The only thing I will claim to own is this laptop.
Warning: This chapter has some bad language.
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Insanity looked down on her work and smile. Right now, she was the only one in control of the body. Violence and Veangeace had left when things started to get nasty. In front of her was a bloody piece of meat. It was safe to say that the only way they could possibly identify Gato was through DNA tests.
"Insanity, you done your part so get back in here."
Insanity pouted before smiling again. No one could take her achievement away from her. She took one last look at her work and retreated back into her mind…BUT not before leaving a gift.
Oh, this will be interesting.
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Caution was always trying to perfect everything and much to everyone else's dismay, she tried to perfect their plan.
"Get back here!" Anger hissed. "This is not part of the plan. We have to go and warn the others."
Caution didn't really pay attention to Anger. If she was right, then her plan will help all of them in the long run.
Caution walked over to an overly decorated desk and sifted through documents. With extreme concentration, she took in every detail in the writing (being careful and meticulous did have advantages). She picked out a blank piece of paper and wrote with precision that could rival a sharingan master.
She looked at the finished product and felt a little proud, just like Insanity.
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On the bridge, everything was okay (pretty much like the canon. The only difference was that Sakun had gotten Tazuna back to the safety of his house, and now he went to help Sasuke.)
Haku looks at Sasuke through the Ice Mirrors. "Give up, resisting is pointless."
"Never!" Sasuke growled.
Haku sighed. "Then let us continue." The onslaught of senbons continued and Sasuke pushed on.
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Meanwhile…
"Move faster, stupidhead"
The mercenary growled, but moved faster. He looked back on what happen.
-Flashback-
Today was a pretty good day. Today was the day they were going to kill those ninja bastards and take all the women in the village for themselves.
Most of the mercenaries were already headed to the bridge, while he and the more laid back mercenaries stayed behind. They didn't mind getting a woman secondhand, sex is still sex.
He lifted a container to his lips, then frowned. Damn, he was out of sake.
"Hey, guys! Got anymore sake?" He yelled. He waited but there was no response.
"Guys?!" He turned around and froze.
There was blood everywhere. His fellow mercenaries were all dead.
"Hello."
He shrieked and jumped back. It was a girl. In any other situation he would've thought she was cute, but her bloodstained faced made him cower in fear.
"Y-Yes? What do you want?" He stuttered.
"Hurry up and take me to the bridge!" She commanded.
-Flashback End-
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Naru (Anger) was, on the back of the mercenary, recuperating. It didn't look like it but switching out and using the personalities strained the user's mind. If overused, the mind could turn to mush and the person would be in a vegetative state. In fact, the Kyuubi healing factor was probably the only thing keeping the brain from shutting down.
Anger sighed and yelled at the mercenary to move faster. Her short fuse made her irritated at how slow (to her) the man was moving. Out of all the other mercenaries, only he looked fit enough to actually carry her. Maybe she would make him her slave. She sensed a submissive will in him. This caused her to smirk only for it to fade as she sensed the man slowing down.
"Move your fat ass, NOW!"
The mercenary could only groan in response.
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Back at the bridge, Kakashi was firing up his chidori. In front of him, Zabuza gripped his arm to stop the blood flowing from it. His sword was a couple feet away, just out of his reach.
While Kakashi prepared to finish off Zabuza, Sasuke raised his ninjato to strike down Haku. Sakun had appeared in time to help Sauke take down Haku. Sasuke had fired a huge fireball as a distraction while Sakun whipped his kusarigama around randomly. Haku, to escape the fireball, found himself bound by the chains of the kusarigama.
Both teacher and student prepared to finish their foes when…they heard it.
It was too loud for them not to hear it. The sound of many feet stomping towards them.
There was a tense pause…when finally the source of the sound showed itself.
A mob of mercenaries appeared. Their faces were full of arrogance and sneers.
"Tch…So you didn't kill each other. Oh well, I guess we will have the honor of killing you." The man turned and sneered at the jounin. "Don't worry. We'll make sure to kill you guys first. Wouldn't want 'cha to see us kill your students. Don't you see how nice we are?"
Zabuza growled at the man. "You little SHIT! Just wait till I get my hands on you. YOU will be begging ME for mercy."
The man just scoffed and yelled to his men. "What are you imbeciles waiting for? ATTACK!"
"Not so fast, boys." Naruko appeared on top of her slav- *cough cough* -I mean kind chaffeau who has whole heartedly agreed (Background: DID NOT!) to take her to the bridge.
At the sight of her, the mob laughed. "Hehehe…It's just a little girl. What are you gonna do? Sing your ABC's to us?"
Naruko glared. "No, I am going to CRUSH you so hard your ancestors won't recognize you, you SHITHEAD."
"Oh yeah! We're gonna take you AND the girls and FUCK you until you know what it means to respect your elders!" The leader yelled, a prominent tick mark at the corner of his forehead. "Hmm…I wonder how that other girl would fell. What was her name again? Tsu- Tsunami." He grinned as a look of shock and anger marred her face. He continued. "You know what? I bet you she will be nice and tight in the ass. I think I will fuck her right in front of you. Imagine it, her screams and moans as I thrust into her. I'll make her so addicted to sex that she'll do anything for me. HAHAHAHA!"
And those were his last words.
His subordinates just stood there as their leader's head hit the ground, staining the bridge.
Naru had pulled out her scythe and cleaved the mans head from his shoulders. Her eyes were red.
It was if a silent signal had waken them up because all at once they began to charge her.
"GET HER!" They screamed as they pulled out their weapons.
Her teammates and ex-foes could do nothing but stare. They watched a little girl butcher a mob of men. They were shocked. It wasn't that hard to believe though. All you needed to do was swing the blade randomly and the triple blades would do the rest.
And they continued to watch.
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Omake: Not even a cell phone can help pt. 2
[In the Hokage's office]
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!"
[Outside the office]
'What the fuck is that?'
[In the Hokage's office]
"Screw Green Eggs and Ham. It should've been GREEN HAM AND EGGS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
[Meanwhile]
"Kami, I hate being an ANBU. These masks are so hot." A Falcon anbu said as he started building a fort with the wood and glass he gathered.
A Rat ANBU looked up from his painting, "Tell me about it. I don't know why we are even doing this."
"Will you guys SHUT THE HELL UP?!" Ox exclaimed. "You guys got the easiest jobs. Do you know how HARD it is to catch all these pigs and birds? HUH! DO YOU? I guess NOT!"
"Hey guys," A Rabbit ANBU walked up to them. "I'm the new guy."
"Hey new guy." The rest greeted.
"Yeah, so I've been ordered to help out." To this, the others let out a sigh of relief. Then the noob opened up his mouth again. "So, anyway, what's angry birds?"
The other ANBU let out another sigh, this time of resignation. "Don't ask."
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So, do you guys have anything to say?
First of all, the scythe is temporary. It is for a specific event to take place, aside from this one.
Second of all, I finally updated my profile. YAY! So you should read it. Don't worry, you don't have to if you don't want to. (P. S. It is really short so it won't take too much time.)
Third of all, I've kinda been updating really slowly (in case you didn't notice) but this is because of a dangerous disease. It is a mixture of laziness, school, procrastination, lack of motivation, and LACK OF INSPIRATION. I think it is called TTWB Syndrome or Typical Teenage Writer's Block Syndrome. (Read my third of all in my profile. Don't fret, you will get what I mean if you go to my profile.)