEEE TO ME!" Sarah could not think of something wildly witty and original, so she just customized Jenny's words.
As she said this, her sword lit up and started to give off the same glow as the Riddlestick.
Jenny's eyes narrowed into slits. She glared for a moment, then grinned in a triumphant way. She suddenly began to rummage in the backpack she kept in her corner and pulled out…a GLOWSTICK! "AHA!" Jenny laughed. "NOW I HAVE TWO GLOWING THINGS!"
Sarah gasped. A Glowstick? That was hard to top. Again, she decided to simple 'improve' Jenny's ideas. Sarah did the same as she went through her Naruto ninja-shuriken/kunai-pouch-thing-she-got-at-a-cool-cosplay-store. Except this time, she pulled out a purple glowstick.
Jenny gasped. "COPY CAT!" She yelled.
"I AM NOT A COPY CAT!" Sarah yelled back.
Jenny decided to match Sarah's copying-ness with the awesomeness of quotes from cracktastic movies. Such as Kung Fu Panda(28).
"I HAVE THE POWER OF PURE AWESOMENESS! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY BODACITY!"
"AH! BUT I HAVE THE POWER OF PURE NINJA-SMEXIINESS! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY PROWESS!" Sarah countered. "HA! TAKE THAT!" She stuck her tongue out and blew a raspberry very maturely.
"YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU A QUOTE! IT'S… NOT RIGHT! BESIDES…" Jenny shouted in a very dramatic way, rivaling those dramatic-name-calling-shouts you see in action animes. "I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DESTROY YOU COMPLETELY!"
And as a second thought, she added, "BEAT THAT!"
"WELL THE SAME GOES HERE, JENNY! WE ARE ON EQUAL FOOTING!"
"NO, WE ARE NOT! YOU'RE TOO NICE TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO YOUR BESTEST FRIEND ON EARTH!" Jenny yelled back.
"WELL… YOU TOO! THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE DAKOTA!" Sarah pointed to the chara who jumped in alarm at being brought into the argument.
"I HAVE DAKOTA BECAUSE I'M NOT THAT NICE YET!" Jenny replied.
Sarah froze. "Hm. True. Darn. You got me on that one." She sighed.
Jenny grinned.
"CORNER SERVICE!" A gorgeous spiky-haired blonde shouted, leaning through the open window.
"GAAH!" Both girls were equally surprised to see a stranger standing outside Sarah's window.
Sarah, having honed her ninja-reflexes, took a plastic kunai from her cosplay-shop-bought-pouch and threw it at him with great speed, but highly questionable aim.
Unfortunately for the gorgeous guy, Sarah's aiming percentage heightened with her disturbance of a stranger outside her window, and the harmless kunai became deadly as it thwacked him squarely in the forehead, causing his arms to fly up, drop Jenny's mac and cheese, coke, and explosion-proof spray and promptly fall backwards.
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With their hearts thumping loudly, Jenny and Sarah glanced at each other.
Jenny (O____O) gaped at Sarah and said, "Oh my gosh. You actually managed to hit someone! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, WINGDING!" She hugged her best friend, grinning.
"BUT I'M NOT! OH MY GAWD! CLOUD!" Sarah didn't hear Jenny's comment as she dashed across the room towards the window, and leapt out the window (29).
Sarah (D8) gawked at one of her favorite idols and bishies and let out a small whimper of fear. "What did I do to deserve this? Oh my gawd, what'll the fangirls do to me once they found out that I killed CLOUD STRIFE! Dear God, I know I'm not religious even though Jenny tries to make me, but SAVE ME! PLEASE! I DON'T WANT TO BE TORTURED BEFORE SLAIN BY MY FELLOW FANGIRLS!" Sarah was in a serious state of panic.
"Ughh…" A groan came from behind Sarah.
"ZOMG! THANK YOU, GOD! I SHALL GO TO CHURCH WITH WINGDING! I PROMISE!" She then raced up to Cloud and successfully glomped him.
