Warning: If you don't like girlxgirl pairings, then I suggest you leave now. There's nothing here that you will enjoy.
Notes: I guess it would be wise for me to address my critics first. Let me remind you again, I'm churning these out a chapter a day, thus there are going to be some mistakes. That said, I should let you know I'm from the south, therefore know nothing about snow and how parks work during the winter up north. But thanks for pointing it out, I've noted it and will probably change it if I do a rewrite. For now, lets just assume Go city is a place where unusual and freaky things happen (like having an insane man dressed as a bird flying around, lol). This chapter is the longest I've written so far, and I'm not sure why. I just couldnt stop writing, it was insane, lol. So read it, enjoy it, review it. Do it. Now.
Disclaimer: No, I do not own Kim Possible or any characters associated with the show.
12 Days of Kigo
"3 Brothers Sizzling"
Kim yawned tiredly as she shifted her sitting position on the her bed, using her big toe on her good foot to scratch the skin around the medical boot she was once again wearing.
Kim was still dressed in the large t-shirt and sweatpants she had worn to sleep the previous night.
She stared lazily at the small television that was mounted on the dresser in her room, watching a cheesy action film about an ex-marine single handedly fighting off an alien invasion.
After Kim and Shego had came back to the mansion in the early morning after nearly being ran over by cars, they had both crashed on Shego's large bed, falling asleep the moment their heads hit the pillows.
They had managed to sleep till the middle of the afternoon, and upon waking spent the rest of the day lounging around Shego's room, eating junk food and watching movies.
While Shego had seemed to be enjoying herself, Kim had been a fidgeting mess.
Cause the entire time they had sat against the headboard of the bed watching Shego's television, Kim's higher reasoning had been waging an internal war with her teenage hormones for dominance over her body.
Her higher reasoning had won the battle, but had suffered massive losses. By the time midnight had rolled around and Kim had left to sleep in her own room, Kim's hormones had finally convinced her that one day into their relationship was long enough to make an attempt at first base.
She had spent that entire night rolling around in her bed, trying to plan how she was going to go about getting Shego to makeout with her.
So today, feeling lethargic and just generally lazy from her lack of sleep, Kim had made the decision not to leave her bedroom and coerce Shego into joining her day of zero accomplishments through insistent whining, which Kim found worked wonders on the older woman.
"Shhheeegoooo," Kim whined out, not turning her attention away from the television.
"What are you, five?" Shego grumbled, walking into Kim's bedroom wearing black slacks and a tight green sweater, holding a bowl of popcorn in her hands. "And go get washed up already you bum."
Kim grinned impishly at her as she held her hands out.
Sighing, Shego knocked the redhead's hands away, sitting next to Kim against the headboard and placing the popcorn in between them
Kim popped a kernel into her mouth, glancing at Shego while doing so.
"What is it?" Kim mumbled around the food in her mouth when she noticed the frown on Shego's face.
"It's probably nothing," Shego said while rubbing her chin. "But I just can't shake this feeling that everybody in the house is tiptoeing around something with us."
"Well, considering the rumors floating around about us and the fact that we holed ourselves up in your room the entire day yesterday, they probably think we were-"
"I get it," Shego said dryly while Kim smirked at her. They both turned their attentions back to the television.
Well, Shego did and Kim made the honest effort to focus on the television.
Ok hormones, lets take this nice and easy. Just focus on the task at hand and don't-
You know, if you look very closely, you can tell Shego isn't wearing a bra, a small voice said in the back of Kim's mind, causing the redhead to choke on a kernel
Shego smirked at her, lightly patting her on the back.
"Chew your food like an adult Pumpkin," Shego teased.
Kim blushed, not because of the tease, but because she glanced down and discovered that the voice in her head was right.
"You know," Anne said casually as her and Liz sat on the porch, watching the twins play in the yard while drinking tea. "As parents, don't you think we should be more worried about our daughters."
Liz smirked at Anne.
"Does this have anything to do with the girls camping out in Agatha's room all day yesterday?"
