AN: Worthshipping (Fuuya/Kaito)

9:00PM

"So Kaito-sama any idea why exactly we're heading to the coordinates of ESPer Robin's studio?" Orbital asked as he navigated through the sky, he had to wonder why V necessarily picked a celebrity on some TV show.

"You know exactly the case why." Kaito added harshly, he wasn't entirely sure how he'd get alone time with the celebrity considering his likely busy schedule. Honestly what ran through V's mind when he thought of these people? He's just slightly glad they were sort of people he knew and not complete strangers. "What're you going to do about security?" Orbital questioned as they landed.

"You're easily capable enough to break through the security codes around this place, honestly I don't know why you bother asking." And Orbital nods and gets right on it, he can tell Kaito's getting testy. "Surprisingly simple coding to break through for a studio, but nothings a match for me after all!"

"Please don't flatter yourself, Orbital." and Kaito slinks easily by.. he almost wants to bring Orbital along for this one, but he thinks he can handle it on his own.

"Easy enough, do you think he'd even still be filming this late?" and Orbital assures him that was where the tracker pinpointed his location. He just really hoped he wasn't interrupting a show. "Good luck master Kaito! Try not to suffer any more casualties!" and Kaito knows that, he wouldn't dream of intentionally suffering them, it wasn't his fault some of them couldn't control their mannerisms, he can't help but cough 'Ryoga'

He is the reason for his now black eye, he well intends to pay him back when this bet is over though.. he eventually makes his way into the inner studio, all the while making sure to carefully edge his way around the security cameras, he swears this almost qualifies as breaking and entering. It isn't entirely his fault if their security is faulty is it?

He thinks he's finally found ESPer Robin's dressing room, he turns, opens the door.. but there is no one in sight. They're seriously performing a show aren't they? This is just great; he's going to have to embarrass himself on national television of all things if he wants to still make good time. This is just great; he has to make a mental note next time to 'thank' V for this.

Kaito exits the empty dressing room and proceeds to look for the filming room, a large door catches his attention, and this definitely has to be it. Here goes nothing, he has nothing else to lose anymore, and he isn't sure why he bothers. If he still had any pride left in the long run, this televised broadcasting that he was now about to go and embarrass himself on would likely ruin it.

"Hey you, what do you think you're doing trespassing during a live recording of ESPer Robin?" The security guard questions and Kaito isn't entirely sure about responding rudely with the time schedule he's on. He's about to confirm what he's here for well not entirely truthful why, but he doesn't get the chance to when the guard asks if he's an extra or perhaps one of the new villains that's starring tonight.

He didn't think this bet would ever end up with him dressing in ridiculous costumes until he lost, he isn't going to object though, he doesn't have time to complain, and at least they won't know it's him on the show.

Hopefully.

"Well what're you waiting for kid? Go on get out there!" and he would've barked some rather rude comments at the security guard for calling him a 'kid' when he's shoved the costume and told to go get changed. He's seriously doing this?

He sighs, decides he has nothing else and honestly it's better than just waltzing in there and sort of just.. what he assumes kissing ESPer Robin on live TV. He strips out of his usual get up, shifts into the costume change he's been given and comes back.

"Alright now get out there, remember your lines!" He hears the guard shout as he's shoved pass the curtains, he already hates this because he doesn't know the lines; there is nothing to improvising though.. he hopes his improvising skills don't fail him.

He hates this; he swears he hates this as he stumbles onto the stage, meeting ESPer Robin near face to face. ESPer Robin squints.. swearing he's seen that hair style somewhere before.. he isn't entirely sure, he can't exactly tell with this costume. "You, Photon Caper! You dare follow the injustice evil that is Dead Max?" and Kaito isn't entirely sure how to respond to this, improvise, all about improvise.. right, right.

He guesses he's Photon Caper, what a ridiculous name, well ridiculous to him considering his Photon monster deck. He isn't sure what he's doing anymore; he isn't sure he cares though. "And how do you plan to stop my efforts, however do you plan to thwart my devious intentions?"

ESPer Robin swears he'd heard that voice when he was talking to Mihael.. he can't really tell who that is in such a costume, he does remember Mihael saying someone named 'Kaito Tenjo' tried to kiss him..? Could that voice really be one in the same? If it is.. oh just as Mihael suggested to him, he was indeed going to make him pay.

"Quite simple my dear vandal, you will taste the banquet of justice that is your punishment!" ESPer Robin swings from his standing point; sticks a landing and he cracks his whip once. Kaito can't believe he's buying these lines, honestly if all else fails, he might make it in the acting business one day.