Jenny winced as she saw the blonde clawing at her friend's arms, trying to get her to release him before she managed to suffocate him. Feeling sorry for the poor guy, she went over to pry Sarah off of him.
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"What do you have to say for yourself, Wingding?" Jenny glared at Sarah whilst drumming her fingers on the kitchen table.
Sarah pouted and whipped her head around to burn laser-holes into the wall.
"WINGDING!" Jenny barked. She sighed and put her head in her hands, "Whatever, it's fine. You should be glad he didn't whip out his swords and Omnislash you into Oblivion. Although, he did make a mad dash for Fenrir mumbling something along the lines of, 'crazy fangirls'."
Sarah looked up in amazement. "How did you know about Omnislash and Fenrir?"
"Over-exposure to you results in catching some stuff here and there. Besides, I've heard you rant about him like twenty times now." Jenny rolled her eyes.
Sarah dropped her head onto her fist and said, "Anyhow, why am I dressed like this?" She looked down at herself to see herself in a black-and-white striped jumpsuit. She even had a matching jail-cap to go with it.
"Villains should be captured by and sent to jail. I'm just prepping you in advance" Jenny (^^) chirped.
"ARG! I AM NOT A VILLAIN!"
"Yes, you are."
"SINCE WHEN?!"
"Since I demoted you to one." Jenny smirked.
"……….." Sarah (TT____TT) dropped her head onto the table, her arms feebly hanging at her sides.
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It was currently 3:06 A.M. and the Wingdings were drinking green tea.
"We're not getting any sleep tonight, are we?" Jenny sounded skeptical. Although Sarah had had a very fun day, with meeting Cloud and sugar and all, for Jenny, with throwing candy out the window and setting up the fence and all, the day had been very tiring.
"HELL NO!" Sarah grinned devilishly and snatched her Nintendo DS and began to play Pokemon.
With the annoying battle music on, Jenny began to grow annoyed.
"GO THORN! USE MEGA DRAIN ON ONIX! KOOPA! USE GRASS KNOT ON BRONZOR!" Sarah was commanding her Pokemon verbally as well as pressing the buttons. Her Budew's Mega Drain felled the Onix in one blow, while her Grotle's attack missed. "DAMN YOU!" Sarah cried, angry.
Jenny got up, and walked to the kitchen. She noticed that many of powdered jello boxes were still lying around. Maybe the jello sculpture was still possible…
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"OMG, WINGDING, LOOK!"
The girls both paused. They had spoken at exactly the same time.
"JINX YOU OW ME A BOBA." Jenny cried gleefully.
Sarah ignored her. "LOOK, LOOK! MY BUDEW EVOLVED! ISN'T IT BEAUTI—" Sarah gasped. "OHMYGAWD, WINGDING, WHAT IS THAT?"
Jenny proudly gestured to her finished masterpiece. "It's my jello sculpture. I named it…" She paused for dramatic effect. "SUSIESAURUS!(30)"
The bright green jello dinosaurs stood precariously on the ground, wiggling slightly, and looking somehow very solid, yet fragile and weak at the same time.
"WHOA! WINGDING! THAT'S SO AWESOME!" Sarah gaped at the sculpture.
"I'm so proud of it." Jenny (^^) patted the dinosaur's head carefully.
"I want to give it a hug." Sarah stated, inching toward the jello sculpture.
"No!" Jenny yelled, jumping to stand protectively in front of her masterpiece.
"BUT IT LOOKS SO SQUISHY AND HUGABLE!" Sarah protested, scooting closer.
"No! You'll ruin it." Jenny shook her head.
"OMG! WINGDING LOOK!" Sarah gasped and pointed to the window.
"WHAT?" Jenny spun around to stare out the blank window(31).
"AHHHHHHH!" Sarah rushed to the sculpture and gave it a big hug. When she emerged from the hug, she was covered in little bits of green jello, and the dinosaur was now a pile of itty bitty jellow pieces.