"Kind of," Anne said, relaxing when she saw how relaxed Liz was about it.
"Don't worry about it, Aggy wouldn't do anything to take advantage of your daughter," Liz reassured, reaching over to pat Anne on the shoulder. "Despite her self proclamation of being evil, Agatha would never force such a young girl into something she wasn't ready for."
Anne blinked at the other woman before she felt her lips twitch.
"It wasn't Kim I was worried for," Anne murmured as she drank out of her tea cup to hide her smile.
Liz rose an elegant eyebrow at her before smirking, turning her attention back the boys, who were huddled together in the middle of the yard.
"I see," Liz said, chuckling softly before sipping out of her cup.
"Give it up Bob-2. You'll never take over the earth."
"We'll see about that, human. Release the giant squid!"
"Heh, thank you. I was in the mood for calamari tonight."
Shego snickered at the cheesy line, popping a kernel into her mouth.
Kim observed Shego out of the corner of her eye, watching Shego's mouth as she chewed.
Kim bit her lip and chewed on it before forcing herself to look away when Shego began licking the salt and butter off her finger.
"How many giant octopuses have you fought so far, Pumpkin?" Shego asked, not taking her eyes off the television.
"Not sure, five or six..." Kim trailed off when she glanced at Shego and noticed the small bit of popcorn stuck to the corner of Shego's mouth.
Her mouth went dry when Shego slowly licked around the corner of her mouth before snatching the piece of food into her mouth.
With a shuddering sigh, Kim turned away and focused on the television as her brain tried to beat down on her rising hormones with a blunt stick.
"Dude, that's so unfair. Pick another dare," One the Wegos said within their huddle with Jim and Tim.
"Yeah, that kinda sounds like suicide," said the other Wego, glancing around the huddle with a nervous look.
"Come on, don't chicken out," Jim responded, grinning over at his brother.
"Yeah, where's your sense of adventure," Tim coaxed, grinning back at Jim.
"I hardly see spying on our sisters as adventurous," one of the Wegos said dryly.
"Yeah, and it's not worth it just for a stupid dare. What exactly do we get if we take a picture that proves the rumors are true?" the other Wego asked.
Jim and Tim glanced at each other.
"....We'll give you some of Kim's underwear."
The Wegos glanced at each other.
"Deal."
The twins all shook hands, mischievous smiles on their faces.
"Oh, Jacky. Your pecs are so large and manly."
"Why thank you Jane. They look even manlier when they're covered in my blood and sweat."
"I'd like to see that...covered in blood that is! Die!"
"Heh, I knew there was something weird about finding a prostitute in the middle of the desert."
"What an idiot," Shego murmured, her eyes trained on the television. "Kinda reminds me of Drakken, except he's tall, dark, and handsome."
"Yeah, Drakken," Kim said distractedly, glaring down at the popcorn bowl in between her and Shego.
Damn, shouldn't have asked for popcorn, Kim groused internally, hating the space in between them.
If I move the popcorn to scoot over, will that make me look too clingy? Or maybe it'll show her how much I enjoy being close to her? Or maybe...
Kim groaned and banged the back of her head lightly against the headboard to silence her internal teenage angst.
"Yeah, I know the feeling. This movie is so cheesy," Shego said, chuckling before popping a kernel into her mouth.
"So," Drakken drawled out, sitting on the living room couch between Ron and Mr. Possible, Frank sitting by himself in the armchair, his face hidden behind a sports magazine. "What do you think Shego and Poss- er, Kimberly were up to all day yesterday."
James and Ron turned away from the Christmas special they were watching to blink at Drakken.
"I assume they were just, uh, 'chilling out' all day," James said, smiling to himself for using the modern day terminology.
"If that's what you want to call it," Drakken said under his breath, before snickering to himself.
Ron stared suspiciously at the blue skinned man.
"Why do you ask?" Ron asked, wondering if Drakken knew about the recent development in their relationship.
As far as he knew, he was the only one who was officially informed about it. He did have a sneaking suspicion that Liz and Anne were aware of it too, however.