"Oh and what does this punishment entail dear justice bringer ESPer Robin?" Kaito has to silence his near laughter because he knows these lines are terrible, he re-thinks that acting career idea. ESPer Robin blinked now fully recognizing who it was in the costume, no one they'd hire would ever.. throw out such.. corny lines. Honestly 'justice bringer'?

"You'll find out soon enough, you should've thought twice before thinking that you'd get away with this," though Kaito isn't sure what ESPer Robin is exactly talking about, he thinks this is still part of the act still, though it's just a little more than just acting now.

ESPer Robin cracks his whip once more, hurls his whip in a spinning motion, catching Kaito's hand or rather 'Photon Caper' dragging him toward him. "Any last words?" and Kaito shakes his head, he thinks this is the end of the episode, probably. "Now for your punishment, you ne'er-do-well!" and crack! The whip nearly strikes Kaito's face, he isn't sure if this is still part of the act or..?

"The next one won't miss, I don't miss twice you know." And Kaito really isn't sure now if to play this off or catch the whip before impact—crack. The whip actually meets with his cheek this time, if this doesn't bring back dawning memories of being knocked to the ground in the rain.. he shakes those thoughts away. This situation is completely different after all. He recoils, brushes his hand over his cheek in almost disbelief that he's been struck.

"Oh gosh I'm sorry! I—" and he near breaks character before correcting himself "and that should ahem, teach you what following Dead Max gets you!" not before entirely leaning forward and whispering "or rather.. ahem.. kissing my boyfriend.."

Kaito can't believe this, he's been what? Given a black eye by Ryoga's hormonal reflexes, slapped by III? Intoxicated by IV, now struck on live TV? Not that anyone will likely recognize him in this get up.. or so he hopes.

"Cut! Great episode once again Fuuya!" Kaito hears some woman call him, what he assumes is likely his mother, Fuuya? He knew he'd heard III refer to ESPer Robin as such before now he knew exactly why the whole fiasco on stage happened.

"H-hey! Uhm, sorry about you know hitting you with a whip and all—it's just Miheal said I should teach you a lesson and I was airing my show and then you came in and I recognized your voice—a-anyway! I apologize!" Fuuya was sure a nervous wreck when he wasn't acting, Kaito thinks nothing by it, extends his hand and shakes Fuuya's. "Yeah, yeah whatever.. don't think much by it." He tries calming the nerve-wrecked actor down, who still keeps apologizing.

"I said I don't think anything by it, quit apologizing it's becoming bothersome." And Fuuya nods and goes on "Yeah.. it's just Miheal told me about that bet V has you doing, so it's not really your fault! I understand, I'm just truly sorry still and—" God, Kaito wishes he'd shut up, he doesn't want to do anything drastic being this is V's little brother's boyfriend.

Kaito sighs and decides his apologizing is truly enough now, he's really tired of hearing it, and he leans forward pecks Fuuya on the cheek and quickly pulls away "Don't you ever quit apologizing? I said I thought nothing by it, shut up already." And Fuuya isn't entirely shocked, he nods his head, he isn't sure why he over-reacted.. over such a silly thing he smiles "Well, uh.. you were great on the show ..! Anyway.. sorry about this whole misunderstanding?"

"I already told you quit apologizing, yeah.. I'll be heading off now, you better not breathe a word that, that 'special guest' on your show was me or I'll personally—" and Fuuya gets the idea, sends Kaito off with a wave, pointing him in the exit of the studio.

"Next time, you don't have to break in through the defense codes!" And Kaito gives a sort of 'whatever' hand wave as he exits the building.

"So, Kaito-sama, I hear you'll be on ESPer Robin tonight as what is it, Photon Caper?" and Kaito nearly punts Orbital into the nearest garbage can hearing this, he just wants to forget this day honestly, he truly hates this, it's nearing late now and he's not entirely finished with this awful bet.

How much he wouldn't give just to be done with this and be back home, sleeping.

"Whatever, let's be on our way Orbital." And Orbital gets the picture; he knows Kaito doesn't have much time left, and replies "You got it sir!" and he zooms off into the night sky once more, god how he wished he were in bed for once.

"Photon Caper…" Orbital can't help but mull over, what a bizarre stage name for his master.. he'd never get human TV and their naming for super heroes.

9:30PM

AN: You have no idea how hard it was not to call Kaito 'Photon Man' for me.. oh my god.. and I near forgot about the kiss thing writing this... kind of made III be with Fuuya so that was fun. First time I've written ESPer Robin/Fuuya so I hope I did okay! Can you tell my corny jokes are in here. Gosh.. I'm just so.. I remember when this story started as a joke in a Skype call.. omg..

Next pairing hints? I'll leave that up to your imagination.