I was totes walking to skewl. It was Monday, most ppl hated mondeys but not me becos I totally loved my skewl becos I got to see my friends Rikke and Elesith, and my totes crush who I totes kissed the other day so now I guess he is my totally bf lol! Him name is Argis the Bylwaark, he was my houscarl when I bort a house in markarth and he is totes cute. I cud also see my totally new bestie,Burnjoke. Burntree was totally my worst enemy, but he turned nice. He had a bby last week and she is now in high skewl. She name is Hildreannaleenaette named after me becos I am totes fab. As I was wanking along the road, I saw…. ALDAWIN. Aldwudn is the totes skewl ully. He is reel mean, and does meen stuff. Once, he peed on my locker totes ewww. He is totes a rebel, he drinks alcool, smoeks, tayks drug, and once he was prenherant ewww. He was leenin against a wall, hanging with his gang the Dragons. His gang totes tried to take over SKyrem, but me the dragonborn stopped him phew. He was hot though, dayum. He wore a leather jacket but even tho he was, as the Russians say, a 'bogan' he was rich becos his dad Akatosh was totally the owned a company called 'The Nine Divines.' His leater jacket looked totes expensive and probably cost a totally lot. He also wore expensiv ripped jeans because he was going for the punk look. Akatosh was totes posh he was akaposh lol gget it hehehahhaaheheahhahhaahhehehaihea but his sun didn't copy him becos he was rebellion agains his parents. Ok well Alduin was smoking a drug, and he said

"Hildreannaleena u are a stupid bfith I hate you," said Alduein.

"Well you were gnna burn down skyrem!" I reminded her.

"So at least im not ugel."

I extremelied. HOW DARE HE INSULT ME. I am beautiful, I ave sparklin blue eyes and buutiul light red hair, I am totally buutiful and unique. I took a deep breath, totally for my totes dragon shot, I totally dragonshouted… BASH U UP. The dragenshowt bashed Alduein up, and he cried and his gang membear laugh. I totes ran to skewl becos I was runnin late now. Omg alduio n was totes waggin, I totes realised. I was went through the double doors to totes Skyrim High.

"Hildreannaleena you are late," said Heimskr as I wanked into religions class late agin. Heimskr is my totes religion teacher and the class is always exactly the same, it is always about Talos.

"Omg did you hear, Burnjolf took nudes and Alduin totes posted them on fecesbook!" said my bffl, Rikke.

"Oh my totes god, Aldien is a totes meenie poopoopants and burnyolk is kind of dumb no offense to him."

"Yeah," agree Rikka."

"Hey where is Argis my bf?"

"omg he died remember?"

I remembered he died and burst into totes tears. Everyone turned around and totes looked at me and it was totally embarrassing.

I NEEDED A NEW BOYFRIEND

I was totally finished trainin with the gaybreads at lunch like I usually do, and I totes had a free. Rikke and Elisif both had Dragon langeg class, but I cold already speak Dragon so I didn't do that calss. Byrneurope was totally taking the day off to take nudes, so I was totally alone. I went and hang out with some people who also have a free in the library.

"Hi we are the companyens," said a guy.

"yeah my name is Aela I am cool."

"Cool I'm Hildreannaleena," I totes introcabbaged myself.

"yeah we know you are like famous." Said ale.a

"I am virkas and this is my totes bro Faarkaas he is my brother and we are brothers. Wanna join us."

?

"Ok sure! I said."

"We have to go on a mission, becaos Alduin came in and like destructioned the canteen.

"

" oh no I CAN'T buy ANYMORE spring rolls I lIKe them ((( I sad face"

We ran to the cnteen and saw ALDEUIN WAS BURNIN IT. I totes saw somen spring rolls burning I hat to save them! I dived heroically to the rescue but my new designer hair totes caught fire! Oh no! "

Farkas totally TURNED INTO A WAREWOLFF AND KILLED A DRAGON. Aela and ViLkas also turned into werewolfs and killed dragons. Om totes g it was like twilite! Omg are you team ajjcob or team Edward I am team Jacob all the way lol

ALduin saw all his friends had die and totes stabber me! I nearly die and he about to kill me to death when suddenly a swofd….. falkas saved me! Alduin ran away and bye.

"omg thanks so much for save me farkas omg he was totes cute"

That's ok "he said and omg we totes kissed yay I found a new bf."

Suddenly a totes giant machine appeared. Omg Alduin had totes stolen it from a totally Dwarven ruin! He was totally gonna destroy the world with it!