"No reason, just...curious," Drakken said casually.
"Speaking of being curious, I'm still wondering about our wives," James said, turning towards Frank. "They're up to something. And I've been wondering why they're so friendly with each other and why they wont tell me what they talk about and why-"
"James," Frank cut in from behind the magazine he was reading. "Drop it. You'll only hurt yourself thinking about it."
"But-"
"Trust me on this my friend," Frank said, peaking over his magazine to stare firmly into James eyes. "I don't know about Anne, but I've known Liz longer than anyone else in this house. Liz's mind is not something one should try to understand. Just accept her and her eccentric qualities and move on."
James blinked as Frank raised his magazine back up before flipping the page.
"Jacky! You can't go in there! The building is filled with mind-controlled toddlers!"
"I have no choice but to go in there, my cowardly brother. Because..."
"Because?"
"Because I'm Jacky 'Fire Fist' Johnson! And nobody can stand in my way of saving the Earth, not even little kids under alien mind control!"
"Jacky, I wish I was as manly as you..."
"Typical male," Shego commented, blindly reaching for another popcorn kernel. She blinked when her hand collided with something soft and warm.
She looked down and saw her hand resting on Kim's thigh.
Shego looked up and quirked an eyebrow at the redhead, who smile sheepishly at her.
"Uh, the draft from the air conditioner isn't as bad over here," Kim said as casually as she could while gesturing to the space she was just sitting on, kicking herself mentally for not coming up with a better excuse.
Shego blinked at her before a crooked grin crossed her face.
"Right," Shego drawled before scooting over more so that their shoulders were lightly touching, before taking a kernel out of the bowl resting in Kim's lap.
Kim felt her lips twitch.
Ok got pass the popcorn obstacle. Now...
Kim glanced down and pondered silently how she would go about holding hands with the older woman.
Kim sighed out loudly.
I'm so pathetic.
"I know the feeling. Jacky should just shoot the guy already and get it over with," Shego muttered, popping another kernel in her mouth.
"Hego, just forget about it already," Mego said tiredly as he was making himself a sandwich.
"But doesn't it seem suspicious to you?" Hego pleaded, pacing behind Mego. "Why would two mortal enemies like Kimberly and Shego be spending so much time together? Something is up and we must-"
"Drop it before sis gets pissed and beats the hell out of us," Mego said dryly, walking over to the fridge.
"Mego, aren't you worried about Kimberly's safety?" Hego asked, hovering over Mego's shoulder.
"I'm more concerned about my own safety," Mego muttered.
Hego frowned as he turned to walk out of the kitchen.
"Fine, I'll just figure this out on my own."
Mego watched as the large man exited the kitchen.
"Nice knowing you, bro," Mego mumbled as he stuck his head into the fridge.
"Any last words you want to say to your father, Jacky?"
"Don't do it Johnny! I thought we were blood brothers!"
"We were until you slept with my wife!"
"Jacky, forget about me, run..."
"Dad, hang in there!"
"He's obviously bluffing, you moron," Shego mumbled around the kernel in her mouth, reaching for another one.
She blinked when her hand landed on something that obviously wasn't popcorn.
She glanced down and watch Kim's finger weave into her own, clasping her hand gently.
Shego looked up at the blushing teen, who was watching the movie as if it was the greatest movie in the world.
I never knew you could be so adorable, Kimmie, Shego thought amusedly, clasping her own fingers around Kim's slim hand. She felt Kim give her a squeeze in appreciation, a small smile playing on the redheads face.
Maybe I should tell her that if she just wants to.... Shego studied Kim's obviously calculating face out of the corner of her eye. Shego smirked.
Naw, she's way too cute like this.
"Dude, are you sure about this?"
"Nope. But it's either this or accept the penalty. And knowing Jim and Tim..."
"Right. I'm not quite ready to visit Venus yet."
"Exactly."
The Wegos stood at the foot of the stairs, one of them holding a digital camera as they stared up the daunting stairs ominously.