"AHHHHHHH!" Jenny turned back, looking horrified. Then she stood still, staring. She poked the glob of jello. "Susiesaurus?" She asked in a weak voice. Then she grew angry. "YOU!" She turned toward Sarah...to find that her friend's sugar rush had finally worn off and she had fallen asleep on the floor.
"YOU—STUPID—JGREGNEKBGEB!" Jenny, not wanting to seriously insult her best friend, kicked her instead.
Sarah did not wake up.
Suddenly, from the table, Sarah's phone rang.
Jenny stomped toward it, and answered it. "HELLO?" She growled.
"Hey Jenny! Wow. You sound angry." Vinne laughed. "Is Sarah there? I promised I would call her back."
"YOU—STUPID—JGREGNEKBGEB!" Jenny yelled again, remembering exactly why she was so tired—not because she had nearly died to throat denormality or attempted to cook. It was because Vinnie had woken her up.
"I'm not sure what JGREGNEKBGEB means." Vinnie said after a short pause.
"Sarah is sleeping right now." Jenny growled, through clenched teeth. Sleep deprivation was a major make-Jenny-pissed-off-thing.
"Really? I thought you guys didn't—"
Sarah suddenly sat up, her peculiar orange colored eyes wide.
Jenny stared at her. "Never mind Vinnie. She's up."
"Well can I talk to her?" Vinnie asked.
"Su—" Jenny began to walk toward Sarah.
"I LOVE J.R.(32)!" Sarah (^^) yelled. Then she slumped back onto the ground, asleep before she even hit the tiles.
"—no." Jenny (=________=;) finished.
Vinnie was quiet for a moment. "What did she just—"
"I'm not really sure." Jenny answered, laughing.
"Well, I'll call later tomorrow—today then." Vinnie said. "Bye Jenny!"
"Bye." Jenny muttered, closing the cell phone and placing it back on the table. She glanced at Sarah, and grinned. Sarah wouldn't mind sleeping there…
Jenny gathered up her sleepy charas, then went upstairs to her room. She had almost fallen asleep before guilt forced her to get up and drag Sarah up to her room. When she had somehow managed to get Sarah onto her bed (it took some time to drag the sleeping girl up the stairs), then gone back to her own room and nearly fallen asleep again, she heard Sarah's phone ring.
"FNRJKREBGJRENEGTEBJ—SARAH ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE!"
And that was the official end of the first ever Wingding Day.
(1) It looks weird with the ' but Eileen demanded I put it there.
(2) Eileen actually had a phone chucked at her head once xD And it shattered upon the impact of her hard head o_____o But then of course, it's much better (and less weird) to have a hard head than a soft head ;D OH. And these bottom/side comments will be by me. The authoress of this story 8D Because I love my bottom/side notes. Sorry if you hate them D:
(3) I just realized that instead of putting lots of bottom/side comments, I am simply incorporating them into my narration in this chapter. Hm…sorry? Oh, and wingding isn't helping very much. She's sitting and biting her nails. I shall tell her to stop.
(4) Eileen wanted a random blue splotch. NFJKEBGRJWKEHGNLKWRBGUWRHGLRWBKGH
(5) Jeesh. I don't like cussing this much D: Sorry all you pure people out there. I'm pure too. Sometimes. Ish. Not really. But Eileen's not pure. And Jenny's supposed to be pissed. It was either 'damn' or some other word that starts with an f and is not very pleasant to say :D Well I'm not that pure. I probably would say this if this was real xD OMG. I'm at a conference right now, and we're sleeping at a hotel and my friend set up her alarm at like 5:30 with the LOUDEST ringtone, and she wouldn't wake up to turn it off and I walk like,"ARRRRRGGG!"
(6)SORRY T___T IT MAKES ME CRINGE JUST TO TYPE IT D: I know you're calling me a sissy or something not nicer. SHUT UP. I mean I can say shit and damn and bitch if the situation calls for it, but this word is a bit too…far/extreme?