"So....just take the picture and run?"
"Yup, drawn out plans never work against sis. The simpler, the better."
"...Nice knowing you."
"....Ditto."
Wearing grim faces, the twins walked up the stairs.
"Oh Jacky, what do we do now since we're the last two humans on the Earth?"
"There's only one thing we can do, babe. We must....repopulate the Earth!"
"But...I'm a transvestite Jacky."
"....NOOOOOOOO!."
"Wow. Didn't see that one coming. Weird ending, right?" Shego asked, her gaze trained on the television as the credits started rolling.
After a few moments of silence Shego glanced at the silent redhead.
"Kimmie?"
Kim was staring at their entwined hands, her lips slightly pouting and a defeated look in her eyes.
Guess this is as fas as I'm getting today. Jeez Kim, way to waste another opportunity alone with Shego, Kim thought gloomily.
Shego sucked her teeth as she considered the teen.
It looks like its up to me to start us off. This should be...interesting, Shego thought, her skin flushing as she scooted a little closer to Kim.
Shego let out a loud yawn as she stretched her arms upward. Kim blinked when she felt Shego's arm fall around her shoulders as the older woman pressed against her side.
Kim blushed and looked up at Shego, surprised to see the thief's face was flushed green as she focused her gaze on the credits rolling on the screen.
That....was SO lame, Kim thought amusedly, stifling a giggle. Thanks Shego, I needed that...
Shego risked a glance down, meeting Kim's flushed face beaming up at her.
"What you smiling at?" Shego asked, a grin twitching at her lips.
"Nothing," Kim quipped, turning into Shego's body while scooting up, her arms loosely wrapping around the older woman's torso and nuzzling her face into the nook of Shego's neck. "Just happy to be here with you."
Shego felt her heart rate start to pick up at the feel of Kim's nose and lips against her neck.
Shego shook off the nervous feeling that was trying to creep up on her. She wasn't use to her body reacting like that to such a small sign of affection.
Better do this now before I lose my nerve, Shego thought, lifting a hand up to Kim's face.
Kim's heart pounded against her chest when Shego's hand gently cupped her chin and raised it up.
"Just for future reference," Shego said softly, gazing into Kim's hooded olive green eyes. "If your gonna do all that scheming just to make-out with me, don't wait till the end of the crappy action flick to do it."
Kim stiffened in Shego's embrace, gaping at the older woman.
Shego chuckled before bending down lightly peck Kim's lips.
"Let me show you the universal sign for 'its time to forget the movie and get to making out'," Shego said amusedly, waggling her eyebrows at Kim.
Kim watched in rapped attention as Shego grabbed the remote control and change the television channel to a music station before cranking the volume up all the way.
Shego turned back to Kim and quirked a questioning eyebrow at her, as if asking 'Well, what are you waiting for?'
Kim felt a thrill of excitement through her body. Her lips twitched into an impish smile as she lightly pushed Shego onto her back, making the older woman flush as she grinned up at her.
A nervous energy flowed through both their bodies as Kim crawled over Shego's body before lowering herself down.
Hego strode purposfully down the hallway, pausing when he noticed the Wegos ahead of him staring nervously at Kim's closed bedroom door. He could hear the loud music pounding from behind the closed door.
Hego narrowed his eyes suspiciously as continued striding up to Kim's room.
The Wegos swallowed a scream when Hego cleared his throat behind them.
"And what are you two doing here?" Hego asked in a firm tone, staring down at the two boys.
The Wegos glanced at each other for moment, before wicked smiles crossed their faces.
"We thought we heard Kim cry for help," one of the Wego's said in a fake concerned tone.
"And since we knew she was with Shego, we knew something was up."
"So we decided to check up on her, but, you know..."
"We're so young and inexperienced..."
"And sis is so big and scary..."
"If only there was someone strong enough to face her," both the Wegos said at the same time, pouting pathetically up at Hego.
Hego felt a swell of pride rise up in him as he puffed his chest out.
"Stand back, my dear brothers," Hego said in a deep, commanding voice.