(7) Sarah does not have a brother complex. She and Vinnie are just really REALLY close ^^ I mean, PSH. HE GAVE BIRTH TO LA DEE DA SARAH'S WORLD! That sounded weird o_______o
(8) Eileen does not prefer the name Ivy because (no offense to those Ivy's out there ^^) she reminds her of a sadistic bitch in Soul Calibur who is freakishly strong xD Even though she actually uses Ivy a lot. She thinks the name's pretty, just the first thing that comes to her head is…yeah. The end. ^^ (Eileen's words, not Sunni's =___________= Sunni has no idea who Ivy is, but knows there's a Korean artist by that name ;D)
(9) OMG. I JUST THOGHT OF SOMETHING HILARIOUSLY FUNNY. WELL I THINK IT'S FUNNY! SO ANYWAY, IF YOU'RE IN MUN, YOU'RE UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY WHAT I'M SAYING. IF YOU'RE NOT, TRY TO KEEP UP. Okay. So I'm at a conference, right? And we're caucusing (debating) and we're all standing in a big circle, right? So there's one person who's proposing an idea, and on the other side of the circle, there's the leader. So they're talking across the circle, and EVERYONE else in the circle, between them is looking back and forth as they speak and they're nodding their heads. It's HILARIOUS. LAWLS. (If you don't think it's perfect, try to IMAGINE it. xD)
(10) At this point, Eileen is helping write somewhat xD
(11) My wonderful technique of saying yes xD
(12) I just realized how WEIRD that sounds xD But say it out loud. It's HILARIOUS.
(13) This is actually a direct quote from out real Wingding Day xD
(14) And if you don't agree with this, SCREW YOU! Nah, I don't mind ^^. I'm not a dictator. I am a lord(ess) of WINGDING WORLD. (I [Eileen] has managed to seize control of the bottom/side notes 3.) TTFN~ *I LOVE Tigger* But, of course, I (Sunni) is editing, so I get a say xD
(15) Don't blame me if I got my naming sense off of Prince of Tennis. I love that anime…and the manga version too. (Too many hawt dudes in it *squee*)
(16) Did you watch that one episode where Squidward moves to a Squid gated community xD He goes CRAZY! xD
(17) Like the Frosted Flakes commercials. That tiger makes tigers look bad.
(18) Seriously, I would really like to see a reason why homosexuality is "wrong" that doesn't have any religious ties into it by saying, "God created this, and that and therefore it is wrong and so forth." Don't get me wrong, I mean, God's a cool dude and all, but people who diss others because of that just seriously irritate me. If you don't like it it's all good, but if you hate on them for it, its kinda sad. Y'know? Besides, I believe in the "anyone can love anyone" thing, as corny as it sounds ^^ Sorry, this was THE longest short note ever. I shall dub it the long note. Well, I, Sunni, am okay with gay people xD Even though I'm Christian. Jesus is awesome ^^
(19) I won't subject you to listening to my little irk.
(20) It is THE coolest thing ever. It looks EXACTLY like a strawberry, with the mini seed things and the stem! You twist the top part of the green leaf + stem part to set the time and it goes RIIIINNG!! XD
(21) Speaking of Bleach, Eileen is making me watch it. I watched the first episode. I had lots of questions and they aren't quite answered yet xD
(22) Again, an almost direct quote. But not from Wingding Day. I was at the conference and we were on the phone. I was looking for a song on youtube and I could only find it with music videos. And I was like, "OMG! Winging, I can't find this song ANYWHERE. There's music videos with ugly anime people, but it's bad quality." And Eileen was like, "…I'm sorry. I think I misheard you. Did you just say 'ugly' and 'anime' in the same sentence?" xD
(23) Don't mind the little grammar smack. It's Windingese xD
(24) More direct quotes. Messenger is awesome xD
(25) I love kits ^^
(26) Wingding is currently at a hotel where she can't order room service (or corner service xD) because it's $16.00 for two scrambled eggs and a piece of toast. What a rip off.