The Wegos quickly dashed behind Hego, giving each other a high five before readying their camera.
Hego strode up to the door, a determined look trained on his face.
"Shego," Kim gasped before lowering her head again, capturing Shego's full black lips with her petal pink ones, one hand tangled in long black hair while the other one rested on Shego's hip.
Shego moaned into Kim's mouth when Kim's hand gave her hip a squeeze, tightening her strong arms around Kim's petite body, pressing their bodies tighter together.
Kim moaned when she felt Shego's tongue nudging her mouth open. Kim gladly answered the request and deepened the kiss.
Kim's hand rose steadily from Shego's hip till freezing when they reached Shego's ribs.
Kim furiously beat down her hormonal urges, which were screaming for her to grope the moaning woman under her.
Whoa, hold on, not ready to feel up Shego just yet!
But, they're so soft and-
Dammit! Not! Ready!
Surely Shego wont mind if we squeeze them just a-
Shut up! We just got to first base! Don't be greedy!
But-
Goodness sakes! Have some patience!
....Screw you buddy! We're taking over this operation!
Kim's heart felt like it was going to beat out of her chest as her hand continued to rise.
Shego moaned deeply into her mouth when Kim's hand brushed the underside of her clothed breast, sending shivers throughout Kim's body.
Before Kim could make it to second base, fate decided to intervene.
"Don't worry Kimberly! Help is here!" Hego boomed, as he burst through the locked wooden door, send the wood flying everywhere. "In the name of justice I'll....uh...I'll...."
Hego blinked at the sight before him.
Kim, laying on top of Shego, flush against her body, had a hand hovering over the older woman's breast while her head was turned towards the door, gaping at him.
Shego, who had her arms wrapped around Kim's body, was looking at him blankly, her eye twitching.
The loud music blared from the television, going unnoticed by the three individuals staring silently at each other.
"Sweet," one of the Wegos said in awe, starting dumbstruck at the two women while the other nodded mutely as he raised the digital camera.
As soon as the sound of the camera clicking and it's bright flash filled the room, all hell broke loose.
Anne and Liz jumped in their seats when one of the upstairs windows violently blew out as a gigantic ball of plasma flew out and came crackling down towards the yard.
Jim and Tim, who were still playing in the snow, yelped as they dashed to either side of the incoming ball of death.
With a loud, Earth shaking explosion, the ball of plasma impacted the ground, leaving behind a smoldering crater.
Anne and Liz gawked at the crater before looking up towards the window.
Shego and Kim were sticking their heads out and staring down at the blackened ground.
Shego was panting heavily, a scowl on her face as a large vein bulged from her forehead. Kim was covering her mouth with her hand as she stared at the crater with wide eyes.
Jim and Tim, who had been knocked on their butts, crawled to the edge of the crated and blinked at what they saw.
Hego and the Wegos were knocked out as the lay sprawled in the center of the crater, their clothes completely seared away leaving them butt naked.
The looks of horror plastered on their battered, unconscious faces and the sound of their skin and hair sizzling was a testament to the punishment they had faced.
Jim and Tim gulped loudly and slowly looked towards the window, observing the scary look on Shego's face.
"You know...it's been a while since we've been to the moon."
"Isn't that a bit too drastic?"
"What are the chances that Shego comes after us and Kim doesn't stop her?"
"....Moon it is."
The tweebs bolted back into the house, past the stunned mothers, who just kept gawking at their daughters even after Kim spotted them and waved sheepishly at them.
to be continued...
AN: I have a younger brother and an older sister, so I have quite a bit of experience of having people barging into my room at inappropriate times. Kinda wish I had plasma for times like that, lol. But yeah, lengthy chapter, hope you don't mind. Feeling some major pressure now with only two chapters left. Actually it might be three, I'm playing with the idea of writing an epilogue for this story. If that's something you want to see, let me know...by reviewing...else I wont know what you want....which doesn't help either of us....so review.....stop reading this and review.
STOP READING THIS AND REVIEW DAMMIT! :p