(27) You know all of you can do that. It kinda goes to one side and you just…..talk? xD Well Sunni says it's not possible =________=
(28) OMG. HILARIOUS. I loved it ^^
(29) Sarah's room is on the first floor since its warmer upstairs. Plus, it'd really suck if you had to get something in the middle of the night. So if you walk down it's like trip and you fall down 'cause you're so drowsy. Yep, that would be quite disastrous. No upstairs for Sarah the Klutz.
(30) Ahem ahem cough cough hint hint! ;)
(31) Yeah, I know, lamest thing ever. But admit you. You fall for it. And if you don't YOU ARE SERIOUSLY PARANOID AND THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU. Or you can read minds or see the future or whatever.
(32) Eileen wanted to say that. I'm not really sure why o___o J.R.: JUNJOU ROMANTICA
This is Eileen here ^^. Guess what? (again xD) TODAY (well, it WAS, when we first started writing this) WAS OUR WINGDING DAY!! So in your review, WHICH YOU WILL 8D, you can wish Wingding a happy, merry, or whatever Wingding Day to boost her confidence, okay? But if you don't, I shall be provoked and shall call you…UGLY ^^ Sankyuuu~ 3
Oh and the jello part…it was a bitch to write. Wingding here was playing tetris during that part…It's MARIO tetris and her "favoritest game ever" xD I shall huggle wingding ^^ Aside from that, I really don't like my writing so I'm not sure if I should actually write any of my stories ___ Soooo, it'd be awesome to know if it's any good. ^^ But if not, I'll probably just make a DA and illustrate scenes from here xD
I luffles thee! 3
Anyhoos, thanks for reading xD This is Sunni, your wonderful authoress :D
Sorry the ending was very… cliché?
Anyhoos,
On our actual Wingding Day today, and many of the things we did were REAL.
We made chicken fried pasta.
(It was actually very good.
To our immense surprise,
it tasted Asian-y.
Must have been the ginger).
We made sugar cookies.
We made jello.
We ate jello.
(ours was strawberry flavored)
We drank green tea.
Which Eileen saturated with sugar.
Just like L.
From Death Note.
AHEM!! EILEEN CUTS IN BEFORE THE CURTAIN CLOSES! ARG! I cannot believe this! WE DIDN'T EVEN FINISH THIS ON WINGDING DAY! Actually, it took me until Saturday, 1/17 to finish D8 (This was the ORIGINAL Wingding Day date. Until Wingding had a conference laid upon her.)
URG! IT'S FOR WINGDING'S 3-DAY CONFERENCE! Wish her good luck!~ (MUN's a little hard for the both of us, more for me since I'm really not all that assertive =___=)
AHEM!! SUNNI CUTS IN BEFORE EILEEN FINISHES RANT!
Actually, Eileen finished the last bits and sent it over to me. And I had to edit it and whatnot… this is officially 27 pages. 27 pages of editing. It was not pleasant. Yeah…
ANYHOOS,
I hope you enjoyed. Have a fantastic week of finals.
Mine are next week.
fnjrkgjrebgerkgejrbgrke
Thanks for reading ^^
And as wingding says, REVIEW.
Or I shall call thee UGLY
No, not really
OH! Some last minutes rants/apologizes:
I'm sorry it took so long to update, I'm sorry there are so many side notes, I'm sorry for the confusion we may have caused you by switching off and stuff. Yeah. I realized, as I edited these oh so lengthy 27 pages, that it can get pretty confusing. So anyways, since this was such a long chapter, don't expect for me to update anytime soon. Because I still have soul eater to update for and finals next week and two projects due next week. And you know what? PROJECTS ARE STUPID. There. I actually typed in one big blob for once o____o
HAVE A NICE LIFE ^^
Because if you don't…
That's…
Sad.
So to make youreself unsad,
Write me an awesome wingdinger REVIEW.
:D